Going Off Like A Fart Bomb

Lesbians will love this!

America's Next Top Model alum Lisa D'Amato is hoping to extend her 15 seconds of fame by attempting to be a bad white female rapper.

Click here to watch the video for her first single, Ace of Spades.

It's so bad that Britney Spears is trying to get it on her new album!

It's so bad we've watched it three times already and kinda love it.

Popping bottles with Top Models!

Posted: Oct 8, 2007 at 4:24 pm / Email this »

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Sakura says – reply to this

501

Like a gruesome car accident - you want to turn away, or in this case - OFF - but you just can't - it's fascinating, mesmerizing, and horrifying all in the same breath. For that alone - she should get props… and never be allowed to make another rap song or video ever again.
Rami says – reply to this

502

if this is real or if she is being serious. than i do believe that it is officially the end of the world. this is so bad beyond bad.
parasitehill says – reply to this

503

Wow this is possibly the most pathetic thing I've ever seen >_
Chen says – reply to this

504

I am gayyy
C++hen says – reply to this

505

I am gayyy
Laci says – reply to this

506

Serious? Is she serious?
#509?
SH says – reply to this

507

Lisa is literally my most favorite ANTM contestant of all time. And at first I was like WHYYYY did she do this… but now it's a guilty pleasure!

Is Lisa a Les???
daisy says – reply to this

508

lol…pretty funny. she's making fun of fergie, right?
Amelie from Sweden says – reply to this

509

OMG! She can't be serious!! She just can't!!!
Tal says – reply to this

510

Someone kill her now. That was terrible.
tjinmn says – reply to this

511

This song was good! It sounds like something Fergie would do. Don't hate!
addy says – reply to this

512

oh my god. this is horrendous. i feel so bad for her- first the embarrassment on the show, and now all over the music industry too?
jessica says – reply to this

513

wow that sucked
jen says – reply to this

514

I just threw up in my mouth watching that shit!
estefany says – reply to this

515

hahahah this shit made me laugh soo bad this is fucking retarded
Lauren says – reply to this

516

Re: Lor –

hey lor, how could you have seen this months ago when the final edit was completed only 2 weeks ago? My bf worked with the studio that did her vid. Nice try, but next time you want to lie to seem cool, do some research!
mika says – reply to this

517

what the fuck is this shit?
Becky says – reply to this

518

she sucks. eww. SHe needs a plastic surgeon PRONTO
no thank says – reply to this

519

i like it
brittny says – reply to this

520

i watched this before i went to school
and it was stuck in my head ALLL day.
MOJO says – reply to this

521

She makes K-Fed look like a rap genius…..
Whitney says – reply to this

522

This is just god-fucking-awful. Wow.
Liz says – reply to this

523

This is my new favorite song.
spitfire says – reply to this

524

Wow. That was even worse than I had expected. And I thought it couldn't get any worse than what I'd expected!
Sean says – reply to this

525

A part of me just died.
youdon't know what loveis says – reply to this

526

I am misogynistic. These idiots put the "f" on fugly
DEE says – reply to this

527

…………

plz tell me this is a cruel joke..PLZ
Latonya Crawford says – reply to this

528

that was the most awsome things i've seen eeeeeeeevvvvvveeeerrrrrr!!!! (c)rap but awsome (c)rap
Jen says – reply to this

529

OMG, is she serious?
lollercoaster says – reply to this

530

I nearly shat my pants when this came on.

This is hilariously AWFUL.
queen pep says – reply to this

531

haha! i actually always liked that crazy crack head bitch on ANTM…love me some crazy…
SINCY says – reply to this

532

lol i thought it said standing here with no beer.

i barely managed to make it to a minute
liz says – reply to this

533

never seen such shit before. its even worse than the hoff — cheers from germany
Tamara says – reply to this

534

Thanks a lot. My ears are bleeding.
Jessica says – reply to this

535

i kinda liked it
FIRST says – reply to this

536

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nablur says – reply to this

537

What… The… Fuck?~! Is she for real?! Her voice was fucking annoying and when she did that whole breathy voice singing shit… Sounds so wrong. Man, she's soooooooooooooooooooo desperate for attention.
DHughes says – reply to this

538

Wow…That was actually worst than I thought it was going to be….
Brittany says – reply to this

539

Get your plastic surgery before you're on television wannabees! BOOB JOB
the worst rap video besides kfed and madonna
Elle says – reply to this

540

This chick smells like an emu fart.
Chris says – reply to this

541

What in the HELL!?!?!?!?!
CHRIS says – reply to this

542

What in the HELL!?!??!?!
Charlotte says – reply to this

543

O
M
G

She can't be serious - that has to be a parody, RIGHT?

What a frickin' fool. I'm embarassed for her, but even more embarassed for the people who filmed and produced that shit. What were they thinking?
xwhateverx says – reply to this

544

is this girl serious??!!!
annie says – reply to this

545

Seriously, is this a joke?
L says – reply to this

546

ummm…yeah that's pretty brutal
Brittney says – reply to this

547

Ewww…. I just threw up in my mouth a little……
GR says – reply to this

548

OMG this is so crappy, is she for real? Nobody liked her on top model so why would they like her now, she looks like she is 40.
gr says – reply to this

549

OMG is she for real, this is so crappy. Nobody liked her on Americas next top model, why would they like her now, she looks like she is 40
WOW says – reply to this

550

Shes great.
AttentionHam says – reply to this

551

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Everyone can hate all they want but she looks hot and she sounds like Fergie and she's getting PAID!!!

GET PAID GIRL! GET PAID GIRL! GET PAID GIRL! GET PAID GIRL!
camellia says – reply to this

552

holy crap. that was the worst peice of crap i have ever seen.
justen says – reply to this

553

WOW! that's embarrassing…..
Jess says – reply to this

554

she got breast implants, she used to be completely flat
kim says – reply to this

555

she LOOKS great but SOUNDS awful. i feel embarrassed for her
jenn says – reply to this

556

That was absolute SHIT!
Turkish Goddess says – reply to this

557

I wish I had a time machine so I can go back and stop myself from ever viewing this disaster
Nicelle says – reply to this

558

I want to stab her and the person who sighend her in the chest! Its rap right? I will Laugh so hard it she is on Bet.
Lynn says – reply to this

559

LOL! She's retarded! That was hilarious like it was made in high school. She's nasty and looks like Sandra Burnhart. Barf!
Erin says – reply to this

560

Oh My God!! That was so bad! I like her better in pictures when you cant hear her voice. And where does she get off thinkin that she is all of a sudden ghetto fabulous? Cause shes not. She pissed her pants on top model!! Who does that?!
sarah says – reply to this

561

Is this a joke? or is she for real?
NattyCrack says – reply to this

562

WOW… is she for real? So sad and ridiculous!
trish says – reply to this

563

Omg i almost just hung myself with a shoe string..she should do the same..quickly
em says – reply to this

564

i think she's cute. i loved it.
dr bobb says – reply to this

565

oh my goodness. that was probably the worst thing i have ever watched. hEER with no fEEr. ummm, who wants to bet that she didnt spend more that $50 on making that video. terrible terrible terrible. but ill show all my friends so they can laugh and stare at it awkwardly too.
Michael says – reply to this

566

She looked like a busted Nelly Furtado. I give her props for trying though.
anya says – reply to this

567

i'm so embarassed 4 her..
still laughing says – reply to this

568

Holy Hell! That was beyond horrific! She was running out of air while trying to sing. I was cracking up, now I have the hicc-me-ups! Too funny! Thanks Perez. I needed a good laugh. She should be embarrassed and go fing a rock to hide under. Shhhheeeeeeeeeeeit!
blackbetty says – reply to this

569

This shiz is the fking worst ever. . . I couldn't even look at the whole video!
Mel says – reply to this

570

Yes… yes that is truly awful!
ommmggg says – reply to this

571

my ears are bleeding
livyluvinsean says – reply to this

572

hahahaha omg hahahah omg that was so halarious they actualy gave her a video cuz they thought it would make it that far? lol i knew perez would lighten up my day once again! i
Allison says – reply to this

573

GENIUS.
Ohyesyesbaby says – reply to this

574

HORRIBLE!