R. Kelly Brings The Crazy
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first!! r kelly suckssss!!!
firrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssssssssstttt! YEAH!!!!
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fiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssstttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!
I wish he would piss on you, Perez.
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Y DOES HE EVEN MAKE MUSIC OR VIDEOS ANYMORE?!
YOU SUCK R!!!!!
who cares about him
10THH!!!!
Makes me wish he were trapped in a closet. With the door bolted from the outside. Then we'd all get some peace from these bombastic films.
firsst! .. he's such a duche. he needs to stop singing
he needs to just dissapear. seriously.
his career has been lonnggggg gone.
however, i thouroughly enjoyed trapped in the closet. never in my life have i laughed so hard over a celebrity. seriously.
desperate much?
Oh God not more!!!
I really don't understand him lol..I think he thinks what he does is really artistic and shit..but Perez u nailed it…he's just bringin the crazy!!
….um, wow…..i'm speechless. In a bad way.
this is why i had a love/hate relationship with r. kelly
Obsessed with saying you toobe. And how real this shit is.
This shit is real y'all.
Endless source of entertainment.
R Kelly SUCKSSSSSS. His time is up…yeah he had a few good songs but it is time for him to move on. R. Kelly is ssssoooooo five years ago when will the horrible videos/stories stop? Hopefully this is the last tragedy that he makes. I know that he really likes to play characters and hide in closets and all but his time was up when he played "chester the molester" and banged that 15 year old girl.
Is this a joke? Seriously
Child molesting piece of shit
Wait.. Was supposed to be a real song?! A real video?!! What the hell was that? I am soo confused… Crazy indeed.
I hope he is in the sex tape with kim and kourtney kardashian and pisses on them both
after all he is black had sex and videos with underage girls and has been going on for what SEVEN years???
Black and rich that does it
hahahah wtf was that???
I can't help but think of R. Kelly's dodo butter from the David Chapelle skit. Bwahaaahaa!
Embarassing
ahahaha…whoa, so dramatic
child molester!!!!!!!…….why, oh why isn't this sick, pedofile in JAIL!
"Real Talk," yeah, real CRAZY! But ALL of my favorite musical artists (and most writers as well) are….every last damn one of 'em… sane artists make sucky music, I think. Not that this song in particular is a high point of R. Kelly's songwriting abilities, lol. Wtf with the dudes in the back?
he's so whack
honestly my new favorite song by him.
Why do all these degenerate idiots leave the tags on their shit?
What an inarticulate douchebag. Why does anybody think this useless fuckstain is talented???
That was so stupid and completely unnecessary. R.Kelly is so lame with that "real talk" bullshit and that wack ass in the closet mess. Shut up asswipe. When are you ever going to go to trial? How's that for some real talk you pervert.
ROFLMAO!!! Sadly, R is selling more records than ever. He is on the remix for everyone's hits and even had a few of his own hits this year. That being said, when is his perverted child molesting ass going to jail? I hope that when he finally does go to jail that someone traps him in the closet and pisses on his sorry ass!!!
soooo lame. this tool just wrote down what he said on the phone and put music behind it and calls it a song? what a waste. he's on his way to being a has-been already. and he's just creepy to look at. ugh.
fucking hilarious.
what a douche.
ummmm I feel all wrong inside now
HAHAHAHAHA!this is just so ridiculous
This is the funniest song ever!! I laughed so hard when i heard it on his cd (which is the shit) that i almost ran into the back of someones' car. I said the other day people can say what they want but he pissed on a girl, song a few gospel songs on his album and people forgave him. He is one of those artist that is changing with the music and that is why he is still fucking up and selling records the music is great. Everyone hating needs to look past the PERSONAL shit he has done and judge the music b/c after its all said and done that is the only thing we CAN judge.
that made me laugh lol
I love it when he sing-talks–the movie he did where he dresses up as different characters is great. In this movie the preacher is having a gay affair and his wife walks in the preacher's office while he's talking to his boyfriend and the call is on speakerphone and it is hilarious. I wish I could think of the name!
r. kelly is a poor excuse for an artist.
Clearly, there is a clock missing it's KOO-KOO! On a more positive note, singing does tape the nastiness out of being called a bitch. How this guy even gets laid is beyond me. There must be a special on ecstacy?
That was actually pretty hilarious!
Re: Liz – HA - I totally agree, I think the only good thing to come from R. Kelly's videos is the Chappelle skit, I can't watch R. Kelly or Lil' Jon without laughing because I think of Chappelle. Brilliant.
cheapest vid ever.
ridiculous
PEDOPHILE.
He looks like the homeless coke heads I see around Brooklyn lol. And he looks REALLY old lmao.
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MILTON! I said Milton. What the fuck was that? But seriously, this talentless dickwad has a future in comedy
Ps. Love the soccer mom windbreaker! WOOOOOOO!
oh my god I dont think I could love r.kelly any more than I do now! He is so nutty its hilarious!! (However i do not condone kiddy porn, shame on you r!)
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HATE IT OR LOVE IT DUDE IS STILL NUMBER1 HE HAS SOLD 2MILLION COPIES OF HIS LAST ALBUM "DOUBLE UP" U CAN'T DENY THE FACT THAT HE IS STILL BLESSED…. 2MILLION COPIES IN 4MONTH
WHAT A FUCKING PIG! I hate all that shit that pretends to be "music" and it's really just fucking SHITTY URBAN POETRY SET TO A HORRENDOUS BEAT.
WHAT A FUCKING PIG! I hate all that shit that pretends to be "music" and it's really just fucking SHITTY URBAN POETRY SET TO A HORRENDOUS BEAT.
WHAT A FUCKING PIG! I hate all that shit that pretends to be "music" and it's really just fucking SHITTY URBAN POETRY SET TO A HORRENDOUS BEAT.
WHAT A FUCKING PIG! I hate all that shit that pretends to be "music" and it's really just fucking SHITTY URBAN POETRY SET TO A HORRENDOUS BEAT.
WHAT A FUCKING PIG! I hate all that shit that pretends to be "music" and it's really just fucking SHITTY URBAN POETRY SET TO A HORRENDOUS BEAT.
WHAT A FUCKING PIG! I hate all that shit that pretends to be "music" and it's really just fucking SHITTY URBAN POETRY SET TO A HORRENDOUS BEAT.
WHAT A FUCKING PIG! I hate all that shit that pretends to be "music" and it's really just fucking SHITTY URBAN POETRY SET TO A HORRENDOUS BEAT.
WHAT A FUCKING PIG! I hate all that shit that pretends to be "music" and it's really just fucking SHITTY URBAN POETRY SET TO A HORRENDOUS BEAT.
confirming what i've been saying all along, he makes up his shit as he goes, and the only thing epic about this video is that it's even on this website getting any recognition, this guys a joke
Why is he always doin stuff like this? I'm pretty sure nobody likes his "real talk" songs and all those awful videos he did.
I definitely don't care to listen to him sing his problems and make money off them….
What happened to the Remix 2 Ignition and all those awesome stepping tunes? All people want is a good song to drive down the street and jam out to. Not this bs.
REAL TALK! I love it! This is vintage R. Kelly, back when he was the shit and wasn't caught up in this child molestation nightmare he created for himself. He really could have been a great singer/artist/producer but fame went to his head. Don't fuck with fame if your head ain't right!
OMG r kelly knows better than that.. wtflip??!
what
a
joke.
Bitch got tired of being a 'fag hag'
ohh my god this is too funny
I swear this fool is a comedian… andnot a very good one. Shit son, actually start singing songs again!
hes got a good voice, but his music is awful. I sounds like he is just making it up as he goes along.
Awful….besides, he should be in jail
This is beyond fucking lame.
HAHAHHAAAA!!! That HAS to be a joke! That was the funniest thing I've ever seen!!! I was quite literally laughing out loud! Hahahaaaa!!! Even more hilarious than Trapped in a Closet! He's a freakin' comedian!
20$ says this was an actual phone conversation to start off with.
R. KELLY IS KING BITCHES!
DON'T YOU C*M SUCKING WH*RES FORGET IT!
The bishop would be proud.
Okay…R has straight-up lost his DAMN mind!!!! LOL WTF? This was the funniest @@it that I have seen in a long time. BTW, what was up with the fight at the end? ROFLMAO!!!
When is he going to do the one about him, pissing on, and banging a 13 year girl?
nut.
job.
that fucking sucked he should just retire already
hmmm I'm still debating wether or not he really thinks this is music or this is all one big joke that we will all hopefully be let in on someday
Listening to him (try to) speak makes me want to vomit. How inarticulate can one person be? He can barely form a sentence.
R Kelly couldn't cope with his success and believes that he can deliver shit and people will buy it nevertheless. Once he used to be my favourite singer, and his first albums were oh-so-good! My favourite video was "Down Low". Back then, he seemed to respect women, at least where his song lyrics and videos were concerned. I liked him much more the gentleman type, he really had class. Today I will never again buy a cd from a guy who seems to think all women are only b****es who care about his money. Bye, bye, Mr. Kelly! You can come back when you deliver some real good music, not this worthless crap.
LOL that totally sucked!! I couldnt even watch the whole thing!
R. Kelly needs to give it up…
lame child molester, lame!….go to JAIL!
crazy ass, this is hilarious…MILTON!!lol
Perez - Certain lines need to be drawn; R. Kelly crosses all of those line. Not only is he ignorant misogynist, even worse, he is a child molester. He has abused the legal system in an attempt to avoid prosecution and has not been forced to stand trial for his misdeeds. We, including you, need to prosecute him in the form of an R. Kelly media boycott. Don't play his songs, don't watch his videos, and stop listening to his mediocre ramblings.
niiiiice…
OMG LOL LOL!!
That was fuckin' GENIUS!!! Only R. Kelly can get away with this BS.
hahahahahaha…that was the funniest shit ever!!!!!
but wtf was the ending about!?!
First, R Kelly is the light at the end of the tunnel for shitty ass hip-hop/ R&B. This shit is genius it's "REAL TALK" muddafuggas. I had a conversation with my girl with the exact same dialogue, and then some black dudes started fighting around me. Kinda creepy.
HOT GHETTO MESS!!!!!
HOT GHETTO MESS!!!!!
HOT GHETTO MESS!!!!!
HOT GHETTO MESS!!!!!
HOT GHETTO MESS!!!!!
HOT GHETTO MESS!!!!!
funniest shit ever..he needs a life. for real
This dud sing about ANYTHINg… and I mean ANYTHING… a few more years he'll be singing about his toilet… hahahaha! He has great voice but POOR choice of words…
you people don't get it.
r-kel, whereas once respectable in the r'n'b community for his music, then slipped into infamy due to his moral *ahem* indiscretions, -HOWEVER-
his particular brand of bat-shit crazy has gotten so absurd, that he has officially LOOPED BACK AROUND to being hot shit, again.
i mean.., are we watching the same video, here? this shit is GOLD!
adult swim couldn't WRITE this shit.
favorited.
R.Kelly need to listen to some Barry White and Howard Hewett to learn how to talk to a lady! This is not what I would want young people to hear. Girls, don't let this be your idea of what love is about. R.Kelly this sucks and you should be a shame to call this music. Grow up!! This is not R&B! This is ghetto trash!!
the half braided hair looks like a hot ghetto mess. please stop it r kelly
PSYCHO!!!!
i like how he pretends like he is on the phone that $hit is funny.
What a delightful young man :::eyeroll:::
To all the people saying that this sucks: do you not see the insanely ridiculous humor in this shit? It's a MASTERPIECE!!!! he may not be in on the joke, but it's pure comedy gold. The man's out of his mind, and I can't get enough.
R. has sunk to another low. With all that cussing and "real talk" his old azz looked like an old fool. It was not really a song it was sing songish. I wouldn't request it on TRL. He must have been high when he thouight it and recorded it. He looks dumb. I can not relate.
I LOVE THIS SHIT!!!!!REAL TALK
this man needs help. look at his fucking face. he's so old. that is why i am going to quit smoking.. i don't want my skin to look like that. wow…. he's so fucking old!! how is this a song?????
well i tell ya, i dont like the guy but his conversation on the phone sounds like my relationship