This Breaks Our Heart

Why couldn't this be us?????

:-(

Michael Urie's character gets a new boyfriend on Ugly Betty.

According to an official description of the A League of Their Own episode, Marc finds himself attracted to someone who isn't his type, chubby but charming photographer Cliff.

The episode airs October 25.

Sad. Sad.

Posted: Oct 8, 2007 at 2:06 pm / Email this »

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b says – reply to this

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i love this show!
caro says – reply to this

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1st
erika says – reply to this

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first
lori says – reply to this

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2nd
caro says – reply to this

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1!
cd says – reply to this

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nice!
lori says – reply to this

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i luv u frank!
matt says – reply to this

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Cute.
Just me... says – reply to this

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Why?!!
Because you are fat, ugly and mean that's why!!
Emmanuel says – reply to this

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FIRST BITCHES1!!!!!!
pj says – reply to this

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YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

YEAH..LET'S SHOVE HOMOSEXUALITY IN EVERYONES FACES!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW BARF!!!!!
Sammy D says – reply to this

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First? I love this! & Perez…thank you! You and your fantastic humor are helping my through a bout of mono!
Kate says – reply to this

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You couldn't be the boyfriend because they can't put two flammers together. They needed a more everyguy type to play the part.
p says – reply to this

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because you are a really bad actor. stick to reporting gossip. you are good at that.
Clizzzzzzz says – reply to this

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you're a little more than chubby, sorry. the camera adds poundage.
doggie balls says – reply to this

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sad and DISGUSTING
mega says – reply to this

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the little white doodles on the pictures has become tired and lame. your 15 minutes is dwindling…
DZArbonne says – reply to this

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Lose Weight Now
Look at my space dzarbonne to learn more.
chub but no charm says – reply to this

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do you really wanna know why p-nasty? because you're all chub and no charm…sorry
lisa says – reply to this

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awww
cortni says – reply to this

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Awww.
I am slightly jealous.
m says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!!!
lisa says – reply to this

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I cannot say how much I hate the "first second third" assholes
Dylan says – reply to this

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You only fit 1/2 of the description of the new boyfriend….sorry.
Hannah-Jayne says – reply to this

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Well, Perez…
you may be chubby, but you ain't charming.
Unlucky.
bill says – reply to this

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Gross!!!
Nick says – reply to this

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"Why Couldn't this be us"????????????? Because it says "Chubby" in the character description, not MORBIDLY OBESE AND HIDEOUSLY UGLY.
Nick says – reply to this

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"Why Couldn't this be us"????????????? Because it says "Chubby" in the character description, not "
MORBIDLY OBESE AND HIDEOUSLY UGLY".
Chubby? says – reply to this

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Really? They call this guy chubby? Wow, I'd hate to see what fat looks like.
alan brickman says – reply to this

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high defination tv wouldn't be kind to you…..
Nick says – reply to this

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"Why Couldn't this be us"????????????? Because it says "Chubby" in the character description, not MORBIDLY OBESE AND HIDEOUSLY UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brian says – reply to this

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BECAUSE YOU ARENT CHARMING YOU HATEFUL SHITHEAD!!! You ca't even fake it.
a says – reply to this

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how sweet!
killmenow says – reply to this

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it couldn't be you because you are fat and disgusting and would put their great show in the toilet….dream on you fat disgusting cow cunt!!!
Jared says – reply to this

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I bet this gives you hope, doesn't it Perez? You know, hope that maybe some day, somebody will forgive your ugly, fat, sweaty head and care for who you are inside.

Well, I hate to break it to ya………..but………….

NOBODY LIKES A FAT GAY!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

And why the "sad. sad" comment?! Are you even jealous of TV show? Jeez, get a grip you fugly loser.
Jared says – reply to this

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Re: Nick –

Hahahahah
Erica says – reply to this

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SIN AWAY HOLLYWOOD, SIN AWAY!!! 'TIL WE ALL BURN IN THE FIREY PITS OF HELL!!!
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HOLLYWOOD IS BURNING!!!
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BURNING IN THE PITS OF HELL
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FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!!!
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THESE NICE LOOKING YOUNG BOYS SHOULD BE WITH WOMEN!!!
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BUT NOW SATAN RULES FOREVER!!!
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MY WORK IS DONE HERE SINNERS!!
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SIN, SIN AWAY!!!
e says – reply to this

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Because they wanted an actor to play the part. You're a blogger…
Jimmy says – reply to this

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Marc's new boyfriend may be "chubby," but he's still cute. Perez on the other hand…. not so much.
Queeny says – reply to this

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Re: Erica –

I want to eat you Erica…yummy, yummy.

Ooooh, sin, sin, sin - oh deeeeeaaaar.

~*QUEENY*~
Erica says – reply to this

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THE BIBLE SAYS WHETHER YOU RE-MARRY, ARE PROMISCUOUS, ARE AN ABORTIONIST, CHEAT ON YOUR SPOUSE, ARE HOMOSEXUAL, YOU ARE ALL BURNING IN THE LAKES OF FIRE FOR ALL OF ETERNITY! AMERICA IS BURNING IN THE LAKES OF FIRE BECAUSE ALL OF YOU ARE SINNERS!!! YOU WILL ALL PARISH IN THE LAKES OF FIRE ON JUDGEMENT DAY SINNERS!!! ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO BURN FOREVER!!!
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REPENT NOW!!!
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JUDGEMENT DAY IS FAST APPROACHING
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WATCH THE MOVIE "LEFT BEHIND"
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IF YOU'RE A SINNER YOU WILL BE VAPORIZED BY GOD ON JUDGEMENT DAY!!!
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YOU ARE DOOMED SINNERS, REPENT NOW!!!
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HEED MY WARNINGS OR FACE YOUR DOOM ON JUDGEMENT DAY!!!!
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SIN AWAY AMERICA, SIN AWAY HOLLYWOOD, SIN AWAY CHEATERS, LIARS, THEIVES, GAYS, UNWED PREGNANT WOMEN, PEOPLE WHO SLEEP AROUND YOU ARE ALL BURNING AND BEING VAPORIZED ON JUDGEMENT DAY!!!
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THAT IS ALL, REPENT!!!
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nicholas says – reply to this

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the chubbier guy is INFINITELY hotter than the guy on the left. It's nice not to see a stereotypical fag on TV for once. Hopefully they can have a stable relationship that lasts for a long time to show that gays are capable of monogamy. But that might be too much to ask. Since there was only what, 1 gay kiss in the 8 year run of will and grace, a show primarily about homosexuals.
wetcnt says – reply to this

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Re: pj – One gay relationship on TV is "shoving it in your face"? What the fuck? Being visible isn't the same as being overbearing. But wait, I forgot, you just want to troll and say ridiculous things to get attention. Sorry I wasted your time.
Suzie says – reply to this

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It couldn't be you Perez, because he's chubby and cute. You're fat and ugly.
Queeny says – reply to this

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Re: Erica –

Yay!! Hell's always looked a bit more fun than heaven. Can't be doing with all that nicey, nicey nonsense. Hopefully I'll get ironic punishment and have to dance with hunky men for the rest of eternity.

Although you missed the bit where it says that all people with goats names, like Erica, will also burn, baby burn!

Erica, I love ya sista! Praise be to the G-lords!

~*QUEENY*~
Erica says – reply to this

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AMERICA HAS SINNED AWAY HER LAST DAY OF GRACE!!!
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THERE IS NO TURNING BACK NOW UNLESS YOU REPENT SINNERS!
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ALL YE REPENT UNWED MOTHER, PROMISCUOS PEOPLE, GAYS, HOLLYWOOD, THE WEALTHY THAT DON'T HELP THE POOR, SEX ADDICTS, CHEATERS, LIARS AND THIEVES, ALL WILL BE JUDGE ON JUDGEMENT DAY AND PARISH IN THE LAKES OF FIRE FOR ALL OF ETERNITY IF YOU DON'T REPENT!!!
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AMERICA HAS SINNED AWAY HER LAST DAY OF GRACE!!!
kiki says – reply to this

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sorry perez, but as long as you are a fat (not chubby) hate monger, you will never find someone to love you. who would love a fat man child?
kiki says – reply to this

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sorry perez, but as long as you are a fat (not chubby) hate monger, you will never find someone to love you. who would love, let alone have sex with, a fat man child?
nina says – reply to this

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michael is such a hot piece of ass!! Marc deserves the spotlight on him on this show-finally!!!
Erica says – reply to this

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—PLEASE HEED MY WARNINGS FOR WE ARE ALL DOOMED TO BURN WITH SATAN IF WE DON'T REPENT!!!
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AMERICA HAS SINNED AWAY HER LAST DAY OF GRACE!!!
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ALL YE REPENT!!!
ebgb says – reply to this

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perez you FAT FUCK. you think being a blogger is going to get you on one of the hottest shows on TV just because you are self depricating and disgustingly obese? ugh… they have what we in America call "ACTORS" to play those kind of parts (ala Seth Rogen in "Knocked Up") they dont need to cast real life losers to play these parts. Get it right you stupid fuck.
Stating the Obvious says – reply to this

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Re: Erica –

I guess we'll all see you in Hell too then, Erica. After all, you are sinning here too by judging others. That's God's job. I feel sorry for you because those that do evil in God's name are those that are most damned of all… Repent, Erica, before it's too late. It's not too late to open your mind and become a true Christian.
Phuz01 says – reply to this

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Re: Erica –

AMERICA HAS SINNED AWAY HER LAST DAY OF GRACE!!!

And you spent your last day on earth spamming a fat fag's Web site. Glad to see Perez takes priority over family and friends at this dire hour.
bluebunny says – reply to this

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Because, Perez

you're not gay
you're a fucking fag
justjak says – reply to this

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OH COME ON PEREZ. As HEFTY as YOU ARE, I'd think you'd really appreciate this CHUBBY-CHASING plot twist. Or are you just pissed because they didn't ask YOU to play the part?
wetcnt says – reply to this

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Re: Erica – Watch out all you "PROMISCUOS" people, you are going to "PARISH". Sigh… Too bad these people don't get as riled up about education as they do about what's going in your butt.
Rachel says – reply to this

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First of all, Perez, (if you're reading this!! I think that you have a fabulous sense of humour. You are so refreshingly honest and it is truly a breath of fresh air. I read perezhilton.com every day. Secondly, I think the more exposure gay relationships get in a positive light, the better! Everyone knows what it feels like to love and to hurt and I can't imagine having to deal with those utterly overwhelming emotions while having to defend your right to love who you wish in the first place. NO ONE on this Earth has the right to tell anyone else who they ought or ought not to love. It is incredibly presumptuous, self-righteous and infuriating to see such rampant homophobia in this day and age. The world is always a better place for having love in it, and that includes every kind of love. I hope things get better soon.
Queeny says – reply to this

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Re: Phuz01 –

*giggle* Love it!

You know, if you don't believe in "the lord", it won't happen to you. So I guess we'll all be fine.

Erica on the other hand, will be poofed into vapour for passing judgement and generally being a fanny-fart. Oh, and for doin' it with her brother.

~*QUEENY*~
Curious in Connecticut says – reply to this

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They didn't call you because you aren't chubby you are F A T.
You have disgusting hair no matter what color and
the 70's porn star/used car salesman mustache really tops off your entire grossness.
Lose 50 lbs to get to chubby.
Lose the multi hair. You don't need it to get noticed anymore. You are pretty darn famous.
LOSE the mustache PUHLEEZE>
THEN maybe you will get casting calls..
Now they just have you filed under FREAK no matter how successful the website is. ALSO Maye the guy they cast isn't actually gay..maybe he is just a good, reliable actor.
Harry says – reply to this

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"Why couldn’t this be us?????"

BECAUSE U'R A FAT PIG PEREZZZZ !
JUSTJAK says – reply to this

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Re: Erica – HEY KUNT…FUCK OFF…AND QUIT PUSHING THAT LEFT BEHIND MOVIE, IT'S TOTAL TRASH JUST LIKE YOU…AND DON'T FORGET…YOUR SOUL IS DESTINED TO BECOME SLOP FOR GOD'S PIGS. I GOT THAT STRAIGHT FROM MY LORD AND MASTER SATAN….BUWAHAHAHAHHA!
Mica says – reply to this

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Re: pj – Shove it yourself, don't watch the show then asshole!
Mica says – reply to this

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Re: Erica – Sin…your the sinner asshole, close minded fuck! GAY IS THE WAY….xo
brunettebitch says – reply to this

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AW, that is so cute.

you wait, perez. become cute like marc and lose some weight and you're halfway there.

(the other half is being able to come out with amazing comebacks and jokes that will make people laugh.)

oh wait. isn't that supposed to be what you do for a living?
Mica says – reply to this

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Re: Erica – You are the one that will burn you mother fucker…why be such a hater….we are everywhere !! Get over it CUNT !!
Mica says – reply to this

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Re: Erica – Listen you CUNT eater, get off of this site…you will rot in hell for your nasty words, bitch!
Will says – reply to this

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As a gay man I can honestly say this would more than likely never happen! It's a sad truth but homely gay men dont end up with cute guys, they settle. Go ahead and bash, but if you know any attracive gay men in your life, then you know this isnt true to life. The only time someone fug gets a hot boy is when he has money.
Moi says – reply to this

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Because while you may be chubby, you are far from charming. You are mean. Chubby plus mean equals alone.
jonas says – reply to this

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umm yeah, hes hot, your ugly. simple as that. id throw up if marc ever tapped your fat ass. im not usually mean, but maybe if youd back the fuck off britney, id lighten up.
cock n roll says – reply to this

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That guy is an actor, you aren't Perez get over it.
Plus he is way way cuter and less faggy etc.

Makes perfect sense, anyone who says you would
have been good for the part is kissing your ass..
eat my fart says – reply to this

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OMG, Marc is so freakin' HOT!!! I wanna ram it up his pooper DEEP!
Fatty Fat Fatness McFatsypants says – reply to this

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Re: DZArbonne –

Fuck you and your ads, you STUPID DOUCHE!
felipe says – reply to this

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mira a mark
manowar says – reply to this

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Why the fuck did you give that away?? WARN us about spoilers if we're reading your site
erikaa says – reply to this

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becauseee you're fat ugly and talk like u have autism DUH
justjak says – reply to this

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Re: Will – Sorry, I think you're wrong. I'm average looking but my husband is a walking GOD. He got to know me and fell in love. I fell in lust, and then fell in love. Of course I was 44 and he was 36, so we weren't twinks, but it does happen. Maybe not a lot but it does. As for the couple from UGLY BETTY, first the chubby guy's no troll, he's kinda DADDYISH and Michael Urie is not exactly a stud, more like a well dressed prissy queen whose so so in the looks department. I see couples that look like these 2 all the time where I live, both in Texas and San Diego.
Perez bitch says – reply to this

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Perez you horny bitch!! only in your dreams you can suck a cock like that fat ass!!!!!!!
U R FAT says – reply to this

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Seriously Perez You are not only too fat to be on the screen but you are just plain gross and ugly. Try loosing 150 lbs and plastic surgery and hair consultant and ohhh…. who are we kidding
jason says – reply to this

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Don't worry Perez. He is only on UB for 3 episodes. You can be his next boyfriend!
Melissa says – reply to this

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That guy looks like John Mayer.
shannen says – reply to this

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awww perez, they want chubby, not morbidly odese, silly boy!
THE BIGGEST CUNT says – reply to this

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It's not sad at all Perez. The character description calls for chubby and charming, and yes, you're chubby (no, you're actually a real fat ass), but you are certainly NOT charming. You're a pig. Don't be sad. Like you had a chance? Puh-leeze.
Erica says – reply to this

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I ADMIT IT! I'M A LYING WHORE, A HYPOCRITE AND AN FUCKING SLUT! I HATE GOD AND JESUS AND WORSHIP MY VAGINA! MY FATHER AND I HAVE 6 CHILDREN TOGETHER THOUGH THEY ARE MENTALLY UNFIT, IT'S HEREDITY! I LICK MY MOTHER'S COOCH UNTIL SHE SPLASHES HER ORGASM IN MY FACE! I LOVE GAY MEN, THAT'S WHY I KEEP COMING TO THIS SITE! PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR MY CRAZY RELIGIOUS POSTS!
Beautiful Elizabeth says – reply to this

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Oh Perez, don't be sad. I'm sure the producers of the show had the best of intentions when they cast someone other than you for this role. First, they probably wanted someone who could actually act. I've seen you "act" and let me just say lucky for you you weren't inside a wet paper bag at the time because you would never have acted your way out of it. Second, I think they were just trying to make sure that viewers didn't blow dinner chunks all over their TV's. If I had to watch you kiss someone, I'm almost positive that would be my physiological reaction. Besides, this guy is cute, in a shaggy kind of way.
Anna says – reply to this

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Perez, you shouldn't carp on people's weight.
Mydoona says – reply to this

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wasn't that the role you were after Perez…didn't get it huh>?!?!
mal says – reply to this

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…because you're a dick?
Wes says – reply to this

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Thats all we need is more fags on TV. It is bad enough that the US has accepted this as normal behavior, now we have to have it ruining good TV programs.
anthony says – reply to this

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have you seen yourself act recently perez? you can't. stop bitchin about a nonexisting acting career and gimme what i LOVE…. your squiggles on kooches, noses, and beyonce's most recent armpit pics.
Bruce says – reply to this

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Re: Wes – Wes, FUCK YOU and get real!!
stephanie M says – reply to this

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he is soooo cute!
Mike L. says – reply to this

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Re: Wes – OH poor Wes–so close minded and strupid…fuck you bastard…Gays are everywhere asshole!! People like you are usually closet cases ( That means you're gay-your so fuckin stupid you would not know that) BITE ME FUCK FACE !!!
perez-charming??????? says – reply to this

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Re: chub but no charm –
#19: exactly. they said he was chubby and charming. perez is neither of these things-he is enormous and vile.
Hates Wes says – reply to this

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Re: Wes – Wes, Correct it is normal!! You are abnormal for mouthing off like an asshole-FUCK YOIU , Cunt licker–barf !!
amerwitz says – reply to this

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yeahhhh!!!
amie*** says – reply to this

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perez if it were you on there, it would have made my dayyyy i love tha show and i love you!!
chance6868 says – reply to this

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Why not you? Because the description is for chubby but charming….you nailed the chubby, but the charming—not so much. Actually not at all. And unless I've lost my mind, the role should be given to an ACTOR….not a flaming, internet gossip hound.
chance6868 says – reply to this

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Why not you? The description calls for chubby but charming. You've got the chubby part nailed but the charming—not so much. Actually not at all. And unless I'm wrong, the part should go to an ACTOR, not a flaming internet gossip hound.
Big Bob says – reply to this

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Wes-YES, we NEED more! That IS America and should be reflected on TV! You sound like you're ashamed to be gay!
T says – reply to this

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Because they wanted "chubby"…not fat, ugly and annoying.

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