When Celebrities Blog
Lily Allen is taking to her blog to update us on her life, including the awful development that she's been "taking meetings" to get her own TV show.
Why?????
"hello friends ,
i lay in bed last night realising I havn't ben here in ages , so apoogies . A quick update for you . I am currently in Paris and staying at the plaza athenee , which is an amazing hotel steeped in the most fascinating history , I have an amazing room which has another room in it for emily , I really do feel very very lucky to be here and have these oppertunities . I arrived here yesterday and went to the Stella show , which was lovely, and this morning I went to Chanel , which was soooooooo glaamourous I don't even know where to start , I sat next to Claudia Schiffer and Kirsten Dunst , it seems unfathomable that my first song "smile" was released just over a year ago and now here I am , in the most beautiful city in the world , sitting in the front rows of the most amazing fashion shows , that others would die to just get into . I really am a very lucky girl .
I spent the past couple of weeks in a twee little cottage in the cotswolds starting on the next album , and it's gone so well , i'm just over the moon at the moment , i feel like im on prozac or something . I won't say much but it's a different musical direction and really quite exciting . everything just seems to be falling into place . yes i did go out and get smashed the other night , some of you have probably seen the pictures , but i am but 22 , enjoying my life and celebrating . as the cold starts to set in , im thinking next year is going to be a good one .
anything else ? im doing fashion rocks in a couple of weeks , which should be quite exciting and then going back into the studio to finsh off the album , oh and im having meetings about a potential tv show , which is all very interesting . And thats about it , i hope you are all well , im off now .
love Lily x"
Who Wants To See Tom Ford's Ass???
Bitter, Party Of One
Triple Nip.
Yet you said nothing regarding her ugly ass nipps
Hasn't she ever heard of SPELL CHECK? Makes her look very simple Oh yea by the way FIRST for those who care
She's recovering from herpes.
she is stupid.
I like her music, but she's shit live. I dont think she has much talent, just a gobby girl
WHO IS LILY ALLEN?
WHO IS LILY ALLEN?
wow. she is so important that I have no clue who she is #1
lol she is stupid
eighth??
first
first
Perez…why shouldn't she have her own tv show, every other uselss half wit does. At least she has a pretty singing voice!
Yet nothing was said about her ugly ass nipps…BTW…First Bitches
-~
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bernie's brush woo!
WHO IS THIS AND WHY DO WE CARE?
Who really cares?????
cool
spell check lilly……..
heheheheheh
I love her…but in this pic you can see her nip
spare us little dick head
she could've shaved under her arms
Um, who cares? She's got one song (that I've never heard), and now she gets a tv show? One-hit wonder much?
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She can't even spell right, I hope she's not writing her next album
I love Lily. Such a gorgeous wee slip of a girl. She forgot to mention that she's also shagging a chemical brother.
i totally love lily allen. she is soooo down to earth. =] modest too.
She can't spell! Wow. Sad. I hope she's not writing her music!
I LOVE LILY ALLEN! GOOD FOR HER!
FIRST!!!!!
first
Ya gotta love her, doesnt give a bollox, she rite to..
1st
FRUITSALADSHOW.COM thinks its ok that Lily Allen and her annoying ass stay in Europe.
nice spelling and grammar.
Go lily! first!
First???
She really needs to work on her spelling, like quite a few other celebrities I've seen blogging. Course I guess they don't need to prove their intelligence to keep their jobs.
Speaking of, Perez…do you even read your material on your page after? Your grammar is HORRIFIC! I know you probably don't care, but come on! Take more pride in your work!
all i have to say is this bitch can't spell for SHIT!
Yeah, they'll give any no-talent pseudo-celebrity their own TV show these days, won't they Perez?
you quoted wrong perez
what the hell? Ok if these celebs want to blog, they need to figure out what spell check is or better yet, they just need to hire a English professor to stand over their shoulder while they type. I know we all make grammatical and spelling mistakes, and that is OK, but these people just seem to take it to the extreme. Did she even finish grade school? This is why I don't even bother reading the damn blogs. Well that and the egocentrism that exudes from them.
ew, she needs to shave her armpits
shes not a one hit wonder shes had many hits in the uk
I love lily allen! And i don't think the whole spelling thing really matters. (p.s. half of the commenters on here can't even spell.) I hope she does get a show that airs in the U.S. I hate how all of the good shows and specials are in the U.K!!!!! Anyway, I love Lily!
damnnnn
that last thing i wanted to see was that nastyass Lilly Allen's gross nipples and armpits
this chick is nasty
WELL FELLOW SUPPORTERS OF OUR FAVORITE BRUISED FRUIT.
HIS HABITUAL ABUSE OF TWINKIES AND TWINKIE SUBSTITUTES
HAVE CAUSE MANY PROBLEMS FOR HERO AS HE MAKES HIS WAY
TO HOSTESS HOUSE (A DIVISION OF YUM BRAND FOODS)
THE REHAB HE WILL BE ATTENDING IN BAYONNE NEW JERSEY IN
A FEW DAYS. WE LAST SAW OUR HERO WITH HIS CREME COVERED FACE
PRESSED FIMLY AGAINST THE GALSS OF THE GREYHOUND BUS IN LA.
THE TRIP HAS BEEN VERY HARD ON HIM HE WENT THROUGH ALL THE
TWINKIE PATCHES BEFORE HE EVEN GOT THROUGH NEVADA, WE
TRIED TO EXPLAIN NOT TO EAT THEM BUT THERE IS NO TALKING
TO HIM WHEN HE GETS LIKE THIS. HE CONSTANTLY ANNOYS THE OTHER
PASSENGERS WITH TALES OF HIS FADING CAREER AND LEGAL TROUBLES
THERE ARE THOSE WHO ARE TRUELY SICKENED BY HIS BY HIS CONSTANT
SELF FLAGULATION WITH THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY PICTURE PASTED
ON THE SEAT IN FRONT OF HIM.
Zac Efron plz
HE WAS ALSO USING THE ‘WIDE STANCE’
TECHNIQUE AT A STOP IN ARIZONA DUNKIN DONUTS BUT IT WAS AN
ATTEMPT TO SOLICIT A CRULLER AND NOT SEX THIS CONFUSED THE
OFFICER IN THE STATION SO NO ACTION WAS TAKEN. HE PLAYS ‘GIMME
MORE’ ON HIS I-POD NIGHT AND DAY OFTEN SINGING THE WORDS AND
DOING THE GRIND ON UNSUSPECTING PASSENGERS. THIS HAS ANNOYED
THE DRIVER TO NO END BUT HE IS POWERLESS TO DO ANYTHING TILL
THEY REACH ST. LOUIS WHERE WE ARE TOLD A NURSE FROM HOSTESS
HOUSE WILL MEET THE BUS IN ORDER TO CALM AND SEDATE OUR HERO
WITH A TWINKIE IV DRIP TO GET HIM THE REST OF THE WAY. A N Y OF
OUR FRIENDS WHO COME ACROSS OUR HERO PLEASE DO NOT APPROACH
AND FER GODS SAKE DO NOT MENTION THE UNBELIEVABLE SUCCESS
PRESENTLY BEING ENJOYED BY HIS POP STAR ADICTION WE FEAR THIS
ACTION WILL UNDO ALL THE SMALL GAINS PRESENTLY UNDERWAY.
AS THE BUS STREAMS TOWARDS ST LOUIS OUR PRAYERS ARE WITH
OUR DERRANGED HERO! WE WILL BE POSTING PHOTOS OF THE TRIP
SOON THE ONES OF THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY ACTIVITY ARE
PARTICULARLY DISTURBING, BUT FUNNY AS HELL
Re: christinec – No, you're not first get a life loser.
Who cares about the spelling? half of the people on here can't even spell. (And if you're going to say first at least spell it right. There's always someone who spells it wrong. Not that this person did.) but seriously, who cares? and its not always being bad at spelling, maybe just typing too fast? I love Lily Allen, anyway so I dont care!
bitch needs to learn to fucking spell!
Please stop writing about her…..one hit does not a star make…
15 minutes are up. she is an irritating, lazy, conceited artist.
i wish she would go away!!!
oh you have a problem with HER having a tv show and yet you continue to bend over and whore yourself out to do the same??? god i wish i could get back that time i spent watching that bullshit special you had!!! eat a dick you fat fuck!!!
I LIKED HER BLOG ENTRY, GOOD TO SEE THAT SHE'S GRATEFUL FOR WHAT EVERYTHING SHE HAS AND NOT AN UNGRATEFUL BITCH. BUT SHE HAS A WILD SENSE OF HUMOR (AND AN OPINION ON EVERYONE/EVERYTHING) SO SHE DEFINITELY NEEDS A REALITY SHOW!
I couldn't read on…Lilly needs to learn to spell…good thing she has talent singing!
She's just an amazing girl
She isn't even old news.
Mmmmmmmmmmm. Third nipplllllllllle
I support Lily Allen!!!!!!
Hmmm, do any of the 'celebs' have spell check?????
NOTE TO LILY : PLEASE SHAVE YOUR PITS EVERY DAY. ALSO… LETTING YOUR NIPPLAGE OUT IN PUBLIC IS SOMETHING ONLY A WHORE WOULD DO.
Ooooh noooo, no more TV shows pls. Another Charlotte Church wannabe. What next??? A baby in d pipeline!!!
She's ugly and needs to shave her pits >>>>EWWWW nasty Brit
I loooooove Lily …. I would eat her raw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who the fuck is Lilly Allen? I just love how these white chicks come out of nowhere and nobody can figure out what they do.
Shut the hell up, Perez. Why is she doing it? Because it is HER blog, you idiot.
She can write about herself or her dog, or whatever else she wants to.
Fidiot.
Ever hear of shaving those pits??? Vom!
She has freshly grown five-o-clock shadow in her pitts. All naturale
Lose Weight Now
Look at my space dzarbonne to learn more.
She's a nitwit and a sloppy drunk. She'll fade into oblivion soon. We won't hear about her again until someone finds her choked to death on her own alcohol filled vomit.
Hey..nice nipple shot through that lacy tube top!
HER ARMPITS ARE SHAVED….she has dark hair…nothing you can do about that.
You want to see some UNSHAVED ARMPITS - GO TO AMSTERDAM OR GERMANY, YIKES. Nothing like lovin up to a sweet beautiful girl there and then suddenly..BWAAAHH….you come face to face with a HUGE NEST under her arm!! Suddenly I didn't feel so amorous anymore and had to leave!
I mean, they use deoderant, but still…and sometimes the legs are all unshaven too. They like to be au natural…, which is all well and good if you also like swinging tree to tree. Good thing I didn't hang around to see if the bush hair was also completely out of control!!!
I was already daydreaming about what I could do with a weed-wacker there!!
Maybe if the girl could spell…. she needs to go back to school; if I were her I would have hired someone to help me write my blogs! She just straight up sounds stupid and uneducated! STUPID STUPID
Let's just hope she is not a one-hit-wonder. Watch buying concert tickets she likes to cancel tours and leave fans hanging!
i love lily
Hey..nice nipple shot through that lacy tube top!
HER ARMPITS ARE SHAVED….she has dark hair…nothing you can do about that.
You want to see some UNSHAVED ARMPITS - GO TO AMSTERDAM OR GERMANY, YIKES. Nothing like lovin up to a sweet beautiful girl there and then suddenly..BWAAAHH….you come face to face with a HUGE NEST under her arm!! Suddenly I didn't feel so amorous anymore and had to leave!
I mean, they use deoderant, but still…and sometimes the legs are all unshaven too. They like to be au natural…, which is all well and good if you also like swinging tree to tree. Good thing I didn't hang around to see if the bush hair was also completely out of control!!!
I was already daydreaming about what I could do with a weed-wacker there!!! So it's probably a good thing that I curtailed anymore dating until I left Germany.
she doesnt look like lily allen
am i wrong?
she is not that much thin
at least she wouldnt wear a top that'll leave her tummy open
EWWWWW!!!!Armpits!!!! That looks nasty!!!
i think she has a good sense of humour (brit spelling intended), why the hate?
i dont know whats whos dumber Perez for the cum face drawings, everyone of you sayin first when your #15 on down, or her for that spelling. O well i would still do her
I like Lily Allen. That's right, it is spelled LILY. When did you start hating her Perez?
and why not?…..after all you have one……i mean if you got a show anybody could get one…….beside shes cute talented and british…..you on the other hand are fat, ugly and disgusting……ah i almost forgot you are also cuban land of the mariconcitos comemierda…..what a jealous bitch……you are gonna fall so hard that your face will be unreconizible……
razor meet pit—-pit meet razor - GEZZZ!!! Please love, add a SPELL CHECK button to your key pad!!!!
omg she's so ugly
Fuck you Perez. Lily is THE shit and WAY more interesting then you will ever be! I love Lily!
SHE NEEDS TO SHAVE HER ARMPITS
she is so fucking stupid and disgusting. does she think she is cute when she sticks her tongue out like that all the time? what a fug!!!!
fuck off to all you haters. lily makes the greatest music ever.her music has meaning unlike the other stuff thats out there today
no c depilo las axilas!!! q asko!!!
Lily is fantastic, I love her. If you have a problem with her spelling and grammar then have a word with the rest of the U.K's younger generation.
YOU CAN SEE HER NIPPLE THROUGH THAT TINY TOP!!!
don't celebrities have access to better underarm hair removal? keep your arms down by your side for goodness sake.
she spelled realizing wrong.
i love lily allen, i would totally watch her show
ugh there are too many haters around. yes lily allen would liek a tv show but at least she has something to say and talent to show off unlike perez who just talks about other peopel because he obviously has low self esteem and gets pleasure from bitching and putting other people down.
have any of you morons considered that she was typing too fast so her words were jumbled, she probably has a life to live and music to make instead ofbeing tedious and picking up on other people's mistakes.
you losers need to get a life and take a look at yourself before pointing out other's faults.
Disgusting nipples and dark underarms. YUCK.
that is a gross arm pit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yuck yuck! girl learn how to shave!
Re: katebayberry – That's the English way of spelling–the words we end as "zing", they spell "sing".
With the cash she makes, could she please get someone to at least edit that crap. What was the last grade she attended, first?
um Lily Allen Is a human she makes mistakes like you or I.