No, it's not what you think.
UK glamazon Jordan wants some perky new tits for Christmas, but she doesn't want to go bigger. She's downsizing!
"My breasts have gone saggy after three children, so I want them perked up and made smaller," she tells Reveal magazine. "They’ll still be big, but not as big and I’m going to go for the fake, American-style boob-job. I really love that."
This will be Jordan's fourth operation on her boobs.
We hope she's getting a discount for repeat visits!