"I Want New Boobs For Christmas"

Filed under: Anglophilia > Knifestyles > Jordan

No, it's not what you think.

UK glamazon Jordan wants some perky new tits for Christmas, but she doesn't want to go bigger. She's downsizing!

"My breasts have gone saggy after three children, so I want them perked up and made smaller," she tells Reveal magazine. "They’ll still be big, but not as big and I’m going to go for the fake, American-style boob-job. I really love that."

This will be Jordan's fourth operation on her boobs.

We hope she's getting a discount for repeat visits!

Posted: Oct 9, 2007 at 11:20 am / Email this »

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l says – reply to this

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first!
Pam Anderson wannabe says – reply to this

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This bitch is ugly, why does the UK like her so much ?
sexymama says – reply to this

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those are way too big!
Les923 says – reply to this

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Her nipples must look horrible. She can't possibly have any feeling in her tits!
romel says – reply to this

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firsttttttttttttttttt
B says – reply to this

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Hideous.
jasmin says – reply to this

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OH BOY FAKE TITTIES AND A CHANCE TO SAY "FIRST" for some unknown reason!
Kortni says – reply to this

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She's such a freak of nature!
Jess says – reply to this

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Our boob jobs look fake? She has a size double F??? Idiot
Lori says – reply to this

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man the scar tissue that girl must have is so sad.
camilla says – reply to this

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Yay! Love Jordan
Jen says – reply to this

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dont ya just love our jordan
emerald says – reply to this

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This bitch is gross
ruthie says – reply to this

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Oh the lord…..
1st says – reply to this

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she's hot!!

1sssssssst
kelly2 says – reply to this

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fake american style? what, are hers supposed to look REAL?! What a dipshit.
Clover says – reply to this

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saggy boobs
that's funny
i think of kiki when i see/hear/read 'saggy boobs'
xxoxo
clover
Texanne says – reply to this

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do guys actually find her attractive?
meofcourse says – reply to this

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Who the hell is she anyway?
Holy Mammaries says – reply to this

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She looks like a fembot. Not attractive at all with her ginormous clown titties
Linda says – reply to this

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She is not good looking at all.
Liam says – reply to this

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She is so fucking nasty! And no - I'm not gay. This woman looks like a man!
~~~~~~~A~~~~~~~ says – reply to this

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Katie/Jordan is the shit! Love her!
I love Katie Price says – reply to this

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I love Katie Price, she is the fuckin business!
am says – reply to this

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She may act dumb but this gal is very switched on. She knows she's tacky, and flaunts it…wooh wooh for Jordan!
meghan says – reply to this

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……so…what's the fake british style boob job?
HisMattjesty says – reply to this

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Why does the U.K. love and adore this woman (and I use that term VERY loosely)? She looks like a bad drag queen all the time!
♀♀krazihottkelli♀♀the real bitch:c says – reply to this

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zzzzzzzzzgive her all the boobz she dezirezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Michaela says – reply to this

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I watched the Katie and Peter show on E! and I hate myself for saying that. I really enjoyed it she is such a disaster. The Barbie and Ken wedding was the ABSOLUTE best. Her wedding planner was probably Mattel. Heffa is NUTS. But I admire that. I wish she would lose the melons - she is way too thin for those. When she turns 100 all we will see is humongous chi-chis and a sagging skin suit. Sad.
Misty says – reply to this

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Her IQ must be mind blowing!!!
Nina says – reply to this

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"Fake American style boob job"? Does she think hers look real?!
Raf says – reply to this

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Re: Pam Anderson wannabe – They don't….
Susan B. Anthony says – reply to this

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Pathetic!
Last, Suckers! says – reply to this

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Apparently she's tired of the fake, British-style boob job.
She's dumber than a bag of hammers.
Raf says – reply to this

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Re: HisMattjesty – They don't, everyone thinks she's a twat
lil16 says – reply to this

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she is so gross!!! i dont know how anyone can think this looks good!!
manda Lu says – reply to this

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i thought it was janice dickinson before i read jordan!??! i still think it's janic's clone!
It's Amanda Bitchez says – reply to this

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She needs a surgery to remove all her excess armpit skin. just gross. then she should make her tits smaller and do some face work.
jill says – reply to this

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she should consider a BRAIN implant instead of the boobs
bob says – reply to this

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i don't know what this uk beech is talking about Iwould swear posh and melanie from the spice girls had their first three sets of.. fake boobs done in london
MICHELLE says – reply to this

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JORDEN…. KEEP YOUR BOOBS, THEY ARE PERFECT AND NATURAL, DONT MAKE THEM LOOK FAKE, YOU ARE ALREADY BEAUTIFUL!!!!
I llike her says – reply to this

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WTF!! Why is everyone hating calling her ugly. You fat hags and gays wish you looked half as good. I swear you losers just want to complain about something and it doesnt matter who is put on this site.
Herm says – reply to this

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That is one good looking babe. Love the body!
MICHELLE says – reply to this

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I LOVE KATIE PRICE AKA JORDEN….. MOVE TO AMERICA, WE LOVE YOU!!!!
Yummy Stew says – reply to this

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America's got our own white trash train wrecks and we don't care about British chavs.
Justin T. says – reply to this

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She is a BOOB!!
MICHELLE says – reply to this

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I LOVE LOVE LOVE KATIE AND PETER!!! MOVE TO AMERICA PLEASEE!!!!!
alice says – reply to this

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Re: MICHELLE –

Natural? Are you fucking kidding me?
MICHELLE says – reply to this

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ALL U HATERS ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT SHES BEAUTIFUL AND YOUR NOT!!! I LOVE KATIE PRICE…… SO IS SOO -NOT- WHITE TRASH!!!
frank says – reply to this

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is this her priority???? what about her children? her husband? she never seems to discuss anything but herself….
lmao says – reply to this

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im from the UK and i lovvvve jordan cos shes dun so many realtiy shows here an shes just amazing….but her boobs are fakefakefake hahaha cant belive ud think otherwise lmao dickheads shes had like 10 boobjobs
whoo dun it says – reply to this

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I kinda like this woman, She is gut honest. It has to be hard raising that one boy of hers who is blind and had all of those mysterious health problems.
Got nothing bad to say about her.
TheBestMoms.com says – reply to this

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"I’m going to go for the fake, American-style boob-job. " …and I guess the boobs she has now look real? Sure, if they were an ass-but they are breasts.
frank says – reply to this

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Re: MICHELLE – i think you're breathing in the fumes from your meth lab. crack a window!
Kyle says – reply to this

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Re: am – Oh yeah; that's it, she's really a Mensa member!! Please….
Michelle says – reply to this

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…..I’m going to go for the fake, American-style boob-job. I really love that…….

So her boobs are supposed to be the real looking, English-style boob-job? She is so disgusting.
francesca says – reply to this

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Re: whoo dun it – she's honest b/c she's too dumb to understand that MOST of what she's "thinking" should not be said "out loud"! there's not extra brain cells left to run the EDIT BUTTON.
me says – reply to this

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yeah, you do that! who cares??
Kevin says – reply to this

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Re: MICHELLE – "Perfect and Natural"?? You are hilarious!! What planet are you from; she's already admitted to boob jobs in the past!! I can't stop laughing from the fact that you actually think her boobs are natural!! LMAO!!!
bmo says – reply to this

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shes hot
okkkkkkkkkkkkk then,... says – reply to this

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k i've had a boob job sweetie and i don't know WHAT you are talking about miss Jordan, your breasts are more fake looking then MOST fake looking breasts in America….get your fuckin pea-sized head out of you're ass
whoo dun it says – reply to this

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Re: francesca – Ah it's part of the English culture. They are very "matter of fact."
Out here in the states. We tend to think a little more before we speak. So, yeah you are right.
Kyle says – reply to this

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Re: francesca – Well said; she has no common sense filter; she just says the first stupid thing to enter her tiny brain.
okkkkkkkkkkkkk then,... says – reply to this

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k i’ve had a boob job sweetie and i don’t know WHAT you are talking about miss Jordan, your breasts are more fake looking then MOST fake looking breasts in America….get your fuckin pea-sized head out of you’re ass, you can't tell I have had a job done, YOU on the other hand….ha.
okkkkkkkkkkkkk then,... says – reply to this

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k i’ve had a boob job sweetie and i don’t know WHAT you are talking about miss Jordan, your breasts are more fake looking then MOST fake looking breasts in America….get your fuckin pea-sized head out of you’re ass, you can't tell I have had a job done, YOU on the other hand….ha.
Ric says – reply to this

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wow..there was a time (long ago) when the brits had style and class..when did they go downhill? I must have been asleep when that happened..
poopscoop says – reply to this

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Calm down US citizens, she has talked about the fake look before and she means the half-melon look, not the tear drop shaped implants. She prefers it and she loves the US, so just chill,ok? She is very honest, even when she should keep some things to herself…
Euuuuuuuuuuuu says – reply to this

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IF THIS PIC HASN'T BEEN PHOTOSHOPPED THEN SHE'S HAD SOME B-A-D LIPO ON HER ABS. SHE'S ONE PROCEDURE AWAY FROM LOOKING LIKE TARA REID.
Candalily says – reply to this

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GOOD GOD THATS JUST FREAKY LEAVE YOUR LADIES ALONE, THEIR NOT MEANT TO BE A SCIENCE PROJECT.
Stacy says – reply to this

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I love Katie and Peter!
Slavia says – reply to this

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Re: Euuuuuuuuuuuu – She has THREE kids! Its not bad lipo its baby!
Hot stuff but... says – reply to this

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I really like her, but I was a little disappointed when I saw her sex tape..It was quite normal and boring. I thought she would be kinda freaky being that she portrays this sex symbol type but no. I think the hotter the girl the less involved they are with sex.
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Broooooooke says – reply to this

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her whole body looks disgusting in this pic… ewwwwwww.
jbonz says – reply to this

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She looks like Annette Funicello's and Robbie the Robot's butthole baby.
This is unspeakably revolting. Bin Laden take us away!
diane says – reply to this

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i love how annoyed americans are getting over her comments hahaha!
leica says – reply to this

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Werido.
m]nc says – reply to this

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Love Jordan
nononono says – reply to this

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While my body is nowhere nearly as fabulous as Jordan's, I do have DDD sized bras. My breasts are not nearly as large as Jordan's flotation devices. She is probably a GGG or even larger. Since she does look ridiculous with such large breasts, it is good she is downsizing.
Skyy John says – reply to this

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Hideous looking chick!!!! Girls, are you thinking about getting a nice fake rack?…DON'T! Here's why……www.SkyyJohn.com Check out the clip on FAKE BREASTS!
Queefeater says – reply to this

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What's this twat famous for? Fake tits? WHO CARES?

*queeeeeefffffff* Mmmmm…
Danielita says – reply to this

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Yuck, she is disgusting….
MICHELLE says – reply to this

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Re: Kevin – I KNOW THERE FAKE RETARD!!! BUT THEY HANG LIKE NATURAL BOOBS INSTEAD OF LOOKING LIKE ROCKS!! GET A LIFE PEOPLE!!!
Danielita says – reply to this

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Re: MICHELLE – when you say "we" love you….I hope you aren't talking about America in general because I don't even know who this scary fembot is
hannah says – reply to this

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i'm a brit, and i assure you not all of us like this twat. She uses her son for media coverage, looks awful and is just a twat in general. The Uk is turning into Jordon wannabes which is just terrible!
Scuzzbucket says – reply to this

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If she wants to reduce her boobage she can make a start by getting rid of Peter Andre . As for Katie , I dont really have an opinion , shes just boobs and little else . But you gotta hand it to her , she made big money with them big boobies
missmay says – reply to this

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Well you know because that they don't look fake now. Jesus.
Sunny Sam says – reply to this

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She looks like a fembot ready to shoot with her boobs. LOL.
PrettierthanJordan says – reply to this

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Re: Pam Anderson wannabe – I've been wondering the SAME THING!
lkj says – reply to this

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American style? Has she seen how unbelievabely fake her tits look? fucking dumbass man-faced bitch! For a drag queen she looks half way decent. For a woman? Not so much! CUNTTTTT!
I Love Spice Girls says – reply to this

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She MUST - absolutely has to - have a ton of back problems. The women's boobs are bigger than her head. Maybe she can give the old fillers to her kids to play with… kick around the balls so to speak. This is so sad and scary.
Lisa says – reply to this

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u mean she's getting rid of her gonzalas????? poor peter!
Emily says – reply to this

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Oh she is so pretty.

You guys take her way too seriously. Watch her show, you'll get a better idea.
Sunshine says – reply to this

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THATS IS GROSS AND PATHETIC!!!
kat says – reply to this

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She needs to concentrate more on her children and her yummy husband(Peter Andre) instead of her damn boobs!! I can't stand her…she is stuck up like Posh is.
Amy says – reply to this

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This is old news Perez!!! KP is the shit!!!! She is way better than that ugly greasy hag Vicky B!!!!!!! KP is the bomb!!! The reason that she says fake American style is because in Britian they dont really accept plastic surgery. She has said that she likes America because they are less judgmental about plastic surgery. Katie is the shit…she is raunchy and she knows it. She knows what get attention and what doesnt. People can hate all they want because they are still saying her name!!!!!!! KATIE WE LOVE YOU MOVE TO AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!
ange says – reply to this

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good god-reduse please……….she'd look way better a 34 c or close
OC says – reply to this

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Why don't you spend your money on your kids instead of your vanity and ego?
CReg says – reply to this

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Once a whore, always a whore.
Sarah says – reply to this

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are you kidding me look at those horrible bags of crap
smac says – reply to this

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She should get a punch card, after the 9th visit she gets the 10th one for free