"I Want New Boobs For Christmas"
No, it's not what you think.
UK glamazon Jordan wants some perky new tits for Christmas, but she doesn't want to go bigger. She's downsizing!
"My breasts have gone saggy after three children, so I want them perked up and made smaller," she tells Reveal magazine. "They’ll still be big, but not as big and I’m going to go for the fake, American-style boob-job. I really love that."
This will be Jordan's fourth operation on her boobs.
We hope she's getting a discount for repeat visits!
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stop playing with your boobs already.
errr …what are "fake, American-style boob-job" boobs? Aren't they all the same? Well …except for Victoria Beckham's….she's got one of a kind boobs….super duper "major" ugly ones!!
OW!! My eye! My eye!!!
Has she lost her mind? "I’m going to go for the fake, American-style boob-job. I really love that.” What does she think her boobs look like now? Realistic?
YEAH BECAUSE HER BIG, ENGLISH-STYLE BOOBS DON'T LOOK FAKE ALREADY.
Re: MICHELLE –
there is nothing to say but you're a total asshole and you need your head examined…yeah she's so attractive, I think I just threw up in my mouth
This bitch is ugly, she looks like she belongs in a wax museum. I'm American and I don't see why people are getting mad by her saying, "American-style boob-job". Yeah b/c we know that nobody here gets boob jobs. More than half of the women in California have fake tits.
so i suppose the obscenely tramp-alicious UK style is no longer doing it for her?
FOURTH? That is excessive. I don't find her beautiful to begin with.
What exactly is she famous for? Crotch shots, being married to a gay guy, a SUPER SHITTY porn, a pair of baloney tits, and intermitten "controversial" quotes? This is Mum of the Year? This is a woman who drank/drugged when she was pregnant with her first child! And please, don't go on about all of the "things" she's done. Does this woman even make money? Katie-a bit of advice-take a look at the HOT MESS Pam Anderson is now-Quickly, you must immediately try your best to just fade away.
somebody take those poor kids away from that self-absorbed, self-centered, egositical PIG. always about me, me, me.
love u katie!
Great-take your disgustingly fake American tata's and go back to the UK and shut the fuck up!
Fake American style boob-jobs…thats the only thing I found funny about this pointless article.
…is it just my monitor or is she harvesting herself a new vaj too (under her arm)?
So what exactly does the Fake American boobs look like?? I didn't know we had our own style of fake boobs..
She doesn't look like a model to me she has that stripper look
To the person who said she didn't have lipo… she said she did on her show that now airs on E! She said she had a boob job, lipo, and botox.
I agree, Pam Anderson Wannabe . . . Why in the fuck have big boobs if everyone knows they are fake. What the fuck do those feel like?
If any of you KNOBS had any idea of the difference of the different types of breast augmentation, you'd would know that Katie A.K.A Jordan has had her implants implanted UNDER the breast muscle unlike OVER the breast muscle that most American surgeons do to give that bolt on look. Either way, her tits still look hideous.
She is a pig. And I don't mean fat obviously. Just disgusting. If the UK actually likes this, they better never look down on the US again…unless she's just a big joke like Posh.
wait, I'm confused, the "fake, American-style boob job" is not what she has now? oh, yes, Jordan, yours look much more natural this way.
"I'm all natural. Oh wait! Never mind. I'm all fake"
Is this jordan or JENNA? Same old story. Except for the fact that JORDAN'S PORN SUCKED!
lovee her…but why is her belly button so h igh
she needs brain enlargement…
Very ridiculous. How can anyone honestly find her "sexy" unless you're stoned?? the guy who married her looks like a backstreet reject so no surprise there. I'm so disgusted with the fake-tits-plastic-face, F-list porn star look. VERYYYYY 80's and SO un-chic.
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I THINK JORDAN LOOKS LIKE AN AUSTIN POWERS FEM-BOT IN THIS PIC!!!
*~I HEART HC~*
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Re: Pam Anderson wannabe – #2
NEWSFLASH - The UK doesn't like her! They constantly make fun of her!
Who the fuck is she????
Brits are such losers!
shes actuli reli funy n nice n a gud mum she seems lyk a prat to ppl hu havnt watchd her shows n stuff
and stop taking her so damn seriously!!! shes always sayin stuff lyk this n at least shes honest about her surgery unlike Victoria 'these-are-my-real-titties' Beckham
I'll watch that.
Yes, NEW boobs.. hopefully less circus-like. Stop the mutilation of breasts… "chemical sacks" are weird, ugly, expensive, and may even impede sensitivity.
Q: What's brown and bumps into tables?
A: Jordan's son
While she's at it, PLEASE GET SOME ASS AS WELL! That's what will make you look lika a woman.
Is that supposed to be attractive? She looks like white trash.
I agree with Katie…people hate on her before they even know anything about her. She has done TONS of great work and is a down to earth real person!! People can relate to her and she tells it like it is. She isnt like a lot of the fake celebrities out there that are fake and never say what they really mean. KATIE PRICE IS THE BOMB!!!!! Oh and did I mention that she is friggin BEAUTIFUL?!!! Because she is!
Re: Pixie – you're a twat
Re: Pixie – Pixie you really are a twat. Do you even have kids? Im guessing not because I dont think that a mother would talk like that about another child. Well jsut remember you are the one talking like that and you havent got kids yet….karma is a bitch. Katie Price is beautiful and talented and I lvoe it when people hate on her!!! It just shows how many people are ridiculously jealouse of her!!!! KATIE PRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!