J. Lo is Gonna Be Pissed!!!!

This is the best revenge!!
Marc Anthony's jilted ex-wife and mother of his kids, former Miss Universe Dayanara Torres, has confirmed to the Spanish-language media that Jennifer Lopez is definitely pregnant.
"I suppose they're going to be very happy," says Dayanara.
You suppose???? You spill the beans on the not-so-well kept secret and you suppose they're gonna be happy???
Oh, shit girl. Be careful. J. Lo is like a fucking cougar. She's coming for your head!




























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first and truley first
yeah, i wouldn't fuck with j.lo…her ghetto-fab clothes might cut you first.
Hate Jug-fug-ho.
She's a FATINA. (fatty Latina)
Why is she trying to look like she's all pouty and in a photo-shoot all the freaking time? Doesn't anyone tell her she married a meth head?
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEA BABY! HAHA
who cares? Perez, give us some real gossip
SUCH IS J.LO!!!
1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shit you aint lyin.
2nd and she is going mess that bitch up~
1ST BITCHES!!! WHO CARES!!!!!
FRIST!!1
first!
UH OH DIVA..?!?!
:-P
***GIVING THE RASPBERRY****
well,its a good thing she confirmed it!i thot j.lo was just really fat in sum of the pics here!!
According to some sources she is having twins…
first
first!
and she's gonna be pissed as hell!!!
she just wanted to get in on all the publicity thats revolving around the baby announcement. oh yeah, first!
1st?
WHo Cares Jlo is a dork !
1ST BITCHES!!! WHO CARES!!!!!!!!
first?
She was just on Good Morning America. She looks gorgeous…definitely glowing. She may just decide to never officially announce…sort of like Christina Aguilera. I think these celebrities need to keep some stuff private.
What difference does it make? Everyone knows she's pregnant. Why do you idiots need a 'public announcement' from these people?
Man I cannot wait to see this. What a jealous bitch. Its like grow up already.
Who cares about JHO!!!
j lo looks like a fuckin fat kalidoscope
maybe she will stop wear that crap now
first?
Second? - That is so funny!!
LOVE that.
DAYANARA was treated like DIRT by JLo-ho and Marc Disgusting Anthony.
Good for her to say whatever she wants to say
. Jho looks like a big fat fool anyway for waiting so long to confirm it.
She is over-rated and hated
You go Dayanara.
Poor JLo - she should've gotten to make that announcement
It's her special news and she should get to choose when to say it to the world
Grats Big Mar! I hope JLo feels the sting of lying of the public! Maybe she'll have an abortion to save the world from Another Marc spawn!
j.lo is lucky that that's ALL dayanara is saying. she got off easy as far as i'm concerned. plus, it's not like it's even questionable whether she's prego or not. anyone with eyes can see that she is.
What a cow for opening her mouth!
I LOVE IT!!!!!! First Paris Hilton "outs" Christina Aguilera. And now Dayanara Torres "outs" Jennifer Lopez. Unlike J. Lo's ex-husband, Dayanara did not sign a "silence clause." She can say whatever the hell she wants. LOLOLOL
Dayanara…bananaramma…whatever Marc's ex-file's name is…is totally HATING on them…and that why she's called her bluff…I think J Lo is trying to do a Christina Aguilera…she can't get away with that cause of the ex-file's hating….and now it's finally out in the open…and it's just another reason reason to steal J Lo's thunder…everyone just needs to get over it…CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG FOR THE KIDS SAKE??!!!
Perez, she doesn't say she supposes that Marc and Jennifer are going to be happy, she says that she supposes she and Marc's CHILDREN are going to be happy. If I were you I'd correct that before people start slamming your Spanish…it's a pretty big error - and false rumor - to make.
What a jealous hating CUNT! How dare she! That's Jennifer's moment and she stole it. How pathetic of her. I've never liked her anyway, then again, Marc never really liked her either. Well Jennifer got the man, and the career, and the babies in the oven, and Dayanara has what? Her old dusty crown up on a shelf somewhere.
Now Pnasty this is the shit I like to see, LMAO! This is a hoot! You aren't lashing out at someone. Comedy behooves you….i would say Jenny from the Block's head is going to spin when she sees this. She might even lay a Bronx size ass whooping on that ex of Marc's LOL. It is just a pregnancy though. Well, I thought you were funny with this one Perez! HEHEHEHEHEHE!
Brilliant! But I think she meant they were going to be happy with the baby, not with her spilling the beans.
Why is she seemingly refusing to announce this? Privacy? Come on…give me a freakin' break. Do we care, at this point? If this woman was interviewed and answered a simple question, what's the deal? Cougar woman should have announced it herself instead of assuming everyone would still be interested. Whatever!!
That's what you get J-Ho for being a homewrecker!! As soon as you pop those kids Skeletor will be moving on to the next woman!! What comes around goes around……
Good for Dayanara!! Jennifer Lopez screwed around with Marc Anthony while he was still married to Dayanara and because of her, he doesn't even give his sons the time of day! I'm sorry to say as a Puerto Rican woman, but I am ashamed that Jennifer and Marc are Puerto Rican because they give us a really bad name! They are the trashiest people I've ever seen.
What……….Dayanara…is a B!tch…the Nerve of her. Besides people want to hear it from HER MOUTH. . . . Not someone elses. . She's only Hating cause Marc is FINALLY HAPPY with someone. . . .Soo0o0o she needs to like calm it down…..
GOOD!! Im glad. Marc and JHo both treated Dayanara like a piece of shit. JLo once again, wrecked a relationship so Im glad the big fat sccret is out. Every movie Jennifer had made, all her albums for the past few years have bombed so she was using this baby to get the public talking again because she is a nothing so she needed these 15 minutes. Why wouldnt she just admit she's pregnant. Why would she want the world to think she looks like a fat pig. A baby is a blessing from god, no need to hide it.
listen all you people who hate jennifer can go to hell! fuck everyone who talks bad about her!. she is beautiful, and she is in love doesnt matter what marc looks like as long as she is happy! JENNIFER LOPEZ is the best, and when she is ready to annouce her news she will if she never does then oh well. its funny you guys all talk about her, apparently your jealous cause alls you worry about is wtf she is doing. so everyone fuck off! and JENNIFER LOPEZ is the best!!!!
she said she supposed her KIDS would be happy, not jen or marc
quoting Perez…“I suppose they’re going to be very happy,” says Dayanara.
You suppose???? You spill the beans on the not-so-well kept secret and you suppose they’re gonna be happy???
Hello???!!!!
She was talking about her kids, not Jho and Marc. Taking things out of context. Yes Dayanara confirms it and i don't care a bit.
I think the 1st Mrs. Anthony can handle whatever JLO brings her way.
She had it coming. Why try to hide it? Was she going to wait till they're
in college to announce she's had twins. She sang "I'm Real", I don't think so!
Watchout, J Lo gonna cut a bitch! She from the the block yo!
Phew, for a minute there i thought Jlo's biological clock had run out and all of her new songs would be about barren childless women. Guess miracles do happen
Yeah, the same way Marc was her husband before Jennifer decided to come and help break it up. She deserves whatever she gets. Who gives a shit about Jennifer's feeling? Who cares if she's pissed off? She weak, wack, tired, and over. Fuck her.
dayanara has diarrhea of the mouth.
good for her calling it out. jlo and marc are has beens except in the "Spanish Language" world and we all know how latinos love to breed like roaches. besides, it's been said that marc was a deadbeat dad, not visiting his kids when he ran off with JLO.
oh yeah and FUCK Dayanara Torres shes a fucking bitch!!! fuck her
one word - HA
Dayanara needs to move one with her life already.
Perez,
I so just love the way you talk. You are the best. I just started looking at your website after watching you on MTV. I think you were really good and you should of took out Kendra. This comment above is one of the best that I have seen yet!!! Thanks for all the laughs during the day!!! And as for J-Lo why do all stars have to have this big come out about announcing things. We know it is very obvious!!!
Mel
Jlo and Marc are obviously happy together. Not wanted to talk about her pregnancy is their perogative. Dayanara needs to just get over it.
Dayanara should be very happy with Amury Nolasco. He's so very much hotter than Marc. She upgraded!! Good for her!
J Lo wants to be ghetto. She just havent fukked with the wrong one yet. A real ghetto chick would cut her ass before she even thought of doing something. LOL! Not everyone cares if she and Christina and Halle and whoever else in Hollywood is knocked up. Women get pregnant everyday, who gives a shyt, have the kid already……NEXT!!!
Dayanara was speaking about the kids. "cómo habían tomado sus hijos, … la noticia de que iban a tener un hermanito." "Ellos no saben nada porque yo lo supe hace un día. Pero supongo que van a estar bien felices" She was not speaking about JLo or Marc.
But I'll bet there's a part of her that is loving the fact that she spilled before they did. Good for her. Karma, baby!!
WHO CARES………HE DUMPED HIS FIRST WIFE FOR J-LO…HE'S A PIECE OF SHIT…..HE LOOKS LIKE A SKINNY FREAKIN UGLY HOMO
Their concert was AMAZING. It was really allot better than what I expected. They were both really good. She is really is beautiful and it's completely obvious that she is pregnat. Dayanara is probably still bitter that they got married so soon after the divorce but allot of people don't realize that their marriage was over way before the actual divorce. Poor girl just needs to move on.
When she said "I suppose they'll be very happy", she was talking about her children with Marc, not about Marc and J-lo. Get your facts straight before dissing someone, Perez.
NONE OF OUR FUCKING BUSINESS. MAYBE SHE WAS HAVING PROBLEMS WITH THE PREGNANCY. MAYBE THEY HAVE FERTILITY ISSUES. WHO CARES, I DON'T CARE. IF YOU DO THEN YOU NEED TO GET A JOB. LOW LIFES
She was on Good Morning America today. She has such stage presence. She is obviously pregnant. Who cares if she doesn't announce it. She looked radiant.
get her Jenn!! HER new CD is AWESOME!
Hey Perez, Don't be spreading rumors and mixing Dayanara with anything regarding JHO and Marc Anthony. Marc Anthony made her signe something in their divorce that she couldn't make any statements about him because she will loose either alimony, something related to money, that's how low Marc Anthony is, and if JHo is a cougar, they could really hurt Dayanara. Dayanara HAS NOT DONE ANYTHING WRONG HERE, it was big nose JHO and the skeletor. If she's really pregnant, that nose is going to get bigger, Hey Jennifer, this is your chance for plastic surgery!!!!!! Perez, leave Dayanara out of this gossip!!!!!!!!!!
I love Dayanara……… sooooo funny.
Guys! Dayanara is saying that she guesses HER kids are going to be happy, not that she supposes J-lo and Marc are going to be happy! Doesn't ANYONE know Spanish? COME ON!
See freaks, this is a bitter women about their spilt. Take note Jennifer Aniston is not.
GOOD…I am glad. J Lo and Marc really screwed her over. They were not very nice about it. I do not like the way they handeled that at all. If they wanted to be together thats fine. But it would have been better if they could have done it in a way that enabled his wife to walk away with a little dignity. At least for the sake of her children. Didnt marc and his wife have some really big ceremony to renew their vows and then a month later he dumps her for Jlo? That was bad form.
LMAO
And she would deserve an ass whipping! If someone went around confirming MY pregnancy to everyone before I was good and ready (whether or not it was fucking obvious) I would fucking rip them a new asshole!
Fuck some people are assholes.
Perez you must not know spanish, read the spanish story again. They asked marc anthony's ex-wife if she thinks her kids will be happy to have another sibling and she says she supposes they will be happy bc when her sister had one they were happy. THis is how lies start, get your story straight, still love ya though!
did you see those humongous thighs? She cannot act or sing.
It's really not conveniect for Dayanara to hate on Jlo especailly in the public eye. Jennifer is very much a part of Dayanara's kids' lives since she is their stepmom. You need to make peace for the sake of the kids. It's the right thing. Besides, Dayanara and Marc's marriage was over way before Jennifer came into the picture.
Oh shhhheeeet! Revenge is a bitch!
um yeah, serious tranlsation error. did you not even read the article? dayanara clearly states that she supposes her kids will be happy, as they were when their aunt got pregnant. learn some spanish, perez!
Get your facts straight, they asked Dayanara if her kids will be happy to have another sibling and she said she guessed so bc when her sis had one they were happy. This is how lies begin, still love ya Perez, but get your facts straight bf you post them!
Wow, perez I always thought you weren't one of those lying medias but I read the article in spanish and it states when she was asked how HER children the children she had with Marc are going to react to the news that Jennifer was pregnant, SHE said well I suppose they are going to be alright!!! BIG difference from I suppose jen and marc are going to be alright.. So please get it right and if you want hire me to translate for you I will do a whole much better then whoever did this article.
Dayanara Torres is simply bitter. Did people forget that M-Anthony was dating J-Lopez when he met Dayanara? Dayanara broke those two up first. She is no victim. And, obviously, she got a taste of her own medicine when M- and Jennifer got back together. Hope she never officially announces has pregnancy.
Gracias por publicar algo en español. En este país (los Estados Unidos), los bien educados hablan por lo menos dos idiomas. Que bueno que podamos aprender (antes de los mono-linguales) que Jennifer está embarazada.
the poor thing got threaten by jho n marc da skelton to shut her mouth about them or they were going to take away her spousal support. fuck jho n marc their pussy bitches. as for the former miss universe she is hot. i dont know why dumb ass marc dump her for fugly jho. n i hope jho lose her babies for dancin to much on stage. dumb bitch
um yeah, serious translation error. did you not even read the article? dayanara clearly states that she supposes that her kids will be happy when the news is confirmed, as they were when their aunt was pregnant. at least learn to read spanish, perez!
And for those of you who say that Marc does not give his boys with Dayanara the time of day are totally wrong. Both he and Jennifer spend lots of time with the boys and Ariana his daughter from a previous union (b4 Dayanara). He is just very private and doesn't got to dinner at Koi and all those other restaurants where all the paparazi are. He is not britney trying to hog the paparrazi by whoring her kids so that the pics could be all over the tabloids.
Yea, she ratted them out and stole the thunder, I guess that litttle bit of revenge made her happy, whatever. Does anyone else think that J-lo is just going to get HUGE. They are going to need a crain to transport that back side!! Anyway, good luck to them, whatever you may think of them, the baby has nothing to do with it, hope he or she is happy and healthy and if there is a god will look like J-lo!!
who gives a rats ass ?, another beaner is pregnant ! amazing !
PEREZ HILTON, I love that name, How come you dont have a page for Dayanara, to show how much beautiful she is, besides, there's only ONE Miss Unverse per year and she was THAT ONE. Women like JLo, there's 10 in every corner in Puerto Rico, not getting to be Miss Universe. JLo wouldn't never made it as Miss Universe, and Dayanara still looks young and fresh, JLo's face is not looking fresh and young anymore, her years of running around and being unfaithful to partners are starting to show. JLo's body is going to need hours and hours of exercise to get back to where it was, and starving for months to loose that weight. Sorry, JLo, no more bacalaitos, or mofongo, or arroz con habichuelas with aguacate for you!!!!!!!!!!
Wow - I don't a ratsass about any of these people, but, I'm actually liking Dayanara now. Girl has balls - said something nice about HER KIDS being happy (clever). Way to stand tall and not take the shite that was dealt her by these two fucktards … she's always kept her mouth shut, even though they treated her worse than crap. I love that she "innocently" said how her children would be happy about their siblings-to-be… LOVE IT, DAYANARA! You go, Girl! You've got way more class than J-Ho.
Good! she is not her friend anyway, after all JLo stole her ugly husband.
horrible, why is she touring if she is pregnant. She should have her old ass at home sitting down some where.
I'm a JLo fan, but she kinda deserves this. I think she's been playing games, waiting to get the most bang for her buck on the announcement. I expect a backlash from Janice Min. JLo plain out and out lied to them about the pregnancy. Maybe she's learned a PR lesson.
Dayanara is a sore loser LOL get over it bitch. You will never be a match to Jennifer Lopez. In a million years!!!!!!!!
She did that on purpose!! What a dumbass
SHE 'S TRYING TO KEEP IT A SECRET CAUSE SHE KNOWS SHE'S GOING TO LOOK LIKE EVERY OTHER FAT SPIC CHICK IN THIS COUNTRY IN A FEW MONTHS. IT'S OVER FOR HER BODY. ONCE A SPIC BREEDS THEY NEVER SNAP BACK.
Dayanara is a great woman, not only beautiful but comitted to her kids, Marco Antonio dumped her for JLO —– revenge is a bitch!!
BEST REVENGE EVER! LOL!
Dayanara needs to get a life. What kind of a woman would want to be with a man who cheats on her anyway. He was cheating on her long before (and after) his supposed affair JLO. Remember the girl who made him get like 10 blood tests because she swore her kid was his (and this was all while he was married to DT.) She is a loser for opening up that HUGE mouth of hers.
Perez what you posted here is not what the article said…chico que pasa con tu espanol??? Dayanara is beautiful. I feel sorry for her and the way she got treated by the Scarecrow and Mrs. King.
OK…just cuz the fugs of Dayanara "confirmed" it doesnt mean anything…shes just HATIN big time…
Even thou we know J.Lo is pregnant …we have to wait until she confirms it herself…