J. Lo is Gonna Be Pissed!!!!

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This is the best revenge!!

Marc Anthony's jilted ex-wife and mother of his kids, former Miss Universe Dayanara Torres, has confirmed to the Spanish-language media that Jennifer Lopez is definitely pregnant.

"I suppose they're going to be very happy," says Dayanara.

You suppose???? You spill the beans on the not-so-well kept secret and you suppose they're gonna be happy???

Oh, shit girl. Be careful. J. Lo is like a fucking cougar. She's coming for your head!

    Posted: Oct 9, 2007 at 8:56 am / Email this  »

    238 comments to “J. Lo is Gonna Be Pissed!!!!”

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    1. Rosa says – reply to this


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      This is how "rumors" get started… In the actual interview that was done in spanish, they ask Dayanare if she thinks HER children are going to be happy about the news. That is when she replies " she supposes they ( her kids ) will be happy… Dude, I thought you got the facts straight before you posted them. Thas IS what you said on The View…

    2. Bel says – reply to this


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      There's nothing quite like a bitchy ex wife ! It totally was not HER place to make any sort of baby announcement !

    3. GG says – reply to this


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      WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD, DAYANARA. THIS IS THE KIND OF BITCHES YOU ARE ABOUT TO DEAL WITH, STARTING WITH FIDEL CASTRO'S NEPHEW (PEREZHILTONCASTRO). SO LEARN HOW TO BE A BITCH!!!!! FOR YOUR OWN SAKE.

    4. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      Good for that homewrecker (J-Lo). Let's not forget that she and Marc Anthony got married right after his divorce from Dayanara. He couldn't even wait a little bit out of respect for her and their two kids?

    5. FUCK J*HO!! says – reply to this


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      This stupid ass Talentless-Fat HOE thinks anybody gives a shit about her skeleton offspring?? lol!!..As if you were fuckin’royalty…Newsflash…. You are a GRANDMA having a fucking kid by who really knows who—NEbody can be your kid’s dad… BITCH!! –Poor Marc, if only you got your head out of your ass and smelled the stench of your fuckin’ wife’s puss… She’s a HO!! You can’t make a HO into a housewife (much less, a mother) ….continue to lol!!!

    6. Mitotera says – reply to this


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      Como eres menso Perez!!!! Dijo que los kids iban estar felices no los otros mensos de la J-Lo y el Esceleto feo ese..

    7. cheyenne says – reply to this


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      damn Dayanara… you couldn't just keep your fuckin' mouth shut. i could have sworn that it was a part of your divorce settlement that said… you have to keep your fucking' mouth shut when it comes to marc and jennifer. damn you are one stupid bitch

    8. marianar says – reply to this


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      perez… you translated it wrong….. it says that she thinks that THE KIDS are gonna be really excited to have a little brother/sister/twins/ or whatever!!!

    9. J*HO... are you reading this?? says – reply to this


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      Re: FUCK J*HO!! – DAYANARA, YOU GO GIRL!! FUCK J-HO….. WE ALL GOT YOUR BACK!! THIS HOME-WRECKIN' TRASHY SLUT WILL GET HERS!! SHE WILL FINALLY KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN HER HUSBAND LEAVES HER W/A KID (which probably isn't even his) AND FINDS ANOTHER HOE TO SPERMINATE****KARMA IS A POWERFUL THING!!

    10. arleen says – reply to this


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      Perez, Dayanara is talking about her kids probably being happy about having a new brother, not about J-ho and hubby

    11. J*HO... are you reading this?? says – reply to this


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      DAYANARA, YOU GO GIRL!! FUCK J-HO….. WE ALL GOT YOUR BACK!! THIS HOME-WRECKIN' TRASHY SLUT WILL GET HERS!! SHE WILL FINALLY KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN HER HUSBAND LEAVES HER W/A KID (which probably isn't even his) AND FINDS ANOTHER HOE TO SPERMINATE****KARMA IS A POWERFUL THING!!

    12. Angelinaaddict says – reply to this


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      Let's see, her loose clothing, all the time, and the one time she shows her tummy, it looks like she's swallowed a basketball (but the rest of her is thin), do the math. It didn't take anyone else to "spill the beans" Jennifer wanted this, if she didn't we wouldn't be seeing her everywhere.
      I won't why Marc though? Everyone just knew she was going to dump him, maybe she looked around and realized she's not the youngest/hottest chick on the block anymore? Or maybe she really does love the little rodent looking creature. Ah, time will tell.

    13. c.c. says – reply to this


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      That quote was taken out of context…. She is talking about Mark Anthonys kids… She was asked do you think the kids will be happy about a new brother or sister and she says they were happy when (I think it was) her sister had a child so she thinks they will be happy….. I love this site but dont like reading things like that…. (totally out of context quotes) Love ya Perez.

    14. Katie says – reply to this


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      Dayanara sounds like a jealous psycho bitch who is looking to get attention any way she possibly can. I hope J-lo pounces that big mouthed bitch's triflin ass!

    15. FUCK J*HO!! says – reply to this


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      Re: j – DAYANARA, YOU GO GIRL!! FUCK J-HO….. WE ALL GOT YOUR BACK!! THIS HOME-WRECKIN' TRASHY SLUT WILL GET HERS!! SHE WILL FINALLY KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN HER HUSBAND LEAVES HER W/A KID (which probably isn't even his) AND FINDS ANOTHER HOE TO SPERMINATE****KARMA IS A POWERFUL THING!!

    16. shelley says – reply to this


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      Well this has to be the stupidest news ever. First the ugly bitch Jlo deny's being pregnant with her ugly fucking spawn. But why the hell did they tell Dayonarra then if they didn't want Dayonarra telling everyone they shouldn't have told her. Boy that Jlo is one stupid ugly bitch. LIke her fucking baby is so important or something.

    17. misscasha says – reply to this


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      ha ha ha ha!!!!!

    18. lili says – reply to this


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      I love JLo, but she is a homewrecker (just like Angelinga!), so she should just suck it up, admit she's preggos—and leave that beautiful Dayanara alone.

    19. Mary-Helen says – reply to this


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      How rude. Someone is a bitter puss that her former spouse moved on. They were seperated when he and Jen came together and she is just bitter that he didn't stick around pining for her.

      I don't care who you are and how famous you are, it is not the place of a former lover to announce their ex husband's baby news.

    20. QUIT PLAYIN BITCH says – reply to this


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      You acting like JLo is hard or somethin, she fell off and went soft as soon as she started messing with gay ass Ben afleck (BTW all her men are gay Noe,Chris Judd,Puffy,Ben and of course Mark) then she turned around and married Skeletor trust me her ghetto pass was revolked a looong time ago, she might try that hard $hit on her gay a$$ ex husband but I dare she try it on Dayanara, she'll be the one that gets cut

    21. L. says – reply to this


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      [re=697938]Re: Brad hates his fans[/You are right. Jennifer Aniston is a real Lady who knows how to handle the Media and unlike many of us, she has very strong ethics. GB Jennifer Aniston!

    22. federico says – reply to this


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      Re: QUIT PLAYIN BITCH – Ben is not gay, he is happily married to beautiful Jennifer Garner.

    23. QUIT PLAYIN BITCH says – reply to this


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      Re: federico – SWEETIE HIM AND MATT DAMON HAVE BEEN PLAYIN FOOTISES FOR A WHILE.. POOR JEN IS JUST A BEARD

    24. Betty says – reply to this


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      first of all, I saw that interview and Dayanara DID NOT say Jlo was pregnant, she only admitted to found out about this "rumors" one or two days ago and that she thinks her kids were going to be happy because her own sister just had a baby and they loved this child as if it was their brother. SHE DID NOT confirm the pregnancy. anyway. Marc just dispossed of her like trash, and she is gorgeous, a lady and not a b#tch. GET IT MARK

    25. UKTIKE says – reply to this


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      Re: ANNE OF GREEN GABLES – HEY GWYNETH!, GIVE THIS ADVICE TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HATE YOU, INCLUDIN CHRIS MARTIN'S MOM.

    26. HERE'S TO YOU PURPLE BACK... says – reply to this


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      Re: FED UP WITH WETBACKS – ONCE AGAIN DIDDY IS PRETENDING TO BE A RACIST WHITE, STFU DIDDY!

    27. eileen dixson says – reply to this


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      you could tellshe is having ababy she is sowhat good luckjenny and marc!!!

    28. NiiNe says – reply to this


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      fcuk you jLo and marc your the trashest poeple on earth!
      good thing dayanara is not like you youll be burn in hell j.Hoe andugly marc ewww!!

    29. L. says – reply to this


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      JLO suuuucks

    30. federico says – reply to this


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      shut up 224, Ben Affleck is straight Jwhore just wasnt the right woman for him that's all so he dumped her bloated ass get over it bitch!!

    31. Lola NYC says – reply to this


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      People Chilax! Why create a melodrama? Am sure Dayonara did not intentionally OUT Jennifer. She may have been hurt,usually happens when you love someone and they walk out of your life but she has a good life and 2 beautiful children. Mark is a very good father to his children-so they all have to get along.

    32. nic says – reply to this


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      Marc Anthony is one of the most unattractive men EVER. The kid(s) are going to be dog faced.

    33. graciesgirl says – reply to this


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      Big whoop, shes fucking pregnant, who gives a flying fuck, who hasnt he impregnated in Miami, shes not his first nor his last. Karma is a bitch these 2 better watch out!!!

    34. Guess What? says – reply to this


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      That's what happens when you try to be too coy with the press, as in deny, deny, deny, delay, delay, delay. Remind you of anyone. . . like CLINTON?

    35. Sparklyn says – reply to this


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      to me, it personally doesn't matter if she had a flat stomache and still wore tight clothing.. She is DEFINITELY pregnant… Look at that nose!!! her face is really swollen and there is no denying it. When I was pregnant with my son people began asking me if I was pregnant when I was just 6 weeks!!! something about us latina women and when we get pregnant we swell.. Congratulations mama

    36. QUE CHINGEN A SU PUERTO RICAN COUNTRY says – reply to this


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      MARCS OTHER 3 KIDS ARE BEAUTIFUL SO I DON'T SEE WHY JLOS KIDS WOULDN'T BE CUTE BESIDES THAT JLO AND MARC ARE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES..FOR WHAT THEY DID TO DAYANARRA THAT WOULD BE MARCS EX WIFE!

    37. the fans of j.lo says – reply to this


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      Woooooo! ! !
      For my j.lo is larger than what may have …..
      And I just learned the news I was happy for her … and marc anthony ..
      I would like to become as it is ……
      I am excited by the news well JENNIFER LOPEZ and MARC ANTHONY.
      I am Chilean ….. if both say that some day come here …..!!!!! Please jajajja !!!!!
      I hope this will be good, it is your best ……
      If I make a mistake on something …..
      Sorry but I do not speak good English ……
      EN ESPAÑOL:
      woooooo!!!
      para mi j.lo es lo mas grande que puede haber…..
      y apenas me entere de la noticia me puse feliz por ella…y marc anthony..
      me gustaria llegar a ser como es ella……
      me emociona la noticia bien por JENNIFER LOPEZ y MARC ANTHONY.
      yo soy chilena…..si la vez algun dia dile que venga aqui…..!!!!! porfavor!!!!!jajajja
      espero que esto sea bueno, ella se ve de lo mejor……
      si me equivoco en algo…..
      disculpen pero yo no hablo bien el ingles……

    38. yeah right says – reply to this


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      Jennie from the burbs don't fucking scare me. I'll fuck her up boriqua style. As for Dayanara, I'm sure she can handle herself. Never underestimate a true full blooded puerto rican. They can get nasty. fuck Jho's little knife. Dayanara would whip out a machete like most people on the island would. Fuck you JLO

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