The Hoff HOSPITALIZED and Off The Wagon!

David Hasselhoff has relapsed!
The actor is currently detoxing at Cedars Sinai Medical Center, the National Enquirer is reporting exclusively.
The recovering alcoholic has suffered a severe drinking relapse and was readmitted to the Los Angeles hospital to detox on Monday, October 8th.
"He looked awful when they brought him in," a close source told The Enquirer. "His color was ashen. He felt sick. It was just so sad."
Awwww!
"David does so well staying sober and then something kicks in and he's back drinking," says the source. "Most times he does remarkably well. Then every once in a while he slips up and relapses. Then he has to start all over again."
Get well soon, Hoff. You don't want that crazy ex-wife of yours to get the kids!
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Looks like he finally heard about his old girl Pamela…
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo another epoide of the hoffister….intriging
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WHHHATTT?
Whoa, that didnt take long
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Good, idiot.
Give the guy a break. It is Oktoberfest….
Thank you for making my day!! this is bound to be hilarious!! CANT WAIT!!
Puta.
media-whore
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Danny! Sad. Danny!
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OH GOD I HOPE ITS GOOD.
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That's really sad…
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WOW!!!
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————-and i care because?????????/
——he's old
Second bitches!
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oh, big surprise.
surprise surprise
the hoff…not again!!
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First bitches…poor Hoff
i'm brad pitt and i'm so gay.. first!
TEAM HOFF 4EVA!! Be nice Perez…
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He's HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
ay dios mio
he prolly read that message about him yesterday that you wrote. He's sad he's in Anaconda 3 and you don't appreciate him!
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Just saw him walking the strip in Vegas over the weekend….He was with some little hot blond. I wanted to offer him a hamburger to watch him crawl, but was in a hurry…
I don't understand why this is comic to you people. Alcoholism is a serious and fatal disease that only 10% of people recover from. Would you be making fun of someone with cancer?
He dresses like Denny Terrio, the old host of "Dance Fever" 25 years ago.
leave adrianne curry alone you fat, little pee pee, no talent mother fucker!!!!
I'd show him my waxed "coin purse." That'd sober him up reallllll quik!
Hope he croaks.
Just give him a buttplug. that's all he wants.
….doing well and then slips up????…call it as it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S called ALCOHOLISM!!!!!! IT IS A LIFE LONG DISEASE!!!!!
Am I missing something? I clicked on the link and I didn't see anything about David Hasselhoff.
drinks are on me if he goes into a coma. he Is more funny in a coma than dead.
If an alcoholic can make it hollywood. anybody can.
he is a piece of shit for talking down on his daughter.
MO MONEY MO PROBLEMS???????????????????
MO MONEY MO PROBLEMS???????????????????
MO MONEY MO PROBLEMS???????????????????
I bet he beats his daughter and ex-wife.
Addictions are a bitch.
Re: I want to eat your pussy like the slut that you are –
go back to taking it up the ass!
yeah cause "The Hoff" is really relevant and we care so much…..who the fuck cares you dumb fat cow??!!! bring the good shit and quit putting all these space filling bullshit stories about Z List celebrities!!!
Hello…it's National Enquirer!!!
Hey Perez you were featured on TheSkinnyWebsite today! I warned ya…
Where is K.I.T.T. when you need him?
Where is K.I.T.T. when you need him?
Honestly, the fact you people are beliving this because you read about it on perezhilton. com and it came from the Enquirer (which is not known for truth in reporting) is laughable. I hope, if this is wrong, that Hoff sues the Enquirer and Perez Hilton. If it is true, i hope he gets the help he needs!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP you hypocritic bastard
So Glad your shitty ass got kick off before kendra!
Why not wish him to KILL HIMSELF like you did to poor BRITNEY?
SHUT THE FUCK UP you hypocritic bastard
So Glad your shitty ass got kick off before kendra!
Why not wish him to KILL HIMSELF like you did to poor BRITNEY?SHUT THE FUCK UP you hypocritic bastard
So Glad your shitty ass got kick off before kendra!
Why not wish him to KILL HIMSELF like you did to poor BRITNEY?SHUT THE FUCK UP you hypocritic bastard
So Glad your shitty ass got kick off before kendra!
Why not wish him to KILL HIMSELF like you did to poor BRITNEY?SHUT THE FUCK UP you hypocritic bastard
So Glad your shitty ass got kick off before kendra!
Why not wish him to KILL HIMSELF like you did to poor BRITNEY?
WHERE IS K.I.T.T. WHEN YOU NEED HIM????
WHERE IS K.I.T.T. WHEN YOU NEED HIM????
That is the story of my life!!! The reality of an alkie!!
LoL! His kids must love the fact they are getting older so they can move away from their nutty mom and drunk ass dad! Hoff just get an IV bag full of booze and his nutty ex wife can take her shit pack it up and go live in a mental hospital!
I hope the girls just shrug this off they are used to it by now i am sure! I pray that they don't become whores like brit,lindsey,paris,rumor,amy…………mel gibson,rip torn,…..i can't remember anymore
Hey ???? Is that Cliff from Cheers in the background ?
I would totally fuck him
Doesn't he have sole custody of his kids? What's going to happen now? And what is wrong with his ex that she didn't get custody?
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I wish him the best of luck. Alcoholism is a very sad and hard addiction to beat. If it were so easy we wouldn't hear stories like this all of the time. As for those who have nasty comments about to say about him, I sure hope something like this never happens to you although you know what they say about what goes around comes around…
Just realized, Perez. Practically everything you write here is stuff you take from other sites. (Am I dumb for not seeing that before? Yeah, probably.) So you print junk that you get from other sites, totally not verified. Then ya sell it to us. Like it's the truth?
I don't know who's dumber, you, or us. I think it's you, mon Perez… but then I'm biased.
Do you have an "About Perez" page on this site? We'd like to know more about you. Do you drink? Do drugs? Huh, what?? Youth wants to know. I never check your site that much, but I figure you'd have a huge ,honking "ALL ABOUT ME, THE INIMITABLE PEREZ" button within easy and obvious access if you did.
Ciao, bebe! Tell us about you! Your wishes, your dreams, your failures, your addictions….
HOPEFULLY HE'LL RECOVER IN TIME TO MAKE THAT THIRD ANACONDA MOVIE…..I AGREE WITH PEREZ …ANACONDA 3 SHOULD BE A MUSICAL AND ULTRA CAMPY AND PEREZ COULD DO A CAMEO AS A SNAKE CHARMER.
Re: jimmyjazz – HOFF HOSPITALIZED? DON'T HOS THE HOFF….HA HA HA….I'M SO FUNNY…WELL I BETTER GO. I'M UNDER CONTRACT TO WRITE THREE SONGS FOR THE ANACONDA MUSICAL!
Man, that totally sucks! He's been struggling so much with alcoholism and to hear this is a bummer.
I'D DRINK MASS AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL TOO IF I SUDDENLY REALIZED THAT I HAD JUST SIGNED ON TO DO A SCIFI CHANNEL MOVIE.
If he was admitted because he was drunk again, THAT'S WHAT HE GETS! He should not drink and he knows it so F*CK HIM!
PAYBACKS ARE A BITCH AREN'T THEY? (AND SO AM I!) HE'S ALWAYS BEEN DRUNK ON HIS OWN EGO , WHICH IN ITSELF IS A HOOT! HE'S A NO TALENT HOMOPHOBIC HACK, HAS BEEN, HO HOPPIN' WHOREMAN!
Probably depressed that all the only work he could score is a SciFi movie about a giant snake. These things tend to happen when a career is washed up.
Pamela Anderson sends her condolences……
C'mon don't act like you were all oblivious to the fact he had relapsed when he signed on to make Anaconda 3. My younger brother wouldn't even have signed on to play that role, and he's got down syndrome.
I feel so bad for these kids.. two whacko alcoholic parents… sad
SO WHY WOULD U WRITE SOMETHING LIKE "GOT VODKA" ON THE PICTURE.
YOU REALLY NEED TO LEARN TO HAVE SOME BOUNDARIES AND RESPECT FOR PEOPLES HARD TIMES.
I LIKE JOKES AS MUCH AS THE NEXT PERSON.
MAYBE PEOPLE SHOULD WRITE "GOT FOOD" ALL OVER UR PICS? IM SURE YOU LOVEEEEEE BEING FAT. PROBABLY NOT, RIGHT?
My Dad died 6 months ago from drinking and still wonder - is there more to live for than booze - what about YOUR KIDS - HELLO!!!!!!
Haselhoff should marry Britney! These two drunks are a perfect match for each other!
Re: adriana – Alright then, you can shut up now!
LOSER!!!! Hey Perez, when are you going on a diet you FAT ARSE!!!!!!
LOSER!!!! Hey Perez, when are you going on a diet you FAT ARSE!!!!!!!
LOSER!!!! Hey Perez, when are you going on a diet you FAT ARSE!!!!!!!!
LOSER!!!! Hey Perez, when are you going on a diet you FAT ARSE!!!@!!!!!
LOSER!!!! Hey Perez, when are you going on a diet you FAT ARSE!!!
he's like all the other "children" in Hollywood…when they aren't getting enough attention they go off and do something ridiculous to reel the media back to them. i don't get why he is even so popular…he is so disgusting!
It shows that he's still cool. They're trying to turn him into a big square with all this rehab bullshit and scare tactics. In the end, he'll be his own person and continue with his admirable commitment to booze.
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………HMMMMMMM??????????I HEARD THAT HE SAW A TAPE OF HIMSELF SINGING AND DANCING AND IT SENT HIM OVER THE EDGE AND BACK TO THE BOTTLE…….BUT JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZ……THINK OF ALL THE OTHER DUMB FUCKS WHO TURNED TO DRUGS AND ALCOHOL AND SCREAM THERAPY TO GET THE IMAGE OF THE "HOFF" SINGING AND DANCING OUT OF THEIR FUCKING MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!………..JUST SAYIN'
"Kitt! This is Michael Knight Hasseloff!
I'm drunk out of my gourd, Kitt!!!
I'm gonna pass out in the back seat,
you drive The Knightrider car home,
Kitt, cause I'm wasted!!!"
What a fucking loser. A bum on skid row getting drunk I get.
But a guy with plenty of $$$$, can travel wherever he wants, has access to experts he if wants to start a hobby.
But all this fucking loser wants to do is get drunk. Money cant buy class.
But By the grace of GOD, there go I….
Oh there's a shocker…this sanctimonious asshole will be on and off the wagon with his BS excuses till he croaks and puts us all out of his misery.