Brandon Gets The Boot
Filed under: Exclusives! > Brandon Davis
What a chump!
Brandon "Firecrotch" Davis' beat up Range Rover was towed Wednesday afternoon on 56th and 5th Ave in Manhattan, sources tell PerezHilton.com.
"Dude looked a mess," a spywitnes tells us. "He was upset and kept wandering up and down the street on his cell phone."
The NYPD even came. It was a big scene.
We're just happy this is not another Britney post!
[Image via Buzz Foto.]
Posted: October 10, 2007 at 4:32 pm
I can't say that I feel sorry for that guy. He is a total asshole.
is this news?
1st bitches
FIRST
FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!! HE'S SO UGLY!!!!!!!
hes on drugs jsut like brit brit, b ut we like ratting on her more!
fisrsttttttttttttt
first!
first?
1st bitches!! what a douche!
I'm sorry but he is a mess! He's looking more and more like his "big" bro! haha
you know you basically say Britney's name in every post you make…even if i has nothing to do with her….get a life dude
first
actually….HOT! im suprised, but pleased all at the same time
he sucks. why is he even news?
not first
Ewww!!!! He looks like he had some of that firecrotch! haha
UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
eew
d11111
NOT hot at all!
first
Bag of deuche!
We’re just happy this is not another Britney post!
AMEN!
Another rich chump that mommy & daddy cut off… So sad… NOT
FIRST
We’re just happy this is not another Britney post!
AMEN! First? ehhhh!
slut!
wooo
Very hot!
first? second? he's a mess.
Yep. There is about 20 different impound yards in New York Ciity. It was probably a total bitch fining the car not to mention ,whoever "hooked" it probably treated the car like shit BECAUSE it was a RANGE ROVER.
That is funny.
mess
WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Diana – DO NOT GO TO MY WEBSITE. yOU WILL GET A VIRUS WHEN YOU LOG ON!!!
cocobutter!
GOOOOODDDDDDDDD!!!! HE is such a PRICK!!!!! Rich chubby lil PRICK!!!
A PIG IN HUMAN CLOTHING
maybe jason davis ate the car?
Um, Brandon Davis is all kinds of awesome. I love this guy, just says whatever the hell is on his mind!
Douche
Mumzies and Daddy will be there soon to wipe his sorry ass!
Nice Pleasure Principle shirt. Can I get store credit for mine?
like i have be saying for over a year he is so cute. he and me we'd make good babies. TRUST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think he is cute… if we would only have me
I bet he has a SCABBY DICK! Bet… if he ever had a girlfriend, he's the type that would beat her up and degrade her. SCABBY LOSER!!!!
Hey Perez, I know you have your panties in a twist over Greasy and Gummi…but seriously, no one else probably cares very much about them. Unless, they are dead, naked or both I really don't give two shits about them. Can you stop putting them here? I don't think I'm completely alone with my thoughts regarding the Bear Brothers…..Anyone? Thoughts?
he is soooooooooooo UGLY!! I HOPE HE READS YOUR SITE PEREZ BRANDON DAVIS YOU ARE SO FUCKEN UGLYYYYYYYY girls will only sleep with you because your sperm is a cash cow waiting!
can somebody please tell me why this greazzzzy mess always gets press??? what the fuck does she do anyway… besides spend her trust-fund???!!
to quote you…"We’re just happy this is not another Britney post!"
THEN STOP FUCKING POSTING SHIT ABOUT HER!
This guy is lame. Other then being a rich kid…he has nothing else to his name…no talent, a little fat, not very sharp in the head….together a much well title guy as a 'LOOSER' - I'm tired of seeing him on perezhilton.com - I want juicy scoop on celebs…not the wanabees.
Re: Ophelia – 100% agree. You keep their names in the media and no one cares about them. It's bad enough Paris Hilton is famous for nothing. Of course, we know you'll never post anything negative about her ’cause you live in her brown tunnel.
What a cute mess he is!
not
He looks like a fat Elvis. A fat Elvis that doesn't ever seem to bathe. But Fat Elvis was actually a lot hotter than this dude.
UgHh hE iS nOt HoT aT ALLL…
That dumb fuck parked on 56th Street and 5th Avenue?!?!?!?!?! Oh my GOD!!! Anyone from New York City will tell you that you can not, I mean CANNOT park on 5th Avenue. Not even on Sunday (well, it's tough). The parking laws are crazy strict here. But that fool probably thought he was able the law…hahahhahahahaha and nothing scares those traffic cops- NOTHING!!! Serve that fat fuck right. Stay out of my town, sissy boy!
HE IS SOOO SWEATY…NASTY…EWWWW
fat fuck
ahah,lolollolol
No shit. I mean, about it not being a Britney post.
WHAT A DISGUSTING PATHETIC MOTHER FUCKER!!!
GO TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER GREASY ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!
who? NOT
NOT! He needs to hit the gym.
idc what everyone says he's so cute and that can happen to anyone…come on
Some how I find this Loser hot!!!
NOT
You are happy it is NOT a Britney post??? So than why mention her? Oh that's right, Perez wants to be her!
gotta love his waxed eyebrows….i mean hes just gross….money or not…wouldnt touch him with a 10 foot pole
I find him very attractive. But that's not saying much since I also find a large order of McDonald's fries (trans fat laden) attractive.
SO NOT HOT.
i can't say i feelt sorry for BRANDON-MY-LAST-NAME-IS-REALLY-ZARIF-DAVIS
loser doesn't even use his own last name cause he's ashamed he's HALF TURKISH fuckin loser uses his grandaddy;s last name to make sure it gets into all the hot spots he is a fuckin waste of life Gummibear is actually really really sweet compared to this jerk, he's a fuckin snob and why? its not like he's ever DONE anything with his life, he's not fuckin talented…he's just a loser.
He looks like a beaten up version of perez(haha)!!!!!
56st and 5th?? WTF? What kind of lunatic would park there?? It`s like parking your car in the middle of a freeway!
Fuck Brandon Davis….who cares. He's another rich prick who offers society nothing.
Brandon Firecrotch is disgusting, he is one of the ugliest greasy nasty smelly manipulative cook sucker anal-wat I ever seen.
call me nuts but I think he looks hotttttt
Bitch got what was coming to him…I wonder if Michael Lohan had anything to do with it????
are y0u serious? why is he even being talked about!! he should be banned from hollywood, ny and the whole world at that!!! NEXT!!!
he seems.. pretty pathetic
he seems.. pretty pathetic
Hot. But Gross.
"We’re just happy this is not another Britney post!"
BUT YOU MANAGED TO MENTION HER ANYWAY
DUDE WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING STALKER?
A FREQUENT AND HABITUAL BRITNEY ABUSER
YOU REALLY NEED HELP FATBOY!
SUCKING MENS DIX AND CRITICISING OTHERS IS A USELESS VENTURE
OH DID I MENTION F A T A S S!!!!!!!!!!!
saw the guy at the yankee game monday night dude looks like a greaseball in person
NOT!
WHO EXACTLY IS THIS GUY?????
Getting your car towed sucks. I was in Chicago last month, parked in a tow zone for 2 minutes and my car was gone. Cost me $220 to get it back. Laugh at me too.