$115 Million Richer

Heather Mills and Paul McCartney were in a London courtroom today.
The couple are finalizing their divorce and Mills is expected to take home 50 million British pounds.
That can buy ya a lot of fake legs!
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LOS ANGELES - A judged cleared the way Wednesday for a celebrity blogger to be questioned about his report claiming Lindsay Lohan’s friend planted cocaine found in the actress’s car after a crash.
Samantha Ronson has sued Perez Hilton for defamation after he repeated a report that first appeared on the Web site CelebrityBabylon.com.
“I am not now and have never been a drug user,” Ronson stated in a supplemental declaration filed with the court on Monday. “I have never handled or touched cocaine. I did not ever place any cocaine at any place at any time.”
According to the lawsuit, both postings defamed Ronson by stating she planted drugs that were found in Lohan’s car after it crashed into a tree in Beverly Hills on May 26, and that she set up her friend to be photographed while under the influence of alcohol.
Superior Court Judge Elihu M. Berle said Ronson’s attorneys can take a four-hour deposition from Hilton,
Her boobies look really fake. I'd feel sorry for her if she wasn't such an evil money grabbing bitch!
I can't believe you said "buy a lot of fake legs." My child is disabled and it is no laughing matter. Only your hair is.
Who wears a tube top to court, oh wait, Heather Millsssssssssss
A lot of fake legs???? ROFLMMFAO! Nice!
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congrat heather, but all that money isnt going to stop you from being despised and hated for the rest of your life by paul's huge fan base.
Guess you should have thought of THAT when you were being a money grubbing twat.
ps: Paul, fuck more wisely next time.. dont scrape *so hard* on the bottom of the barrel - I know your not much but certainly you could do better than this ugly wench.
"That can buy ya a lot of fake legs!"
that just plain mean…
good for her
What does a one-legged woman dress like on Halloween?
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I wonder if she has a hole on her missing leg that you can have sex with, that would be so hot !
She deserves it for sucking on those wrinkly balls
I just want to point out that the settlement is completely ridiculous. Just because he has that much money doesn't mean she is entitled to such a big settlement. How long were they married? She should be embarrassed for taking that much money. She claims to be a self-sufficient woman. Really? Gold digger.
haha perez you are BADDD
Does she hop like a bunny?
You're despicable, Mario. Making fun of someone's prosthetic limbs is just awful. You're just getting worse by the day. Get back on your meds.
what the fuck is she wearing? It's like minus 2 in london today…what a complete fucking golddigging moron.
Money-grubbing gimp. When she got pregnant you could hear her sigh all over London and she jumped up and down on one leg and screamed: "I'll never have to work again!!
lol why did you delete my comment
gawd
Damn, Bitch got paid!! Any news on if she gave up the kid for all those £?
Re: captain obvious – nvrmnd *blush*
TEAM CURRY!
SHE IS INVITED TO THE HALLOWEEN PARTY AT HEF'S. IS PEREZ? NOOOOPE! SUCK THAT, BITCH. CHECK HER BLOG… SHES GOT PHOTOS.. ALL YOU HAVE IS YOUR DESPERATE NEED FOR ATTENTION.
She is a disgusting human being.
She looks like a maniquin and they're mingan
Hmm
::tries to marry one of the beatles::
Perez. YOU ARE FAT. DISGUSTING. YOU NEVER GET ANY. BUT YOU MAKE FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE TO MAKE UP FOR YOUR LACKING IN LIFE. SAD…
Why should she get anything at all? Paul had his fortune made before meeting this money grubbing whore. Why do women continue to get as much as they do in this day and age? Especially in cases like these. Divorce is so lopsided. Go out and earn it yourselves!!!
shes a money grabbing SLUT! shes just a cheap ex porn star looking for a fuckin quick way 2 get rich! shes hated in the uk for good reason!!
Buy a lot of legs?
I like you Perez… but that was no necesary.
mala actitud
This was the most expensive whore in the history of the world, Over $1800 an hour for the time she was married to him.
She can buy fake legs with diamonds in them! Too bad she can't buy a new kinder personality!!
PEREZ IS A DISGUSTING fat arse who thrives off other peoples misery. PEREZ is the type of person that no-one eally gives a shit about, and will be forgotten INStantly after he is Dead. And who would want to fuck him? WOULD u? would u want to fuck that Flabby Crotch.
THE GOLD DIGGING SKANK SHOULD ONLY GET 10 MILLION
This was the most expensive whore in the history of the world. Over $1800 an hour for every hour she was married to him.
PEREZ IS A DISGUSTING fat arse who thrives off other peoples misery. PEREZ is the type of person that no-one Really gives a shit about, and will be forgotten INStantly after he is Dead. And who would want to fuck him? WOULD u? would u want to fuck that Flabby Crotch.
50 mill is alot for a stump-job. What a gold-digging CUNT!!!
Re: Kate –
In a perfect world that's how it would be but he was the moron who didnt make her sign a prenup so now she is entitled to everything she is asking for according to the law. Good for you Heather !! Go buy you some limbs
My guess is Sir Paul's marital behavior was not as saint-like as the world wants to believe.
Re: L A – I've always wanted to fuck a one-legged gimp! Send me her/his #### Biyatch!
That is disgusting. I mean, I understand that because she was married to Paul and had his son that she will have expenses, like security, that she would not have needed otherwise, but 150 MIL!? That would buy her a whole army with tanks! It's ridiculous that she is getting that much money just because they were married for a few years and had a kid. Heather should be ashamed of herself. That is, of course, unless the spousal abuse allegations are true…but I highly doubt that.
the last time i checked 50 million pounds was just over 100 million american dollars.. sure sure you were only 14 million off but still… try to be somewhat accurate. thx, luv ya
you are the man, best quote ever
I like the "I'm so Huuurt" look she's sporting for the press….like it's absolutely KILLING her to have to take Paul's money. The pseudo-sorrowful mug isn't making me believe anything, Heather dear. Why doesn't Paul just marry Gracie Slick, or maybe even Bonnie Raitt……
"#41 - Kait says – reply to this
My guess is Sir Paul’s marital behavior was not as saint-like as the world wants to believe."
But Kait! DIdin't they BOTH blame the media for the demise of ther relationship? I recall hearing that for about two weeks after they announced their split. It was laughable, becuase one thinks to ones self, Hmmm, the MEDIA broke up their relationship. Nice excuse for love gone awry.
As a man who's been through a divorce, this story makes me want to puke. I loooove how woman talk about being strong, and independent and can stand up for themselves and make their own way in the world… when it comes divorce time its gimme gimme gimme. $115 million for spreading your legs and nagging. Go to hell.
Serves Paul right for not getting a prenup!!
SHE WON? I REALLY DIDN'T THINK SHE HAD A LEG TO STAND ON — GUESS I WAS WRONG!
Paul McCartney is worth 1.7 BILLION dollars! 115 million is a drop in that bucket. She must have had some good dirt on him and he basically just bought her silence.
Can't buy me Lo-ove.. No no no NOOOO!
Re: Countess –
A pirate?
….you really went to the fake leg?
Ummmm….Sir Paul? Hope that poon tang was really worth it. Next time think with your head and not your heart and prick. Only "normal" people are allowed to think with just their sensitive parts….they don't have as much too lose if it doesn't work out.
Heather is kinda like the British female version of K Fed….with only one leg of course…..interesting…..
where does the $115 million come from?? my understanding is that a pound is equal to 2.0329 U.S. dollars….so that times $50,000,000 would be $101,645,000….wheres the other $14 million coming from??? perhaps you sat on your calculator and it is wedged in between your rolls of fat so you can't use it to multiply correctly
perez somethimes i love you, is cool i you writers is writing about Heather. Shes a Bitch.
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greedy hag!
Paul is not stupid for not getting a prenup, THEY AREN'T LEGAL IN ENGLAND YOU SHITHEAD! Heather's a bitch. She will be soon forgotten.
What a fucking bitch…Hope her other leg falls off!!
i cant belive soemone would ever make a joke about a person's disabilty… i am in utter shock… seiously, get a life perez.
wow 50 million quid - that is sooo much, lucky her and poor sir paul!
and yeah, it is waaaay more than $115 million - with the currency and then isn't the british million different to the american one
Re: L A – It's a shame the bus didn't run over her head.
Fuck this bitch. She robbed P Mccartney! FUUUUCK HER! I hope he good leg breaks off!
I FUCKING HATE HER. WISH SHE LOST BOTH HER LEGS. FUCKING GOLDDIGGING WHORE.
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This Bitch shouldn't get anything. How is any of that money hers. She didnt write one song, or perform anywhere. Paul got so screwed. I hate golddigger bitches.
I love Heather!
Screw all you stupid tired old Beatles fans: their music sucks, as does McCartney's solo work. You don't know what happened in their marriage. Nobody but Paul and Heather know.
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Heather is a beautiful light in this world. Shame on anyone who demonizes her.
Re: Lisa – Then I guess he should have never married the ugly bitch! I mean I'm sure this whore can get in some pretty wild Peg-leg Pete sexual positions but Sir Paul is crazy to have married the contortionist freak.
I have coined new phrase…THE HEATHER MCCARTNEY SYNDROME…
If all your family and friends hate your new girl/boyfriend…step back and take another look at that person. They see things that lust is blind to. If only Sir Paul had listened to the people who really love him….
Golddigging whore she deserves NOTHING. Linda shall and will always remain his only damn wife in my eyes.
And haha at the legs joke!
Re: Team Heather –
THE BEATLES MUSIC SUCKS. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. YOU MUST BE A RETARD OR SOMETHING, SERIOUSLY I THINK YOUR DISABLED LIKE THIS MONEY HUNGRY WOMAN.
ALL WOMEN CARE ABOUT IS MONEY, AND WILL WHORE THEMSELVES OUT FOR IT. RIGHT NOW SOME OF YOU WHORES ON THIS SITE ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP JUST BECAUSE OF MONEY, OR STABILITY, OR ADVANCEMENT IN YOUR CAREER, AND WILL KEEP IT HIDDEN YOUR WHOLE LIFE. FUCK YOU SHADY ASS WOMEN.
Re: luix – good for her to lie and rip off someone who pulled her up from nothing? sounds to me like a steriotypical american sue everything that moves view. she's a money grubbing bitch and was only with him for the money anyway. she has accused him of terrible things and is so full of shit it's amazing. never heard of the beatles my ass!
Looks like she's wearing the drapes from granny's kitchen.
"that can buy ya a lot of legs!" FUNNIEST JOKE YOU EVER MADE!
With all that cash she's starting to look good to me.
I hate this bitch. She doesn't deserve anything but having that child taken away and fading into ex-porn star oblivion.
Re: k –
Its actually fairly warm over here today NOT -2, we're not in winter yet.
porno whore fo sho
of course she's entitled to the money. she has had such a huge influence on his music career.
wait a minute….he was successful before the whore was even born. hmm…..
why is she entitled to any money???
stupid bitch married him just to get to his money. LEAVE HIM ALONE AND GET YOUR OWN DAMN JOB. he worked hard to get all that money, you stupid gold digger, and now you are taking it!
fuck that gap-toothed, emaciated, peg-legged FREAK. fucking whore is getting paid for wrapping her "leg" around a rock star. fucking slut should be ashamed of herself. if she was hot it may make it a little easier to swallow, but instead she has to be a hop-around, star-fucking freak-whore.
FUCK THAT CUNT!
Good, now maybe she'll go away and never come back. I hate this chick.
Hahahahaha! Now that's the perez i remember before he became obsessed with chewing britney a new asshole each and every day!
Re: Team Heather –
you're a stupid, ignorant bitch. just like your "beautiful light" heather. she's a gold digger and a liar. AND, by the way, i'm not a "tired, old" beatles fan. i'm a young, 18 year old beatles fan. they were and will always remain the best musicians to have ever graced the earth. so, get your head out of your ass and then go kill yourself, please.
To Sarah #43'
She had a daughter, not a son, with PMc and they named her Beatrice. She is quite cute, and thankfully looks more like Paul.
that is so fucked up that she is taking a part of the money that he earned while with the beatles…
She has a LOT OF nerve. You have to be fucking kidding me.
She should have walked away with some fucking dignity since it was Heather that wanted to leave the marriage.
But as usual shes just another money hungry SKANK who wants money for NOTHING.
Shame on you Heather. But if you had any class or shame you would never have pushed so hard for this much money, for such a short marriage.
Youre a fucking skank. Karma will get you.
Most of you Americans are really stupid. It's beyond comprehension. Including La Perez. The divorce is over and the settlement as well. If most of the things she accused him of where not true, then the court would never instruct Paul McCartney to give her 50million pounds. There are testimonies, proofs, etc… that we are all ignorant about, and which the court evaluated in order to come to a conclusion. And the conclusion is that she´s getting a lot of money… for some reason. Please stupid Americans, stop being so narrow minded and start using your brains.
Message to self: Do not ever MARRY a woman with BIG BOOBS and who gives GREAT HEAD unless I lose all my money gambling and owe back tax's.
Yay! Now she has enough money to buy a fucking BRA!!!!
Re: WOMEN ARE WHORES – i hope you are a little bit better at hiding your "feelings" regarding women in public. that being said, i think should make an appointment with your local shrink. you have serious issues.
She's disgusting!
She never would have given him a second glance if he wasn't loaded with money. Why would she have? She wanted a kid too so she could pad her bank account even more. From the beginning she had a carefully orchestrated plan and it worked beautifully. On the other hand, Paul was incredibly stupid to not get a pre-nup. I can't believe he was that naive. For this I blame Heather just a little bit less for her greed as only suckers get taken and he really should have known better.
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn…ask paul mccartney his lawyers couldnt stop me…tie her to a rocket…send her into outter space, i know he wish he could, cause she getting 20K a day, that bitch is eatin good…like a baby on a double-d this bitch is getting plump
Re: J – Please, don't make rude comments about Americans. It really has nothing to do with anything here really. It's just mean and unwarranted.
Heather Mills is nasty piece of work. Is she already advertising for another husband wearing that garbage to court? Hobble off golddigger.
Re: WOMEN ARE WHORES – What the heck was I supposed to do. Paul was rich and I gotta live people!!! So I told a little white lie like …. I LOVED this wrinkled old man. I could only be with him for a few years, cause I still love YOUNG COCK, Like you wouldn't do the same thing if given the chance. Look …. I searched all my life for a SUCKER like Paul and he fell right in my lap and I played it up real good until I had to pull the plug and run off a YOUNG STUD and 50 million pounds.
Dear Paul… All You Need is Love? Ya, right. All You Need is a PreNup!
I can't believe you would say somehing that fucked up about someone's disability. Fuck you Perez. Your website has been nothing but filth lately.