Perez & Keira: The Sequel

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    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 10:05 am / Email this  »

    160 comments to “Perez & Keira: The Sequel”

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    1. bizzibee says – reply to this


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      Too funny!!

    2. i love corinne richard says – reply to this


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      guess who corinne!!??

    3. Annadee says – reply to this


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      First. These videos are a little lame, but that girl is funny, who is she?

    4. Babs says – reply to this


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      I don't get it…

    5. dfsdf says – reply to this


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      sdfsdfs

    6. di says – reply to this


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      i wanna punch that itch harder than i wanna puch knightly. what a fucking whore. nice accent, wheres she from? utah?

    7. succulentangel2b says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!!!!! ohh shucks - not really huh???? Talk about being annoyingly cute, Stewpied Idiot.

    8. romel says – reply to this


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      firstttttttttt

    9. allison says – reply to this


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      niiiiiccceee

    10. isabellem says – reply to this


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      first !!!!

    11. 'Raine says – reply to this


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      Just wanted to see if I could get first. Interesting.

    12. fda says – reply to this


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      Ha!

    13. lalaland says – reply to this


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      first bitches

    14. Jen says – reply to this


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      Whoot! am i first?

    15. Please stop says – reply to this


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      This shizz is not funny AT ALL…. Stop incorporating your lame friends on this site.

    16. ♀♀krazihottkelli♀♀the real bitch:c says – reply to this


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      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz♀♥♥♀
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzPerez, U look like a cute little school boy….♦
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzI love your hair colorzzzzzzzzzzzzzz♥♥♥♥

    17. Nick says – reply to this


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      OMG Top/Bottom

      That was great.

    18. sdas says – reply to this


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      1ST BITCHEZZZ

    19. Jesse says – reply to this


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      Sorry dude, wasn't funny the first time and isn't funny this time too.

    20. Absolut Dirtbag says – reply to this


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      Spaghetti arms. Spaghetti arms.

    21. smellybelly says – reply to this


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      That's funny as shit.

    22. Binky says – reply to this


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      First? NOT. :D

    23. Mando says – reply to this


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      Thats the kind of character that needs to die first in a movie…

    24. jasmine says – reply to this


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      I am soooo glad you guys aren't young and saying first and shit/…..wtf is up with that???

    25. sherlock says – reply to this


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      LOL

    26. jasmine says – reply to this


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      Ooooohh! wait! u guys ARE on that YOUNG IMMATURE SHIT! GROW THE FUCK UP SERIOUSLY! YOU GUYS ACT LIKE A BUNCH OF DUMB ASS KIDS!

      GROW. THE. FUCK. UP. who cares if your first to comment?
      Do you when a prize? No…..then shut the fuck up!

    27. meeee says – reply to this


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      hehe

    28. laura says – reply to this


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      ahhhh not that funny, kinda lame

    29. close, very close! says – reply to this


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      all that chick has to do is lose 120 pounds and she could be her.

    30. sofe says – reply to this


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      what a pile of crap, i dont really get it :-(

    31. Asa Coon says – reply to this


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      Who the fuck is that girl, she's so annoying with her sequel and fake accent god get a life.

    32. Pork Chop says – reply to this


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      Perez ~ this is so stupid and she's annoying. Please stop and stick with what you are good at!

    33. Trish says – reply to this


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      This shit is fucking stupid, stop posting!! AND STOP POSTING SEX AND THE CITY SPOILERS YOU ASS

    34. joan says – reply to this


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      HAHA> Your ass is getting sued now by samantha rossin. She going to make a big fat dent in that wallet of yours. I hope all these celebs start to sue your ass you big fat fuck.

    35. joan says – reply to this


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      HAHA> Your ass is getting sued now by samantha rossin. She going to make a big fat dent in that wallet of yours. I hope all these celebs start to sue your ass you big fat fuck.

    36. Jasmine says – reply to this


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      omg! I am like number 678! yes bitchees!! woohooo……//////jk.
      LOL what the fuck…we are not at a playground trying to figure out who gets to jump rope first!! lol stop it!!!

    37. Funky munky says – reply to this


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      YOU ARE NOT FUNNY.

    38. NN says – reply to this


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      PEREZ, I F*CKING LOVE U, SHE REALLY DOES LOOK LIKE HER TOO..LOL

    39. Scott says – reply to this


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      this is stupid P. give it a rest.

    40. malia says – reply to this


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      da fuk?

    41. uhmmmm says – reply to this


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      this bitches voice makes me wanna go jump off a cliff….love ya perez

    42. Mrs McDreamy says – reply to this


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      I LOVE these videos, keep em coming Perez!!!!

    43. ig says – reply to this


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      most obnoxiously unfunny thing i've come across in a while.
      stop trying to be on tv. stick to blogging

    44. Sina says – reply to this


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      hello?!?!? WTF do you guys don't like about keira…..gosh.get a life

    45. Moogie says – reply to this


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      Nothing to do with the post but I had to say It's about time someone sued your ass and I hope they win BIG TIME!!

    46. Amy says – reply to this


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      That is hilarious!!!! She does sound exacly like her…but doesnt look so much like her. But regardless its HILARIOUS!!!!

    47. Lisa N SUCKS says – reply to this


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      Lisa N How sad and pathetic you really are just sucking on P hilton popularity. Love you Perez but drop the bitch. She is a no talent hack. Lonely Girl has more talent then this bitch. Don't let her bring you down man.

    48. Kait says – reply to this


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      Perez, do not make the fatal mistake of thinking UR a celebrity. Your appeal has always been your "modesty." Don't blow it now.

    49. Kaz says – reply to this


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      Unfunny is the new black.

    50. RYAN says – reply to this


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      THAT GIRL'S FORCED UNDERBITE IS GOING TO HAUNT ME IN MY DREAMS….

      GIMME MORE BRITNEY UPDATES!! PLEASE!!
      THAT GIRL'S FORCED UNDERBITE IS GOING TO HAUNT ME IN MY DREAMS….

      GIMME MORE BRITNEY UPDATES!! PLEASE!!THAT GIRL'S FORCED UNDERBITE IS GOING TO HAUNT ME IN MY DREAMS….

      GIMME MORE BRITNEY UPDATES!! PLEASE!!THAT GIRL'S FORCED UNDERBITE IS GOING TO HAUNT ME IN MY DREAMS….

      GIMME MORE BRITNEY UPDATES!! PLEASE!!THAT GIRL'S FORCED UNDERBITE IS GOING TO HAUNT ME IN MY DREAMS….

      GIMME MORE BRITNEY UPDATES!! PLEASE!!THAT GIRL'S FORCED UNDERBITE IS GOING TO HAUNT ME IN MY DREAMS….

      GIMME MORE BRITNEY UPDATES!! PLEASE!!THAT GIRL'S FORCED UNDERBITE IS GOING TO HAUNT ME IN MY DREAMS….

      GIMME MORE BRITNEY UPDATES!! PLEASE!!THAT GIRL'S FORCED UNDERBITE IS GOING TO HAUNT ME IN MY DREAMS….

      GIMME MORE BRITNEY UPDATES!! PLEASE!!

    51. Kristin says – reply to this


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      that was so damn lame…

      PEREZ.. when are you going to say who hit you in the eye?

      PS… Adrianne Curry got invited to the halloween party at the Mansion.. suck that, bitch.

    52. QB says – reply to this


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      she talks and have the same facial expresion is annoying , they cuold be twins

    53. blah says – reply to this


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      idiots.

    54. WTF???? says – reply to this


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      Part 1 wasn't funny. Why the hell are you inflicting Part 2 on us?

    55. rebecca says – reply to this


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      this video kinda sorta sucks, i'm sorry

    56. marc says – reply to this


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      this shiznit is STUPID!

    57. irish boy says – reply to this


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      AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha…. that girl is pretty amazing…. she nails the knightly jaw….. haha!!! quality…. and perez we know lil zac likes it up the batty, like he's had some irish sausage here… but u dont need to keep saying it!!!!

    58. jade says – reply to this


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      sorry perezito you know i love you, but that, not so funny.

    59. irish boy says – reply to this


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      AMAZING……. quality….. that girl nails the knightly jaw!!!! hahaha!!! some good stuff in there….. no perez…. we all know zac is a batty, hes had some irish sausage here…. but give him a break….

    60. C says – reply to this


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      omg i love that girl she is hilarious

    61. babooshka says – reply to this


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      HILARIOUS

    62. Stephanie says – reply to this


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      NOT FUNNY AT ALL. THAT GIRL IS FUCKING ANNOYING YOU SHOULDNT HANG OUT WITH HER! NOT FUNNY AT ALL. THAT GIRL IS FUCKING ANNOYING YOU SHOULDNT HANG OUT WITH HER! NOT FUNNY AT ALL. THAT GIRL IS FUCKING ANNOYING YOU SHOULDNT HANG OUT WITH HER! NOT FUNNY AT ALL. THAT GIRL IS FUCKING ANNOYING YOU SHOULDNT HANG OUT WITH HER! NOT FUNNY AT ALL. THAT GIRL IS FUCKING ANNOYING YOU SHOULDNT HANG OUT WITH HER!NOT FUNNY AT ALL. THAT GIRL IS FUCKING ANNOYING YOU SHOULDNT HANG OUT WITH HER!NOT FUNNY AT ALL. THAT GIRL IS FUCKING ANNOYING YOU SHOULDNT HANG OUT WITH HER!NOT FUNNY AT ALL. THAT GIRL IS FUCKING ANNOYING YOU SHOULDNT HANG OUT WITH HER!NOT FUNNY AT ALL. THAT GIRL IS FUCKING ANNOYING YOU SHOULDNT HANG OUT WITH HER!NOT FUNNY AT ALL. THAT GIRL IS FUCKING ANNOYING YOU SHOULDNT HANG OUT WITH HER!NOT FUNNY AT ALL. THAT GIRL IS FUCKING ANNOYING YOU SHOULDNT HANG OUT WITH HER!NOT FUNNY AT ALL. THAT GIRL IS FUCKING ANNOYING YOU SHOULDNT HANG OUT WITH HER!NOT FUNNY AT ALL. THAT GIRL IS FUCKING ANNOYING YOU SHOULDNT HANG OUT WITH HER!NOT FUNNY AT ALL. THAT GIRL IS FUCKING ANNOYING YOU SHOULDNT HANG OUT WITH HER!NOT FUNNY AT ALL. THAT GIRL IS FUCKING ANNOYING YOU SHOULDNT HANG OUT WITH HER!NOT FUNNY AT ALL. THAT GIRL IS FUCKING ANNOYING YOU SHOULDNT HANG OUT WITH HER!NOT FUNNY AT ALL. THAT GIRL IS FUCKING ANNOYING YOU SHOULDNT HANG OUT WITH HER!

    63. Rachel says – reply to this


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      Re: Babs

      Are you partially retarded?

    64. Underbite for life says – reply to this


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      That chicks underbite makes me want to shove my dick in her mouth to knock her jaw into place.

    65. Bel says – reply to this


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      Lame as it can be ! Spend LESS time on you tube crap & more time getting celebrity news & this blog "might" get back to what it used to be !

    66. jenny says – reply to this


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      so stupid!!

    67. Lucy says – reply to this


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      shes an aussie isnt she?

    68. Savage Pageant says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez, no one wants to see your face or hear your voice. It's too painful.

    69. La Una Verdad says – reply to this


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      Yeah…interpretive dance

    70. Dan Marlowe says – reply to this


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      Just plain not funny. Time is ticking perez, you're almost done.

    71. Anna says – reply to this


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      I chose not to watch it because the first time was so horrible. Please do something worth watching.

    72. PinkGem says – reply to this


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      Love it! GREAT impression she just needs seriously less boobage and they'd be twins!

    73. Mckenzie says – reply to this


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      Why do u hate Keira? I like her, despite the annorexia.. lol. That girl looks NOTHING like her. You have wayyyyyyy too much time on your hands.

    74. Becca says – reply to this


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      You're a fucking homo!!!!
      Do you EVER read these comments?
      90% of them are from people who just think you're a DOUCHE BAG!!!!!

      Still waiting for the pic of YOU holding YOUR invite to Hef's Halloween party. It'll NEVER HAPPEN YOU FAT FUCKING BALL LICKER!!!!!!!

    75. Whitney says – reply to this


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      LOL.

    76. portugal says – reply to this


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      i would fucker her and i would kick mario lavandaria in the stomach

    77. Hannah-Jayne says – reply to this


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      this is about as funny as cancer.

    78. muha says – reply to this


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      THIS IS SO FUCKIN BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG,
      WASTE OF POST.
      THIS SITE IS A DOWNWARD SPIRAL

    79. Samantha says – reply to this


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      Perez, I TOTALLY love you, but this girl is HORRENDOUS.

    80. Mariana says – reply to this


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      HILARIOUS!

    81. eric says – reply to this


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      oh my god, perez YOU are incredibly annoying. do you think you're "camp" or something? you are so smitten with yourself, it's incredibly uncomfortable to watch. are you talented at anything? no, i mean ASIDE from bitching and ranting…. really, you suck. please stop putting yourself out there. have a website. stop everything else. you are not a talented person and you are uncomfortable to watch and hear. please hide yourself.

    82. yo momma says – reply to this


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      LOL funny! I love Lisa Nova

    83. LisaNovaSux says – reply to this


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      this sucks. keep the crappy videos on You Tube. I come to this site to laugh not vomit. thanks for nuthin'

    84. loser says – reply to this


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      Perez, you're a loser!

    85. suzanna says – reply to this


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      HAHAHA I love this one more than the second one.

    86. ashley says – reply to this


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      That is doo doo, bring on the britney posts, they are far more entertaining than that crap dont even look like her, she is fat compared to keira he hair also looks to soccer momish.

    87. ashley says – reply to this


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      That is doo doo, bring on the britney posts, they are far more entertaining than that crap dont even look like her, she is fat compared to keira her hair also looks to soccer momish.

    88. Linda says – reply to this


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      ENOUGH with the Lisa Nova videos! She is getting on my last nerve already.

    89. Gossipjunkie says – reply to this


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      Please keep your links to stuff that is unbelievably funny or just unbelievable. This is neither. Perez, you are ruining your own hipster credibility with garbage like this and the cartoon Britny Spears/Rumor Willis thing. You have enough content without resorting to cheap, self-aggrandizing stunts.

    90. anon says – reply to this


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      I fucking hate LisaNova.

    91. Tommall57 says – reply to this


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      That was a fucking stupid waste of time. That b*tch sucked

    92. DONT WANNA SEE U ANYMORE!! says – reply to this


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      WHY ARE YOU ON THIS?

    93. Anne says – reply to this


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      I never make comments on here… but I just want to tell you that this is AWESOME!!! I love the first one too!!! Please keep them coming!! I love that girl! and of course, you are amazing too Perez!

    94. Kymtastic says – reply to this


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      why is this like really not funny to me? not that i like keira. but its not funnny.

    95. Ichy Vagina says – reply to this


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      Ok I am confused! the interview u did with Little Loca your hair was NOT PINK! GOD DAMMIT PEREZ! I FUCKING HATE the color! who is that in the video//// no wait i will probly find out after i read the comments! that was really painful to watch! i couldn't finish it!
      I still love ya but the hair THE HAIR THE HAIR!

    96. kym says – reply to this


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      why is this not funny to me? perez, i love you. id probably take a bullet for you-not anywhere fatal-but i would. but just stop. i dont even like keira. but its not funny.

    97. the infamous intern says – reply to this


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      hahahahahhahahaa…green tea all the day long…weeeeell when u get to that point when u can't see anything…anymore, you have to eat.

    98. dfgjhgj says – reply to this


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      Such and ugly fat ass… Get a life you piece of shit!

    99. Fatty Fat Fatness McFatsypants says – reply to this


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      PLEEEEEEASE stop doing anything in front of the camera. For the love of baby jeezus. Nobody wants to see Frankenberry Limpwrist attempt to act. YOU SUCK.

    100. Perezshouldbedead says – reply to this


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      Perez, your AIDS has really taken a toll on your face!!

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