Screw Jessica Alba!
Filed under: Latinolicious > Eva Mendes
"Don't Call Me Latina" can just shove it! Eva Mendes is our kind of Latina.
The Cuban-American actress has been a busy bee all around NYC promoting her new flick, We Own The Night, and though she denied those pregnancy rumors during her Tuesday visit to TRL, she did tell Latina magazine (in their Nov. cover story interview) what kind of mami she’ll be, if she had a daughter:
“I would teach her [my daughter] Spanish. But first, I’d study up on mine—it’s Spanglish and very improper. I’m not sure what I would teach her about culture. That’s probably why I don’t have kids yet. I feel like I need to go to Cuba first—whether Castro is in power or not—and figure out some stuff on my own. I guess it would be fun to go with my daughter and find out together.”
Now that's a well-thought out statement.
We need to invite Eva over for some cafe con leche!
First?!
1st
remember when you said that Castro was dead Perez? HAHAHAHA
first!!
I love her
yo dawgz
JUST ANOTHER LATINA WHORE!!!!!!!!!
HOW LONG TILL SHE GETS INTO TROUBLE WITH THE LAW
SEND HER HOME TO CUBA WHERE SHE BELONGS
BE PROUD OVER THERE ASSHOLES!
WE DON'T WANT OR NEED YOU
YOU ARE UNGRATEFUL MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
first
SEXXY!
firrrssstttttttt
what a fug!! pleaz jessica alba is much better! eva is a DOUCHE!!!!!!
Yea, Eva! She is pretty and has class. First??
excelente! BEFORE anyone asks…..yes, we are american citizens who are also proud of our ancestors!
8th?
I saw Eva on the Spanish morning news show 'Despierta America' the other day. She said she's been working on her Spanish and it's very good- at least she gives a crap and took the time to actually learn!! She speaks very well and seemed very genuine-not phoney at all!
FIRST!!!!!!!
1st!
Yeeei!!! First!!!
I have no clue why people like alba so much, eva is twice the woman and has twice the beauty that alba has and is a better actress. I'm a girl and she's my dream crush : )
i think she's great.
1stststss
That's because Mendes actually IS latin, you #@!$%! idiot. Both of her parents are Cuban. Alba is half caucasian, and the side that's latin has been in the states for three fucking generations. You don't see Europeans getting pissed at Alba for not calling herself a "French/Danish" actress — half of her heritage. No, it's always the fucking latinos who have the giant chips on their shoulders about this shit. Let it go.
Cafe *con* leche, que no?
cafe CON leche?
Perez reminds me of shit. I have a disdain for shitty things. He's shit on Britney and a host of other people. It's only fair that he get shit on in return. I'm glad he's being sued by the Zomba Music Group for leaking 10 of Britney's songs UNLAWFULLY. He is a lawbreaker. It's called copyright infringement. Hopefully this will ruin and bankrupt his sorry, talentless, evil ass. Shit eating shit eater.
it's cafe CON leche nitwit. can't be all high up and proud of your culture if you can't spell it right. and i'm not even latino.
Eva's not hotter than Jessica Alba. Eva's movies never do well. She's B-list.
That was a perfect cover, until I noticed the two fuglies to the top left. Christ, couldn't they have just put a title there instead of a picture of two ugly looking dudes. Damn !!!
yay perez comment is a little unecessary. let me guess you live in a ranch out in Kansas in the middle of nowhere. .haha we're ungrateful? how many of us do you know??/ and by the way . . perez or mario is cuban himself. . .so yay perez??? wanna retract that statement you f-ing loser
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latinas are hot!! you go girl
She should teach her daughter about being AMERICAN.
Re: yay perez –
And this is a American Roll model? fuck, what a shame…shouldnt even say you are american.
Re: yay perez –
Do your homework you racist! She was born in the US-she's just as American as you or me!
Silly Perez….its cafe CON leche….haha!
But you're right, its good to hear that a real latina is proud of being just that. Unlike some skinny little bitch running around saying she's not latina….
Alba, how about you shut up and have a sandwhich….you're looking a little frail these days.
i love eva!
shes never out on the party scene and she always looks good
cafe CON leche…….fugs
I agree, anyone who doesn't embrace their culture can suck it!
Perez, you fat spic. Jessica was right, all you people do is overpopulate your impoverished, uneducated selves. The fucking Mexicans are eating Los Angeles alive. Haven't you noticed? Or are you proud of it? We need much fewer Latinos in America. They are ruining this country and making it a shittier place to live. If you love your Latinos, Perez, MOVE OUT OF WEST HOLLYWOOD and go to McArthur Park!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: yay perez –
wait, you want all American women to be Britney Spears? yeah, thats what it is, you are ashamed of women like that and then you tyrannize on other races. FUCK YOU!
the latinas are the best.
:)
:D
perez. te amoooo(L)
besos desde chile
ONLY 11 BRITNEY STORIES TODAY FATBOY
YOUR SLIPPING WITH YOUR DELUSION
GOD YOU ARE PATHETIC
AND 2 LEGAL ACTIONS AGAINST YOU IN THE LAST 24 HOURS
I SMELL BLOOD IN THE WATER
YOUR GOING DOWN FATBOY
AND THIS TIME NOT IN SOME STRANGE GUYS LAP
I WILL REJOICE AT YOUR DEMISE MAYBE YOU CAN HIDE OUT
IN THE CASTROLESS CUBA DOING DONKEY SHOWS FOR CANS OF SOUP!
I LOVE EVA…she is classy ,sexy and has a HOT body…not like that ugly ass jessica alba. TEAM EVA —FUCK JESSICA ALBA!!!!!
whyd they photoshop her tits like that? yucki!!!
jessica alba sucks and is annoying! i have to agree w/u perez
she is whitewashed as fuck. she looks latin! stop denyin yourself albita
if you hate everyone thinkin of you as latin , then you should of changed your name professionally before going into the business!
i'm light and non latin looking, but i am one. and i could give a rats ass who knows it. =p
SHE REEKS
Why not try learning ENGLISH well first beaners.
You leave your fucked up, shit hole countries in Latin America, and who gives you a new life?? AMERICA does.
But do you feel pride in being AMERICAN??? Fuck no, all you want to do is talk about your Latino side.
If Latin America is so great, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THE USA???
Learn to speak English Lupe/Pedro.
she is so much better then jessica alba. jessica alba is a hoeeeeeeeeeeeee
I RETRACT NOTHING!!!!!!!
PEREZ PROMOTES RACISM ITS HIS THING
SO QUIT YOUR WHINING AND GO BACK TO CUBA
I DON'T CARE IF YOU WERE BORN HERE
MY RELATIVES CAME FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY BUT I AM AN A M E R I C A N
NOW WHERE AS YOU STILL WISH TO BE IDENTIFIED BY YOUR LATIN ROOTS
MOVE THE FUCK BACK TO YOUR FAILED GOVERNMENTS AND BE PROUD
THERE. SHES A FUTURE TRAIN WRECK JUST WATCH. SHE'LL BE DOIN
PORN IN NO TIME. WHAT A PIECE OF TRASH……..
BUT BY ALL MEANS KEEP KICKING BRITNEY!!!!!!
Re: rihanna –
they're working.
And you wouldn't mind more, kid rocks, pamela anderson, britneys, senator craig, pres bush, chris benoit, vergie arthur..and that's just celebs.
Yeeeeah, sounds like a greater place if "they" left.
Re: Silvia –
*Role* model, sweetheart.
If you're going to insult someone I'd try to avoid looking like an idiot in the process.
Being proud of who you are is one thing. Being forced to be someone you're not is another.
PS. Latino is a misnomer and offensive to the people it describes. Research it!
Fuck Latinos, you cant even go to certain parts of Los Angeles, especially near Macarthur Park, its like gang land now.
That area used to be BEAUTIFUL in the 1920's when it was ALL WHITE and a few blacks. Now its a fucking shit hole. All because it is now primarily Mexicans and Latinos. Its a fucking DUMP now.
Mexicans fuck up everything they touch. They have such low standards and everywhere they move graffiti, slums, and gangs are sure to follow. I dont know what it is about Latinos, but get a group of them toghter and the place looks like shit/trash/ghetto.
That is nothing to be proud of.
Re: rihanna – Hi fucktard! you must be one of those whities who over from the midwest or the some hick town and think they can come bring their rascist thinking. guess what? you need to move back to where you came from and get over it. not everyone who is short, dark adn brown is a mexican. look really closely, b/c it could just be a whitey with a fake tan or a fatty asian. stop hating and get the hell outta cali and back to your racist midwestern hick town.
She is prettier than Alba too.
jessica alba sucks cash's cock with those disgusting fish lips. mine are full too, but not disgusting looking. dirty lil whore. puuuuke
Don´t call her Latina. Call her PUTA. Holy shit she is sexy
Re: Filmmaker78 – I couldn't have said it better myself. Alba was never insulting latino culture or rejecting it per se - she simply stated she wasn't raised with that as her cultural identity. People are all bent out of shape over nothing
first off eva mendes is awesome.
second whoever posted about her going to get in trouble you clearly dont no any background on this actress she has been around for a while remember training day?
Re: yay perez –
There's no shame in identifying with both.
Learn to love yourself, it's ok, we promise we don't judge you.
Reason 1,347,983 why Perez is an asshole:
Eva can't get parts written for white women while Jessica A. can. It's about business, you dumbass, not shame, although you should be ashamed yourself for a billion things along with this crap.
now thats a REAL latina woman!!!! unlike Jessica alba. OH another great thing about her is that she can act!! woohoo team mendes!!
• Music label Zomba said it has sued gossip Web site PerezHilton.com for illegally posting recordings by pop singer Britney Spears. The suit accuses the Web site and its proprietor, PEREZ, of illegally obtaining and posting at least 10 completed songs and unfinished demos from Spears's upcoming album Blackout during the past three months, Zomba said in a statement. Reuters
so yeah, she's basically saying that she doesn't know shit about her Cuban heritage and so how is she different from Alba??? get off your fuckin big gay latin bullshit train you dumb fucking fat disgusting excuse for a human being!!! why don't you tell her how through your magnificent journalistic skills you were able to single handedly discover that Castro is actually dead!!?? YOU ARE TRASH YOU FAT DISGUSTING FUCKING NASTY WETBACK!!! GET BACK ON YOUR INNER TUBE AND GO DROWN YOURSELF IN THE OCEAN!!!
let's just call her Evita! She outclasses Jessica Alba by leaps and bounds!!!
• Music label Zomba said it has sued gossip Web site PerezHilton.com for illegally posting recordings by pop singer Britney Spears. The suit accuses the Web site and its proprietor, PEREZ, of illegally obtaining and posting at least 10 completed songs and unfinished demos from Spears's upcoming album Blackout during the past three months, Zomba said in a statement. Reuters
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
its cafe CON leche, perez.
• Music label Zomba said it has sued gossip Web site PerezHilton.com for illegally posting recordings by pop singer Britney Spears. The suit accuses the Web site and its proprietor, PEREZ, of illegally obtaining and posting at least 10 completed songs and unfinished demos from Spears's upcoming album Blackout during the past three months, Zomba said in a statement. Reuters
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA
So she will go to Cuba —whether Castro is in power or not—and figure out "some stuff" on her own? Sorry Perez, I used to like her until now. Eva Mendes is not a cuban anymore, she is another Hollywood servant that is trying to survive in an enviorment full of lefties and communist assholes. She want to be "liked", to be keep working and she is using the right words. Hey, she has to pay the rent, right?
Dear Eva, if you are planning to go to Cuba and spend dollars in the dictator's land, you probably will be praise by Sean Penn Susan Sarandon and Belafonte, but you will lose the respect of your family and your people. You will be selling your soul. It's like a jew saying they will visit Hitler's Germany.-
Shame, shame on you.
Spanish "culture"????
Heres Spanish culture. Most people living in Latin America are struggling just to eat something everyday.
Thats Spanish "culture" for you.
If Spanish "culture" were so great, Spanish people would not be sneaking into the EUROPEAN centric U.S.A.
Spanish "culture" is opression, poverty and corruption. Oh yeah, and bean burritos.
It should be cafe Con leche, idiot. I travel to Cuba several times a year (between 5 and 10 times) for work and I love the country and the people. Perez should go over there first and then try and form an opinion. He has no idea about Cuba, Cubans or Latin-America for that matter.
or cafe Con leche? whatever…
Re: rihanna – Rihanna, you sound like a fucking IDIOT!!!! I would bet anything you are some ueducated stupid ass douch who never even attended college. Let me tell you something sweetheart, I am a 25 year old USC college graduate who holds a degree in business law. I work for one of the most prominent investment backing firms in the country and I am paid more than your stupid mother fucking ass will ever get paid in a lifetime. And guess what…I am MEXICAN!!!! I find it funny how all you mother fuckin white shit stains talk all of this trash about Mexicans and all you whities eat more fucking beans than us!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
Café con leche.*
All these fucking posts piss me off.
They don't know what being Hispanic is like.
Now that's what I call Latina! Fuck Alba and her gringa thinking.
• Music label Zomba said it has sued gossip Web site PerezHilton.com for illegally posting recordings by pop singer Britney Spears. The suit accuses the Web site and its proprietor, PEREZ, of illegally obtaining and posting at least 10 completed songs and unfinished demos from Spears's upcoming album Blackout during the past three months, Zomba said in a statement. Reuters
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha Perez your getting sued for illegal use of britney's new music. I hope they take what little money you have. You dumb fat fuck.
Re: H –
lol!
FilmMaker78 - Totally agree… it's hard to feel close to your "raices" when you're only HALF Hispanic. I should know. Especially when that other half isn't very attached to their own heritage like Jessica's father, who is like a third generation Mexican-American. In my case my mother is Dominican, my father was French… I'm a first generation American, but because my mother is very attached to her Dominican heritage, I naturally am as well but only to a certain degree. She did not push "being Hispanic" on me by any means since I grew up eating hamburgers, pizza, and mac & cheese instead of arroz con habichuelas. Today I don't completely fit in with being "latina", but I still love my heritage on BOTH sides. When you have older parents who immigrated back in the 50s and 60s like me, they totally push being American first and foremost anyway, so I feel AMERICAN and very proud of that. Nowadays I don't see that as being the case much and it's divisive.
I say leave Jessica alone…. let her be what she wants to be. And BRAVO to Eva for wanting to explore her roots. None of this would be an issue if they weren't famous. I certainly don't get any static from anybody for what I am/am not.
Re: Kibbell – Perez is Cuban. Loser.
Perez are you an idiot? How can you praise this bitch when she said she will go to Cuba with Castro to "figure out some stuff on her own" - Obviously she still doubt that Castro is a dictator, that he killed thousands od cubans during his 50 year of terror. I think Eva Mendez KNOWS that Hollywood LOVE Castro and she needs to keep signing contracts and doing movies. Instead of fighting for her people, she is a fucking betrayed them.-
I will never pay a cent to see her movies.
LOL………….zomba suit your big fat queer ass!!! hahahaahahah…..it's zomba bitch!!…
She is perfection. I'm in love with her.
Re: Krissy – "Re: Silvia –
*Role* model, sweetheart.
If you’re going to insult someone I’d try to avoid looking like an idiot in the process." dont be stupid, i said roll cause shes about to roll with all that fat around her belly…
I think you mean cafe CON leche
MARIO, PERHAPS YOU TOO CAN GO TO CUBA AND LEARN ABOUT YOUR HERITAGE…AND MAYBE SEE CASTRO…AND MAYBE STAY THERE….JUST A THOUGHT.
Um, you mean cafe CON leche, right? Not cafe ON leche. And I'm a gringo. Oh yeah, and what about Castro being dead?
YAY! A BRUNETTE WITH BOOBS AND LEGS!
honestly, Eva Mendes is an untalented wanna be actress. For one thing,her whole look,isn't exactly what you call "hollywood",she looks to put together,shes trying to be something shes not. Her,name doesn't really fit the whole celerbity sceen. Jessica Alba,has got this girl beat by miles. Alba is not only talented,but she has natural beauty,and she keeps a pretty humble sceen,unlike our little latin princess here,she is just asking for trouble.
Re: David Alexander –
AMEN!
Sorry perezlimpy, but Jessica is way hotter and draws a better movie crowd
Why doesn't perez ever talk about wisin y yandel..they're hot!!!
WHAT IS THIS KISSING LATIN ASS DAY?
QUE PASO? CASTRO NO ESTA MUERTO? MARICA GORDO ASQUEROSO
GO SHOWER
Hey Perez! How about you get WISIN & YARDEL to take off more than their shades? HOTNESS hon' HOTNESS!
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and I suck donkey balls daily!
If the WHORE likes cuba and speaking spanish so much take your worn out pussy back there CUNT
I can't beleive noone here has yet to mention Eva's beautiful feet! I mean sure, she's gorgeous, she's a good actress & has a strong instinctive pride in her latino culture - which is important to me too, & I'm only half Spanish, but…. DAAAAMN, those feets are HOT!!
perez, there's a page that says thay u are gettin sued by Zomba/jive records, is it true?
I wish all you "latinos" who love Latin America so much would MOVE BACK TO LATIN AMERICA.
Latino this, Latino that.
If you want to be "Latino" they have a place called LATIN AMERICA where you can be "Latino's" all day long.
If youre Latin American countries were so great you would NOT BE LIVING IN THE USA.
Go USA!!! Fuck Latin shit hole America.
I'm with you Perez. I always liked Eva better.
EVA ES UNA DIOSA, YOU ARE A GODDESS GIRL !
Cafe con leche rules
Eva has a look that reminds me of Cindy Crawford and RAQUEL WELCH.
SHE'S NOT HOT. I am so tired of this turning into the "Latina" blog. Fuck, you are a racist pig Perez.