What The Eff Happened To Him????

Filed under: Bruce Willis

Damn, Father Time came with his "you getting old" stick and smacked Bruce Willis upside the head 300 times!

Then the Butt Ugly Princess came and sucked him of all the pretty.

A barely recognizable Bruce Willis made a ghastly appearance at the Heart Of Gold Ball in NYC on Wednesday night.

Forget Die Hard. Just die now!

[Photo by Bryan Bedder via Getty Images.]

Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 10:02 am / Email this »

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TIKI TIKI says – reply to this

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Mow it baby!
Bakeroo says – reply to this

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ew
THE FUCK SON says – reply to this

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HOLY FUCK BRUCE BRUCE, STRESS ?
lala says – reply to this

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zexy
amber says – reply to this

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first…..mean mean mean
Randi says – reply to this

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God, P, you sure don't skimp on the mean! (and you're wickedly funny, you awful, awful man.)
larbo says – reply to this

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first…
and he doesn't look healthy - ugh!
tim says – reply to this

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it might be because he's clean shaven but it also looks like he got some work done around his lips—it's a disgusting picture for sure.
jean marc says – reply to this

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maybe he forgot to shave his head? I think he is still hot when he is shaved clean. #1?
not that bad says – reply to this

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Geez give the guy a break he's not that bad. Just wait till you get older Perez. Your post is a cruel.
lola says – reply to this

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time for steroids
whateverz says – reply to this

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eww
Mando says – reply to this

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Ha!
big mar says – reply to this

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I'm first again
poiuytrewq says – reply to this

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He looks okay…
aida says – reply to this

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LOve bruCE!!!
PEREZ YU ARE TOO HARD ON the willis-moore clan!!!!
OMG says – reply to this

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Rough…thats all can say
rachel says – reply to this

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What a ridiculous thing to say about a man with a nice face. And not to get personal, Perez, but even with male-pattern baldness and 20 more years, he's way better looking than you are.
brad graffam says – reply to this

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thats just unacceptable…..
╰☆╮κаττїτυdε╰☆╮ says – reply to this

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I dont know that he looks ugly, but I think he looks better w/a lil bit of hair sprouting out then he does w/head shaved. Actually I find he looks a bit younger than he has in most recent pictures.
JohnnyLawEsq says – reply to this

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Hey Perez, he still looks 100 time better than you! Suck it up cowboy.
RAYM says – reply to this

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YUK, UMMMMMM, IS THAT REALLY BRUCE????
Lolli says – reply to this

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He has a nice face - nothing crazy special - just nice. But, he needs to shave the head, at least at the top, so those sprigets don't catch the light! I've never understand his mass appeal as a big STUD - he's just a cute, likeable every-guy. With really, really ugly daughters (except the littlest one -she may have a shot at not getting totally ridiculed… poor girls - I really feel bad for them … I don't even think they'll be helped by the amount of plastic surgery their plastic mother has had … not that I think they should - they should just be natural and proud; who says you have to be gorgeous anyhow?!)
Stacey says – reply to this

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OH WHATEVER! People age, what because he is a star means he can't? I think he is still sexy.
PerezIsAFatCow says – reply to this

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take your own advice you fat cunt and do humanity a favor and YOU die now!!! amazing again how a fat disgusting twat with no sense of style like you can make fun of anybody!!
Izzy says – reply to this

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Wow, it's unfortunate that just because someone gets older and has the audacity to do it naturally that he gets denigrated for it. I think Bruce looks great. We'll all be there someday, including you Perez, and I can guarantee you won't look a tenth as good as him.
Gretchen says – reply to this

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It definitely looks weird. His upper lip is all tucked up, which is unpleasant enough, but his whole face looks too shiny or something. I don't think he looks old - he's one of those guys who is just going to get better looking as he gets older, like Clooney. I think he looks like he had his eyes done or got a chemical peel or something. He doesn't look as crinkly as normal, if that makes any sense.
Cranky old man says – reply to this

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well yeah he is OLD. Do you remember Moonlighting ? 1985, 22 years ago, him and Cybill Shepherd, when she was young and hot, getting old sucks and everyone will get old unless you die young. let me tell yah it sucks when you start to notice all the young people calling you sir just because you are going bald and grey ! I am not your grandpa BITCHES !
Brad Pitt hates his fans says – reply to this

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He botoxed his forehead .. he looked better looking old rather then trying to look younger
Isabel says – reply to this

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Wow, it's unfortunate that just because someone in Hollywood has the audacity to actually get older and do so naturally that he is denigrated for it. I think Bruce looks great. We're all going to be there, including you Perez, and I guarantee you won't look a tenth as good as Bruce.
sd-b says – reply to this

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it isnt that he looks old, but i wouldnt ever have recogonised him, he just looks completely different but i am not sure why
jodi says – reply to this

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perez- you say the most horrible things. I don't like it. Bruce will always be a hottie to me!
christi says – reply to this

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OMG he looks horrible… He looks much better bald… he looks almost hott when he does the bald look
ewwwww says – reply to this

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he needs to go back to bald
funky munky says – reply to this

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WOW!! HE LOOKS JUST LIKE JOHNNY (ROTTEN) LYDON, OF THE SEX PISTOLS. YUCK.
meeee says – reply to this

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be nice goodness…hes already got the fugliest kids in the whole world….at least he looks better than them
chimpsmirk says – reply to this

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Sorry, P-Nasty, but Bruce at 50 looks better than most and has never been a lard-ass. You, kind sir, haven't cracked 30 and look run hard and put up wet.
Paula says – reply to this

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Perez is aging worse than, well, MOST of the people on our planet, and he's what? Only in his 30s? You're like the insecure child who would pee his pants in public if it would make people look at you. Anyone can vomit out mean remarks. Try being witty for a change.
YOU WILL ALL BE OLD TOO, MAYBE says – reply to this

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It's STUPID when people poke fun of people for old age, when ALLLLLLLLLLLL of us WILL BE OLD TOO………….IF WE ARE LUCKY.
Hairless Wonder says – reply to this

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Re: jean marc – :

Exactly! He looks good in the pic but definitely looks better with a shaved head.
By the looks of it, he should have enough for a comb-over in about 6-8 months.
Dionne says – reply to this

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Is he on drugs? He's definitely missing Demi
BUMMER says – reply to this

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YIKES!! BOTOX MUCH… HIS HAIR LOOKS SURPRISED TO BE THERE. …..AWWW HE'S ALRIGHT, HE JUST NEEDS TO BULK UP A BIT AND SHAVE HIS NOGGIN, MAYBE GET A FAKE TAN. MAYBE BRUCE SHOULD STOP BOINKING THE YOUNGINS, IT TAKES A LOT OUT OF HIM.
Mari Jane says – reply to this

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Perez, Let's see where your belly is in 10 more years. You must think you'll be young forever. Be realistic you cow, we all age. And you're no exception to the rule. You loose a few more fans everyday. We used to get memo's at work telling us to go check out Perez but now that you're just mean and cruel, your sites been blocked @ work. People are getting tired of all of your shit talking. Take a look in the mirror, that's not beauty that you see…It's a z-lister trying to move up a notch. Go bleach your ball Perez.
mamabear says – reply to this

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Perez, U r soooooooooo funny!!!U make me laugh a million times a day!!!!!~muah~xoxo
K Jo says – reply to this

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Bruce has always been one of my favs. The comment here actually pissed me off a little. What do you mean, what the eff happened to him? Wait until your 50-60yrs. Not everyone keeps looking 30 when they're not. GAWD P. I usually love you but that was mean mean mean.
You are like a "mean girl" hahah
still a fan says – reply to this

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I'm sure if 200 people were taking ~~anyone's~~ picture, at least one of them would get a really bad shot to post on every site. I think he still looks amazing, but then again I've always been crushin' pretty hard on Brucey.
Namath says – reply to this

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Oh, just shut up!!!!!
Casey says – reply to this

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Like you look so great Perez..go on a diet and fix your teeth then you can talk.
Casey says – reply to this

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Like you look so great Perez…go on a diet and fix your teeth then you can talk.
Perez === LMAO! says – reply to this

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PEREZ……YOUR COMMENTS CRACK ME UP!!!!! You're hilarious!
scudder47 says – reply to this

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take a look in the mirror PH!
Meg says – reply to this

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Its called hairplugs.. i think he should get some
Dancer says – reply to this

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That is cruel Perez–especially coming from you–the two of you look like you could have been separated by birth.
kara says – reply to this

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People need to stop discriminating against aging. Someday you all will be old, wrinkly, and balding.
d says – reply to this

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still sexy.
refreshing to see a guy in hollywood who hasn't been bitten by the plastic surgery bug.
hey says – reply to this

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WHY ARENT YOU RESPONDING TO ADRIANNE CURRYS LASTEST BLOG TO YOU P DAWG?
Nope says – reply to this

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Perez, if people should die because they're not pretty, doesn't that mean you'll be dropping soon? Bruce has still got it, as long as "it" isn't hair.
hey says – reply to this

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*LATEST
sarahhatesperez says – reply to this

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well, there is something called "getting naturally old" at least hes not using all the fake shit to make him look like hes 20. hes just getting….naturally sexier.
i cant wait to see how bad ur going to look perez.

theres this gay guy where i go to school in Ohio. and he is like the COMPLETE replica of you. crazy i know.
HATER says – reply to this

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This family is really having a bad hair month
BASTARD says – reply to this

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He needs to call Ted Danson's toupee guy already, Ted has the best rug I have ever seen
Karin Buckland says – reply to this

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LOL….PEREZ! I JUST ABOUT FELL TO THE FLOOR LAUGHING!!!!
jenn says – reply to this

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its okay if hes getting old rumor looks just like him he i mean she will just have to do die hard 7
TOM CRUISE IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY says – reply to this

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LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE…………
gillianfg says – reply to this

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Good Lord, why doesn't he just shave it like in Pulp Fiction? Soooo much better than the Charlie Brown look. Hey P, can we get a separated at birth, Bruce and Charlie Brown?
Savage Pageant says – reply to this

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Everyone gets older..
At least Bruce Willis is a good actor, Perez is just a guy with too much time on his hands. He has no actual talents so he just writes talks shit about other people.

And Perez is one fugly girl, and has no business commenting on other people's appearance.
missypoo says – reply to this

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he needs to go back to bald! Bald is was sexy and better than scarce scrappy fuzz head…
me says – reply to this

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he looks fine? bruce has always been a hottie. what gives you the right to make fun of peoples looks? I enjoy coming on here to read celeb gossip but most times you talk about peoples looks I am not in agreement with you. and that keira shit and your self promotion and promotion of music acts who pay you to promote them is getting tiring. this is not the site it used to be.
me says – reply to this

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Re: HATER –

This family is really having a bad hair month

LMAO thats really funny! good one
E! says – reply to this

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he looks like he might be sick…cancer???
go will says – reply to this

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that's my dude
Anon. says – reply to this

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Jeez! Lighten up Perez! If you're lucky, one day you will be older. Bruce was never a gorgeous hunk. He was always rather plain. He had a personality and a "persona" that people found attractive…and still find attractive. Bruce is like Jack Nicholson. They will never win a beauty contest, but there it is. And Bruce isn't that old. He has just been a wild ass for a lonnnng time. Beware, Perez. Being a wild ass catches up to you eventually. What do you think you're gonna look like at that age? Ewwww!
Marty says – reply to this

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He really looks like fried ass!!!

That some funny ish Perez!!! I love how you put words together!!

Fucking hilarious man!!!!!

I LOVE PEREZ!!!!

M~
Allie says – reply to this

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Looks better than perez
Mandi Maine says – reply to this

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He has baby monkey fuzz for hair now. Makes me wanna pick up the latest issue of "National Geographic".
bruce_is_still_sexy says – reply to this

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awww… poor guy! thats just cruel!

sure hes almost bald.. but we all knew this was coming didnt we? the ever growing forehead was kind of a trademark of his, even in diehard.

oh well.. hes still foxy
sara says – reply to this

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Shutup Perez. Of course he's showing his age, he's in his 40's….you're a tool
Whats wrong with you says – reply to this

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The guy supports a charity event and you tell him to just die? How much money have you donated to charity?
bubbly says – reply to this

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haha.. his hair looks like a baby chick
wavy_gravy says – reply to this

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bruce baby, i've got a pair of clippers with your name on them.
Vaginalina Jolie says – reply to this

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The sad thing is, Brucie probably had a hair stylist tease and dye those little things on the top of his head for 2 hours and it cost him 300 dollars.
Mari says – reply to this

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he looks like a baby!
RidiculousEnvy says – reply to this

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Don't you realize you just make Bruce Willis more powerful when you keep publishing stories about him? You singlehandedly gave Rumer Willis a career and social life and now you're trying to sell more great Bruce Willis movies like Die Hard and Die Hard with Annoyance? If I didn't know better, I'd think Bruce Willis was paying you to give him all this great publicity? Do you have a little gay crush on Bruce? 'Cause all the queers in the Village used to love him when he tended bar.
passerby says – reply to this

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I wouldn't necessarily say that he looks ugly, but I do agree that he looks odd in a way that I can't quite put my finger on. The camera does lie sometimes so it may just be a case of a weird angle, etc. making him look different. If not though, then that is not his regular nose.
on the road again says – reply to this

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WTF PEREZ - THIS IS HOW THE REAL BRUCE WILLIS HAS LOOKED FOR A LONG TIME. WHAT YOU'RE USED TO ARE THE HOLLYWOOD HAIRPIECES & MAKEUP FOR FILMS. MOST STARS AREN'T NEARLY AS HANDSOME OR BEAUTIFUL AS THEIR PROFESSIONAL HANDLERS WOULD LIKE US TO BELIEVE.

BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU ANYTHING SPECIAL, PEREZ. SO GET OVER IT.
anittina169 says – reply to this

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Don't like the peach fuzz on top…..ICKY. I think he's just lost a lot of weight so he looks like of sick.
Huh says – reply to this

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Bruce Willis scores 8!

Perez Hilton scores -8!

Do the math
Jamie says – reply to this

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He should get Demi to recommend a plastic surgeon!!
Laura says – reply to this

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That is not Bruce Willis! Check out his teeth - then Google him and look at pictures of him smiling - and how perfect his teeth are!
elmo says – reply to this

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look in the mirror……people who live in glass houses
Perez "More Chins Than A Chinese Phonebook" Hilton says – reply to this

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The only reason he looks older is because he hasn't shaved his head. And he's STILL hot. In fact, at 52, he's only 3,000 times hotter than you are at 29, Mario. Even after you photoshop all your extra chins out of your pictures.
Joy says – reply to this

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I used to this Bruce was a hottie. Now he looks sick. That is what happens when you catch STDs from all the ho's you screw with. He is always dating younger women such as porn stars and wanna bees. He should find himself a nice older woman and settle down. It would do him good.
father time says – reply to this

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He looks ok to me. And honestly, how hard do you think this guy has to work to land some A-list pussy? Why get tons of plastic surgery when you've got money and fame? If you're a guy, I mean.
Needing Glasses says – reply to this

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OMG Is that Michael Bolton's Brother?????
Soma says – reply to this

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He does look different but i can't put my finger on it.

Maybe an eye lift?
eva says – reply to this

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oh my god thats not even him… whats the bum fluff on his head?
scrumptious1 says – reply to this

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I thought it was Peter Stormare!

Pimp your Ride!
mynameis says – reply to this

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I would still do him!!!!!!!!! He's a HOTTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darren says – reply to this

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Is it just me or does anyone else thinks he looks like Homer Simpson?
beauty_w_brains says – reply to this

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Dear Mr. Willis,
When it starts looking like that SHAVE IT OFF! Seriously.