When Bad People Happen To Good Clothes

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That poor dress! We're sorry.

Claire Danes sucked the beauty out of this outfit at the 67th Annual Motion Picture Club Awards and Installation Luncheon in NYC on Thursday.

This chick rubs us the wrong way, like a nasty rash.

Clair should totally star in a movie with Kirsten Dunst, Mischa Barton and Avril Lavigne. That would be a huge shit hit, right?

[Photo via Getty Images.]

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 11:34 pm / Email this  »

    329 comments to “When Bad People Happen To Good Clothes”

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    1. dick says – reply to this


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      first?

    2. ME BABY! says – reply to this


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      ugh. . she looks like a bitch

    3. David says – reply to this


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      Claire Danes is amazing. You're such a hater, Perez.

    4. oopsalicious says – reply to this


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      LOL. yeah…. not so much.

    5. hello says – reply to this


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      :( saaad.. i think she's cute.

    6. yo says – reply to this


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      yo

    7. MissJackson says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    8. Haha says – reply to this


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      This is retarded. Seriously.

    9. wtf are yuu smokin????? says – reply to this


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      What's so fucking great about that June Cleaver dress with a little tye die effect?
      Hell June Cleaver looks alot better than this on Beaver reruns.

    10. Dick says – reply to this


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      Hello Lancaster,Pa.

    11. poop says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    12. Question? says – reply to this


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      First?

    13. Nuts says – reply to this


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      Finally. someone who hates her as much as i do.

    14. janey says – reply to this


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      my god

    15. hannah says – reply to this


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      first!!!!!!! and i dont like her… shes got a super long torso

    16. MissJackson says – reply to this


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      ** Infatuated w/ Jason C. Jackson **

    17. ak says – reply to this


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      ew

    18. lala says – reply to this


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      That dress is pretty unfortunate anyway.

    19. one says – reply to this


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      #1

    20. MissJackson says – reply to this


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      She's fuckin ugly.. hate her!!

      ** Infatuated w/ Jason C. Jackson **

    21. dee says – reply to this


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      doesnt this bitch have money for a stylist?

    22. Jamie says – reply to this


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      OMG!!!! That dress would have looked SO much better on Miz Natalie Portman!!

    23. Bitch you love me~~ says – reply to this


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      First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    24. Just me... says – reply to this


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      Poor girl she's ugly!!! :(

    25. WEIRD FAMILY... ARE THEY ALL BRAINWASHED? says – reply to this


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      WTF?

    26. Kendra Renee says – reply to this


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      !st bitches, I don't like her either

    27. Just me... says – reply to this


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      Poor girl she's ugly!!! :(
      First??

    28. andrea says – reply to this


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      not first

    29. Lauren says – reply to this


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      The dress is okay… but the shoulders and collar thing not so much.

    30. ellie says – reply to this


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      Ur rite, I used to love her in my so called life but she's just NASTY!

    31. yugygyug says – reply to this


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      deygyugef

    32. ygfyg says – reply to this


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      ygefugygf

    33. ivvoi says – reply to this


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      what? we love claire!!! its a bad dress and a fabulous person….

    34. Christine and Amanda says – reply to this


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      lashg;lagk;

    35. heyyy says – reply to this


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      ugyegfygfuygqre

    36. k says – reply to this


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      first…poor dress

    37. hakubaku says – reply to this


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      perez is getting sued by zomba label group for leaking britney songs, haha
      in ur face perez

    38. scarjo says – reply to this


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      ewwwww

    39. hhhh says – reply to this


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      What did Claire ever do to you?

    40. CC says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!! baaahhhhahahahaha. What Happened to Juliet?

    41. CC says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!! baaahhhhahahahaha. What Happened to Juliet?

    42. annavas says – reply to this


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      Perez how could you not like Claire Danes! She's awesome (Romeo and Juliet, Stagebeauty!).

    43. aww says – reply to this


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      perez doesnt like her cos she's not a trainwreck…aww:( i guess we see who pays him

    44. Me me me says – reply to this


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      Poor girl she's ugly :(

    45. kyle carpenter says – reply to this


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      Ha

    46. vy says – reply to this


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      first

    47. What?!! says – reply to this


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      Poor girl she's ugly :(
      First?

    48. What?!! says – reply to this


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      Poor girl she's ugly :(
      First?

    49. FROM YO MOMMAAAAA says – reply to this


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      SOME CELEBS JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK HOW THEY DRESS AND THEY DON'T HAVE TO IMPRESS THE WHOLE WORLD.. SHE LOOKS OK… SHE'S NOT ALL THAT BEAUTIFUL, BUT WHO CARES WHAT SHE WEARS ITS HER FUCKING LIFE….

    50. tara26 says – reply to this


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      first!

    51. JC says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    52. fatlip says – reply to this


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      THANK YOU!!! I know the bitch in real life and can't stand her!!!!

    53. JulieC says – reply to this


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      Perez- this is completely not fair. What's your beef with Claire? She's not your normal Hollywood lush- she left at a strong point in her career to go on to college. She is remarkably talented- take another look at her.

    54. nadia says – reply to this


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      first

    55. who cares????? says – reply to this


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      Why the fuck is she even worth mentioning?????

    56. katie says – reply to this


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      sorry but the dress is ugly to begin with and claire danes is cool cuz she was in my so called life

    57. Alexa G says – reply to this


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      Are THOSE good clothes?

    58. claudia says – reply to this


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      perez..i don't know if you'll read this, but i love you. but i have to say, claire danes was on one the best television shows ever!!! it also brought gay awareness to teens everywhere….so how can you hate claire danes???!!! she absolutley timeless. she is natural….even if she isn't perfectly beautiful, she is awesome….

    59. Lilit says – reply to this


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      hahaha. that would be a huge shit. lmaooo love u perez.

    60. jensmoke says – reply to this


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      Perez, you make me laugh my ass off. Thank you, and let me say that I couldn't agree with you more!

    61. gigi says – reply to this


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      Can't agree with you on this one Perez. I love Claire and Kirsten. Mischa's not bad and Avril I can take or leave. But still…

    62. FUGLY BOITCH says – reply to this


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      FUGLY BOITCH…HOW DID SHE GET IN HOILLYWOOD…ONE UGLY ASS WHITE GIRL AND I KNOW THERE ARE MANY MORE

    63. boring says – reply to this


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      The dress is just so drab. So is her makeup.

    64. emily says – reply to this


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      i love her.

    65. WTF says – reply to this


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      God this is not a "story".

    66. CLAUDIA says – reply to this


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      THATS UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGLY OH AND I WANT MY BLEACH BACK

    67. cinzano says – reply to this


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      Knew Claire at Princeton, very intelligent sweet girl. Lay off Perez!!

    68. jo says – reply to this


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      does anybody have some cash so i can leave roomservice a tip?

    69. DICKLESSBALLS says – reply to this


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      I COULD AGREE WITH THE OTHER BITCHES BEING SHIT, BUT SHE IS NO WHERE NEAR THEIR CATAGORY

    70. crystalynn says – reply to this


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      clair danes is awesome! and that dress is ugly.

    71. Ashley says – reply to this


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      Claire Danes and Kristen Dunst were both in Little Women.

    72. Anne says – reply to this


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      Perez. Perez. Perez. Please stop posting this mean-spirited, bitchy, and tacky type of "gossip." Why are you trying to turn your readers into haters? Is this some sort of psychological warfare the terrorists are paying you to put out there? Turn the US population into one huge cat fight? All to pay your legal bills? You are a mean, mean girl. You're a bitch! Too busy to find substantial gossip these days? You're readers aren't that stupid! You can just post this type of shit and expect your numbers to maintain! You NEED a brand manager. Nobody likes a bitch.

      PS…Claire looks classy and lovely! And I am sure that she is, in fact, classy and lovely.

    73. wendy says – reply to this


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      It amazes me she gets all these really hot guys. Who wants to f*&&k someone that looks like your friend's dowdy kid sister?

    74. mark says – reply to this


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      Claire rocks. You don't.

    75. Kristine says – reply to this


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      Okay, the dress is shit. It wouldn't matter who wore it. Paris, Claire, Britney or Rosie. The dress is shit.

    76. vega says – reply to this


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      leave micha barton alone. i love her.

    77. Dru says – reply to this


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      I luv her, also Mischa and Dunst… Avril I hate

    78. mark says – reply to this


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      just between you and me, Perez…there are medications that will help with your negativity and hating.

    79. Franklin says – reply to this


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      Why is this not filed under "Avril Lavigne"?

    80. Donna says – reply to this


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      I Love Claire Danes

    81. r.g says – reply to this


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      LOLLLLZ i LoVE the title perez

    82. leebee says – reply to this


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      i actually think she looks good in the dress!
      not only she is quite pretty, but she is a talented actress as well. :)

    83. Kara says – reply to this


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      When bad clothes happen to "good" people???? She is a royal cunt. This is simply bad clothes on an ugly bitch

    84. Unisoul says – reply to this


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      claire danes is awesome, probably jealous perez cause you couldn't look good in a dress you fat fag

    85. PEREZ IS A VIRGIN says – reply to this


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      PEREZ YOU ARE SOOOO FUGLY I KNOW YOU HAVE NEVER GOT SOME!!!! THAT IS WHY YOU ARE SO BITTER, MAYBE YOU CAN APPLY FOR AN EXTREME MAKEOVER!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

    86. AJ says – reply to this


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      Dont be mad because she's smarter than you perez.

    87. syntax says – reply to this


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      for the LOVE of god..pereZ, why do you hate on her! she is the epitome of perfection. love her! alwaysl will

    88. Anita says – reply to this


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      Claire Danes is a smart and talented woman. She's alot more beautiful than I am and the dress is cute. Not to mention I LOVED Stardust.
      I like Kirsten Dunst, she looks like a cool, down to earth person and she was adorable in Elizabethtown. I could care less about Mischa Barton and anyone who likes Avril is an idiot.

    89. rose says – reply to this


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      first of all the dress is just horible someone should slap the desiner! second clair is a great actress she stays away from stupid movie roles she only makes good movies. third shes not ugly shes unique dosent look like everyone else natural beauty!!! comon perez you should know whatz up!!!

    90. PEREZ IS A VIRGIN says – reply to this


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      PEREZ IS SOOO FUGLY, HE HAVE NEVER GOT SOME. THAT IS WHY HE IS SO BITTER. MAYBE YOU SHOULD APPLY FOR AN EXTREME MAKEOVER, HAHAHAHA.

    91. Yooz says – reply to this


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      so yeah that dress sucks, how can that be good clothes happen to bad people? its a fucking sshitty ugly dress!! its not clarie danes

    92. emma says – reply to this


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      sigh. i love perez. and i love what you have to say, especially when i agree 100%!

    93. The dress is hideous says – reply to this


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      That dress is FUCKING HEINOUS TOO - just goes to show you have NO taste in clothes (along with music, common decency or a personality) as well Perez!

    94. confused says – reply to this


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      i dont get it, perez. i totally understand why you dont like avril. and although i like kiki, i understand why you dont like her too. but claire? whats wrong with claire? shes an amazing actress! come on…leave her alone. at least shes not crazy like brit brit or even worse, ann culter.

    95. canyouhandlethetruth? says – reply to this


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      This should be titled "When Bad Clothes Happen To Good People." That dress is a fashion don't! I

    96. jacqueline says – reply to this


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      hey hey
      shes not as bad as KIKI

      she just looks boring as heLL
      KIKI looks like she doesnt shower for days shes a fuckin greasebag.

    97. j-b says – reply to this


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      look at her feet, just think……….billy crudup sucked her toes. He must have been on heavy drugs to do this homewrecker. She's a skank. She did this photo at the AMC Megaplex of her latest film because no one cares about her shitty films. Look at the carpet, it's totally Bakersfield.

    98. Kathleen says – reply to this


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      OMG… IVE HATED CLAIRE DANES SINCE FOREVER. yay perez!

    99. screw you says – reply to this


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      claire danes is a goddess. you are stupid perez.

    100. nicole bitchie says – reply to this


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      What's her deal? I'm unsure about her. Need more info.

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