When Bad People Happen To Good Clothes

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That poor dress! We're sorry.

Claire Danes sucked the beauty out of this outfit at the 67th Annual Motion Picture Club Awards and Installation Luncheon in NYC on Thursday.

This chick rubs us the wrong way, like a nasty rash.

Clair should totally star in a movie with Kirsten Dunst, Mischa Barton and Avril Lavigne. That would be a huge shit hit, right?

[Photo via Getty Images.]

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 11:34 pm / Email this  »

    329 comments to “When Bad People Happen To Good Clothes”

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    1. kj says – reply to this


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      Aww Perez, why do you hate Claire? I love her. She's way better than Mischa, Drunkst, and Avril put together.

    2. edie says – reply to this


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      no, fuck you, i love claire danes. that dress is crap though

    3. lakevubud says – reply to this


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      I don't know what's Fuglier…that dress of the 'Paltrow snear' Danes has on her puss.
      Her body looks like a man's.

    4. livininomaha says – reply to this


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      I don't like her because she had no problem stealing another woman's man when the woman was seven months pregnant. I boycott cheaters. I'll never pay a dime to see one of their movies. Yea, I'm a hater of cheaters. These Hollywood stars can have whoever they want. They need to show some morals/ethics and stop stealing other people's lovers and spouses. Hello, Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie, Tori Spelling, etc., etc.

    5. donna says – reply to this


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      I've been saying that since My so called Hell

    6. ky says – reply to this


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      that dress is ugly

    7. grace says – reply to this


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      watch any interview on any night show~ you'll see how whack she is!

    8. shellbell says – reply to this


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      I LOVE CLAIRE!!!!!!!!!!!1

    9. vicki says – reply to this


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      Claire Danes is a homewrecker! Hate her and that nasty stringy hair. Mary Louise Parker ain't too fond of her ass either…

    10. perez is stupid says – reply to this


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      claire danes is a goddess. perez is a retard.

    11. theatrecr8zy says – reply to this


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      ok … perez you are crazy … i usually agree with you on celebs but … she is so cute and an amazing actress … you def got it wrong the dress is fug and she is gorgeous … luv her!!

    12. voodootrucker says – reply to this


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      every one you hate is blonde is that a hispanic thing

    13. cameron says – reply to this


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      you're wrong. clare danes is awesome.

    14. Jessluvsu says – reply to this


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      I dont care what anyone says you are the best perez!You are the only one to point out how truly fucked up these celebs are,and to put forth the humor in it.Claire(what a ugly ass name)is bland and she has no talent when it comes to acting.Plus come on now,she is pale as paper and no one can pull that off than Dita Von Deese!luv ya muah!!!

    15. Tracey says – reply to this


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      She is the one who slept with Billy Crudup while his girlfriend (Mary Louise Parker) was 8 months pregnant with their child…hmm she sounds really great. She has never looked that cute to me and I agree about the other 3, Kirsten, Mischa and Avril, all nasty bitches.

    16. Pachinks says – reply to this


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      I know people who know her and say that she is a spoiled little brat… She recently fell on stage in NYC in Pygmalion. Funny!

    17. shadow says – reply to this


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      I quoted "even if she isn’t perfectly beautiful"
      What is perfectly beautiful?

    18. DEE says – reply to this


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      that dress is atroucious

      ur no fashion sense having ass is telling us wats hot and wats not

      yea ok

    19. ana says – reply to this


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      thanx perez! finally someone points out what a nasty biatch she is…. she's more than a rash.. she's herpes!

    20. Leigh says – reply to this


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      Claire Danes is a brilliant actress. Have you seen Igby Goes Down? How could you not like Suki??

    21. Rose says – reply to this


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      whats wrong with her?? i love claire danes? she's one of te only young actors what can actually act!

    22. Shaz says – reply to this


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      CLAIRE DANES IS FUG. I AGREE.

    23. Nope, not a fan of Claire Danes says – reply to this


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      Sometimes it looks as if she's wearing a prosthetic nose. It's the most unattractive nose. And I'm not against "big" or "quirky" noses. Barbara Streisand, Bette Midler, etc… their noses work on them. They're cute/pretty just the way they are. But Claire Danes' nose is so annoyingly BAD on her face. Just watch the movie Stage Beauty. There's a scene where she's wearing white face makeup & it just ENHANCES the ugliness of her nose. Sometimes, at certain angles it's not so bad. But other times, you'll catch that glimpse & OUCH! It hurts to look at. I don't remember noticing it on My So Called Life. She was cute to me back then. Maybe the blonde hair brings it out or something??? Oh well, she stole a pregnant woman's man, so in my book she's a stupid cunt who deserves an UGLY ass nose!!! Even though Billy Crudup is fine as shit, that's still no excuse! He's lost his appeal now too, by the way. Jerky prick! Yes, I know they're broken up now and she's already dating ANOTHER co-star. She has a manly body too.

    24. Paul says – reply to this


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      what are you talking about…she seems nomal…and she was great in SHOP GIRL! bitch

    25. tmoney says – reply to this


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      bad dress, amazing claire. i love her.

    26. NYC Neighbor says – reply to this


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      Aw, the poor over-privillaged "actress" who steals everyone's men… I think Kirsten would 'like, totally' suit her with a little Avril on the side…

    27. Jase says – reply to this


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      Wow, you just summed up all the ICK in Hollywood!

    28. me says – reply to this


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      don't like the dress

    29. Michelle says – reply to this


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      Wow! I didn't realize that Hester Prynne had her on clothing line.

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