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1. Martini says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Because she is wonderful, down-to-earth, and selfless.

2. jenna says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   FIRST!
   because shes a milf duh

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   not a fun - but she is a good mum. did she and chris break up? it was in aussie mags that they had…

4. whoo dun it says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Oh I loved her in Great Expectations.

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   Chris Martin. What a lucky girl

6. brisnaite says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   who knows

7. Amy says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   …she glows!

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   She's got Chris Martin.
   Lucky girl

9. Nancy says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   She is such a natural beauty

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    shes such a great actress

11. charlotte says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i meant fan, not fun. duh - too early for me…

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    she was amazin in Running With Scissors

13. steph says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    1st

14. whitney says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I am a big fan of Gwyneth Paltrow because she named her daughter after a fruit. nice.

15. maya says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    yikes.

16. fuckstick says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i'm not. she sucks.

17. la nena says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she's pasty

18. stephanie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    first

19. maya says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    yikes!

20. mucho says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I’m a big fan of Gwyneth Paltrow because _shes not britney__.

21. kATYgEE says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she is the spitting image of Garth Algar…WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!!

22. Topazlass says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Because she looks worse than I do when I go to market on Saturday

23. me says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She rocks!!!!!!!!

24. catlady says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she's pastier than me

25. Butt Nugget says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …because she looks like Jan Brady on coke.

26. ivette says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    im a fan of her too

27. gem says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She is a incredible actress.

28. peachy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because she's sacked Brad Pitt?

29. Ben says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because she is so brilliantly talented and not at all a beneficiary of nepotism, and she always understands my sense of complete and total sarcasm.

30. donna says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because she has roots like normal people

31. whatever says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She wears cool tights.

32. not a fan says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She never wears enough makeup. Not a fan either.

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    because she actually is famous for making important films. Granted she has a great acting background but even so good work is good work. I think the word RESPECT comes to mind.

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    I have a yeast infection.

35. mudge says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i don't like her at all… she's a great actress but she has to be the bitchiest bitch of bitchville.

36. in shock i am says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Can't beleive you never put up a story about ANS's shrink

37. BDP_is_EXCITED says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'm 21, now I can die happy!

38. pervert says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I want to see her do yoga

39. isa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    shes married to chris martin! and shakespeare in love is one of my fav

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    i can't believe you people. she's boring white bread.

41. juju bee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    her hair is almost as long as Crystal Gayle's!!

42. Not her husband says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she gives good blowjobs and I like her natural aging titties swinging in my face during intercourse

43. name says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    have you heard any other inside information RE the death of fidel castro?

44. Heidi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She was so funny in Royal Tennenbaums.

45. Jane says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she is chic and NORMAL!!!

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    i've never seen her panties

47. BDP_is_EXCITED says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: BDP_is_EXCITED –

    I guess 38 instead.

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    She has chris martin

49. GwenLove says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she got Chris.

    I want Chris.

    Give me Chris.

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    I'm a big fan of Gwyneth Paltrow because THERE'S SOMETHING SEXY ABOUT UGLY WHITE WOMEN!!! Don'tch yall just love this stage…she's too young for plastic surgery on her face, and too old to look HOT anymore. hahahaha…Go Gwyn Gwyn…you may get desperate and try to be thinner, but it ain't gonna work gurl…Your days of being beautiful are OVER!!!

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    Hello,

    It seems that you are further enlightening the ingnorance of the American Idiots. Why don't you use your presence to educate these people. Spend less time eating and distracting people from your depression with wacky haircolor and start informing them of the decisions they need to make for election 2008. What are you planning to present to your maker?: "I was an overweight guy that facilitated the demise of many others?"

52. Sam says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    have she and husband chris martin separated?? I never see them together anymore or here any mention of him actually.

53. allie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …she makes me look pretty

54. Luna says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    it's "me gusta EL yoga". "Me gusta yoga" has no sense in spanish.

55. Laila says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Uggh, I can't stand that pretentious anti-American bitch.

56. Jessie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Not a fan, comes off as quite pretentious. I also think she is very, very plain. She looks washed out All. The. Time.

57. camp kitsch says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she spends alot of time overseas

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    I really used to love her, but I'm not a fan anymore. She's one of the biggest hypocrites around. She claims not to want attention beyond her acting, but has no hesitation whoring herself around whenever she can I mean why is she on the cover of my favorite magazine House & Garden this month? How unnecessary is that? Plus what's with all these Estee Lauder ads. They make her look ridiculous shilling perfumes for a buck! My biggest complaint is that she's a great actress making HORRIBLE films and that offends me most of all. She's joined the ranks of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie who are also wonderful talents with zero skills in finding quality material or capable directors. I mean how many bad films are these people going to make?

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    because she wishes she were british about as much as you do

60. BelleNoelle says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ………because she looks like a 12 year old boy.

61. Tommy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Because she celebrates Halloween every day

62. denise says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She is as sexy as an apple

63. denise says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She is as sexy as an apple

64. angiehater says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    TAKE A HAIRCUT, YOUR A GROWN WOMAN!!

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    because she has a great publicist who makes us think she's as nice and talented as she pretends to be. You can be a fashion pig AND a hppie, folks.

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    I'm a big fan of Gwenyth because…TODAY IS OPPOSITE DAY!

67. MUA CAFE says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ANTONY!

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    because she doesn't get jobs anymore therefore i dont
    have to see her on the screen often.

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    …because she's a real actress, not a tabloid whore!

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    Wow, Gwyneth you look good……

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    she's awesome

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    BECAUSE SHE CAN LEAVE THE HOUSE LOOKING HAGGISH AND PEOPLE WILL STILL KISS HER BUTT. MUUWAHHH

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    Her movies are actually good: Emma, Sliding Doors, Shakespeare in Love, Proof, etc…

74. dan says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because she did brad pitt

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    she's HOT as HELL!

76. Machan Holland says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Not a fan of Gwynnie and never will be.

    She a skanky- anti-American douchebag.

    And she really ain't all that pretty either!

    Bitch should try putting on a little make up.

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    I dont, she is a bitch and needs to go back to England.

78. hey there says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because…she moved across the globe and I don't have to hear about her everyday.

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    Because she's going to Make Poverty History by selling Estee Lauder and diamonds…

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    Forget your stupid, loaded taglines, Perez… I HATE HER BECAUSE she's a lame poser pseudo-intellectual anorexic. How, please tell me, can she be vegan if she's constantly wearing leather? Can you illuminate me? Or isn't she vegan anymore? Because I certainly remember her being into macrobiotics…I heard, in passing, some commercial about her eating her way around Italy or something horribly prodigious like that and I wondered: "hmmm, isn't she into microbiotics?"

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    she's classy

82. Erin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She went to UC Santa Barbara! ; )

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    cuz eventhough she's caucasian, she speaks better SPANISH than most us/latin artists around……
    eva longoria
    jlo
    jessica "dont call me a latina"alba
    eva mendes
    etc etc

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    She Hates Christians and America. F that C.

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    “Can we get on with this? I’ve got to do Aids and Alzheimers and Landmines this afternoon. And I wanna get back for “Deal or No Deal”. Plus Gwyneths doing drumsticks……” Love that line.

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    …I dream of undressing her with my mouth and making love to her…for money

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    Dumb bitch needs a haircut. I don't care for her… another fake hollyweird phoney that thinks she's beautiful, but is a dog.

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    cuz she's the apple of my eye

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    She speaks perfect Spanish.

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    she thinks she's too good to live in America

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    I love her because she doesn't need to wear make up to be pretty. She is gorgeous even in her own skin!! And she seems so normal and approachable. Old time hollywood glam,down to earth kind of girl!!!

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    She doesn't listen to Paris Hilton and lets her roots show. Makes her blonde hair look more natural. She's into more natural therapies instead of keeping the Pharmaceutical Industry as rulers of the universe (I'm the same) and she married for love. Hope Chris and her are still together. He's awesome.

    I do believe her father was trying to tell her something re the apple. More along the lines of because of the "apple" Moses alone won't get you there.

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    Perez is involved in illegal activities!!!!!!
    Perez has commited a crime!!!!!

    Perez is being sued by Zomba and he doesn’t write about it….come on Perez, give us the dirt, you tell all of Hollywood’s secrets, tell us how soon your site is going to be taken offline…..
    PEREZ IS BEING SUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    PEREZ IS BEING SUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    PEREZ IS BEING SUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    PEREZ IS BEING SUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    PEREZ IS BEING SUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    PEREZ IS BEING SUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    and he WONT BLOG ABOUT HIS OWN GOSSIP?!?!?!!?

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    She looks like a Manson chick.

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    Re: james – You should shut your big mouth, dummy.

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    she is really a guy in drag

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    she has two children…….the olsen twins !

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    She exudes class and intelligence and breeding — and is a terrific actress who would never resort to the slutty, druggy low-life scene of many of her peers. Her class was exemplified a few years ago in a 20/20 interview — in which she accepted fault for her break-up with Brad Pitt (apparently she wanted to date others).
    Good move, Gwynnie! Chris Martin, literally, rocks — especially by comparison to Brad "I'm Angie's Globe-trotting Obedient Servant Puppet" Pitt.
    Little did Gwyneth or anyone know that Brad later would exhibit the terrible judgment to leave his lovely wife Jennifer Aniston and take up with the posturing, self-centered, bisexual, promiscuous, tatooed, blood-drinkinh, anorexic, alienated, horrible mother Angelina Jolie….If Brad had any sense, he'd take Shiloh and high-tail it out of there…..Because Angelina, after all, finds it difficult to love the "blob" Shiloh — because she's from "an over-privileged gene pool," as she put it with her horrifying, phony-global-sophisticate bias….

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    …she's got a spot in her forhead just like the rest of us gets sometimes

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     she has butter all over her face … and that's okay … it's what's inside that counts.