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Gwyneth Paltrow attends the Established & Sons gallery opening in London on Thursday night.
I'm a big fan of Gwyneth Paltrow because _______.
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I'm a big fan of Gwyneth
because her phony upper crust
British accent reminds me of
Madonna, who is quite talented.
.
(So is Gwyneth, but I like
to tease her anyway.)
(Now her and Madonna may start
E-mailing me and saying KNOCK
IT OFF RASH! but I will
take my chances.)
That's one chick who should were makeup.
Whitey skank
she f@#$%! Ben Affleck and Brad Pitt!!!
she´s got the hottest cousin in the world
…..oh wait, I'm NOT!!! Dumb broad!
her roots are showing
because she got her head chopped off in se7en.
I like to lick flesh colored moles on people's faces.
It is so easy to make fun of her!!! She is a bitch, she can't stop trashtalking about other celebrities, eats weird food, got the Oscar that Cate Blanchett absolutely deserved, is married to fruitcake, her fruitnamed daughter has cross side eyes, has a brown rug and actually succeded in convincing people she is a real blond, makes ten badmovies for one that is good…
Love to hate her. Thx Gwynnie!
uh, because it's Be Nice to Nasty, Xenophobic Cunts Day? Perez, surely you're joking!
…because looking at photos like this one makes Brad and Ben so happy they didn't marry Fishy.
Re: Jim –
That is normal. That happens around the world
In response to #201 - Kellisa
Dear Kellisa:
You have no idea how happy we all are that you moved to Greece. If you hate your country so much that was the best thing you do, move out. Get the fuck out…Great! I disagree with you, America is not "sinking into a depression more and more day by day"…I can reasure you that ,since you left ,we are really a very optimistic country and we are throwing a party every other day. Hey, one less scum always keep us happy!!!! You also said you "have about as much American pride in my body as Castro"- Well darling I have news for you, Castro really love America, in fact he loved America so much that he was totally hurt when he was not invited by the President of the United States to visit the White House. Then he decided to sell his alliance to our enemies the URSS. A pure love and hate relashionship. a really "scornned woman".
I really truly think you are also mistaken when you declared that if we all had money, we'll move out of this country. Are you nuts? We have the money and we love it here. We are so fucking good that thousands and thousands will come here every year to make this country their own. Only one idiot left. And that was you.
she was the first to bust down Brad Pitt.
Because her performance on SNL circa 1999 won't let me hate her. Rainforests are the devil! We've got to kill the devil!!!
she needs a new haircut. Claims she spends times with her kids but has a full time nanny. They are all the same people!it is about the business
because she is beautiful in a natural kind of way, and seems kind and balanced without being scary obsessive like madonna.
Is this wretch not married anymore? Why isn't there ever any photos of her with her husband? Married with kids and never are they together? WTF??
she looks constipated (and fake) when she smiles.
because she named her daughter apple
She is very fertile, and comes up with rediclous names….
because she shot an Apple out of her va-jay-jay
I often wonder how far some "actors" would have gotten if they didn't have daddies, uncles, or godfathers already in the biz. With a good director, most people can act. I'm a teacher and a mom. I'm acting all the time. Where the fuck is my oscar?
she so hot for an older gal.
because she shows what a sick loser chris martin is… slogans on his hand and then marrying the biggest hollywood/capitalist/snob of all
beacause she is so talented, beatiful, and down to earth
She's so normal. Not running about town trying to get attention.
beacuse her shiteous hair makes mine look good!
she's not a train wreck like britney
she is so fucking healthy
CHRIS MARTIN-(shes really lucky!)
… I know she knows Cate Blanchett deserved that Oscar and not her and it must be driving her insane.
Perez, why don't you make fun of Paltrow instead of dead people since she's a stupid, stuck up cunt who's alive? Afraid she would probably woop your big fat ass if you said anything bad about her!! Her Mother Blythe Danner rocks but she's a waste of space as far as I'm concerned.
P–
WHAT A SNATCH……EEEEEECKKK…..FROM HER FAKE BLOND HAIR TO HER OVER-POPULATING THE PLANET WITH HER GROSS EMBRYOS THAT HER NASTY SLIT SPEWED OUT–IF SHE IS TRYING TO BE SO GREEN–DON'T HAVE NASTY APPLES…WHOEVER TOLD HER SHE THAT SHE COULD ACT…I BET CHRIS HAS TO DO ALL THE WORK IN BED WHILE THAT STUPID GASH JUST SITS THERE—LIFELESS…WHAT A WASTE..OF TIME FOR CHRIS..HE NEEDS A REAL MAN TO SHOW HOW A DICK IS TO BE TAKEN….
PEREZ DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS…FOCUS MORE STORIES ON WENTWORTH OR JOSH OR BRAD OR …..
because she looks funny when she dresses by herself.
because she tries so hard to match her husband's accent and nationality it's kinda cute.
i just love her expatrite ways. She has taken like a duck to water to that old so stiff upper lip British- superior to America- way of life, she is sooooo much like that other expatrite American bitch HRH Madge. I am glad the bitch lives in England.
Might as well leave that one blank!!!
she's fuhking amaaahzing! =D
She never uses a stylist. Very hot, very smart and a charming actress.
because…she took that whiney-voiced Chris Martin off the market. Thanks, Gwynnie!
Because she's the first man to win the Best Actress Oscar…
I like her hair.
because she is married to chris martin!
actually i dont like her at all………
because she travels with the crypt keeper
Re: james – dude ur stupid people cant talk about shit there in cuz it could fuck up the court process
BECAUSE SHE LOOKS CONSTIPATED IN ALL THOSE PERFUMES ADS.
SHE IS NOT A GOOD ACTRESS. CATE BLANCHET. KATE WINSLET ARE
EXAMPLES OF GREAT ACTRESSES.
Get the hair cut off
Because she keeps her damn mouth shut.
Because she is an actress and only an actress! She could totally have a singing career but she decided not to use her star power to sell records!!! Thanks for not selling out Gwynie!!! PS Emma Freaking rocked!!!
because she keeps putting her foot in her mouth and giving Kathy Griffin great material for her comedy act.
I’m a big fan of Gwyneth Paltrow because she's got to fuck brad pitt.
she's married to a god
because she took fugface Martin off the market!
…………… because she is GORGEOUS and always looks so chic! Plus, she has Chris!!!!
i'm a fan of gwenneth paltrow?
Because if we say we like this ugly hag, you promise not to write about her again?
I hate her. She represents everything wrong with this world.
And she's not even pretty.
She just has great hair to overshadow that puss…..
not no fan of this broad and I wish she would take Maddonna
and leave the face of the earth
isnt it 'gusto'?
I'M NOT A FAN. SHE'S ONLY FAMOUS BECAUSE SHE WAS ENGAGED TO BRAD PITT AND HER PARENTS WERE IN THE BUSINESS. SHE'S A MEDIOCRE ACTRESS AND SEEMS TO BE A BIT OF A SNOB. I READ SOMEWHERE SHE WAS A SNOBBY BITCH IN HIGH SCHOOL TOO. DON'T LIKE HER AT ALL. I LOVE ANGELINA!!!!
Oh wait, uh, no I'm not..sorry I was thinking of someone talented.
she's SOOOOOOOOOOOO un-fake. SOOOOOOOOOO un-fake.