From QB to QT
Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw > Zportz > Tom Brady
Yum yum and a "God damn"! There's just something about this hotness that makes us all sorts of excited.
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady is the new face of Stetson.
Look at those guns!
Posted: October 12, 2007 at 12:06 am




that ad is freakin hot…
Holy fuck!! He's a hot dead beat dad! Will that be his poster pic on the post office walls??
OMFG I love Tom… soooooooooo hott!
first
!st?
so maybe not first. but tom is hot
First
my dog had explosive diarrhea again today.
oh yeah, anyone who types "first!!" sucks donkey balls
He's freakin HOTTTT
** infatuated w/ Jason C Jackson **
Fuck Perez. Kill yourself you fat fuck. Perez, you are a worthless piece of human shit! Leave us!
he's okay i guess…. eh who am i kidding, he looks delicious!!
I think my heart just stopped for a min…oh my goodness!!!!
first!
So how is the model's hair blowing around if the door is open????? Anyone???
He could fuck me any day!
SEXYYYYY
first?
I'd like to be the new face in his Jockeys!
SEXY!!!
Hot or not he's a loser that got his ex nocked up then ran off with that slut Bundchen.
PEREZ IS SOOO FUGLY, HE HAVE NEVER GOT SOME. THAT IS WHY HE IS SO BITTER. MAYBE YOU SHOULD APPLY FOR AN EXTREME MAKEOVER, HAHAHAHA.
Lots a foreskin
I would be his bitch any day. He is so damn fine .
I don't care what he looks like, he's a deadbeat prick.
THAT IS ONE SEXY HOTTTT ……….DEAD BEAT DAD.
Re: 0______o – you've got some serious issues…
hot
i think i just wet my pant's.in a good way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Really. It looks like her hair is blowing yet they are sitting still.
Re: jess –
whyyyyyyyyyy are you looking at the model's damn hair when there is a perfectly good sexy man to look at????
(and to answer your question, she was blown away by the hotness)
PEREZ….JOIN THE PROGRAM BIGGEST LOSER ….CAUSE YOU ARE
who wears stetson "Piss for Men?" Is he insane? I hope they are paying him an insane amount of money because that scent smells like Leona Helmsley's tampons after she had reused them for years.
mmmm Tom Brady… SO hot!
Who and why is he? I mean, I do get why a homo like Perez would put his pic anywhere…but why is anyone else interested in this loser! Go away to your ugly Brazilian girlfriend, and marry your pretty Baby Momma…Loser
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Stetson is blah, Tom Brady is ORGASMIC! Sex on wheels!!
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn Gina!
HOTTIE!!!!!!!!!!
After what he did to his girlfriend makes him an ugly person.
A dirty litter box smells better than that straight man's "Obsession For Men."
yeah new england people are hot but not americans all they have is wino linsay lohan, hookers paris hilton, pamela anderson and fat ass britney spears
He doesnt do anything for me knowing he is a worthless dead beat dad. Amazing how you can be a piece of shit and get praised and put on mag covers or hey! perez I wouldnt give him the time or day because if he knocked me up he would throw me to the curb just like the last one Ugg get over him and find some better candy
Re: Sexy Beach –
sounds like you know who he is, loser.
wow…
Smooooooooooooooooook'in.
It almost made me forget that he's a dad and dropped one woman to hook up with another!
Re: all anglos are fat thanks to fast food !!ugly lards –
Isn't wino from GB?
AS YOU KNOW PEREZ (MARIO LAVANDERIA)…ALL YOUR MONEY COULDN'T BUY YOU A GUY LIKE THAT…EVER.
He's hot but he's still an asshole and a deadbeat dad!
can you say DILF?
what a hottie, gisele is so lucky to have him, and no, it's not the other way around!
lol — tom brady…the new face of stetson…yeah — but brady has nothing on peyton! lol
go colts
Perez, u r only saying he's hot b/c you don't have a uterus.
What sort of idiot woman takes up with a man who has knocked up a woman he didn't even bother to marry and then abandons her when she's pregnant? Who thinks this is hot??
(I'll give you a hint: Britney Spears did this, and it hasn't been working out so well for her.)
Shut up you FAG!!!!!
this is why i love your site - it's mostly blahblah (shit we already know and have said in our heads a thousand times) - but every once in awhile you zing me back to reality with funny shit like this - i mean GOD DAMN - you are sooooo right. could a man be any hotter than Tom Brady (in this particular ad)?? I think not! I'm not into the whole muscle thing, but i'll take it (and lick it) with this package. Thanks for the gratuitous sumpin sumpin
I'm not going to idolize this ass-face! He abandoned the women he impregnated and then got together with another woman. A man should be a person you respect. This smega-lipped, jerk-off is about as sexy as a toe nail.
Stetson!? This si so cheesy. They sell that shit at drugstores and Wal-Mart!
whoa.. he is super hot.. yum is right
this guy is gross.. he left his pregnant girlfriend for some annorexic fake TETAS Hoe from Brazil!!! yahhh! !!!! bad publicity is good publicity! what a Twisted world we live in!!!! YUCK!.. and he's NOT all that!!! trusssst!
STETSON!!!? THIS HAS GOT TO MAKE GISELE VERY EMBARRASSED.
looks hot a little like nick
he is the bomb. i love him. wear his jersey every sunday to cheer him on. loved him before he won his first superbowl. bitches.xo
dam that h0e next to him is fugly! looks like an old hag get her off of there!
re: #31 - Captain Obvious
I know I know!!!! I just cant help it- it's RIDICULOUS!!! Are they not sitting still??? Yes, he's pretty. But this is DUMB!
Maybe I'm just jaded– I mean seriously, dating Gisele when your ex is fat and having a baby?? (as beautiful fat as she was) It just seems unfair.
And honestly, THEY ARE SITTING STILL. haha
Well we all know that nobody wears Stetson.
So. Perez is gettin' sued for releasing Brits song!! DEFAMER SAYS……..
So. Perez is gettin' sued for releasing Brits song!! DEFAMER SAYS……..
So. Perez is gettin' sued for releasing Brits song!! DEFAMER SAYS……..
okay and seriously, HE's even looking at her like she's an idiot.
what is her facial expression??????
I really do not find this (loser)man very attractive!! NEXT
He just looks way too much like Lorenzo Lamas right here.
WA WA WE WA!!!!!
SPEECHLESS!!! MADE MY DAY
GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY CHEATER GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY CHEATER!
maybe it's supposed to be a MILF ad? Stetson still stucks and what happened to their cowboy theme? Why is Tom Brady out with a drag queen with heavy lip liner?
he's always been smokin hott - too bad he's such a shitty father - we need some posts about brady quinn, now he's one of the hottest men alive hands down
LOOK AT THE ROAD WHEN YOU DRIVE - that woman should really cover her boobs - she'll cause traffic accidents
Tom Brady is a scumbag
Lorenzo Lamas
I would do anything he asked…ANYTHING
Tom Brady is overrated. Hes a QB not a freakin model, focus dude!
Its all about Tony Romo…now that is a hot QB…plus, hes got a hotter girlfriend.
Well that's a step in the right direction "Small Pe"!
Glad to see you liking the woman's "boobies" now!!!
GO STRAIGHT!! YOU'LL LOOK, "HUMAN"!!!!!!!!
Why does he have such a large egghead/conehead thing going on? It's weird…makes him look like Frankenstein or something!
Well that's a step in the right direction "Small Pe"!
Glad to see you liking the woman's "boobies" now!!!
GO STRAIGHT!! YOU'LL LOOK "HUMAN"!!!!!!!!
i'm surprised you aren't claiming he's gay like all the other guys you wish would give you the time of day…..too bad you are a disgusting fat piece of rusty twat!!! i hope you choke on a sandwich you nasty fuck!!!
yummmmyyy!!!!
ummm… YUM! Wow…. he is one hot Daddy! It's too bad he is not there for his child though, it makes him a little bit less attractive. I'd still do him. Oh yea, I'm married with a baby. I guess it's ok to dream.
This is so fucking cheesy, I can't even believe it. Why would he become the face of Stetson? You would think he would have enough sense to sign with a high-end cologne, not some nasty piss that they sell at discount stores. This is going to make him the butt of jokes among teammates.
lORENZO lAMASRe: PEREZ IS A FAT DISGUSTING WETBACK –
HE'D TAKE RUSTY TWAT OVER NO TWAT.
…Look at the fake tits to his right that can barely stop from throwing up. Just a thought……!!!!
DAMN YOU TOM BRADY!!! WHY ARE YOU INCREDIBLE HOT AND GOOD AT FOOTBALL!!!????
Fuck this asshole! How in the hell do you leave a pregnant woman to bang some wonky model? I'm suppose to think he's hot pushing some old ass cologne? Get a real man on that poster, he's a fucking loser deadbeat and the patriots blow hard like the yankees. Can't buy a championship!
Yeah, nice guns (if modest)! Tom is ok, too.
so fucking hot! to all you jackasses who say "oh, he's a jerk, he left his pregnant girlfriend, blah blah blah, he's not hot": that shit has nothing to do with his outside appearance…no matter how big of an asshole he might be, he's extremely attractive. and i remember when he was with bridget, they were on the rocks for awhile, before she was even pregnant. i don't think its cool to abandon a pregnant girl, but if they were not getting along for some time before it, then i really don't think its that bad!
omg, i just cummed in my eye!
LETS GO PATS LETS GET THAT 4TH SUPER-BOWL RING
ewwww. I do NOT find him attractive at all. It's like a bad hollister ad. Who even keeps up with stetson anymore??? 3rd rate rodeo stars.
This is way BORING.
God seriously FUCK TOM BRADY AND THE PATRIOTS!!! He is a mediocre quarterback who has a good team, PEYTON MANNING IS THE BEST! Plus Peyton actually does good like opening a children's wing at a hospital in indy instead of being plastered all over the tabloids like this loser is. FUCK TOM BRADY. COLTS ARE GOING TO WIN THE SUPERBOWL AGAIN!
boyfriend's got a huge ass forehead though.
damn hes hot
He is hot hot hot! Wow.
ewww… he's fucking ugly.
PEREZ HOW DO YOU ENJOY A LAWSUIT FROM ZOMBA RECORDS FOR YOUR THEFT OF BRITNEYS SONGS? SWEET REVENGE FOR BRITNEY. KNEW IT WOULD COME BACK TO BITE YOU ON YOUR FAT SPOTTY ASS!
YOU ARE A THEIF, A LIAR AND SOMEONE OF NO INTEGRITY OR SENSE OF GOODNESS….