I'm Going To Jail Soon….Let's Party!
We just don't know what's going through that head of hers. And we love it!
Friday night, Perez personally spotted none other than Michelle Rodriguez pAArtying hard at Teddy's at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel.
Yes, the same Michelle Rodriguez who only three days ago was sentenced to six months in jail.
She was with her posse of lesbians and she was having a "very good time."
Rodriguez kept going to the bathroom (to powder her nose) throughout the night. She was also dancing like an idiot, sniffing her armpits, making out with a hot dyke and taking pics with all her gal pals.
At one point, her "very good friend" (pictured above) came to talk to P-Nasty.
We were really concerned that the angry lezbot was going to give Perez a real black eye, but thankfully that didn't happen.
Michelle's gal pal kept telling us, "If you spend just five minutes with her, you will love her."
Well, we're sure that the prison inmates will love her. A lot!
Michelle's pal kept trying to defend her, her presence and even went so far as to say that the court was wrong this week and Michelle did do her community service but that she just couldn't prove it.
Yeah right!
Michelle's pal said that she's "so nice" and is super friendly to the paparazzi. And lots of other stuff. Thankfully we avoided a nasty confrontation with Rodriguez herself.
What a mess!
If we just got sentenced to six months in jail, we'd be in hiding. We'd be some place locked inside crying non-stop. And if we were in the mood to party, we'd bring the party to us.
Perception is reality and right now we're perceiving Michelle to be doing EVERYTHING wrong.
Good luck in jail. Don't enjoy it too much!
[Image via Buzz Foto.]
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Kharma's a bitch sometimes…he was arrested in an Airport men's room…..The teenage boy he'd been following turned out to be an undercover vice cop. Justice at last!!!!!!!!!
Perez you are usually down with the latinas except for Jessica Alba. Why are you dissing Michelle? Is it because she might be bi? You kiss Gloria Estefan and Eva Mendes' asses and they are both bi. Eva even looks like a dude.
LOVE YOU!!!
Judgy or not-you are Perezilicious!
Famous people-get thick skinned or get out of the biz! Go spend some of your dough while you're at it-wah, wah, wah, Love you!
Shitney sucks!
Re: jacqueline – I THINK JUST ABOUT ANYONE THAT USED TO GO TO PAGE666 WOULD AGREE WITH ME THAT THIS WEBSITE HAS NOW BECOME A MESS. THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY LOSERS ON HERE NOW, AND THEY ARE BEYOND WHINEY AND WIMPY BEYOND BELIEF…I HEAR YOU GIRL!
HOW COME PEREZ THINKS EVERYONE SHOULD ACCEPT GAY MEN, YET HE ALWAYS HAS SOMETHING NASTY TO SAY ABOUT LESBIANS?
Re: Justine –
second person is "you" first person is "I" third person is him/her.
dumb ass.
Anyhow why do Preze hate Michelle? I just don't get it? its sad really.
Her gf looks like aileen warnos…
Wish she had stomped the shit out of Perez, then there would be a fair reason to put her in jail instead of the California bullshit she is going in for. Come to think of it, kicking the shit out of a scumbag like Perez is probably not a crime, it is more likely that would be considered community service.
Re: Jennifer – I have herpes. There is a large abundance of scabs on my vagina that are fusing my labia shut!
Re: kIESHA – I am a hypocrite. I am terribly overweight. Because of my obesity, I have developed a fungus in my fat rolls. It smells like cheese.
Sorry to call the bloggers losers. I am just compensating my insecurities.
Why do gay guys make fun of Lesbians?
you know i love you perez and i love reading your shit 4 times a day but……….. you come off so conservative and judgemental sometimes. i get the funny shit and all, but sometimes i feel like you're looking at the world through a lens that seems odd for a gay latino. as one of the fellow targets for the rest of the the straight white world, i tend to want to give people a much wider set of standards/expectations than you seem to be able to do. i'm just saying……………………..
DID A JUDGE FREEZE THIS SITE?
i wouldnt mind if going to jail if we shared a cell together
Perez has been in a sex-change seminar. He's having his beef curtains re-tassled.
Re: whoo dun it –
Sorry bor,
I am moving and starting a couple of online stores on the side as a hobby lol. Post here where you'll be going. I dont know of any good web chatboards anymore, this is kind of fun b/c you can be rude and not banned for it, but yeah it's slowed down a bit and I have been very busy this last week. Opening one store in about a week, just waiting on bottles boxes and labels.
Should make a couple of million lol
Themm they should make a show about lesbian HOLLA is not like we don't love it cuz the truth is we do lolz …. !
"perception is reality"? no its not. thats completely ignorant.
Perez, you are really pathetic. You don't take care of yourself, you are flamboyant (with nothing to be flamboyant about), you aren't even clever with your writing and site, and you are a perpetual teenager. Grow up, grow some balls, take a shower ( you look filthy in every picture I've ever seen you in) and find something to do with your life that has some meaning. I honestly don't know how you have become popular in any way. You have no reedeming qualities and you're hard to look at. I saw you yelling at someone on a clip from that dumb rap tv show you are in and I was embarassed for you. Clean yourself up and find something to help you grow as a person.
Perez, you are really pathetic! You don't take care of yourself, you are flamboyant (with nothing to be flamboyant about), you aren't even clever with your writing and site, and you are a perpetual teenager. Grow up, grow some balls, take a shower ( you look filthy in every picture I've ever seen you in) and find something to do with your life that has some meaning. I honestly don't know how you have become popular in any way. You have no reedeming qualities and you're hard to look at. I saw you yelling at someone on a clip from that dumb rap tv show you are in and I was embarassed for you. Clean yourself up and find something to help you grow as a person.
Perez,
I've been reading your blog for a long time and think that it's hilarious and entertaining. Even when you bash on people, I may or may not agree but I still find your take on it interesting. But when you said "Perception is Reality." that is just wrong! I can't believe that someone as witty and likeable as you could really think that! If perception is reality, and we all perceive things differently, then what is really real??? Just because you perceive something a certain way doesn't make it true!
Cut Michelle Rodriguez some slack! She's going to jail for SIX MONTHS. and frankly, if I was her, I would also like to party, have fun, and spend as much time w/ people I care about as I can before having to go get LOCKED UP. Homegirl just wants to have some good times to remember when she is sitting in her cell alone.
Hahahaha Perez you're so lame.
Lezbot + Good luck in jail-dont enjoy it too much ! LOL
YOUR LINES ARE SO FUNNY !
I saw her in an airport once. She was SUPER friendly! If she chooses to spend the time she has left before being jailed for 6 months partying. So the hell what. It's her choice. If she stays home and cries what is that going to do? Make them revoke the sentence. She should go out and enjoy herself.
You're a moron.
You are wrong. She took a drug test and came up negative for everything. I wish she would sue you. How many times are you going to be sued for libel? You get things wrong so often.
no one should care if you like them or not Perez. You suk. (love the site, but u suk)
So it looks like her drug test results exposed you for being the fat, lying fuck you really are - funny thing is even in the world of gossip you're considered a piece of shit.
Where the fuck do you get off calling anybody a dyke you flaming fag????!!! WTF??? So much for discriminating against your own huh???
That woman looks like Charlize Theron as Aileen Wuornos. Fucking scary.
you are an idiot perez. Who is this we you speak of? Has you personality split into 2?