It's Kabbalah Time!
Filed under: Madonna > Ashton Kutcher > Demi Moore
Madonna - with her son David - and Demi & Ashton attend services at the Kabbalah center in New York on Saturday.
The men have to wear white and behave like infants???
We love the way Demi is leading Ashton by the hand, like he's a little baby.
Kutcher is totally the bottom in that relationship!
[Images by Doug Meszler via WENN.]
Posted: October 14, 2007 at 12:09 pm
bite me
first?
lick my butt
eat my pussy
hi
31
WHY NO WORK YESTERDAY ASSHOLE?
YOU GETTING THE BATTERIES CHANGED IN THE VIBRATOR WEDGED
UP YOUR ASS? HOW CAN YOU RUN A BUSINESS LIKE THAT?
BOY I'M GONNA MISS YOU WHEN THEY SHUT YOU DOWN!
BACK TO TROLLING FOR GAY SEX ON THE WEB
WITH THE PROMISE OF METH FOR YOU!
THE AIDS ARE REALLY GONNA TAKE A TOLL ON YOU!
MADONNA HAS THE BEST BODY
I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS
ha ha! He is so the bottom! He is a baby! Shouldnt he be try'n to protect her! She is old…I am sick of them. Do they have weding pictures? I forgot.
first
At least Angelina carries her own kids. Madonna is looking like the used up whore she is. She looks haggard.
haha
OMG the guys look like tampons in all white with the white beanies on their heads…they just need a string comming out the top!!!
ur back
Ah, who cares? Is there anything more boring than celebrities and Kaballah? How come you don't show other celebrities going to THEIR places of worship?
Perez, I think you chood write more about me in jor blog.
madonna….. who cares about her? not me NEXT!
5th?
x
Why is Madonna NEVER touching that child? Seriously, in every picture I see of him. Someone else is holding him.
Fuck You, Perez!!!!
Madonna is so toxic.
1. She has this adopted kid who based on his life history must have attachment issues, yet she allows whatever random assistant du jour is with her to carry the kid. WHy not have the assistant carry your stuff and you carry the kid, bitch?
2. She acts like she's on top of the latest trends yet obviously has no clue that drinking bottled water has become totally un-PC as the adverse impact on the environment of that stuff has been realized. Why not get a nice Nalgene bottle and fill it up with water from your gold-plated bathrrom sink, Madge?
Oh.
Yawn
Re: Real –
I disagree - she looks too thin and muscular - not feminine - and I am an endocrinologist and every time I see her I wonder if she is abusing anabolic steroids.
Did you FINALLY decide to get off your lard a@@ and do some work??? WOW!!!!
Now if you would only post something INTERESTING ! STEP IT UP !!!!! Or you are going to be "out of the limelight" before you know what happened !
I WILL BE YOU DEMI AND ASHLEY's marriage is a sham. He is not straight no way in hell. What they are getting out of this sham? She looks like a hot old bitch who snags a young hot guy and it makes her still look like someone is attracted to her under 30 years old. He gets to look straight because he is too chicken to out himself because it might hurt his "career".
WTF is with the celebs holding their keys and phones and letting the manny carry the baby? Gives you a bit of insight as to which they put more value on.
Madonna's too thin. Madonna's too fat. Madonna's old. Madonna's hip. Madonna's a nut case with the Kabbalah stuff. Madonna's spirituality is great. Madonna's the best. Madonna's the worst. Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!! It's like being in the school yard at recess talking about your teachers. "I think Mr. Collins is awesome!" "Really? I can't stand him." "Have you seen his hands?" "I think he has nice hands." America is dying folks.
Yeah, Ashton looks like he totally doesn't want to go, and Madge and Demi looked like dried up old prunes.
I was wondering a few of the same things everyone else has about Madonna. Why does she never touch David and if she is taking steriods. Another thing that really bugs me is why everyplace she goes, even church, she is dressed in workout sweats? All the time. She could afford the best, but constantly wears the ugly polyester-looking gym suits.
it really pisses me off when stupid retards like madonna adopt kids and dont even CARRY them!!! its pisses me off when the child isnt adopted and they still dont carry their children and instead have the bodyguard carry them like its their luggage
Re: I Love Androgel –
if your secure with your fem side then fine your choice
but i like her body as a female. its strong
not everyone wants to have ange/ jennifer body
YEAH MADONNA, IT ONLY TOOK YOU ABOUT HALF OF YOUR LIFE TO FINALLY FIND SOME SPIRITUALITY AND START HELPING OTHERS…NOW YOU THINK YOU’RE A SAINT? DON’T FORGET WHAT YOU WERE FOR MOST OF YOU’RE LIFE: A ROTTEN,UNGRATEFUL DIVA. NOW YOU’RE TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR THE 20 YEARS YOU WERE A BITCH TO EVERYONE, AND DIDN’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE WORLD? WELL, COMING FROM A 16 YR OLD GIRL(yeah this is gonna hurt), LET ME JUST SAY GOOD FOR YOU FOR FINALLY GROWING UP AND FOCUSING ON THINGS THAT MATTER *GOLF CLAP*
YEAH MADONNA, IT ONLY TOOK YOU ABOUT HALF OF YOUR LIFE TO FINALLY FIND SOME SPIRITUALITY AND START HELPING OTHERS…NOW YOU THINK YOU’RE A SAINT? DON’T FORGET WHAT YOU WERE FOR MOST OF YOU’RE LIFE: A ROTTEN,UNGRATEFUL DIVA. NOW YOU’RE TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR THE 20 YEARS YOU WERE A BITCH TO EVERYONE, AND DIDN’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE WORLD? WELL, COMING FROM A 16 YR OLD GIRL(yeah this is gonna hurt), LET ME JUST SAY GOOD FOR YOU FOR FINALLY GROWING UP AND FOCUSING ON THINGS THAT MATTER *GOLF CLAP*
YEAH MADONNA, IT ONLY TOOK YOU ABOUT HALF OF YOUR LIFE TO FINALLY FIND SOME SPIRITUALITY AND START HELPING OTHERS…NOW YOU THINK YOU’RE A SAINT? DON’T FORGET WHAT YOU WERE FOR MOST OF YOU’RE LIFE: A ROTTEN,UNGRATEFUL DIVA. NOW YOU’RE TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR THE 20 YEARS YOU WERE A BITCH TO EVERYONE, AND DIDN’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE WORLD? WELL, COMING FROM A 16 YR OLD GIRL(yeah this is gonna hurt), LET ME JUST SAY GOOD FOR YOU FOR FINALLY GROWING UP AND FOCUSING ON THINGS THAT MATTER *GOLF CLAP*
YEAH MADONNA, IT ONLY TOOK YOU ABOUT HALF OF YOUR LIFE TO FINALLY FIND SOME SPIRITUALITY AND START HELPING OTHERS…NOW YOU THINK YOU’RE A SAINT? DON’T FORGET WHAT YOU WERE FOR MOST OF YOU’RE LIFE: A ROTTEN,UNGRATEFUL DIVA. NOW YOU’RE TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR THE 20 YEARS YOU WERE A BITCH TO EVERYONE, AND DIDN’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE WORLD? WELL, COMING FROM A 16 YR OLD GIRL(yeah this is gonna hurt), LET ME JUST SAY GOOD FOR YOU FOR FINALLY GROWING UP AND FOCUSING ON THINGS THAT MATTER *GOLF CLAP*
ashton looks so humiliated!!!!!! i feel bad for him
Bet when he's been naughty, she makes him eat Rummer out, while she fingers herself
Ashton looks thrilled
Jesus (so to speak), this was on D-Listed yesterday. You're partying too much, P. PS: Madonna still ROCKS.
There is nothing wrong with being on the bottom. You would think having Demi on the top, that gravity would drag her old, saggy skin down and sufficate poor Ashton.
When are hollywood mothers going to stop being lazy and start being more like loving mothers and hold their own children instead of their precious purses and/or cell phones….get a clue hollywood moms
Madonna probably regrets adopting little david… she probably feeds the kid dirt and bugs
that doesn't look like ashton!
how some people can call her a fashion icon?
i never saw one good candid outfit
LOVE MADONNA
HATE KABBALAH
I'm sick of people joining cults showing how weak they really are.
anyone know the brand name of the whit cap Madonna is wearing? Thanks
Notice how Demi is always holding Ashton's hand and pulling him around like he's a little child??
Hillarious!!!!
I like Madge's music HOWEVER…that's it…woman can't carry her own baby??? I'll never understand that…as for Demikutch…they are a complete and unmitigated joke.
whos the mexican guy following madonna around lately?
Poor kid - being subjected to that phoney baloney cult. Shame on Madonna, she is robbing David of his true cultural heritage. Does he even understand what that Kaballah sh@t is?
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM
THAT COUGAR HAS HER CLAWS IN DEEP AND I DON'T THINK SHE'S LETTIN GO ANYTIME SOON!
I HEARD SHE SPENT HALF A MIL ON PLASTIC SURGERY? THIS TRUE?
SHE MUST BE SOOO HUNG UP ABOUT YOUNGER GIRLS HAVING TO DATE A YOUNG GUY LIKE THAT…
anyone else notice taht madonna's baby and demi's baby are wearing the same outfit?
Who's that Mexican holding David? Don't tell me she has Mexicans working for her.
Re: Hyde – D-listed has been much funnier than this site lately.
Disturbing cult followers. Look at those silly white outfits that men must have to wear. What is wrong with people - I wonder how much money the cult wants from them…
Danny Masterson is hot.
who cares?! ashton is wearing a fucking bears hat!
GO BEARS!
Re: haha –
I think that was Perez's point, moron.
LOL at Ashtom Kutcher. She really has him whipped!!
what does jesus have to do with kabbalah…
That man has been around the family since Rocco was a little kid, I think he the kids body guard. Their are pictures of Madonna holding Rocco, Perez just doesnt post them. Shes in New York doing business & she brought her son David with her because hes a todler. Lourdes & Rocco are probably at school & with Guy Ritchie in London. She is educating him spiritually anyway dont you notice that. Seriously Im not a Kabbalist but just go to the web site or read about it & youll see its not so bad. It just talks about taking responsibility of your life & your perceptions, & your ego, & your emotions. But so far Ive only read postitive stuff in studying it & I havent spent any money either. You can spend money just like in EVERY RELIGION. Basically Kaballah says youve been given a gift of life from "GOD" & to cherish every moment of it, & that by treating others like that its all "GOD" really requires from you.
Madonna has her shit together. She comes to town for a week or so. She uses all her time productively. Working out, visiting with friends, visiting with her daughters father, taking meetings, finishing work. & Going to Church. I Love Madonna.
Kabbalah is still better than the Church of Sceintology. That shit seriously scares me.
Some people here are really stupid… bashing Madonna for ANYTHING. Her accent, Kabbalah, her music, the adoption, her age, everything! Just shut the fuck up. Madonna RULES!
when are you going to report that madonnas marriage is over?
Ummm… doesn't Madonna have other children? Are they kept locked in the basement or did she serve them as appetizers or what?
At least Angelina carries her own kids. Madonna is looking like the used up whore she is. She looks haggard.
————————————————————————————–
if you go to www.wenn.com there are photos of Madonna carriyng David, I don't know why Perez has choosen this picture. Maybe because people can say: oh look! Angelina carries her kids and madonna not.
oh Madonna. how she bores me. And what has Demi Moore done lately? When are we going to focus on our dying planet, our world at large? Why are these mere humans so fascinating. And yes, Madonna is a strong woman, it would be nice if she carried her own kid. One other thing — I have seen you lift other people's actual postings from other sites. Word for word - come one. How hard can it be to barf this garbage out. Can't you get your own scoop? Or are you too busy clubbing with the rest of lost Hollywood? I AGREE - AMERICA IS DYING…
ASHTON IS REALISING NOW WHAT A MISTAKE HAVING GRANMA AS A WIFE.
Wish he'd bottom for me.
I'd love to stick my dick up his tight yummy ass….preceded by my tongue.
ha ha ha LOL, Poor ashton, such humiliation he looks so ridiculoushahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! ASHTON IS THE BIGGEST IDIOT
ASHTON SHOULD BUY A MIRROR ASAP, HE LOOKS HILARIOUS.
madonna is the evil witch. she kissed Britney and brittard went downhill after that.
Thank god Christina wasn't really into the kiss.
I didn't know Demi had a Son.
Demi: "don't forget to change Ashton's diaper honey"
Hey Demi, "don't forget to change Ashton's diaper"
Give me some Madge or Ashton anytime!
WTF?….LMAO, Ashton looks like a toddler.
kabbala is for idiots
i wonder what explanation do they give to men,, YEAH YOU MUST WEAR WHITE CAUSE YOU ARE LESS THAN WOMEN
Famous people can be soooooo ridiculous.
SERIOUSLY WHY TAKE IT UP THE ASS! FUCKING IDIOTS AND THEIR KABALAAH SHIT..
Re: Jessica – OMG, LMAO!!!!
WTF DID I GET MYSELF INTO IS WHAT ASHTON IS THINKING.. RUN RUN FROM THESE BITCHES…
Demi is a scorpio. Not all, but the vast majority tend to be tops. Tend to have a sadistic streak, tend to be controling, and tend to be doms
I REALLY feel embarresed for Demi–ALL her insecurites are raw with this young little boy. she comes across so needy with ashton. WHAT in world could they have in common??? boredom is going to set in soon by either one of them—more than likely on ashton. she is too desperate.
Either 1) you are associating a Jewish-based faith group with Jesus, definitely not the most important prophet for these folks; or 2) you are insinuating that Jews drink the blood of Christians. Which type of ignorant are you?
Re:#87- Excellent point!!!! As for what kind of ignorant.. my guess is the all encompassing, multi-layered variety.
Madonna, I think he's had all of his shots. You can hold him, you know. He's probably cleaner than your vagina, so go ahead.
If she relly is *that* into Kabbalah she'd know that caring for those around you is way more important than your damn phone. I hate this phony, Jew-wanna-be. She makes a mockery of portion of a faith, without even studying that faith. She's about as Jewish as Mann Coulter! Take the time to learn the religion, you lazy, self-serving half-wit.
that doesn't even look like kutcher…
Why can't Vadge hold her own child? And it looks like women have to wear black. Then they do some sort of ritual and out pops grey? Fun stuff, Maynard.
Why hasn't he dumped this chick yet? It looks like he would like to by the look on his face. Why put himself through it?
fucking celebrities, tienen tanto dinero, que no saben que más hacer y se ponen a comprar ninos dde otros paises, pa joder!!
Madonna, shes 50 and thinks shes 15. Sad.
Ashton looks ridiculous.
haha AP ran all over the bears!
Madonna = weird ass woman, weird ass religion. Get that kid outta that white cult ass outfit… FREAK LADY!
WHY DO ALL THESE CELEBRITIES HAVE TO HAVE A DIFFERENT RELIGION???? MADONNA WAS BORN CATHOLIC. . . WHAT THE HELL, SHE OBVIOUSLY HAD TO FIND A NEW RELIGION THAT WOULD EXCEPT HER LOOSE MORALS AND POOR BEHAVIOR… GREAT BODY, BUT, BUTT UGLY…. FOR ALL HER MONEY.
Madonna looks like she's got a thousand pockets on that fucking outfit, yet she can't bear to put her phone away (which she shouldn't bring to SERVICES anyway) and carry the kid she wanted so DESPERATELY to adopt? Fucking Madonna, if I hear anyone say anything about Angelina Jolie again I'll fucking lose my mind. At least she carries her kids. Two at once, most times.
——————————————————————————
These fucking people don't even understand what Kabbalah is. You're only supposed to be able to practice it if you've slogged through all the rest of the lower tiers (Talmud scholars, who have to study "religiously" to get there). These people think they can just buy a fucking ticket to heaven, and get publicity for it at the same time, without having to be devoted.
Demi Wears a Big Black Strap-on and Gives It To Ashton Good!
So what if Madonna studies Kabbalah- its her choice. If it helps her then good for her! Why do people have to be so critical about it, I say leave her alone!