It's Kabbalah Time!

Filed under: Madonna > Ashton Kutcher > Demi Moore

Madonna - with her son David - and Demi & Ashton attend services at the Kabbalah center in New York on Saturday.

The men have to wear white and behave like infants???

We love the way Demi is leading Ashton by the hand, like he's a little baby.

Kutcher is totally the bottom in that relationship!

[Images by Doug Meszler via WENN.]

Posted: Oct 14, 2007 at 12:09 pm / Email this »

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jess says – reply to this

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bite me
solarsister says – reply to this

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first?
meggers says – reply to this

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lick my butt
meggers says – reply to this

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eat my pussy
meggers says – reply to this

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hi
one says – reply to this

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31
yay perez says – reply to this

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WHY NO WORK YESTERDAY ASSHOLE?
YOU GETTING THE BATTERIES CHANGED IN THE VIBRATOR WEDGED
UP YOUR ASS? HOW CAN YOU RUN A BUSINESS LIKE THAT?
BOY I'M GONNA MISS YOU WHEN THEY SHUT YOU DOWN!
BACK TO TROLLING FOR GAY SEX ON THE WEB
WITH THE PROMISE OF METH FOR YOU!
THE AIDS ARE REALLY GONNA TAKE A TOLL ON YOU!
Real says – reply to this

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MADONNA HAS THE BEST BODY
I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS
jodie says – reply to this

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ha ha! He is so the bottom! He is a baby! Shouldnt he be try'n to protect her! She is old…I am sick of them. Do they have weding pictures? I forgot.
danielle says – reply to this

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first
beer says – reply to this

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At least Angelina carries her own kids. Madonna is looking like the used up whore she is. She looks haggard.
lily says – reply to this

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haha
Jessica says – reply to this

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OMG the guys look like tampons in all white with the white beanies on their heads…they just need a string comming out the top!!!
Anouk says – reply to this

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ur back
Daisy says – reply to this

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Ah, who cares? Is there anything more boring than celebrities and Kaballah? How come you don't show other celebrities going to THEIR places of worship?
Penelope Cruz says – reply to this

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Perez, I think you chood write more about me in jor blog.
garrett says – reply to this

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madonna….. who cares about her? not me NEXT!
Meeeee says – reply to this

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5th?
x
LuvPerez1 says – reply to this

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Why is Madonna NEVER touching that child? Seriously, in every picture I see of him. Someone else is holding him.
Becca says – reply to this

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Fuck You, Perez!!!!
Madonna Hater says – reply to this

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Madonna is so toxic.
1. She has this adopted kid who based on his life history must have attachment issues, yet she allows whatever random assistant du jour is with her to carry the kid. WHy not have the assistant carry your stuff and you carry the kid, bitch?
2. She acts like she's on top of the latest trends yet obviously has no clue that drinking bottled water has become totally un-PC as the adverse impact on the environment of that stuff has been realized. Why not get a nice Nalgene bottle and fill it up with water from your gold-plated bathrrom sink, Madge?
Sara says – reply to this

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Oh.
Yawn
I Love Androgel says – reply to this

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Re: Real –
I disagree - she looks too thin and muscular - not feminine - and I am an endocrinologist and every time I see her I wonder if she is abusing anabolic steroids.
Bel says – reply to this

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Did you FINALLY decide to get off your lard a@@ and do some work??? WOW!!!!
Now if you would only post something INTERESTING ! STEP IT UP !!!!! Or you are going to be "out of the limelight" before you know what happened !
misty says – reply to this

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I WILL BE YOU DEMI AND ASHLEY's marriage is a sham. He is not straight no way in hell. What they are getting out of this sham? She looks like a hot old bitch who snags a young hot guy and it makes her still look like someone is attracted to her under 30 years old. He gets to look straight because he is too chicken to out himself because it might hurt his "career".
Madonna love$ the baby says – reply to this

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WTF is with the celebs holding their keys and phones and letting the manny carry the baby? Gives you a bit of insight as to which they put more value on.
My Head Is Exploding says – reply to this

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Madonna's too thin. Madonna's too fat. Madonna's old. Madonna's hip. Madonna's a nut case with the Kabbalah stuff. Madonna's spirituality is great. Madonna's the best. Madonna's the worst. Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!! It's like being in the school yard at recess talking about your teachers. "I think Mr. Collins is awesome!" "Really? I can't stand him." "Have you seen his hands?" "I think he has nice hands." America is dying folks.
Mia says – reply to this

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Yeah, Ashton looks like he totally doesn't want to go, and Madge and Demi looked like dried up old prunes.
The REAL Yo says – reply to this

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I was wondering a few of the same things everyone else has about Madonna. Why does she never touch David and if she is taking steriods. Another thing that really bugs me is why everyplace she goes, even church, she is dressed in workout sweats? All the time. She could afford the best, but constantly wears the ugly polyester-looking gym suits.
Kathleen says – reply to this

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it really pisses me off when stupid retards like madonna adopt kids and dont even CARRY them!!! its pisses me off when the child isnt adopted and they still dont carry their children and instead have the bodyguard carry them like its their luggage
real says – reply to this

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Re: I Love Androgel –
if your secure with your fem side then fine your choice
but i like her body as a female. its strong
not everyone wants to have ange/ jennifer body
kiesha says – reply to this

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YEAH MADONNA, IT ONLY TOOK YOU ABOUT HALF OF YOUR LIFE TO FINALLY FIND SOME SPIRITUALITY AND START HELPING OTHERS…NOW YOU THINK YOU’RE A SAINT? DON’T FORGET WHAT YOU WERE FOR MOST OF YOU’RE LIFE: A ROTTEN,UNGRATEFUL DIVA. NOW YOU’RE TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR THE 20 YEARS YOU WERE A BITCH TO EVERYONE, AND DIDN’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE WORLD? WELL, COMING FROM A 16 YR OLD GIRL(yeah this is gonna hurt), LET ME JUST SAY GOOD FOR YOU FOR FINALLY GROWING UP AND FOCUSING ON THINGS THAT MATTER *GOLF CLAP*
kiesha says – reply to this

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YEAH MADONNA, IT ONLY TOOK YOU ABOUT HALF OF YOUR LIFE TO FINALLY FIND SOME SPIRITUALITY AND START HELPING OTHERS…NOW YOU THINK YOU’RE A SAINT? DON’T FORGET WHAT YOU WERE FOR MOST OF YOU’RE LIFE: A ROTTEN,UNGRATEFUL DIVA. NOW YOU’RE TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR THE 20 YEARS YOU WERE A BITCH TO EVERYONE, AND DIDN’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE WORLD? WELL, COMING FROM A 16 YR OLD GIRL(yeah this is gonna hurt), LET ME JUST SAY GOOD FOR YOU FOR FINALLY GROWING UP AND FOCUSING ON THINGS THAT MATTER *GOLF CLAP*
kiesha says – reply to this

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YEAH MADONNA, IT ONLY TOOK YOU ABOUT HALF OF YOUR LIFE TO FINALLY FIND SOME SPIRITUALITY AND START HELPING OTHERS…NOW YOU THINK YOU’RE A SAINT? DON’T FORGET WHAT YOU WERE FOR MOST OF YOU’RE LIFE: A ROTTEN,UNGRATEFUL DIVA. NOW YOU’RE TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR THE 20 YEARS YOU WERE A BITCH TO EVERYONE, AND DIDN’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE WORLD? WELL, COMING FROM A 16 YR OLD GIRL(yeah this is gonna hurt), LET ME JUST SAY GOOD FOR YOU FOR FINALLY GROWING UP AND FOCUSING ON THINGS THAT MATTER *GOLF CLAP*
kiesha says – reply to this

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YEAH MADONNA, IT ONLY TOOK YOU ABOUT HALF OF YOUR LIFE TO FINALLY FIND SOME SPIRITUALITY AND START HELPING OTHERS…NOW YOU THINK YOU’RE A SAINT? DON’T FORGET WHAT YOU WERE FOR MOST OF YOU’RE LIFE: A ROTTEN,UNGRATEFUL DIVA. NOW YOU’RE TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR THE 20 YEARS YOU WERE A BITCH TO EVERYONE, AND DIDN’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE WORLD? WELL, COMING FROM A 16 YR OLD GIRL(yeah this is gonna hurt), LET ME JUST SAY GOOD FOR YOU FOR FINALLY GROWING UP AND FOCUSING ON THINGS THAT MATTER *GOLF CLAP*
hahhhaaa says – reply to this

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ashton looks so humiliated!!!!!! i feel bad for him
Madge Mink says – reply to this

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Bet when he's been naughty, she makes him eat Rummer out, while she fingers herself
duayne says – reply to this

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Ashton looks thrilled
Hyde says – reply to this

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Jesus (so to speak), this was on D-Listed yesterday. You're partying too much, P. PS: Madonna still ROCKS.
Memaw says – reply to this

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There is nothing wrong with being on the bottom. You would think having Demi on the top, that gravity would drag her old, saggy skin down and sufficate poor Ashton.
lovinhoney6 says – reply to this

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When are hollywood mothers going to stop being lazy and start being more like loving mothers and hold their own children instead of their precious purses and/or cell phones….get a clue hollywood moms
MDW says – reply to this

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Madonna probably regrets adopting little david… she probably feeds the kid dirt and bugs
Del says – reply to this

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that doesn't look like ashton!
jjf says – reply to this

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how some people can call her a fashion icon?
i never saw one good candid outfit
WWW says – reply to this

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LOVE MADONNA

HATE KABBALAH
Nikki says – reply to this

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I'm sick of people joining cults showing how weak they really are.
mikeymike says – reply to this

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anyone know the brand name of the whit cap Madonna is wearing? Thanks
FABIO says – reply to this

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Notice how Demi is always holding Ashton's hand and pulling him around like he's a little child??

Hillarious!!!!
E! says – reply to this

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I like Madge's music HOWEVER…that's it…woman can't carry her own baby??? I'll never understand that…as for Demikutch…they are a complete and unmitigated joke.
Tristan says – reply to this

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whos the mexican guy following madonna around lately?
wendy says – reply to this

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Poor kid - being subjected to that phoney baloney cult. Shame on Madonna, she is robbing David of his true cultural heritage. Does he even understand what that Kaballah sh@t is?
HEEHEE says – reply to this

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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM

THAT COUGAR HAS HER CLAWS IN DEEP AND I DON'T THINK SHE'S LETTIN GO ANYTIME SOON!

I HEARD SHE SPENT HALF A MIL ON PLASTIC SURGERY? THIS TRUE?

SHE MUST BE SOOO HUNG UP ABOUT YOUNGER GIRLS HAVING TO DATE A YOUNG GUY LIKE THAT…
haha says – reply to this

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anyone else notice taht madonna's baby and demi's baby are wearing the same outfit?
JJ says – reply to this

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Who's that Mexican holding David? Don't tell me she has Mexicans working for her.
Cece says – reply to this

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Re: Hyde – D-listed has been much funnier than this site lately.
yet another cult says – reply to this

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Disturbing cult followers. Look at those silly white outfits that men must have to wear. What is wrong with people - I wonder how much money the cult wants from them…
Fuck Me, Danny says – reply to this

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Danny Masterson is hot.
Sara G. says – reply to this

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who cares?! ashton is wearing a fucking bears hat!

GO BEARS!
Demi's Vagina says – reply to this

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Re: haha –

I think that was Perez's point, moron.
rachael says – reply to this

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LOL at Ashtom Kutcher. She really has him whipped!!
Erica says – reply to this

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what does jesus have to do with kabbalah…
Dite says – reply to this

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That man has been around the family since Rocco was a little kid, I think he the kids body guard. Their are pictures of Madonna holding Rocco, Perez just doesnt post them. Shes in New York doing business & she brought her son David with her because hes a todler. Lourdes & Rocco are probably at school & with Guy Ritchie in London. She is educating him spiritually anyway dont you notice that. Seriously Im not a Kabbalist but just go to the web site or read about it & youll see its not so bad. It just talks about taking responsibility of your life & your perceptions, & your ego, & your emotions. But so far Ive only read postitive stuff in studying it & I havent spent any money either. You can spend money just like in EVERY RELIGION. Basically Kaballah says youve been given a gift of life from "GOD" & to cherish every moment of it, & that by treating others like that its all "GOD" really requires from you.
Madonna has her shit together. She comes to town for a week or so. She uses all her time productively. Working out, visiting with friends, visiting with her daughters father, taking meetings, finishing work. & Going to Church. I Love Madonna.
anon says – reply to this

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Kabbalah is still better than the Church of Sceintology. That shit seriously scares me.
Jen says – reply to this

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Some people here are really stupid… bashing Madonna for ANYTHING. Her accent, Kabbalah, her music, the adoption, her age, everything! Just shut the fuck up. Madonna RULES!
susieq says – reply to this

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when are you going to report that madonnas marriage is over?
Curious says – reply to this

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Ummm… doesn't Madonna have other children? Are they kept locked in the basement or did she serve them as appetizers or what?
chanel says – reply to this

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At least Angelina carries her own kids. Madonna is looking like the used up whore she is. She looks haggard.
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if you go to www.wenn.com there are photos of Madonna carriyng David, I don't know why Perez has choosen this picture. Maybe because people can say: oh look! Angelina carries her kids and madonna not.
flowergirl says – reply to this

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oh Madonna. how she bores me. And what has Demi Moore done lately? When are we going to focus on our dying planet, our world at large? Why are these mere humans so fascinating. And yes, Madonna is a strong woman, it would be nice if she carried her own kid. One other thing — I have seen you lift other people's actual postings from other sites. Word for word - come one. How hard can it be to barf this garbage out. Can't you get your own scoop? Or are you too busy clubbing with the rest of lost Hollywood? I AGREE - AMERICA IS DYING…
OOPS says – reply to this

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ASHTON IS REALISING NOW WHAT A MISTAKE HAVING GRANMA AS A WIFE.
I'm The Tops says – reply to this

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Wish he'd bottom for me.

I'd love to stick my dick up his tight yummy ass….preceded by my tongue.
Ashto is the Biggest Idiot says – reply to this

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ha ha ha LOL, Poor ashton, such humiliation he looks so ridiculoushahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! ASHTON IS THE BIGGEST IDIOT
ASHTON LOOKS LIKE A BABY ELF says – reply to this

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ASHTON SHOULD BUY A MIRROR ASAP, HE LOOKS HILARIOUS.
team xtina says – reply to this

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madonna is the evil witch. she kissed Britney and brittard went downhill after that.
Thank god Christina wasn't really into the kiss.
BOB THE BUILDER says – reply to this

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I didn't know Demi had a Son.
Bruce Willis says – reply to this

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Demi: "don't forget to change Ashton's diaper honey"
BW says – reply to this

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Hey Demi, "don't forget to change Ashton's diaper"
Dutchie says – reply to this

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Give me some Madge or Ashton anytime!
Johnny says – reply to this

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WTF?….LMAO, Ashton looks like a toddler.
kabbalah sucks ass says – reply to this

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kabbala is for idiots

i wonder what explanation do they give to men,, YEAH YOU MUST WEAR WHITE CAUSE YOU ARE LESS THAN WOMEN
glad to be on the other side says – reply to this

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Famous people can be soooooo ridiculous.
WEIRD FAMILY... ARE THEY ALL BRAINWASHED? says – reply to this

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SERIOUSLY WHY TAKE IT UP THE ASS! FUCKING IDIOTS AND THEIR KABALAAH SHIT..
Bruce says – reply to this

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Re: Jessica – OMG, LMAO!!!!
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! :) LUV YOU says – reply to this

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WTF DID I GET MYSELF INTO IS WHAT ASHTON IS THINKING.. RUN RUN FROM THESE BITCHES…
jimmyboyo says – reply to this

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Demi is a scorpio. Not all, but the vast majority tend to be tops. Tend to have a sadistic streak, tend to be controling, and tend to be doms
Gina says – reply to this

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I REALLY feel embarresed for Demi–ALL her insecurites are raw with this young little boy. she comes across so needy with ashton. WHAT in world could they have in common??? boredom is going to set in soon by either one of them—more than likely on ashton. she is too desperate.
Jesus Juice? says – reply to this

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Either 1) you are associating a Jewish-based faith group with Jesus, definitely not the most important prophet for these folks; or 2) you are insinuating that Jews drink the blood of Christians. Which type of ignorant are you?
twocents says – reply to this

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Re:#87- Excellent point!!!! As for what kind of ignorant.. my guess is the all encompassing, multi-layered variety.
Gwen says – reply to this

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Madonna, I think he's had all of his shots. You can hold him, you know. He's probably cleaner than your vagina, so go ahead.
AviGayil says – reply to this

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If she relly is *that* into Kabbalah she'd know that caring for those around you is way more important than your damn phone. I hate this phony, Jew-wanna-be. She makes a mockery of portion of a faith, without even studying that faith. She's about as Jewish as Mann Coulter! Take the time to learn the religion, you lazy, self-serving half-wit.
sura says – reply to this

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that doesn't even look like kutcher…
Hold your child! says – reply to this

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Why can't Vadge hold her own child? And it looks like women have to wear black. Then they do some sort of ritual and out pops grey? Fun stuff, Maynard.
Jeronimo says – reply to this

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Why hasn't he dumped this chick yet? It looks like he would like to by the look on his face. Why put himself through it?
d says – reply to this

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fucking celebrities, tienen tanto dinero, que no saben que más hacer y se ponen a comprar ninos dde otros paises, pa joder!!
Peter Lynch says – reply to this

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Madonna, shes 50 and thinks shes 15. Sad.

Ashton looks ridiculous.
jp says – reply to this

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haha AP ran all over the bears!
Catholic says – reply to this

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Madonna = weird ass woman, weird ass religion. Get that kid outta that white cult ass outfit… FREAK LADY!
angie says – reply to this

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WHY DO ALL THESE CELEBRITIES HAVE TO HAVE A DIFFERENT RELIGION???? MADONNA WAS BORN CATHOLIC. . . WHAT THE HELL, SHE OBVIOUSLY HAD TO FIND A NEW RELIGION THAT WOULD EXCEPT HER LOOSE MORALS AND POOR BEHAVIOR… GREAT BODY, BUT, BUTT UGLY…. FOR ALL HER MONEY.
sunshine says – reply to this

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Madonna looks like she's got a thousand pockets on that fucking outfit, yet she can't bear to put her phone away (which she shouldn't bring to SERVICES anyway) and carry the kid she wanted so DESPERATELY to adopt? Fucking Madonna, if I hear anyone say anything about Angelina Jolie again I'll fucking lose my mind. At least she carries her kids. Two at once, most times.
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These fucking people don't even understand what Kabbalah is. You're only supposed to be able to practice it if you've slogged through all the rest of the lower tiers (Talmud scholars, who have to study "religiously" to get there). These people think they can just buy a fucking ticket to heaven, and get publicity for it at the same time, without having to be devoted.
Macca18504 says – reply to this

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Demi Wears a Big Black Strap-on and Gives It To Ashton Good!
Luck12 says – reply to this

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So what if Madonna studies Kabbalah- its her choice. If it helps her then good for her! Why do people have to be so critical about it, I say leave her alone!