Jesus Saves

Filed under: Chyna

She's still a hot mess, but at least she's making an effort!

A post-rehab Chyna looks clean and STD-free as she struts her stuff down Paparaziville (aka Robertson Blvd) this past weekend.

She's wearing the crucifix with a fierce pair of hooker heels. Yet, somehow, it works!

[Image by Mike via Fame Pictures.]

Posted: Oct 14, 2007 at 7:26 pm / Email this »

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amanda says – reply to this

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FIRST!
elafg says – reply to this

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FIRST! I MADE IT! FIRST! BITCHES!
michelle says – reply to this

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nice
John L says – reply to this

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BRITNEY is that you???????????????????
Tania says – reply to this

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shes looking like a rel woman now……not soo manly…..
a says – reply to this

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first?
asdasdfasdf says – reply to this

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eww she's so gross.
taylor zo says – reply to this

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minger and first?
me says – reply to this

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that's not a crucifix
Not Hot But a Mess says – reply to this

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She's a disgusting slut. So gross on The Surreal Life. That's the only season I ever watched and she was such a drunk.
Kane St Kane says – reply to this

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When You Walk 'Til You Limp & Give A Cut To A Pimp…. You're A Street Whore.
elianna says – reply to this

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perez tu pareces un culo!
deja de criticar a todo el mundo ….gordo de mierda!
milleykin says – reply to this

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nasty!!
monica says – reply to this

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ew .
OshKosh says – reply to this

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I can't believe she has a penis.
Not Hot But a Mess says – reply to this

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You could fill in ten faces with the botox she's put in her body.
raechel says – reply to this

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she would
tujutyj says – reply to this

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first
m says – reply to this

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1st
not sexy says – reply to this

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Saw her in Playboy naked and she was fucking huge.
Ewww says – reply to this

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i still can't get over seeing her mini-dick clit….she's grosssssssssssssssssss!!!!
PLEASE says – reply to this

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She's just not worth a post!!!!!
Not newsworthy.
Michael says – reply to this

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She needs her own reality show. America loves this bitch
Rochelle says – reply to this

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She don't look that bad!!
P-_______ says – reply to this

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P-CLICKS4DICKS - COME ON!! stop posting bull shit and fill us in on YOU'RE most recent F*CK up! - Those of us who know are JUST DYING!!! for you to admit it! - HEY! maybe on your next visit to Celebrity crap superstar you can sing, Jailhouse Cock!
jenn says – reply to this

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Wow, I must say this is the first time I think she actually looks pretty
kdf says – reply to this

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sux that ur being sued perez buddy
err says – reply to this

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she looks like a bloated courtney cox.
yoj kuv xwm says – reply to this

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Omg she looks sooooo much better now… now how long do you think she'll stay like that…
OH PEREZ says – reply to this

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BABE, Are you made because:

1) you can't fit your fat ass horse hoofs in Sandals?
2) that she look better than you, even if she is BIG!
3) are you mad because she did you favorite wrestler?
J says – reply to this

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She's the first celeb that seems to have lost weight in rehab. She also looks girly and happy.
John Lennon says – reply to this

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She looks very pretty here. She totally looks like a girl now. Good for her.

Hey Perez, what's the latest on Fidel Castro? (He's still alive, you turd!)
Jodie says – reply to this

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She looks great. Good for her.
tsk tsk tsk says – reply to this

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what a dyke..
Jodie Loves Coochie says – reply to this

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A post-rehab Chyna looks clean and STD-free. Too bad you can't say the same thing about Sleazebag Madonna or Pathetic Paris Hilton.
K says – reply to this

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Not to split hairs (ok, maybe to split hairs) but Chyna is wearing a cross, not a crucifix. A crucifix has the body of jesus on a cross. A cross does not. Her necklace doesnt have then body of jesus on it.
yeah right says – reply to this

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They must have plastic surgeons at that rehab. Somebody got a little nip tuck. At least she looks more like a girl now
nANCY says – reply to this

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i miss chyna i wish she could come back and kick butt show wwe fans that divas aren't there only to show ass but kick it
meeeee says – reply to this

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Re: elafg –

your loser bitch
Teresa says – reply to this

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Chyna, Chyna, Chyna…if you read Perez (well who doesn't) please know you are looking fan-friggin-tastic !!! Good for you! Whatever you are doing please keep it up because it is definitely working. Seen you on every type of show and am so happy to see you happy! Keep it up….NJ Fan.
MaryGrace says – reply to this

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What a nice, sensible bra.
Dino says – reply to this

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One of the Sweetest people you can ever meet.
olives says – reply to this

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Ever wonder what these women with their fake funbags are going to look like when they ar 80 years old working a rocking chair in a nursing home? Just thinkin'….
Banana says – reply to this

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Oops, I can see her peepee.

D:
riley says – reply to this

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what does "first" mean??
Leigh says – reply to this

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She looks great! I'd give my left nut to date her. Wow I think she always looks amazing.
trish says – reply to this

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aww chyna is looking much better, and most importantly, much healthier! i hope she stays that way, she seems to be a sweet person, most of the wwe superstars i've met are sweethearts…chyna there are some of us out there rooting for you, stay healthy and happy!
Hyde says – reply to this

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Oh, please. She looks like shit.
bunnymeee says – reply to this

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yea but does she still have a tiny penis?
booyah says – reply to this

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looks like she is off the steriods. bet they are hard to come by in rehab. Wonder if she will be able to get them anymore now that they busted all the dealers of it in NH, where is from and used to get them. She looks way way way better, hope it helps. The juice and drinking is a trainwreck waiting to happen. She is a sweet simple girl, who just wants to be famous, and she gets walked on a lot. I always feel bad for Joanie when I see her, I know everyone else made way more money off her than she ever saw or knew about.
kim says – reply to this

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Give her a break…. I really like her!!!!!!!!!!! Shit.. She can kick all of our ASSES!!!!!!! But she is cute! and really sweet!!!!!!!!!
pickles says – reply to this

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It looks like she's had more work done on her face, but she doesn't look as manly as she did.
WRINKLED PLASTIC NASTY HOOCHIE............................... says – reply to this

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I DIDN'T RECONIZE THIS MAN! LOOKING HOT DUDE!
Jordan T says – reply to this

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I love her, and I think she looks fabulous, I'm proud of her….you go girl!
taryn says – reply to this

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that's not a crucifix, perez, love.
paris sucks says – reply to this

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I don't think I have ever seen her look better!
CASTRO IS ALIVE & YOU'RE A SACK OF BULLSHIT says – reply to this

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ditto
YO! POST SOMETHING SHOWING HOW MUCH BETTER SHE LOOKS THAN BRITNEY says – reply to this

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MAYBE THAT WILL FINALLY GET HER TO PUT ON HER G-STRING AND GET SOME HELP.
AND TAKE A SHOWER. HER COOCHIE LOOKS LIKE IT SMELLS
jackie says – reply to this

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I dont know why but I love Chyna. I think she's a hot mess and I love it.
Haha says – reply to this

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Aw, she cut off her clit and put it around her neck.
fcg says – reply to this

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cvg says – reply to this

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:bold: skjhfsd :bold:
jai says – reply to this

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leave her alone man… she looks like a reall woan now… she is not drop dead georgous but she is ok
luis says – reply to this

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she looks nice!
Pimp says – reply to this

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Hey! SO thats where my slut has been!
Pimp says – reply to this

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So thats where ses been. She still owes me money
brotherbilly says – reply to this

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Photoshop much brother bill?
brothabill says – reply to this

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Re: brotherbilly –

Nope, lots of discussions about that on a large fitness board I was a member of a few years ago. We all thought it was fake and googled the shite out of it. It's real and you can find the clips of her porno movie that it came from easily and also porno reviewers
Just google chyna clit and then come to your own conclusions before you wrecklessly accuse
Jesus H. Christ says – reply to this

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Um, just writing to clarify that Perez was indeed correct: Chyna is wearing a crucifix. I was on the cross until I spotted a Taco Bell, and decided to split for a second and grab a taco. Sorry for any unintentional misunderstanding. JHC.
PS: I have never seen Chyna's clit, but I did try to sneak a peek.
justme says – reply to this

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I hear Jesus is going to sue your nasty fag ass because you called that necklace a crucifix… Its a CROSS you fucking tard.
ewwww says – reply to this

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Re: brothabill –

yep, sick isn't it?
brothabill says – reply to this

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Re: justme –

Who care's, everything is a zen word anyhow. Meaning that the meaning the meaning of words are variable, depending on who utters them, who listen to the words and then also how they interpret them. THere is no fixed meaning to words, only interpretations by the listener. I would think that is obvious

Btw, Jesus is a fairy tale as is Mohammed and the muslim crap fairy tale. So is winnie the pooh, dumbo, the easter bunny, santa claus etc…
I think you just might be old enough to know the truth.

And there is/was no real Ronald McDonald or Burger King for that matter. There really was a Wendy and Colonel Sanders though.
Hope that clarifies things a bit
christopher says – reply to this

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haha
you are getting sued-TWICE
one for twenty million-right on miss ronson
another by miss spears record company
15 minutes going fast
KARMA IS A BITCH
Shelley says – reply to this

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She actually ALMOST looks like a real woman here!!! Kudos!!
Cardinal Mahoney says – reply to this

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Bless this child. She works it for Jesus.

P.S. All the priest just love her she helps them in their time of need.
DJ Bob says – reply to this

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She looks very hot and approachable here. I can't even remember what she used to like. Didn't she used to be a muscle-y looking wrestler? Or was she on Xena princess warrior? Oh well, she looks great now.
meltz911 says – reply to this

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She "tucks" so well.
Lauren says – reply to this

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Pretty cute outfit and toned down makeup - I like it.
kim says – reply to this

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Looks like a dude in a dress
Stella says – reply to this

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Come here baby! so I can treat you like the slut that you are says – reply to this

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I wanna eat that cunt.
Come here baby! so I can treat you like the slut that you are says – reply to this

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at least she is not a fat pig like most of the bitches in america .
Come here baby! so I can treat you like the slut that you are says – reply to this

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why are american women so fat, lazy, golddiggers?
erica duvall says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come here baby! so I can treat you like the slut that you are says – reply to this

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I would love to stick my tongue in asshole!
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jaycutler.com
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lizlira.com
Come here baby! so I can treat you like the slut that you are says – reply to this

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I would love to jackoff off in her face while she plays with my asshole
Come here baby! so I can treat you like the slut that you are says – reply to this

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chyna I wanna play with your pussy using my raw nut sack!
Come here baby! so I can treat you like the slut that you are says – reply to this

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I wonder how long her turds are?
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bodybuilding.com
Come here baby! so I can treat you like the slut that you are says – reply to this

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getbig.com
Come here baby! so I can treat you like the slut that you are says – reply to this

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I would love her tongue in my booty as diarhea exploded from it!
Come here baby! so I can treat you like the slut that you are says – reply to this

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I would want her to suck my left nut until all the circulation was cut off and I passed out with a painting of jesus.
Come here baby! so I can treat you like the slut that you are says – reply to this

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If I had her bent over I would stick it in her ass until it became loose and I would tighten her hole with punches to the ribs.
scar2 says – reply to this

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It looks like she's stopped taking steroids.
Come here baby! so I can treat you like the slut that you are says – reply to this

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I would love if she yanked my ass hair with her teeth.
Come here baby! so I can treat you like the slut that you are says – reply to this

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I would love to watch her take a dump.
Come here baby! so I can treat you like the slut that you are says – reply to this

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I am a catholic so I am a natural sexaholic.
Come here baby! so I can treat you like the slut that you are says – reply to this

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my anus needs to get waxed.