She Needs To Marry This One!

Filed under: Kathy Griffin > Sin City

Kathy Griffin took her new boyfriend, Steve Wozniak, to the opening of Diablo's Cantina at Monte Carlo Resort and Casino in Las Vegas on Saturday.

One of the founders of Apple Computers, Wozniak is insanely rich.

And we are insanely jealous!

[Image by Judy Eddy via WENN.]

Posted: Oct 14, 2007 at 4:45 pm / Email this »

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m says – reply to this

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There is no amount of money in the world that would make me want to do him.
bryan says – reply to this

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FIRST
milo says – reply to this

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erster
M says – reply to this

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There is no amount of money in the world that would make me want to do him!!!!!
seth says – reply to this

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i bet im not first
me says – reply to this

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she needs Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!
caitlin says – reply to this

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one of the first
Chelsey says – reply to this

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I thought she was already engaged to him?
TRICIA PANTS says – reply to this

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FIRST
kait says – reply to this

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Sounds like you, Perez. What's love got to do with it?
erinnnn says – reply to this

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i looove kathy griffin!
annd perezzz
Bianca says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!
jenna says – reply to this

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haha
likeomg says – reply to this

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first!!
wtf says – reply to this

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wtf?????
MMM says – reply to this

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Looks like a fun guy (not)
Aurora says – reply to this

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I wish them happiness. I don't think she cares about his money that much. She's always making fun about how insanely rich he is. Meanwhile, he seems to dote on her. I think they make a nice couple.
Samsuma says – reply to this

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I'm so happy it wasnt a fluke at the Emmy's!!! Go Kathy, Go Kathy!! You deserve happiness and money!!! Let him treat you like the princess you are. I'd miss her but I rather her be taken care of and happy. Why should she have to work so hard???? I'm so so so happy for her. Make it work. If it doesn't shoot him over my way !! LOL
Kerry says – reply to this

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He'd have to be insanely rich for me to touch him. Yuck!
skinnygirluver says – reply to this

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She's an opportunist and doesn't hide it. As long as she's giving him good BJ's, he shouldn't care. I love the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ it's totally fitting.
SamIAm says – reply to this

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I love Kathy!! I think they look cute together. And you know this one isn't out to get her money.
Rick says – reply to this

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Now that's a catch~
Samsuma says – reply to this

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Also, it proves that Kathy is down to earth and not superficial. So he is a foodie?? Let him take her out and wine her and dine her. I am so happy for her!!!! I hope this really does work. After that swine stole from her, I'm so happy to see her with someone who can take care of her. She deserves it!!
elijah says – reply to this

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did u see her ex this is a step up and hes richhhhhhhhhhhhhh
firsty first says – reply to this

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WOOOO FIRST!!!
Online predator says – reply to this

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She is so freaking amazing!!!!

Good for her!
Susy says – reply to this

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Probably, he should be laugh a lot with her
Madge Mink says – reply to this

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Congrats Kathy,

I know it took a long long time, but you finally found someone uglier than yourself
IM sure you will include him in your act
The punch line will be about an ugly rich jew with a bad hair piece

You keep on truckin tramp
bex says – reply to this

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god, no amount of money is worth getting on top of that!
brofoski says – reply to this

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They'll have kids that look like Perez.
nikk says – reply to this

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Oh just go away already. WTF is with that hair piece and im not talking about the guy! Attention whore.
kathys fan says – reply to this

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well, at least he is not going after her money! like her ex-husband! totally marry him!
Mina says – reply to this

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he looks like a 30 yr older YOU Perez
vomit says – reply to this

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THEY SHOULD
GET MARRIED
AND HAVE LOTS
OF
VERY
FUGLY BABIES !!!!!!!!!!!
syl says – reply to this

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I saw you on Tv talking about finance thank you for being a strong women. I've been there had men that were nothing more than a K-fed aka broke ass. I would love to have your self confidence and put a stop to the K-fed in my life.
Natalie says – reply to this

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She deserves it!! I hope he treats her well, that's what matters. No one wants to be used
Jessica says – reply to this

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I love Kathy! Go Kathy! You deserve the best!
kissmygrits says – reply to this

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Kathy has proven already that she is very very good with her money, knows how to invest, etc. It's understandable that she would want to be with a guy who, all things being equal, isn't after her hard-earned dough.

I adore Kathy & wish her all the best. It just bothered me at the Emmys on the Red Carpet to see Steve W. standing next to her like a servant, holding a little fan that cooled her off.
money makes you fat says – reply to this

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You go girl. I would do him but i would make sure he hit the treadmill first. jeez.
nik says – reply to this

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there such a great couple!
i LOVEEEEEEEE kathy to the extreme
im just glad shes happy and … rich hehe
come back to london kathy .. we miss you xox
M. says – reply to this

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Ms. Griffin, I know you read these so…here is what I have to say…if you want some real good publicity, then we should hangout…you'll get the publicity you've always dreamed off, but lets face it..you already have a tone of publicity..so you don't really ned anymore, if you interested in helping out some people in the Queer Community in Santa Fe, New Mexico, then let me know. It could be good for you.
perez is a hack says – reply to this

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can you say gold digger? there's no way in hell she would be within 100 feet of this fat fugly fucker if he wasn't worth billions. what a joke.
THE VOMIT says – reply to this

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Re: vomit –
…… OR JUST F@#K AND
HAVE FATTY
LITTLE RED
HEAD BASTARDS !!!!!!
YEAH !!!!!!
nik says – reply to this

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Re: M – Re: M – NOT even a Billion dollars?
because thats how much hes worth !!
olives says – reply to this

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Dude is positively glowing! He must have gotten a hummer in the limo!
perez is a hack says – reply to this

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Re: SamIAm –

"I love Kathy!! I think they look cute together. And you know this one isn’t out to get her money."

no, it's the other way around you retarded bitch. she's worth maybe a few million tops, he's worth 1000 times that you moron!
NIK[UK] says – reply to this

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Re: nikk –
your stupid! yea shes a self confessed attention whore and thats why LOVE her
Come here baby! so I can treat you like the slut that you are says – reply to this

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marry her you fat ass pedophile so she can take your bling.
Come here baby! so I can treat you like the slut that you are says – reply to this

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go raiders!
GareBear says – reply to this

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I can see Kathy getting him a Lap Band for Christmas
raptor says – reply to this

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he lives in my neighborhood, yay for los gatos!
Come here baby! so I can treat you like the slut that you are says – reply to this

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I do not judge people on the color of their skin. but by how fat they are.
Leah says – reply to this

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He can definitely do better than Kathy. She has to be one of the ugliest, most obnoxious chicks on the planet. And I hesitate even calling her a 'chick'. Now she can add 'gold digger' to her list of things that are all wrong with her.

And Perez, you're so pathetic and desperate…YOU'D DO MY DOG IN A HEARTBEAT.
Kathy is great! says – reply to this

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Recently I have been very depressed, but everytime I watch her show I get a chance to laugh. I wish her all the best!
asfdsafdsafdsaf says – reply to this

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go for it woz!
Kez says – reply to this

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He is fat and ugly, but what the hell, i'll do him lol
Britney Spear's extra 50 pounds of fat says – reply to this

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Why are u bitches all assuming she's with him for the money? He might have a HUGE COCK! I know which i'd prefer….
RJII says – reply to this

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this could be a perfect match. go for it Kathy.
To #118, Samsuma says – reply to this

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Aggreeeing with poster #118, Samsuma! Yea, I agree. WHY SHOULD she have 2 work so hard?? Let HIM take care of YOU, girl! In our society today, we have gotten SO far ouuta wack! This man seems to be a TRUE gentleman! GONE are the times men take care of their women! I say, bring those times back, dammit!!!

Samsuma, I give you dibs. But if it don't work out for you or Kathy, send him THIS way!!!! WHY do WE as women have to always hate on each other? We don't, ladies! Let's have each others' back, ok?? THEN, WE WILL WIN!!!!!! Samsuma seems like the 1st real lady to post in awhile! YOU go , girl!!!!!!
LosGatosGirl says – reply to this

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Kathy, I wish you & The Woz happiness. He deserves someone who will keep a smile on his face. Sure, relationships aren't always perfect, and there's always rough spots. But I think you two will be a good match. Make him take you to Manressa, and Viva, and C. B. Hannigans.
faux mink, more like says – reply to this

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Re: Madge Mink –

He's not even Jewish you anti-semetic twat.
yoshi says – reply to this

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He isn't "insanely rich." Woz largely cashed out early and many of his "investments" and rock concerts have drained what he has. He is merely really really well off.
lover says – reply to this

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kinda looks like you perez!!!
Kathy's #1 Fan says – reply to this

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Just up her alley.
I guess he is her "jesus". She will blaspheme a persons God but will screw this ugly, fat, bald man? My how morals and values have changed soooo much.
Good luck Kathy. Once he wakes up and sees your ugly face he will be GONE!
He s fat and rich. She is ugly and a whore. A match made in Hell.
Kathy's #1 Fan says – reply to this

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Just up her alley.
I guess he is her "jesus". She will blaspheme a persons God but will screw this ugly, fat, bald man? My how morals and values have changed soooo much.
Good luck Kathy. Once he wakes up and sees your ugly face he will be GONE!
He s fat and rich. She is ugly and a whore. A match made in Hell.
Kathy Fan says – reply to this

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Re: Come here baby! so I can treat you like the slut that you are –
Three words
1.) Issues
2.) Mother
3.) Psychiatrist
Verna says – reply to this

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it's ok, even if he doesn't have a neck
titofurr says – reply to this

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i love you kathy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stranger in LAland says – reply to this

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He has always seemed like a real nice guy to me. A guy with character and focus. I think he'd be a good catch for any lucky gal. In fact, his attention to her makes me LIKE Kathy, and I never have before.Best wishes to these two. A little love in this miserable world is a fine thing.
Paris Hilton says – reply to this

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Perez, I told you if you don’t post more hateful stuff on britney I won’t let you give me a blow job tonight. back to work fat bitch
djkfdslkfjkdsl;f says – reply to this

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everyone keeps saying how ugly he is. who honestly cares. seriously, if she likes him its none of your business so let it go.
Dade Williams says – reply to this

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Aww there a cute couple
shaza says – reply to this

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she is the princess leah to his yoda.
j says – reply to this

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AWE
HE LOOKS LIKE SUCH A SWEET MAN TOO
HOPE IT WORKS OUT
K says – reply to this

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NICE GUYS ALWAYS LOOK LIKE THIS
HE LOOKS SWEET
LOL EVEN IF HE DOESNT HAVE A NECK FR PREVIOUS CMMT
ks says – reply to this

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GOOD FOR HER, she deserved this. And I'm jealous..
j says – reply to this

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also if you put him a diet and he worked out a little more
he'd be smoking
work it Kathy.
Buster Cherry says – reply to this

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Steve, what are you thinking? Can you take her to Cancun for a day at the beach? Hell, her wig would end up in Galveston. She would have to put SPF 1000 on her pasty ass freckled hide and maybe she could stay in the sun maybe 40 minutes. Buy a dozen gorgeous Colombian hookers and keep them on the payroll.
BOO BOO FUGLY JEW says – reply to this

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KATHY IS SUCH A FUGLY OLD BITCH, SHE IS IN THIS BIZ CUZ SHE IS A COCK SUCKING JEW. I HATE JEWS, THEY ARE ALL OVER, I TURN MY TV ON AND ALL I SEE IS A BUNCH OF BIG NOSE BIG EAR MONKEYS, AGH!!!
mollly says – reply to this

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she sooo deserves this! she is hilarious and has such a great heart! good for her. i wish them nothing but the best!
metta says – reply to this

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YAY! I HOPE THE EMMY WINNER IS HAPPY!!
Christians says – reply to this

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Who the fuck cares? Here's a story we wanna hear: "All Jews need to report to their nearest concentration camp"
Chip says – reply to this

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He's Hung 12 and loves Sea food.hello! lol I love Kathy..she's my Girl..lol
Steve Wozniak says – reply to this

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Me marrying this fugy Jew? no way…her mouth stinks, her nose is huge and her herpes ridden vagina never stops oozing.
viva hate says – reply to this

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i hope in works out.
viva hate says – reply to this

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i hope in works out.
vaudeville says – reply to this

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WHY THE FUCK

did she get so much plastic surgery

To land something that looks like that?
cracker says – reply to this

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ew, he stayed at the hotel I worked at and he wouldn't even look at me while I checked him in. He stared off to the side while his assistant said "mr wozniak would like to check in" "mr wozniak would like to stay an extra night" like he's the queen of england or something
Angelinaaddict says – reply to this

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He's probably sweet, but I think she wants him for his money, and because he's not as attractive as she is (I think she's a 6 out of 10 on a good day, and below that normally). I loved her w/Matt, too bad they aren't together anymore.
Angelinaaddict says – reply to this

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By the way, to all the cowardly pathetic anti-semites (I'm Christian and I still find you repulsive), she's freakin' IRISH CATHOLIC , NOT JEWISH! Geez, the imbeciles that post here are amazing.
OshKosh says – reply to this

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And she needs to stay with him ’cause her career is INSANELY over.

She came to my university for a comedy show and after awhile, people started leaving. I felt bad. It was sad.
suzycat says – reply to this

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I second the First (comment) eeew
kathyc says – reply to this

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And who says everyone doesn't have a soulmate (literally or figuratively)?
joanna says – reply to this

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oh hell no that skank whore is not with him!!! She's a fuckin' idiot and he's a sweet old man. wtf!
stefanie says – reply to this

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they're engaged!! didn't you see the GIANT ring on her finger at the emmy's??
cpt obvious says – reply to this

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the dude is loaded…he can do waaaaaay better. man, all that money is wasted on him. what's the use of being filthy rich if you're not gonna spend it the right way?? at least get a woman that looks like a biological woman.
not a chickenshit wanna-be Nazi like some of you racist fucktards says – reply to this

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Like 'em both, wish them the best - but doesn't Steve W look a little bit like one of those garden gnomes? Not that there's anything wrong with that..
Mimi says – reply to this

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He should buy himself a neck
kate says – reply to this

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he has no neck! but best wishes to them anyways. its whats inside that counts
bob says – reply to this

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