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She Needs To Marry This One!

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Kathy Griffin took her new boyfriend, Steve Wozniak, to the opening of Diablo's Cantina at Monte Carlo Resort and Casino in Las Vegas on Saturday.

One of the founders of Apple Computers, Wozniak is insanely rich.

And we are insanely jealous!

[Image by Judy Eddy via WENN.]

263 comments to “She Needs To Marry This One!”

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  1. Cgirl says – reply to this


    101

    Her career is so over, she can't come out with a good joke anymore. I feel sorry for this loser Jew, she is getting up in age and still single. She better land that Steve Pig before is too late.

  2. Angelina says – reply to this


    102

    Re: Mimi – Jews have no necks!

  3. Scary lookin dude there says – reply to this


    103

    He is yucky but who are you jealous of him or Kathy?
    I know I know. Kathy cuz she found a wealthy guy.
    But he's Fug and Fat.

  4. Lilysimone says – reply to this


    104

    Re: josh – snore

  5. PEREZ LIKES EATING CACA SANDWICHES says – reply to this


    105

    HEY FAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!
    FIDEL CASTRO WAS LIVE ON THE RADIO TODAY
    ARE YOU EATING YOUR SHIT NOW???
    OR JUST SWALLOWING PISS AND CUM???
    ENJOY IT, AND KEEP SUCKING
    WHILE THE BUSBOY STICKS A CUBAN CIGAR YOUR ASS!!!!!

  6. PEREZ LIKES EATING CACA SANDWICHES says – reply to this


    106

    HEY FAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!
    FIDEL CASTRO WAS LIVE ON THE RADIO TODAY
    ARE YOU EATING YOUR SHIT NOW???
    OR JUST SWALLOWING PISS AND CUM???
    ENJOY IT, AND KEEP SUCKING
    WHILE THE BUSBOY STICKS A CUBAN CIGAR YOUR ASS!!!!!

  7. pickles says – reply to this


    107

    Santa, is that you???????

  8. kathie! says – reply to this


    108

    These jews are disgusting to look at. This should be filed under offensive.

  9. Pezzy says – reply to this


    109

    I'm so glad you hyperlinked the word "Computers," Perez. Had you not, I would never have known what that word meant. Luckily for me, I can now follow your link and learn.

  10. jc says – reply to this


    110

    I love her! You are so funny, I love your show. I hope this man makes you happy. That twit Mat grossed me out, he was such a puss.

  11. Kelsie says – reply to this


    111

    this picture looks like she is iffy on him. She deserves much better. like yea…this is him…this is what a "D-Lister" dates. And he looks like he is holding in a fart…less than flattering.

  12. asdf says – reply to this


    112

    put a pointy hat on him and he'll look like a garden gnome 8|

  13. Michelin Man says – reply to this


    113

    He must be carrying ALL of his billions on him, in SINGLES!

  14. One of Jesus's children says – reply to this


    114

    I use to like listening to Kathy's stand-up comedy until she made that awful remark about God and another time using Jesus's name invain over and over again. Now she just makes me sick at the thought of her, she needs Jesus in her life.

  15. Just My Opinion says – reply to this


    115

    I've heard her say on her show that looks in a man mean nothing to her, it's all about what's inside. Now I believe it. Ew.

  16. meghan says – reply to this


    116

    lol, yeah she does, i would

  17. Ginger Snatch says – reply to this


    117

    Good for Kathy! Love Kathy and I'm happy for her. Now where do I find me some mega-rich, redhead-lovin' geek ass?

  18. Realist says – reply to this


    118

    Re: BOO BOO FUGLY JEW – BOO BOO, that's because Jews rule the world. You just have to learn to except it. Only thing is that neither of these people are Jews, ya dumb redneck.

  19. Realist says – reply to this


    119

    Morons, Kathy is Irish catholic. [not that there's anything wrong with that. well, maybe…] About as far from Jewish as can be. You all need to dislodge your collective heads from your collective asses.

  20. Mia says – reply to this


    120

    Kathy is starting to look insanely plastic. Has she been under the knife? As for the engagement, CONGRATS! good luck, and I hope it works out for both of them. He looks like a nice guy.

  21. alicefay says – reply to this


    121

    what a cutie!

  22. Madge Mink says – reply to this


    122

    What would really be funny, is to see them out on a double date with Danny DeVito, and Rhea Perlman

    can you say UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY

  23. kristen says – reply to this


    123

    ok, were is his neck?

  24. dee says – reply to this


    124

    and……………he has her old nose!

  25. reality-check says – reply to this


    125

    Well her x husband is fat and poor so why not this guy whos fat and rich?

  26. criminallyfugly says – reply to this


    126

    You forgot to mention that the Woz, unlike the other Steve(Jobs), was the real brains(still is) behind the rise of Apple. Further proof of that point: that pic is about all you'll see(in the media) of Mistah Woz for quite a while. He should consider offering Miz Griffin The Ring eventually–if she proves to be For Real enough, that is.

  27. Yea says – reply to this


    127

    Wishing Kathy and her mother well. I hope this is the relationship you are looking for. As you know, Los Gartos is beautiful and I hope you get to spend some time there, away from the rat race. I wish you serendippity. P.S. Sometimes your D-listed conversations with your dad pop in my head and make me smile. The one that pops in my head now is when your dad tipped the spa ladies about five dollars for spending more than four hours in your suite doing pedicures for you and your family. Funny stuff, thank you!

  28. Colby says – reply to this


    128

    I know him!!!! My uncle used to work for him and i've been to his house!! :) FUn to see someone I know on here.

  29. HoMaid Pie says – reply to this


    129

    Those 2 freaks would make the best sex video ever! I'd pay good money to see them bumping uglies.

  30. poo says – reply to this


    130

    hahaha. He must be SO rich. Cause his face looks like my ass. HE HAS NO FUCKING NECK!

  31. poo says – reply to this


    131

    kljljklj;kj;

  32. D'Oh Boy says – reply to this


    132

    I think is a robot of himself !!!!! But I'd boink the red hair gal !!!!

  33. madam pince says – reply to this


    133

    He looks like a troll, but if he treats her well, that's what matters.

  34. Don't Do It Steve, You're Better Than That! says – reply to this


    134

    Kathy Griffin is as funny as Silverman, which means basically she's not.
    Griffin is a digusting and mean human being.
    Steve needs to walk away right now!

  35. Don't Do It Steve, You're Better Than That!!! says – reply to this


    135

    Kathy Griffin is as funny as Silverman, which means basically she's not.
    Griffin is a digusting and mean human being..
    Steve needs to walk away right now!

  36. Don't Do It Steve, You're Better Than That!!! says – reply to this


    136

    Kathy Griffin is as funny as Silverman, which means basically she's not..
    Griffin is a digusting and mean human being..
    Steve needs to walk away right now!

  37. Hyde says – reply to this


    137

    My God, but he could do better than that mean-spirited bitch.

  38. tt says – reply to this


    138

    seriously, if he is that rich he could do so much better, for the love of god, look at who pam anderson is marrying…kathy..step aside…i love you kathy…but he has "bought" something more expensive than ye!

  39. amie says – reply to this


    139

    I wish Kathy happiness after dealing with a terrible first hubby. I hope this guy makes her happy and of course spoils the sheit out of her!

  40. Candy says – reply to this


    140

    #119-NOT another jes-ass freak! Not everybody NEEDS fucking jes-ass!

  41. scotty says – reply to this


    141

    Get a Pre-Nup Woz. The only thing Kathy is committed to is Plastic Surgery

  42. beer says – reply to this


    142

    Oh for fucks sake they are both so damned ugly they belong together. She is just a hideous shiteous heap of ugly. Her friend is far uglier than brittany murphys hubby.

  43. SUNNY DIEGO * * * * * * * says – reply to this


    143

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  44. Ayatrollah says – reply to this


    144

    Just asking but has anyone seen Kathy Griffin and Carrot Top in the same room?

  45. angela says – reply to this


    145

    i wonder why she divorced her husband he seemed nice on the kathy show, that's fame for you once you get popular your into bigger things kinda sad.

  46. PIPI WITH DIAMONDS says – reply to this


    146

    BET
    HIS
    PIPI
    HAS
    DIAMONDS
    AND
    TITANIUM
    OR
    STD'S
    FROM HER ********

  47. WTF! says – reply to this


    147

    you people killlll me!!! That loud ugly obnoxious bitter little women is horrid and so is that McNugget in a suit! I know for the most part female comedians are ugly bitter women that always border on cruelty but damn she's the worst.
    Maybe he'll marry her and she can quietly retire from "show business" and do the world a favor

  48. FatARSEperez says – reply to this


    148

    still skinnier than that FAT ARSE Perez. And at least this guy earned his money instead of just copying other people' blogs and photos….sound familiar Mr. Fat Arse????

  49. angela says – reply to this


    149

    #119 i'm with you i used to like kathy griffin too, but she went to far over god and every thing just like sara whats her face joking about abortion and when she said she'd like to ship everyone to mars that haves aids. how do you call that comedy actually their not even comedians their just sad political people and they wonder why their losing must of halve of their fans. the same goes for britney i would'nt even call her a pop star all she is now is a entertainer just to entertain others.

  50. SamIAm says – reply to this


    150

    Re: perez is a hack
    GO FUCK YOURSELF AND DIE YOU PIECE OF CRAP

  51. jp says – reply to this


    151

    da plane boss, da plane

  52. Becky says – reply to this


    152

    Re: angela – Kathy went on Larry King Live saying her ex husband was sneaking money from her personal account (like $70K). As far as I know, that is the reason she is now divorced.

  53. brothabill says – reply to this


    153

    Kathy G. has made me laugh a few times but not in a LONG time. I dont know about this one, the Woz better have a pre-nup if he is thinking about marrying this one. I think she would be kind of fun to hang out with, but definitely not take a long road-trip across the country. We'd have to leave at the Grand Canyon like Joe Dirt

  54. cathy says – reply to this


    154

    fat ugly slob….she finally thinks she is on the a list…LOSER

  55. URtheRetardedBitch says – reply to this


    155

    Re: perez is a hack – I think what SamIAm was referring to was the fact that Kathy's ex-husband allegedly stole $70K from her, prompting her to file for divorce. SamIAm made perfect sense with his/her comment, whereas you look STUPID as FUCK, you RETARDED BITCH and MORON!!!

  56. piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this


    156

    She can play hide and go seek in his ass.

  57. DearCandy says – reply to this


    157

    Re: Candy – Hmmm….will you be thinking that same thing when you are burning in Hell for Eternity? You see, it won't hurt me, as a Christian, to devote my life to the Lord. It brings me great peace and happiness. I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die and find out there isn't than to live as if there isn't, and die and find out there is. Which one of us will be sorry if we're wrong? Not me!!! Think about it. I'll be praying for you, Sweetie. :-)

  58. Martha says – reply to this


    158

    #106 - Kathy Griffin is not Jewish. She's Irish Catholic.

  59. Liz says – reply to this


    159

    I think he's look nice. No pretentions about him.

  60. Lora says – reply to this


    160

    yeah so he is insanely rich
    he used to live or still does live in my town Los Gatos, CA and used to have such a cool house
    he's not that great so it's definitely only for the money but he does have a hot son!!!!!

  61. ilovekathygriffin says – reply to this


    161

    DONT DO IT KATHY!!!!!!

    He's been divorced 3 times! do you really want to be wife #4?
    no thanks.

    Unless youre doing it to get in the papers, then thats cool.

  62. Other People's Money says – reply to this


    162

    Anytime I watched her show she was always talking about money…getting it and trying to get everything for free. IMO she treated her former husband as a servant and he allowed it. I suspect he knew the marriage was ending therefore, he took the $70K from their accounts…not right but in marriage possession is 9/10s of the law. I liked her in the 90's but now she appears to be a bad controlling woman.

  63. Fitz says – reply to this


    163

    Kathy gets a man
    and Al Gore gets the Peace Prize

    What a wonderful country we live in

  64. You Need To Walk Away Right Now Steve! says – reply to this


    164

    Don't do it Steve!
    She's not who you think she is.
    Her humor just diguisses her vicious anger toward you and the world.
    Drop her like yesterdays lunch Steve!

  65. damo says – reply to this


    165

    hehe, he loos like jabba the hut and she looks like that little ugly bird/ bat thing that was his pet…….'BRING ME SOLO!!!'…..

  66. Sasha says – reply to this


    166

    I LOVE KATHY! She is attractive in a witty and smart way. And maybe she's not everyone's type, but she's no where near ugly. She has the kind of humor that is meant for a more sarcastic and nonconventional mind. You either get her or you don't. She doesn't need fart and poop jokes for laughs and she's not a kiss a**. She tells it like she sees it and I respect that. I wish her and them(if that's the case) the best.

  67. miss behave says – reply to this


    167

    who in their right mind would
    ever consider hooking up with such a BUTTUGLY man-woman. all that face rearanginghasn't helped at all. there is just no hope so some people. can Kathy just fade away and get the hell out of areas that require more class and appeal? Why does she wag this flaming red contaminated poot all over town? Hey guy–RUN NOW. FAST.

  68. satan666 says – reply to this


    168

    Steve Wozniak is a freemason. I don't know what degree.

    To get past the 11th degree of freemasonary. The freemasons have anal sex with boys. This degree was created by none other than the great beast Aliester Crowley. They came anal sex opens a vortex and the more pure, the better. Thus the choice of young boys.

    Freemasons run our world.

    I am not into religion but these knobs practice Satanism.

    The first Apple computer was sold at $666.00

    Her are a few dicks who are freemasons ( a club created by the Jesuits and the most powerful man in the world Peter Han Kolvanbach (The Black Pope):

    Bill Clinton, Senior Demolay (Masonic youth group)
    Newt Gingrich, 33rd Degree Freemason
    Bob Dole, 33rd Degree Freemason
    Jack Kemp, 33rd Degree Freemason
    Storm Thurmond, 33rd Degree Freemason
    Colin Powell, 33rd Degree Freemason, U.S. Secretary of State
    Jesse Helms, 33rd Degree Freemason
    Barry Goldwater, 33rd Degree Freemason
    Al Gore, Freemason

  69. Princess Mags says – reply to this


    169

    $$$ Cha-ching! :lol:

  70. Babs on the Beach says – reply to this


    170

    I couldn't be more thrilled for her, she is a kick. I hope they are super happy. See you Dec 1 in San Francisco Kathy….

  71. moi says – reply to this


    171

    ummm does he not realize that kathy is DATING HIM FOR THE MONEY, duh.
    AND
    with all of that money couldn't he find a hotter gf?!

  72. ll says – reply to this


    172

    Re: Lora – hahahahaa the son is pretty damn hot, but he's def a prick too… gary's partys were pretty damn epic.
    and kathy will wanna watch out the last mrs. woz is a bit on the psycho side.

  73. lala says – reply to this


    173

    smart lady, not like that douchbag spears who married a lazy dog

  74. lakevubud says – reply to this


    174

    No amt of money in the world could make me fuck someone without a NECK!
    Gross.

  75. ashley mashley says – reply to this


    175

    no amount of money would make me want to date a fat old chinese dude. and no amount of money would make me want to date an ugly fire-crotch wrinkled faced ugly twat like kathy griffen. they both have no taste.

  76. daisy says – reply to this


    176

    he has no neck. one hundred and eighty FIRST

  77. i agree with the first poster! says – reply to this


    177

    i agree with m, the first poster!!!!

  78. Nicole says – reply to this


    178

    he is so ugly i don't know where to begin!!!!

    i love kathy griffin, though! :)

  79. morgan says – reply to this


    179

    i love kathy..she is good people

  80. lovedoll says – reply to this


    180

    HE LOOKS LIKE AN OLD OOMPA LOOMPA

  81. Gern says – reply to this


    181

    I watch her show and I think she is hilarious, but you could not pay me to fuck her. That rich dude should know if you got dough, you can get all sorts of hot-ass young floozies. Holmes needs to launch that fire crotch.

  82. Cassandana says – reply to this


    182

    I hope not too many people make negative comments about Miss Griffin. I wish her all the happiness that she truly deserves, and after her last marriage she needs to be happy. She is such a gifted comedian, and a good person so everybody better leave her alone. That outfit looks really good on her and makes her really look slim. TEAM GRIFFIN!!!!

  83. Rash Manly says – reply to this


    183

    "Hi, this is Kathy!
    Guess what Steve bought me this week?
    Thats it!
    I mean Steve BOUGHT ME,
    and we signed the contracts this week!"

  84. LOL says – reply to this


    184

    Re: damo – OMG this was hilarious!

  85. NotSoSweet says – reply to this


    185

    Re: Cassandana – Sweetie, what is the last thing Ms. Griffin did that would qualify her as a "good person" (as you say) that she didn't require a camera crew to film? She went around LA, handing out money to strangers. She made sure her camera crew was there and called a magazine to send a reporter out to get even more publicity. She recently insulted MILLIONS of people by "dissing" their Lord and Savior. Yeah, she's a real sweetie…

  86. Carrot head fugly old bitch says – reply to this


    186

    She is a practicing Catholic but her mother is of Jewish descent.

  87. 4 Jesus says – reply to this


    187

    JEWS LIKE THIS BITCH NEED TO STOP INSULTING CHRISTIANS. THEY GO AROUND TALKING SHIT ABOUT JESUS, BUT IF SOMEONE PUTS JUDAISM DOWN OR MAKES A REALISTIC MOVIE(DEPICTING JEWS AS THEY REALLY ARE) LIKE "THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST" THEY JUMP @US MERCILESSLY. SO MOTHER FUCKER IRISH/JEW BITCH NEEDS TO CUT THE CRAP OFF.

  88. KathyIsAtheistPeople!!! says – reply to this


    188

    Re: Carrot head fugly old bitch – I am unclear of who you are saying is the practicing Jew, Kathy or her mom. If you mean Kathy, you are wrong. She is a self-proclaimed "militant atheist". She grew up Catholic, but is now Atheist. Didn't you hear her tell Jesus to "suck it" last month during her Emmy speech? She is no fan of Jesus, that she makes clear in her comedy act. I feel pity for her. She seems like a sad, miserable person.

  89. butt says – reply to this


    189

    Cathy's career is not over. She does awesome. She's too good for Wozni-whatever, who has an ego the size of alaska and is fat and ugly. She is rich enough on her own and dosn't need his money. I hope she puts him on her reality show and ruins his credibility.

  90. snarky bitch says – reply to this


    190

    They make a cute couple. I hope it works out for them. Ain't love grand!!

  91. ♀♥krazhottkelli♥♀ says – reply to this


    191

    ♀♥zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz♥♀

    I want to kill myzelf when I hear

    her talk/they're made 4 each/////

    ♀♥zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz♥♀

  92. v says – reply to this


    192

    i thought she batted for her own team?

  93. celticfife says – reply to this


    193

    She snagged The WOZ?!?!?!

    Good for her.

    They can ride around in jet packs.

    And get in his time machine so she can have a career do over.

  94. Annie says – reply to this


    194

    Good Luck Kathy and Steve !

  95. melissa beane says – reply to this


    195

    I love Kathy so much and I think it's great how she found this guy. I didn't like her ex because well he was ODD and my gay-dar was oging crazy but this guys seems right for her. Pluse he's got bank like no other…go Kathy!!!

  96. That's Perez! says – reply to this


    196

    That's Perez!

  97. heather says – reply to this


    197

    he looks like john travolta after a cartoon anvil dropped on his head.

  98. M-Dog says – reply to this


    198

    Anyone who doesn't know how cool Woz is is just showing that they are a tragically unhip child.

    Grow up. There's more to life than pretty boys. Most of them aren't worth the headache, anyway. Who'd want some airbrushed himbo over a visionary genius?

  99. mary says – reply to this


    199

    yuk, yuk and more yuk. I would have to barf first before I'd touch him. In fact with all his money I still wouldn't.

  100. Andrew says – reply to this


    200

    wait…..shes not a dyke?

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