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She Needs To Marry This One!

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Kathy Griffin took her new boyfriend, Steve Wozniak, to the opening of Diablo's Cantina at Monte Carlo Resort and Casino in Las Vegas on Saturday.

One of the founders of Apple Computers, Wozniak is insanely rich.

And we are insanely jealous!

[Image by Judy Eddy via WENN.]

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263 comments to “She Needs To Marry This One!”

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  1. ROBIN says – reply to this


    She did catch a rich one, but she still has to sleep with him. eeeyyywwww.

  2. cee cee says – reply to this


    You go Kathy - queen of funny

  3. Paulie says – reply to this


    At least HE won't try to embezzle money from her like her ex-husband did!
    You GO Kathy!
    Much happiness,

  4. Yo momma 909! says – reply to this


    That is soo freekin funny! She said the next she married it was going to be for $$ not love…

  5. m15 says – reply to this


    I love Kathy Griffin - she's said plenty of times that she's not that into a guy's looks! So good for them… she's DAMN LUCKY if she's found a nice, rich guy who makes here happy.

  6. Kathy's Main Gay says – reply to this


    I love you Kathy, you go girl!! (ya i said it- I'm bringing it back!)
    She deserves everything she gets. And to think, I was just there last week, it would have made that shit-hole, Dia-BLOWS, a helluva lot better!

  7. catherine the great says – reply to this



  8. Shawn says – reply to this


    I love when people say first and their actually second.. Don't you feel fucking stupid bryan? Next time post a real comment you dumb fuck.. Any who, I just want to know what her fetish is for big men… Her last BF was overweight and now this one is 10 times the size.. All in all she is still one lucky bitch.. I mean this man has more money then god.. She better marry him with no prenupt..

  9. Carly says – reply to this


    I bet he won't need to steal any money out of her purse…. its all in the personality. Obviously hes a smart dude.

  10. john m says – reply to this


    He got pulled over a few weeks ago doing 100+ mph in a Prius, just like Gore jr.

  11. Sasha says – reply to this


    SHE'S A COMEDIAN! She makes jokes. The Jesus comment was a JOKE and so is a lot of the stuff she does on her show! SHE"S A COMEDIAN!I am Christian and I love Jesus and nothing anyone says will change that and I am not threatened or offended by a witty comedian telling, guess what?…. A joke. I believe God and Jesus do not care about petty things.

  12. Sasha says – reply to this


    SHE'S A COMEDIAN! She makes jokes. The Jesus comment was a JOKE and so is a lot of the stuff she does on her show! SHE"S A COMEDIAN!I am Christian and I love Jesus and nothing anyone says will change that and I am not threatened or offended by a witty comedian telling, guess what?…. A joke. I believe God and Jesus do not care about petty things.

  13. EVL Dick says – reply to this


    She is a smoking hot 'butterface'

  14. holly says – reply to this


    awwwwwwwwww its papa smurf!

  15. Babs says – reply to this


    So many of you posters are really pathetic and jealous! Kathy is hilarious, successful and now she has found a good man. Steve is successful, wealthy, in love with an interesting and fun woman - AND HE COULD LOSE WIEGHT. The rest of you losers are poor, ignorant and ugly and probably nothing will ever get better for you. I guess it makes you feel better about yourselves (especially you true Christains) to say such hateful and shallow things about people who are happy. I could forgive you if you were even the tinest bit clever or funny about it….

  16. sandman says – reply to this


    Yah but if she agreed to marry a guy, then the truth would come out of the bag (loosly coined) and we'd all learn that she packs a penis. Just look at her I think it's obvious she's a guy, but then Stockard Channing has been fooling the world for 40-years and nobody seems the wiser? She's a woman as much as Carrot top is a girl? Isn't it obvious that he wishes he were, in as much as Griffin is a man pretending to be a woman? PS the jaw and shoulder pek implants Carrot guy is sporting doesn't impress me. Nor the eyeliner or pancake makeup. Thank you…

  17. Michelle loves Perez says – reply to this


    Awwww, they are too cute! :)

  18. bethl says – reply to this



  19. marym says – reply to this


    SASHA: God absolutely cares about the petty things. Those things define your character.
    BABS: It is spelled CHRISTIAN.

  20. Candy says – reply to this


    #162-HA HA HA! Superstitious HORSESHIT! FUCK GOD FUCK JESUS FUCK THE BIBLE & FUCK YOU! How's that working for ya? I'm happy knowing your wasting your time praying for me & yourself! This shit is a load that just keeps on coming because assholes like you believe this garbage handed down. I'm not burning anywhere since it's a tool of manipulation that's used on people who can't think for themselves. SUCK MY SNATCH JESUS!

  21. jessee says – reply to this


    CANDY-watch out…. death comes so soon and I can tell by your words you are lost and messed up. Pray.

  22. tonitone says – reply to this


    CANDY-arent you tired? Your life is a mess you wake up feeling like crap, your broken and sad. All you have to look forward to is the next party, more losers more meaningless sex, your broke, your job sucks and you live in a crappy place. PRAY and you will see why this is not a farce. When you are at the end of your rope or writhering in pain, call out to Jesus. Bless you.

  23. S says – reply to this


    Go Kathy! You deserve it, honey! Def a step up after that last a**hole …but I wonder if Mr. Wozniak will know how to do her hair?

  24. Candy says – reply to this


    Guess what? I'm happy, pretty & RICH, REALLY RICH! If you sheep want to follow this CULT OF CRAP, go ahead. You're the ones who NEED something to look forward to in the next life because you don't have one NOW! That's been the BULLSHIT line of religion all along, suffer in this life and we'll promise you an eternity of happiness. HA HA HA! SUCKERS!

  25. SureYouAreCandy! says – reply to this


    Re: Candy – You're "happy, pretty and RICH, REALLY RICH", huh? Sure you are…. If you were truly happy, you wouldn't be spewing so much hatred, Darlin'. Everyone here can see that you are a VERY miserable person. Even though YOU think just because you write that you're all those things, then that makes it so. You don't think people can tell by your words that you're a miserable soul? I agree 100% with #230 assessment of you. I'm praying for you… You REALLY need it!!!

  26. I want to see fugly Griffin make fun of jews... why doesn't she huh? says – reply to this


    Re: Sasha – That's not the point, the point is that jews take offense at anything coming from anybody including comedians. Nobody likes to make fun of them because they complain and create havoc.

  27. DearCandy says – reply to this


    Re: Candy – Still praying for you, even more than I was before, after seeing all your hateful replies to everyone on here. We can all tell that you are very, very sad… contrary to what you claim… God loves you, no matter what you say about Him!!! He'll forgive you. Just ask!!! :-)

  28. Wow says – reply to this


    Re: Candy – Wow, there is something really wrong with you, isn't there? You should seek professional psychiatric help, IMMEDIATELY! Better yet, PRAY to God to help you stop being such a mean, hateful schmuck!

  29. Candy says – reply to this


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I just CAN'T stop LAUGHING! My beauty is from my genes, my money is from the $50,000,000.00 my grandparents left me, so I guess "god" loves me & hates you! I think if god was real, he should be fired from the job for SHIT performance. All the misery in the world, starvation, disease, war. What has he given you? Oh wait DEFERRED COMPENSATION! I'm just amazed so many of you really believe this SHIT! ANY PROOF? NO! But I do get a bang out of all you, if you want to believe I'M REALLY UNHAPPY, all I can say is BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SUCK IT JESUS!

  30. OMGCandyIsCrazy says – reply to this


    Re: Candy – Candy says "I’m happy, pretty & RICH, REALLY RICH!" Yes, and I am the Easter Bunny! You've got $50MILLION dollars and nothing better to do with your time than log onto PerezHilton to argue with all us poor peasants! Why aren't you traveling the world or shopping with all that money?!?! YOU ARE A LIAR to the NINTH DEGREE and are PATHETIC!!! I PITY YOU!!!

  31. Ally says – reply to this


    Are you serious?!?!? I live right by this guy!!! His daughter went to my high school. WTF??? Kathy Griffin??? So weird!

  32. Candy says – reply to this


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! STILL LAUGHING! I couldn't care less whether you believe it or not. I DO love to surf the net & aggravate the "peasants". At least you know where you fit in! Sorry, it must SUCK big time to be poor trailer trash. I blog all over the world when I travel it passes the time & a GREAT source of fun pissing all you little people off! SUCK IT EASTER BUNNY!
    Off to Lake Como LOSERS!

  33. OMGCandyIsSoCrazy says – reply to this


    Re: Candy – I'm hardly white trailer trash and when I used the word "peasant", I was being "sarcastic", you dipshit!!! I live in a very nice home but don't feel it neccessary to come BRAG about how great I am to complete strangers like you do. You are so full of shit, it's ridiculous. You actually think anybody is buying your line of bullshit? $50 million, huh? Just goes to show money can't buy class (AS IF I really believe that you have more than 50 cents to your name!!!! LOSER!!!!!!!!)Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  34. LocoCandy says – reply to this


    Re: Candy – Seems like the only one getting aggravated is YOU, Loser!

  35. PoorCandy says – reply to this


    Re: Candy – It's not hard to see that you're truly unhappy. Just look at the words you write. Nothing but hate and a lot of hurt. I'll include you in my prayers.

  36. SamIAm says – reply to this


    Re: URtheRetardedBitch

  37. IN SUPPORT OF CANDY says – reply to this


    Re: PoorCandy – Well, I don't believe most of what "Candy" is saying ($50 million inheritance especially), but I will agree that praying is not going to help her. Praying is just talking to yourself.

  38. Babs says – reply to this


    Re: marym – #227 - you write "SASHA: God absolutely cares about the petty things. Those things define your character.
    BABS: It is spelled CHRISTIAN. "
    Marym, you must be God! You cared enough to respond to the petty act of a typo!!! Your petty character has been defined!

  39. Black Beach says – reply to this


    I love Kathy! Congrats! I'm not sure this dude looks like he can throw down in the bed, but the money makes up for it. Kathy Griffin is one celebrity who makes good decisions. She ain't no Pamela Anderson. Marry a rich dude Kath, and we'll see how ugly ass Gwynith Paltrow treats you now. Everything you've always said about those A-list bitches will come true.

  40. URtheRetardedBitch says – reply to this


    Re: SamIAm – You're most welcome, Honey. :-)

  41. CandyIsARetardedLoser!!! says – reply to this


    Re: Candy – Candy says "Off to Lake Como LOSERS!" Ummm…it was 2:30 A.M. in Lake Como when you wrote this. What exactly do you do there at that time? Sell drugs? Maybe do a little hookin'? Hmmm… If you're going to make pretend, be a little smarter, you retarded LOSER!!!

  42. SahhhRoger says – reply to this


    aww IL kathy griffin shes one hot sexy momma =]. i so wouldnt mind working for her. hehe or you Perez i would so work for you to =]

  43. THube says – reply to this


    They actually seem like the perfect couple. She loves the funny huggy bears!

  44. Sarah says – reply to this



  45. HRH Adam says – reply to this


    Steve Wozniak? Thats odd, I never even knew Jerry Lewis and Gilbert Gottfried had a kid. .. .

  46. marym says – reply to this


    BABS: Just pointing out that you arent paying attention to the details-the bible is full of details and truths that you have missed. I am sorry you have never prayed and had them answered-so sad for you-hopefully one day when you are in need you will ask God to help and he will be there for you so you can see that we do not just talk to ourselves. We cannot explain the pain and ugliness of this world as we do not know why MAN has let this happen. Gods plan is bigger than ours and we must walk in faith. Nobody has all of the answers on earth, they will be answered in heaven. Humans are obviously not the answer either as we are not doing enough to help the sick and dying in other countries or OUR OWN COUNTRY so stop complaining and do something-God will bless you in the end.

  47. Babs says – reply to this


    Re: marym – #254 Marym you wrote "BABS: Just pointing out that you arent paying attention to the details". Oops, looks like you forgot some details - it is "aren't". Also, I haven't missed any details or truths in the bible. Really, I haven't missed them.

  48. susanj says – reply to this


    Is he really dating him or is this a publicity stunt?

  49. sama says – reply to this



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  53. Candy says – reply to this


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH STILL LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!! Glad to see just how many of you are pissed off! Leaving for LAKE COMO this weekend DUMBFUCK! I'm still 22, I'm still beautiful and I still have 50 Mil! My grandparents left it in trust for ME! I get $750,000.00 a YEAR and the principle when I'm 30! Hope you're not walking in front of my Bentley any time soon! I just LOVE how jealous poor losers like you can get! & don't ever care if you believe it or not, I'm the one living the GREAT life! SEE YA, GLAD I'LL NEVER BE YA, LOSERS! SUCK IT JESUS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  54. Loretta says – reply to this


    Candy-So, tell us what you REALLY think! I think if I was in your Ferragamo's I guess I'd might be "If you got it, flaunt it!" too. But I'm poor as a churchmouse (no pun intended). If you need a girlfriend to go to Italy with, LET ME KNOW! I do love the way you trashed the bible bullies though, toooo much God thrown in our faces these days. I like a good iconoclast! Thanks

  55. CandyIsADumbfuck! says – reply to this


    Re: Candy – OMG!! What a delusional LIAR you are! You're the only "DUMBFUCK" I see here (besides Loretta). Oh and Loretta? If you believe Candy has $50M like she's is claiming, I have a bridge for sale… I don't know which of you is the bigger idiot, you or Candy. And Candy, just because someone is calling you a liar for pretending to be something you are not, does not make them poor OR jealous! Like someone stated earlier, some of us have more than enough material goods in life to make us happy, we just don't feel the need to come BRAG about it to complete strangers, like you do! Nobody in their right mind would believe that you really have $50M. It's just not likely that if you've been blessed with that kind of dough that you'd be such a hateful twat! Your own spiteful words are proving that you are lying about your riches. You just wouldn't be THAT pissed at the world if you had all that money. Just doesn't make logical sense, honey. Oh, and be sure if you reply on here this weekend, that you're smart enough to post under a different name, because if you forget, the cat would be out of the bag that you're not really in Lake Como (like anybody here believes you anyway.. hahahahahaha!!!)

  56. mikemuscles21 says – reply to this


    She makes me laugh so hard……….I think I coughed up my left testicle. Kathy, Find me on my space "mikemuscles". I am glad she if finally getting some.

  57. Sasha says – reply to this


    Re: marym – Anything extreme is scary. Good luck with your judgements. You may want to read about that in the bible. As far as I'm concerned her character is between her and God. I do not believe in a wrathful punishing God. All any of us can do is try to do better each day. Peace to you.

  58. Sasha says – reply to this


    Re: marym – P.S. You may want to consider that sarcasm and a condescending nature are a part of your character as well. You also write we don't have all the answers, but it seems like you are excluding yourself in that camp. Peace.

  59. marym says – reply to this


    SASHA:I am not judging anyone-just pointing out that God WILL. It is not enough that you are a "good" person like most people think. My character is not something you know about either -that too is between me and God. But I make sure I live my life helping and caring for others so that God's love is seen through my actions. Look at each person you see like you are looking at them through the eyes of their mother and their Father the Lord. PEACE to you too. I go on these blogs to spread the word that you lost souls can be saved by the love of Jesus Christ.

  60. Sasha says – reply to this


    It's funny that fanatics never see their own hypocricy. When I wrote "your character" I meant one's character. But why would you ever think I was singling you out with that statement? Perhaps you should reread what you wrote to BABS. It certainly seemed like you knew her. And it sounds like you sure are making judements to me. But I know you are too busy spreading the word of God to actually be responsible for your own words. You just like to POINT OUT others faults and your INTERPRETATION of things. Contadiction and hypocricy are funny things aren't they? You do not know what is enough and what is not enough for God, who prays, who doesn't, who's lost, etc…. Not judging? Again, why are you excluded from not knowing all the answers. The ONLY THING I'M POINTING OUT(as you like to do; for someone who thinks pettiness is important that's strange) is that these conversations are pointless. I know I will not change your mind as I know your kind and you will not change mine so stop trying. I choose to be more evolved in my thinking.Thank God! So THIS IS MY LAST WORD: Good luck with the continuing Inquisition!

  61. marym says – reply to this


    SASHA-my last word-May God have mercy on your mean spirited soul.

  62. Loretta says – reply to this


    BOY! Someone is sure obsessed with Candy! I know many celebs not only read but make comments on Perez themselves. I could believe that the rich get bored & enjoy gossip as much as my poor ass. I think YOU are afraid and jealous that Candy IS really rich and her antireligion rant pisses you off. Just think, if god is around, why is SHE "young, rich & beautiful"? It's not FAIR, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I'm crying in my pillow! Maybe she is shrill, but YOU'RE the pathetic one having to respond OVER & OVER to TRY & make YOUR point! I'll take a trip with that bitch anytime over a CUNT like YOU! Hope it keeps you up at night asshole!

  63. tjburke says – reply to this


    With the kind of cheese this dude has I'm sure he could buy a woman that doesn't have a penis and doesn't tell shitty jokes

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