Would You Ride Him?
Filed under: Z List
Showing some skin!
Frankie Muniz is ready to play with some balls!
The Malcom in the Middle alum, wearing an LA Clippers jersey, had lunch with a friend at West Hollywood cafe La Conversation on Saturday.
Muniz has recently given up acting in the hopes of being an amateur race car driver.
He's kinda hot - if you like guys that look like they do lots of meth and should be on an episode of Cops!
Frankie and Aaron Carter should be BFFs!
[Image by ODuran via Fame Pictures.]
Posted: October 14, 2007 at 6:35 pm



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First? Ewww, what happened??
He is disgusting to look at. This should be under offensive.
Ew! He's creepy.
IM SUPER HIGH
FIRST BITCHES!!
i love how you sit and diss everyone for how they look, but look at yourself! you used to be a lot more original and funny when you first started
No, but I would Justin Berfield.
Recently?
I thought he gave up acting years ago…
no..maybe
I'd ride him, definitely! lol
OMG he is gross…luv it perez
Ew, no thank you.
GROSSSSS
Ew.. that's gross. He used to be adorable…
He and Aaron can't be BFF's.. Didn't they both date Hilary Duff?
Ew
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Hello Gordo, you fat fucking slob. You have about as much fashion sense as the love child of Elton John and Liberace. Fat people should not make fun of skinny people for being fat.
what is with that shit stache? yuck, frankie! yuck!
white trash
Why are his ears so small?
shitttt.. P-CUM DUMPSTER! you've really captured the essense of what its like to live a day in your life here … meth…coke.. aaron carter .. are you making fun of Frankie Muniz or is this you're way of telling the world you've met you're match … ps. you're a gossip column loser with nothing going for him, how does it feel?? .. (this is the part where i'd stick a mic in your face but we all know you'd just go down on it like pam on tommy)
wow. he did NOT age well.
but… he looks far less douchey than aaron carter.
Hell to the no
is it any wonder why the general population believes gay people are nothing but sexual deviants? All you seem to talk about is how "doable" or "rideable" someone is! You really help to perpetuate this stereotype.
OMG!,,,WTF happened to him?…he used to be cute,,, now he looks as old as Casey Affleck.
Um
did he ever reach his full potential height instead of 5'2”?
I've seen him in real life.. and he's really unattractive to say the least.
Malcom in the Middle was the Shit. Everyone on it was great. The parents were hysterical.
Funny as Fuck.
If my other choice was a golden retriever, and you know what? I'd still have to think on it……seriously, this guy is disgusting.
ah…… NO!
ewww…..no wonder we never hear of him anymore…….
CUTE!!!!
Hair transplant.
He sort of looks like a young Ralph Finnes (pronounced Rayf Fines), who is a great actor and handsome. He'll grow into it more.
hell yeah! i still love Frankie and would do him in a minute. but date him first. i love you frankieeeeeeeeee
Uh, gross.. he needs to get ridda' the facial hair and then grow his hair out so that it's longer.. and shaggyish.. to cover up the fact that he has the smallest fuckin ears ive seen in my life. wth? scares me.
Wow… the rest of his head grew to Frankenstein proportion, but his ears are still itty-bitty. Nothing to grab onto if you're shoving your cock into his face. Which I wouldn't, thank you very much.
He's a friend of mine who I havn't talked to in a while, glad to see he's still alive!
p.s - He'd never be friends with Aaron Carter, he's not even friends with anyone of the famous circle.
But I see where you're getting at.
he is CUTE AND RICH!!
Re: fu – yOu SWEAR like perez reads this shit!
YESS.
THIS is wht i call sexxiii.
yum. *lick* ;]
He has had his 15 minutes of fame!! What is he, 5'1"??? What a joke.
Well at least he's pursuing other interests unlike other child actors that only pursue whatever jobs they can get… I'm pretty sure he's gonna get back into acting once his money runs out, I think he'll do ok…
what a nerdy chump!
Ick. He looks like the guys I never fucked in high school.
I was going to say something about an awkward prepubescent stage, but I think he's well past that. Gross.
Re: LeeYuh – BITCH PLEASE … You know he read this and everything that comes along with his bullshit posts … ITS PROBALY YOU HEY P-BLOW4BLOW; He may have a web page and be hated by we celebs - but dude still swallows spermshots when he's not scrambling for false information .. havn't you heard! P-NOPRUNE IS ON HIS WAY TO THE SLAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!
nope. but he has pretty eyeballs.
Who wants to think about Aaron Carter even for a second? Uuuugh!
He needs inject some steroids! hes 20-something and looks like he pasted some hair on his face….
#37, hair transplant?
He has a mature hairline, he's not 12 anymore. I hate how in Hollywood men fell the need to have the hairline of a teenager…well, half the time I'm sure it's a piece or transplant
fugly.
EWWWWWW!!! He's sooooo weird looking! what happened???
uy! que feo =/
he looks so weird what happened to him he was so cute now look at him
Re: Shannon –
yes, why are his ears so small????!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's hot as hell. Just look at those cute little ears. I'd do him for sure.
Ah, he used to be so cute! He was great on Malcolm, and he seemed to have so much acting potential when he was younger, like in My Dog Skip.
How unsanitary to go into a restaurant with your pit hairs hanging out! Ick.
YES I WOULD. Manly looking lad.
has anyone else seen the movie "The Tin Drum" and noticed that this guy looks just like the weird dwarf kid star of that film?
i don't think you've ever been so right on.
he would be a good candidate for an otoplasty
why does it matter who is first?!
why does it matter who is first?!
I'd get Malcolm in his middle! I could pound his ass ’til his eyes twitched!
I saw Frankie race at the Grand Prix in Edmonton. He should have stayed with acting.
EWWWWWWWWW WTF, WHAT THE HELL, GROSS. HE LOOKS LIKE A ELF
HIM & AARON SHOULD BE BFFS LMFBO !
ILY PEREZ
Of course he will be a race car driver . . . He is only a so so actor, so he won't be going back to that. He needs a little body work to handle a real car.
i'd hit it.
Isnt he gay?>?
Perez this is low even for you…he still looks 9 years old
perez is so ugly it is funny
LOL at the Aaron Carter comment….dude…frankie used to be adorable…he looks like Brian Peppers now hahahaha.
oo i'd do him
hell no that mother fuckers ugly.
hes always been ugly and always will be.
holy shit!!!! he changed..alot!!
Perez, why don't you stop drawing the silly, juvenile things on the pictures and stop writing on them? We'll read your comments anyway at the bottom.
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like a child pornographer?
Maybe you'll see him on Hollywood's sexual predator list someday…
yowzah
what happened?
EEEWW I would rather do K-Fed than him! What the heck happened?
OK… first of all… if Frankie Muniz is going to go out in public and potentially get paparazzied for the first time in years, he should have worn a different shirt. The basketball jersey does little for most men. Mostly they're worn by unattractive men who want to be rappers. Surely, his Malcolm checks could have afforded him something a little more classy… especially for something termed a "cafe"… if it was a "cafeteria", maybe he could have gotten away with this getup. He should have shaved that mustache-esque object off. It looks awful, it's not full enough and it makes him look 40. He should have done his hair while he was at it. Who was the "friend" he was meeting… Britney Spears? Seems like he's taking fashion advice from her and God knows she's out of the house often enough to have lunch with most of the people in L.A.
Yuck! This is the WORST picture I have ever seen of him! And he's normally adorable! I always loved him on that show Malcom in the Middle. I still watch the reruns from time to time.
Well… you can't be cute 24-7, 365 days out of the year, right? Everybody gets a little scruffy from time to time I suppose. Besides, he's got a lot more money than the rest of us working stiffs, so I doubt he cares very much what any of us think about his looks!! (lol)