J. Lo Debuts Low

Filed under: Music Minute > Jennifer Lopez

Though we won't have official numbers until tomorrow night….J. Lo's new album, Brave, is shaping up to be a big disappointment.

After a huge media blitz, music insiders are buzzing that Jennifer Lopez got beat by debuts from Kid Rock and LeAnn Rimes.

LeaAnn Rimes beat J. Lo?

Damn, girl. Time to announce that pregnancy!

[Image by Michael Carpenter via WENN.]

Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 10:35 am / Email this »

See All 245 Comments

245 comments to “J. Lo Debuts Low”

More comments: « 1 2 [3]

All fugly Cubans can suck my dick! says – reply to this

201

Big fat Cuban fag needs to watch his step.
Salma Hayek says – reply to this

202

Re: Andrew – I agree with you, her music sucks
toni says – reply to this

203

That's b/c you fucking gossip blogs and media only talked about her pregnancy, and NEVER mentioned her album. I didn't even know it was coming out that week. Sony is horrible when it comes to releasing good singles from her album. She should've dropped their ass loooong time ago.
to 197 says – reply to this

204

WHAT HAVE YOU ACCOMPLISHED? HUH? YOU ARE SORRY JEALOUS ASS WHO COMES HERE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR OWN LACK OF SUCCESS. DEEP INSIDE YOU KNOW YOU HATE YOURSELF MORE THAN YOU HATE JLO. AND SO YOU KNOW, JLO IS NOT GOING AWAY BECAUSE A STUPID ASS LIKE YOU WANTS HER OUT? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?…A CELEBRITY?, IF SHE IS SO WORTHLESS WHY DO YOU COME HERE TO BITCH FUGLY BIG NOSE TROLL.
Maine Gay says – reply to this

205

I bought the Leann CD because it is great. I really wanted to buy the JLo CD too, but after preveiwing it at aol music I thought it sucked! They'd be better off to NOT allow it ti be preveiwed. I would've bought it until I heard it. Sucky. Glad I didn't waste the $15.00!
MEis an idiot says – reply to this

206

Re: Me – Me is an idiot.
LIAR LIAR says – reply to this

207

Re: Maine Gay – YES" MAINE GAY" you expect us to believe that, go give yourself a spank.
vero f. says – reply to this

208

her concert was great in Chicago!!!!!!!
OH says – reply to this

209

ugly has-been whore
Glenda says – reply to this

210

I love this girl and her music, you go Jlo!
pewez says – reply to this

211

She's a Scientologist. Looks like she needs to do a lot more auditing sessions so that her Scientologist handlers can tell her what she needs to give more money to them.
to 204 says – reply to this

212

Re: to 197 –

Heh heh i have acomplished alot and i did it all without having to sell my ass or my soul so fuck you!
devorat says – reply to this

213

adorable bitch
WTF??? says – reply to this

214

Screw the album, I never liked her singing anyway. What surprises me is how FUG she looks pregnant. I thought pregnant women were supposed to glow, her face just looks awful. Has her nose always been that big??? Ewww
francis says – reply to this

215

Um, she sucks, her last album tanked, she is an old played out mexican bitch, she is a fur wearing whorebag, and her movies suck. Go away spic!
brown-eyez says – reply to this

216

the problem with j-lo is that she doesnt learn from her mistakes. that is why she keeps repeating them over and over. remember when she dedicated her entire last album to Ben. the "love of her life".and for years she even denied that she dated Skeletor years ago.actually i would deny it too.; ha ha
JLo you look AWFUL says – reply to this

217

Why does she wear her hair pulled back so tight? It looks painful. Besides, it's fugly!! Soft, flowing hair caressing her face looks SO MUCH better!!
Candy Barr says – reply to this

218

I saw an ad for her first song on television . . . It sounds as if she is singing something that she could have been singing at 16 . . . Madonna's songs matured throughout her career . . . J. Lo still sucks.
christy says – reply to this

219

I completely read this wrong.. lol.. For a split moment there I thought that kid rock beat up J-Lo. I guess I can't read beat and kid rock in the same paragraph without my mind thinking something else. lol.
JENNIFER LOOKS BEAUTIFUL says – reply to this

220

People are always envious of Beautiful people like Jennifer, i think this comments reflect the insecurity of those who envy her.
Chinagirl says – reply to this

221

Jlo's album is cool, and she must know it because she is always radiantly happy. I watched her perform "do it well" @ Letterman's and she just lifted me up from my monotony. She has such a stage bearing and striking Star looks. I bought her album @ Best Buy and i love it, is so club!
Fashionista says – reply to this

222

I don't know why she wants to sing her, acting is much better(not that much better) but with the right vehicle meh, not bad. She rode the crest with her latina flair; right place, right time. She needs to reinvent herself to stay fresh.
Her fashion sense is FIERCE! She is always hooked! Heels, gloves the right bag good fashion sense always accesorized,at least she cares what she looks like not like some of these so called celebrities.
Incidently, what did she do to Perez to to get her on his shit list? He's been very catty towards her since she's become pregnant.
Anonymous says – reply to this

223

It's not surprising to read the same comments every time a picture of JLO is posted here. They all come from the same bunch of bitter losers who have nothing else to do but to dedicate their complete lives to the bashing of others. What these losers can't figure out yet is that they are wasting their pathetic lives leaving comments she's never going to read.
Pietro says – reply to this

224

"Questa ragazza e bellisima"
Jay says – reply to this

225

What's up with the racial postings?…that's what happens when you hate someone and can't find anything wrong with them. J-Lo is charming and beautiful and hot, What's wrong with that?
NAZIS ARE SO OVER says – reply to this

226

Nazis have no power left, Poor idiots need to come to sites like this one because nobody else gives them the light of the day. If you are so racist why do you live in America? if I was you I'd go back to Germany or better yet i'd take residence in Antarctica.
lala says – reply to this

227

She will be blasted by the media regarding this, and Perez will probably have a field day. I don't think he's a big a fan as he seems. Plys, his new Latina favorite is that Cuba chick…Mendes???

J.Lo will come back on top again in the movie department w/ the Don Roos film. She has a million lives. Bombs in music, then suceeds in movies…and vice versa. That's why she's always appealing. Down in the ground one day, and up on top the next. People love rooting for the underdog.
lala says – reply to this

228

She will be blasted by the media regarding this, and Perez will probably have a field day. I don't think he's a big a fan as he seems b/c she won't kiss his ass like that Cuban chick…Mendes???

J.Lo will come back on top again in the movie department w/ the Don Roos film. She has a million lives. Bombs in music, then suceeds in movies…and vice versa. That's why she's always appealing. Down in the ground one day, and up on top the next. People love rooting for the underdog.
ALINE IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO SEE THE PSYCHIATRIST says – reply to this

229

Re: ALINE – You are having a mental trip, when you see Marc Anthony and Jlo as fellow passengers, YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO SEE THE PSYCHIATRIST.
PEACHY says – reply to this

230

Re: Peachy needs to be careful – How does saying what's on my mind make me a criminal??? And dude, stop trying to get all gangster behind your keyboard, bitch ass! I have every right to say whatever I want to say, The same way she has a right to put out those shiteous records & Movies! I never made a threat bitch, so watch what the fuck YOU say!
Peachy is a gangster says – reply to this

231

Re: PEACHY – Gangster?, you are the gangster, I am just an ordinary man who finds your comments offensive and threatening.
Lucy says – reply to this

232

Haterz need to tone down their postings, you sound like master criminals, why do you hate a sweet pregnant woman like JLo?…I find her very artistic and fun. You do too, but you'd like to have all the money she has and her artistic power. Shoo shoo out a here, move on haterz.
PEACHY says – reply to this

233

Re: Peachy is a gangster – Offensive, yes! The comments I made were offensive, i get it! But, "Threatning" is far from it! Hoping for something & saying you will do something are 2 VERY different things dear.

So "Ordinary Man" do me a favor & go eat your fat ordinary ass to oblivion & become the size of your couch, which I'm quite sure you already are! I'm done…

And YES bitch I am fucking gangster!
Chinawhite says – reply to this

234

Yeah well what's up with the cover of that album? It literally looks like she's pissed off at herself. Wtf?
HRH Adam says – reply to this

235

….guess she didn't learn from Whitney/Bobby. You marry a lameass, your career never recovers. Her last movie bombed and now her album is, as well. But hey, J Lo has made a shitload of money over the years. Proof positive that the Devil is open for business, purchasing souls.
Leigh says – reply to this

236

J Lo is a beautiful girl but is not a real talent. Her voice is like Janet Jacksons'–it is NOTHING with out a big band a back up singers. Her singing career is in the crapper…..
Ooba Gooba says – reply to this

237

J-Ho has zero talent and should go the hell away. She sucks completely.
captain obvious says – reply to this

238

it's because she's boooooooooring.
cia says – reply to this

239

She didn't announce her pregancy. Just because it's on the cover of every tabloid doesn't make it true! When it comes from JNo's pretty, lil mouth (or from a carefully scripted statement from her handlers!), I will believe it!
cia says – reply to this

240

She didn't announce her pregancy. Just because it's on the cover of every tabloid doesn't make it true. When it comes from JNo's pretty, lil mouth (or from a carefully scripted statement from her handlers!), I will believe it!
GigiNY says – reply to this

241

The hood rat doesn't even know how to sing-she married Marc for singing lessons. SHE SUCKS!
Wellingtom says – reply to this

242

Re: PEACHY – YOu are calling me fat ass? I am in very good shape and a lot younger than you. Look at yourself in the mirror and you'll see what a fatass looks like.
Jenny is a great singer who rocks the stage says – reply to this

243

Haterz are bitter admirers, you know she rocks and that eats you up fuckers. Jenny dedicated track#7 to all of her haterz.
SHE'S NO SELENA says – reply to this

244

What do you expect. The girl thought she could become Selena. Only one thing, SHE CAN'T SING!!! Give it up girll You are trying to live a dead woman's life. Not going to happen. Selena is the only Selena. Shut up and dance, (back up dancing of course)
i DONT LIKE THIS ANYMORE says – reply to this

245

IM GETTING REALLY TIRED READING ABOUT THIS TALENTLESS HASBEEN