Separated At Birth
Filed under: Separated At Birth > Joss Stone
Left: Joss "Will Fuck For Tracks" Stone. Right: Jocelyn "Cat Lady" Wildenstein.
Posted: October 15, 2007 at 2:08 am
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Separated At BirthFiled under: Separated At Birth > Joss Stone
Left: Joss "Will Fuck For Tracks" Stone. Right: Jocelyn "Cat Lady" Wildenstein. Posted: October 15, 2007 at 2:08 am
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first
didnt you already do this one back in the day?
You're such a douchebag Perez.
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She is HOT and she's down with the 420.
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I'd hit it in a heartbeat.
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She's down with the backdoor, front door, ANY which way but loose.
first!!!!
gross
first
HA!
first?
They look alike.
last..
Same squinty eyes! But Jocelyn Wildenstein is so much of a plastic surgery victim/freak-show she almost makes Joan Rivers look halfway normal by comparison.
they look exactly alike. i hate that bitch joss stone and i never liked her. what a man.
so nearly first!
shit
good 1 perez
Not first!
it's the eyes
hahaha she really does look like her!!
burnnnnnn ouch.
Weird. Joss/Jocelyn. Connection?
Ewwwwww. How disgusting.
Anyway, Perez, Fidel says to f*ck off, he's still alive.
ew that woman is creepy!
Why the hella re you hating on joss stone?? she's down with the 420 maaaaaaaan.
i ALWAYS thought this too pee-pee. nice one.
Perez, never have you made a more accurate comparison. Dead ringer!! Both bitches are equally scary. Yipes.
Ugh. I was just thinking that earlier today.
cruel but i thought exactly the same thing the first time you posted that pic of her. It's in the eyes…
You're just jealous Perez. Joss is hot & can sing her ass off!!
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Even Joss' fans have to admit, her eyes are too squinty. Maybe she should have some surgery to open them up a bit. The rest of her face is fine, although she'll be looking haggard by her mid-30s. She's already getting lines around her mouth.
Perez I love u. But, Joss is so cool. Make fun of Britney please! or someone else.
JOSS is the real thing. She is hot, she does not need dancers to distract the audience from her voice like most "singer" do. She is so great.
Mascarita84
WHOA, SAME NAME, SAME FACE. JOSS IS ACTUALLY PRETTY, MIND, MISS CAT LADY IS NOT!
You've already done this one!
No way! Perez…
She is so cool. I love her.
She is so talented she doesn't need dancers to distract the audience from her performance. She has a one-of-a-kind voice that most people appreciate to hear it live in a concert. Most "singer" today suck, they have to get really nice beats, latest fashion, extreme make-up and computer to create an illusion and just flash it over and over to ignore the talent they don't have.
You've already done this before, Perez. Are you THAT desperate that you're not recycling your own jokes???
Cat lady looks more like Maonna.
perez why dont u talk about fidel castro no more? you suck ur losing ur fans.. ur going main stream
perez why dont u talk about fidel castro no more? you suck ur losing ur fans.. ur going main stream
perez why dont u talk about fidel castro no more? you suck ur losing ur fans.. ur going main stream
spot on. so spot on, it's worth being repeated, so shut the fuck up losers.
A pair of fuckin' pigs….bet their cunts smell putrid.
GAHHH..My eyes Perez, my eyes.
Something like this needs to be under the "Easily Offended" tag!
MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!One of the best comparisons yet, Perez! Jocelyn could easily be Joss' mother.
"Will Fuck For Tracks" ??? I must have missed something….
Call me old school, but what does "Fuck For Tracks" mean? What is the reference?
Don't be hatin!! Her voice rocks - who cares if she fucks for tracks, as long as their good!!!
joc WISHES she looked like joss.
I make Wildenstein jokes all the time and nobody knows what I'm talking about. Thanks for keeping the jokes alive!
These 2 aren't fooling me. They're not quality ladies…but rather a pair of dirty old cunts. They smell like a tin of rotten sardines left out in the sun.
The "Cat Lady" is very scary looking and she is almost 70 years old!! Joss Stone is nowhere near this scary or that old but there is still a frightening resemblance. Once upon a time very very long ago Jocelyn Wildenstein was gorgeous, and cat lady in a beautiful, goddess, way, …not a crazy, feline looking freak. lol. Joss Stone was never that pretty.
Joss is turning into a little bit crazy. We're goint to be seeing a lot more of you girl!
thats mean.. joss is pretty unlike that monstrosity.. jerk
funny shit, perez
but, i still like joss stone.
Perez, I laughed so damn hard!!! You're back to your true form and I love it!!
Joss is so up her own hole, maybe when she see's this she'll finally be looking in the mirror and realise what a tit she is. Silly girl, as she has so much potential, if she would just sing, and lose the attitude she'd do so well, but do we think she'd ever have to wisdom to do just that??!! lol, she's gonna be sorry in a few years time at the opportunities she's missed out on for being so damn arrogant!
You got this one so right Perez. They are both fucking ugly bitches
I thought they were the same! XD
You are an idiot Perez. What did Joss do to cause you to dis her so Much? Jealous?
Fuckface you should leave Joss alone with your fuck 4 tracks comment. how many dirty dicks have you sucked to get a story?
The likeness is so uncanny!!!!!
I've always liked how people take this stuff to heart… you don't have to get angry over someone's opinion… that's just what it is. Perez's opinion… Why can't people look at this kind of stuff in good fun? Sure, Perez might really dislike her, but it doesn't mean anyone else has to… Man, some people are just too easy. Lighten up everyone, this is not life… it's just a website, that "some of us" enjoy, because it's humorous.
Have a good day everyone.
HAHAHAHA so true. Joss is discusting. I bet she takes a load on the face afer fucking for tracks. WHORE.
JOSH STONE IS GORGEOUS AND TALENTED.
WE ALL KNOW YOU ARE NEITHER.
YOU ARE JUST SO VINDICTIVE BECAUSE SHE SNUBBED YOU AND YOU WILL DO ANYTHING.
THAT IS PATHETIC WHEN A CROSS BETWEEN A PIG AND A GORILLA GETS SO MEAN
hahahahahahaha! thankyou sooooooo much for that it really cheered me up! my ex loves her and has loads of pics of her which really pissed me off but now im not that bothered anymore! Thanks Perez!!!
LOL, Perez you are fricken hilarious. Right on! But I must say, you have way too much time on your hands to have dug this one up!
MARIO ANAL WARTS is just mad that Joss held his tiny balls to the flames.. and was funny.
Still jealous because she has a vagina and you don't, huh Perez?
OMG..you nailed it!! she so looks like her aaahahahahah
god, it's sucks.
she has great voice. and great singles. she does not need to fuck for them.
LOL…PERFECT!!!! I almost spit my morning coffee out.
PS - Perez said we will not SEE Fidel until they announce his death. An old video and phone call don't prove he is still alive.
Why the hate for Joss Stone? She is a great live performer unlike most overproduced artists out now, and she was awesome at the ACL fest!!
OMG..Catlady looks like Eric Stoltz in that movie with Cher (forgot the name)
unbelievable…thats sick
I think Leona Lewis looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein. Joss I think in this pic its her makeup
I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE BIT…GAH
Fratelòòòò is a great fan of Cat Woman. He has got a big poster in his room.
ewww.. that is so gross… she looks like a 1970's catchers mit….. yikes..
Whass wrong with fuckin' 4 traxx??
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHY PEREZ KEEPS CLAIMING JOSS SCREWS FOR TRACKS?
hahahaha
this hating on Joss Stone is getting fucking old… and who the hell doesn't fuck for tracks? are you kidding? no one cares about her anymore… did she fuck someone Perez fancies or what?
Its fucking annoying- like the first people who comment who don't say shit except "first!" as if thats a fuckn accomplishment.
actually, i can't wait for Perez to get more famous! he's so fucking ugly and weird (that hair, jeezus.. i thought gay people had style) he's gonna get destroyed by what he created- now thats entertainment!
UGLY BITCH STONE - SHIT KARAOKE SINGER THATS ALL - CHILL DUDES NO POINT GETTING ALL STRESSED BECASUE OF BORING KARAOKE SINGIN' STONE - SHE BLAND BLAND BLAND - AND UGLY AS FUCK - SHE LOOKS 43 !! GO BACK TO UK UGLY BLAND BORING CROSS DRESSING HO
ahhh thats wat ive been thinking this whole time!!
ahah oh my gosh!!!! they are identical!! they seriously look like twins… that is hilarious perezito!
personally, i would like to say a heartfelt "fuck you" and "please die slowly, attention-seeking fag who has a nice blog" and obviously "get AIDS and die" (but who would fuck this guy? seriously? he is the gay version of king of queens)
living in an asian country, i just hate people who poke fun at squinty eyes (that cat lady is an exception, though)
besides, you already did this one… we know you hate her- just say that and move the fuck on, you don't want to start slipping now..
ooohhh! Jocelyn gives me a rush. Exhilarating baby. I am sweating.
I'm running right out to get plastic surgery!!!! YIKES!!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha ha. oh, perez.
i fucking hate joss stone.
OH SHIT…..HILARITY
Striking resemblance in these photos. See what Joss has to look forward to!
you're trippin Perez!
i cant believe u dissed joss stone. nobody has ever really dissed her before. now winehouse and lily i heard before but never joss. she seems pretty classy
The really sad part is that Jocelyn started out a perfectly pleasant-looking lady. Not a knockout, maybe but sweet-looking with a friendly demeanor. I was horrified when I saw the end results of her completely unnecessary surgeries!
The article I read (about ten years ago) said that she was even socializing with her plastic surgeon. I remember thinking to myself that it was amazing she was willing to even speak to him!
Geez….get over the jealousy already. Just because no one will fuck you for tracks or anything else.
haha its true they are twins!!