Separated At Birth

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Left: Joss "Will Fuck For Tracks" Stone. Right: Jocelyn "Cat Lady" Wildenstein.

    Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 2:08 am / Email this  »

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    1. amberllll says – reply to this


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      first :)

    2. laura says – reply to this


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      didnt you already do this one back in the day?

    3. IHateLindsay says – reply to this


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      You're such a douchebag Perez.
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      She is HOT and she's down with the 420.
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      I'd hit it in a heartbeat.
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      She's down with the backdoor, front door, ANY which way but loose.

    4. Christine says – reply to this


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      first!!!!

    5. cdieee says – reply to this


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      gross

    6. javier says – reply to this


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      first

    7. meg says – reply to this


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      HA!

    8. ingy says – reply to this


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      first?

    9. Ok says – reply to this


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      They look alike.

    10. sd says – reply to this


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      last..

    11. JohnnyG says – reply to this


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      Same squinty eyes! But Jocelyn Wildenstein is so much of a plastic surgery victim/freak-show she almost makes Joan Rivers look halfway normal by comparison.

    12. lisa says – reply to this


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      they look exactly alike. i hate that bitch joss stone and i never liked her. what a man.

    13. ingy says – reply to this


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      so nearly first!

    14. slardman says – reply to this


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      shit

    15. crappy says – reply to this


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      good 1 perez

    16. alicia says – reply to this


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      Not first!

    17. dalin says – reply to this


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      it's the eyes

    18. Jasmine says – reply to this


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      hahaha she really does look like her!!

    19. kenny says – reply to this


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      burnnnnnn ouch.

    20. EP says – reply to this


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      Weird. Joss/Jocelyn. Connection?

    21. John Lennon says – reply to this


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      Ewwwwww. How disgusting.

      Anyway, Perez, Fidel says to f*ck off, he's still alive. :)

    22. jane says – reply to this


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      ew that woman is creepy!

    23. LOl says – reply to this


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      Why the hella re you hating on joss stone?? she's down with the 420 maaaaaaaan.

    24. mel says – reply to this


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      i ALWAYS thought this too pee-pee. nice one.

    25. Boston Terrier Fan says – reply to this


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      Perez, never have you made a more accurate comparison. Dead ringer!! Both bitches are equally scary. Yipes.

    26. Heather says – reply to this


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      Ugh. I was just thinking that earlier today.

    27. G says – reply to this


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      cruel but i thought exactly the same thing the first time you posted that pic of her. It's in the eyes…

    28. Wendy says – reply to this


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      You're just jealous Perez. Joss is hot & can sing her ass off!!

    29. robina says – reply to this


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      eeee.

    30. JohnnyG says – reply to this


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      Even Joss' fans have to admit, her eyes are too squinty. Maybe she should have some surgery to open them up a bit. The rest of her face is fine, although she'll be looking haggard by her mid-30s. She's already getting lines around her mouth.

    31. Ali says – reply to this


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      Perez I love u. But, Joss is so cool. Make fun of Britney please! or someone else.

      JOSS is the real thing. She is hot, she does not need dancers to distract the audience from her voice like most "singer" do. She is so great.

      Mascarita84

    32. THE GIRL says – reply to this


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      WHOA, SAME NAME, SAME FACE. JOSS IS ACTUALLY PRETTY, MIND, MISS CAT LADY IS NOT!

    33. Cat says – reply to this


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      You've already done this one!

    34. Ali says – reply to this


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      No way! Perez…

      She is so cool. I love her.

      She is so talented she doesn't need dancers to distract the audience from her performance. She has a one-of-a-kind voice that most people appreciate to hear it live in a concert. Most "singer" today suck, they have to get really nice beats, latest fashion, extreme make-up and computer to create an illusion and just flash it over and over to ignore the talent they don't have.

    35. OLD NEWS says – reply to this


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      You've already done this before, Perez. Are you THAT desperate that you're not recycling your own jokes???

    36. brit can't sing says – reply to this


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      Cat lady looks more like Maonna.

    37. u suck says – reply to this


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      perez why dont u talk about fidel castro no more? you suck ur losing ur fans.. ur going main stream
      perez why dont u talk about fidel castro no more? you suck ur losing ur fans.. ur going main stream
      perez why dont u talk about fidel castro no more? you suck ur losing ur fans.. ur going main stream

    38. Shireen says – reply to this


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      spot on. so spot on, it's worth being repeated, so shut the fuck up losers.

    39. Carolynne says – reply to this


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      A pair of fuckin' pigs….bet their cunts smell putrid.

    40. Mallory says – reply to this


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      GAHHH..My eyes Perez, my eyes.
      Something like this needs to be under the "Easily Offended" tag!

    41. Meg says – reply to this


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      MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!One of the best comparisons yet, Perez! Jocelyn could easily be Joss' mother.

    42. nldiaz says – reply to this


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      "Will Fuck For Tracks" ??? I must have missed something….

    43. ChakaJon says – reply to this


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      Call me old school, but what does "Fuck For Tracks" mean? What is the reference?

    44. Bree says – reply to this


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      Don't be hatin!! Her voice rocks - who cares if she fucks for tracks, as long as their good!!!

    45. Sara G. says – reply to this


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      joc WISHES she looked like joss.

    46. Pepper says – reply to this


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      I make Wildenstein jokes all the time and nobody knows what I'm talking about. Thanks for keeping the jokes alive!

    47. Carolynne says – reply to this


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      These 2 aren't fooling me. They're not quality ladies…but rather a pair of dirty old cunts. They smell like a tin of rotten sardines left out in the sun.

    48. hi says – reply to this


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      The "Cat Lady" is very scary looking and she is almost 70 years old!! Joss Stone is nowhere near this scary or that old but there is still a frightening resemblance. Once upon a time very very long ago Jocelyn Wildenstein was gorgeous, and cat lady in a beautiful, goddess, way, …not a crazy, feline looking freak. lol. Joss Stone was never that pretty.

    49. J says – reply to this


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      Joss is turning into a little bit crazy. We're goint to be seeing a lot more of you girl!

    50. perezismean says – reply to this


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      thats mean.. joss is pretty unlike that monstrosity.. jerk

    51. RJII says – reply to this


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      funny shit, perez

      but, i still like joss stone.

    52. Michelle in Dublin says – reply to this


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      Perez, I laughed so damn hard!!! You're back to your true form and I love it!! :) Joss is so up her own hole, maybe when she see's this she'll finally be looking in the mirror and realise what a tit she is. Silly girl, as she has so much potential, if she would just sing, and lose the attitude she'd do so well, but do we think she'd ever have to wisdom to do just that??!! lol, she's gonna be sorry in a few years time at the opportunities she's missed out on for being so damn arrogant!

    53. Ashley says – reply to this


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      You got this one so right Perez. They are both fucking ugly bitches ;)

    54. Kat3 says – reply to this


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      I thought they were the same! XD

    55. fifi says – reply to this


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      You are an idiot Perez. What did Joss do to cause you to dis her so Much? Jealous?

    56. BeefyShiz says – reply to this


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      Fuckface you should leave Joss alone with your fuck 4 tracks comment. how many dirty dicks have you sucked to get a story?

    57. aussiekazz says – reply to this


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      The likeness is so uncanny!!!!!

    58. Jesse says – reply to this


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      I've always liked how people take this stuff to heart… you don't have to get angry over someone's opinion… that's just what it is. Perez's opinion… Why can't people look at this kind of stuff in good fun? Sure, Perez might really dislike her, but it doesn't mean anyone else has to… Man, some people are just too easy. Lighten up everyone, this is not life… it's just a website, that "some of us" enjoy, because it's humorous.

      Have a good day everyone.

    59. gina says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHA so true. Joss is discusting. I bet she takes a load on the face afer fucking for tracks. WHORE.

    60. tal says – reply to this


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      JOSH STONE IS GORGEOUS AND TALENTED.
      WE ALL KNOW YOU ARE NEITHER.
      YOU ARE JUST SO VINDICTIVE BECAUSE SHE SNUBBED YOU AND YOU WILL DO ANYTHING.
      THAT IS PATHETIC WHEN A CROSS BETWEEN A PIG AND A GORILLA GETS SO MEAN

    61. juice says – reply to this


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      hahahahahahaha! thankyou sooooooo much for that it really cheered me up! my ex loves her and has loads of pics of her which really pissed me off but now im not that bothered anymore! Thanks Perez!!!

    62. Katarina says – reply to this


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      LOL, Perez you are fricken hilarious. Right on! But I must say, you have way too much time on your hands to have dug this one up!

    63. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


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      MARIO ANAL WARTS is just mad that Joss held his tiny balls to the flames.. and was funny.

    64. Milky says – reply to this


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      Still jealous because she has a vagina and you don't, huh Perez?

    65. janet says – reply to this


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      OMG..you nailed it!! she so looks like her aaahahahahah

    66. Jewel says – reply to this


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      god, it's sucks.
      she has great voice. and great singles. she does not need to fuck for them.

    67. doppelganger says – reply to this


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      LOL…PERFECT!!!! I almost spit my morning coffee out.

      PS - Perez said we will not SEE Fidel until they announce his death. An old video and phone call don't prove he is still alive.

    68. Texanne says – reply to this


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      Why the hate for Joss Stone? She is a great live performer unlike most overproduced artists out now, and she was awesome at the ACL fest!!

    69. jman says – reply to this


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      OMG..Catlady looks like Eric Stoltz in that movie with Cher (forgot the name)

    70. bumbum says – reply to this


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      unbelievable…thats sick

    71. Ali says – reply to this


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      I think Leona Lewis looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein. Joss I think in this pic its her makeup

    72. BUMMER says – reply to this


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      I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE BIT…GAH

    73. CaClub says – reply to this


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      Fratelòòòò is a great fan of Cat Woman. He has got a big poster in his room.

    74. gaby says – reply to this


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      ewww.. that is so gross… she looks like a 1970's catchers mit….. yikes..

    75. Darnell says – reply to this


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      Whass wrong with fuckin' 4 traxx??

    76. PACA says – reply to this


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      DOES ANYONE KNOW WHY PEREZ KEEPS CLAIMING JOSS SCREWS FOR TRACKS?

    77. Alex says – reply to this


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      hahahaha

    78. mooks says – reply to this


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      this hating on Joss Stone is getting fucking old… and who the hell doesn't fuck for tracks? are you kidding? no one cares about her anymore… did she fuck someone Perez fancies or what?

      Its fucking annoying- like the first people who comment who don't say shit except "first!" as if thats a fuckn accomplishment.

      actually, i can't wait for Perez to get more famous! he's so fucking ugly and weird (that hair, jeezus.. i thought gay people had style) he's gonna get destroyed by what he created- now thats entertainment!

    79. frostybitch says – reply to this


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      UGLY BITCH STONE - SHIT KARAOKE SINGER THATS ALL - CHILL DUDES NO POINT GETTING ALL STRESSED BECASUE OF BORING KARAOKE SINGIN' STONE - SHE BLAND BLAND BLAND - AND UGLY AS FUCK - SHE LOOKS 43 !! GO BACK TO UK UGLY BLAND BORING CROSS DRESSING HO

    80. loser says – reply to this


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      ahhh thats wat ive been thinking this whole time!!

    81. Monica says – reply to this


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      ahah oh my gosh!!!! they are identical!! they seriously look like twins… that is hilarious perezito!

    82. sypin says – reply to this


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      personally, i would like to say a heartfelt "fuck you" and "please die slowly, attention-seeking fag who has a nice blog" and obviously "get AIDS and die" (but who would fuck this guy? seriously? he is the gay version of king of queens)

      living in an asian country, i just hate people who poke fun at squinty eyes (that cat lady is an exception, though)

      besides, you already did this one… we know you hate her- just say that and move the fuck on, you don't want to start slipping now..

    83. gay tallywacker says – reply to this


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      ooohhh! Jocelyn gives me a rush. Exhilarating baby. I am sweating.

    84. EEEEEEKKKK!!! says – reply to this


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      I'm running right out to get plastic surgery!!!! YIKES!!!!

    85. holly says – reply to this


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      LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    86. Vanessa says – reply to this


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      Ha ha. oh, perez.

      i fucking hate joss stone.

    87. the infamous intern says – reply to this


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      OH SHIT…..HILARITY

    88. Nellie says – reply to this


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      Striking resemblance in these photos. See what Joss has to look forward to!

    89. Jen says – reply to this


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      you're trippin Perez!

    90. Brianna says – reply to this


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      i cant believe u dissed joss stone. nobody has ever really dissed her before. now winehouse and lily i heard before but never joss. she seems pretty classy

    91. Seattle Lady says – reply to this


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      The really sad part is that Jocelyn started out a perfectly pleasant-looking lady. Not a knockout, maybe but sweet-looking with a friendly demeanor. I was horrified when I saw the end results of her completely unnecessary surgeries!

      The article I read (about ten years ago) said that she was even socializing with her plastic surgeon. I remember thinking to myself that it was amazing she was willing to even speak to him!

    92. mark says – reply to this


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      Geez….get over the jealousy already. Just because no one will fuck you for tracks or anything else.

    93. betty bitch says – reply to this


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      haha its true they are twins!!

    94. max says – reply to this


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      OMG!!!
      U R A GENIUS!!!
      MARRY ME

    95. BJB says – reply to this


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      Right on the money with that one Perez

    96. Randi says – reply to this


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      Hahahahah brilliant

    97. cplusg says – reply to this


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      hahahahahah. i like this one. funny perez.

    98. CATHAZAT says – reply to this


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      That's harsh but spot on! Joss looks likes she's had work done, too. Or maybe it is just the hair.

    99. Steveo says – reply to this


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      I was eating cereal which is now all over my keyboard when seeing Wildenstein-were-wolf's pic…..Holy Crap Santa Maria

    100. HRH Adam says – reply to this


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      Touche. :)

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