She's Everywhere!

Filed under: Eva Mendes

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Now that is how you wear pearls!

The super deliciosa Eva Mendes is on the cover of the new Maxim magazine.

How'd she get so fine?

She got it from her Cuban momma!

    Posted: Oct 15, 2007 at 2:25 am / Email this  »

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    1. me says – reply to this


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      first

    2. Jinnette says – reply to this


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      She's tryna promote her new movie, thats why she's everywhere

    3. laura says – reply to this


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      shes so beautiful and talented. wonder if she really is pregnant

    4. cd says – reply to this


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      hotttttttttttt

    5. SKGJBD says – reply to this


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      she's ugly

    6. joaq says – reply to this


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      first

    7. lindsay says – reply to this


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      first.. jessica alba doesnt hold a flame to eva!

    8. peroosal says – reply to this


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      Wow I just had a dream about her!
      - peroosal

    9. blah says – reply to this


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      shes okay

    10. Kitten says – reply to this


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      LOVE HER!

    11. marcos says – reply to this


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      CALM DOWN PAPA! IT'S JUST GORGEOUS EVA!

    12. icky hair color says – reply to this


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      shes needs to get her roots done

    13. keith says – reply to this


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      FIRSTT!!!!!!
      eva is hot as hell..
      marry me!!

    14. lilly says – reply to this


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      overrated

    15. don't be haten says – reply to this


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      whoever says she is ugly is just jealous! she is GORGEOUS!!

    16. katie says – reply to this


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      i agree with #2, she's trying to promote that new stupid movie of hers so her ass will be everywhere. sorry, she's not pretty either perez!

    17. Kaimosae says – reply to this


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      What's w/ the latin ppl & their obsessive need 2 talk about them being latin & how that makes them somehow better than everyone else & how they can speak spanish and why they feel the need to praise the latin community every waking moment…? I'm a TRUE Native American but I like to think my life is much more complex than just where my descendents came from. Jeez talk about one dimensional…& boring! It's great 2 B proud of your heritage but my god it shouldn't engulf your entire identity!

    18. perez sucks now says – reply to this


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      perez why dont u talk about fidel castro no more? you suck ur losing ur fans.. ur going main stream
      perez why dont u talk about fidel castro no more? you suck ur losing ur fans.. ur going main stream
      perez why dont u talk about fidel castro no more? you suck ur losing ur fans.. ur going main stream
      perez why dont u talk about fidel castro no more? you suck ur losing ur fans.. ur going main stream
      perez why dont u talk about fidel castro no more? you suck ur losing ur fans.. ur going main stream
      perez why dont u talk about fidel castro no more? you suck ur losing ur fans.. ur going main stream
      perez why dont u talk about fidel castro no more? you suck ur losing ur fans.. ur going main stream

    19. Lourdes says – reply to this


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      Is Hayden P even 18 ??? Why is petofilic Maxim promoting her, with her underage cheerleader outfit off!!!!!!?????????

    20. high says – reply to this


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      she is hotter than Jessica Alba but she's still kind of manly.

    21. lid says – reply to this


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      she's pregnant! good way of hiding it w/ the leg on her belly!

    22. megscelebrityhangout.com says – reply to this


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      never thought she'd do maxim…

    23. Nicole says – reply to this


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      she's pretty but a bit manish

    24. jennifer says – reply to this


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      oh my.. she DOES look like a man! maxim always has the fuglist cover sluts.

    25. EvaEva_LoveThatBeava!!! says – reply to this


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      DAMN Eva is FINE! She looks like she's ready for some slideways rompin' !
      *
      You can TELL she wants it in the can. I heard she gives great blowjobs.
      *
      Muy muy MUY CALIENTE!!
      *
      Me wants some of her spicy taco!!!!!!! YEAH!

    26. mk says – reply to this


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      hot

    27. You and I says – reply to this


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      Why must EVERY woman–and girl–take of her clothes?

    28. Me11 says – reply to this


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      What Perez? No talk of all the photoshopping that went on here? No one, and I don't care who you are, has a thigh that perfectly smooth. She didn't get her body from her mom, she got it from the blur tool.

      Pretty lady, just not that perfect.

    29. Me11 says – reply to this


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      What Perez? No talk of all the photoshopping that went on here? No one, and I don't care who you are, no one has a thigh that perfectly smooth. She didn't get her body from her mom, she got it from the blur tool.

      Pretty lady, just not that perfect.

    30. barbara says – reply to this


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      i love this bitch but her head looks photoshopped on. im not saying it is, its just a weird position.

    31. carlie says – reply to this


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      yeah she is freaaaaaakiiiiiinnnn HOT!!!!!!!! and i agree, whoever says she is ugly is jealous :P go eva go! id tkae my clothes off too if i lookd that hot!

    32. micha says – reply to this


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      Re: You and IRe: You and I

      because they are hot and they want to show it

    33. Danza says – reply to this


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      Latina's are very bulky. Jlo and Eva both have that short but bulky with no defined neck syndrome. I do agree she has a pretty face though, despite the occasional manly shots.

    34. nldiaz says – reply to this


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      She's so beautiful, but yea i agree with some of you, that there is a lot of photoshop done on this pic…but still looking good! ;)

    35. candice says – reply to this


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      where's her nipple? it looks like it should be showing

    36. ewwww says – reply to this


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      ewwww!!!! gross!!!!
      her skin has the same color of poop!!!!
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    37. interesting.. says – reply to this


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      eww she does look like a man!!

    38. Nick says – reply to this


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      Perez, you make me sick. It is obvious that you don't even mean what you say, you just make statements.

    39. John says – reply to this


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      I like how she's representing Cubans without wearing too much make up like that Puerto Rican Jlo does all the time.

    40. ButtUgly.. says – reply to this


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      Nice body but put a bag over that head. Looks like a desparate drag-queen crack whore. It spoils everything

    41. Nicholas Kromka says – reply to this


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      Ew. She looks like fucking cokehead Carmen Electra. Nasty! WTF (who the fuck) is this Eva bitch, anyhoo????????

    42. Calico says – reply to this


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      Cindy Crawford works that look a whole lot better than her, she is just a clone. I don't need eva with the same face just because Cindy is a mom now!

    43. nessabitch says – reply to this


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      her legs are so fat!!!!
      gross!!!!!

    44. Captain Cupcake says – reply to this


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      Fidel is alive and LIVE on television. Perez, stick to the news about vag photos. If you are wrong about Fidel, how much other stuff are you wrong about??

    45. Jason says – reply to this


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      Well I'm glad to see Maxim featuring plus size wemon now. :)

    46. Che says – reply to this


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      Perez is a traitor to the revolution.

    47. Ashley says – reply to this


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      She is so ugly! Why does everybody love her? I really don't get it.

    48. Miss Me says – reply to this


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      manface!

    49. SHE IS HOT says – reply to this


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      SHE IS HOT AS HELL and very cuban
      JUST LIKE FIDEL CASTRO
      WHO WAS LIVE ON THE RADIO YESTERDAY
      YES
      LIVE
      100%
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
      OH LET ME SAY IT AGAIN
      FIDEL WAS LIVE ON THE RADIO
      YESTERDAY
      DID THE MIAMI POLICE GO INTO EMERGENCY TO CONTROL THE REACTION FROM THE CROWDS????
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
      SUCKER

    50. sam says – reply to this


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      ugh here we go again… ok so in this pic she may look pretty but pretty only gets you so far, she's not even famous for being an actress but she's only famous for showing herself in the NUDE! how can young girlz grow up to respect her if she's half-naked all the damn time! plz!

    51. Kimmiebaby says – reply to this


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      SO FREAKIN' HOT - YUMMY!!!!

    52. Megan says – reply to this


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      Another air brushed picture. I would like to see what she really looks like without makeup. Her face has a tranny look.

    53. Evan says – reply to this


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      She always looks dirty and like she stinks ……

    54. ana says – reply to this


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      she looks like my maid - minus the genius makeup artist and photoshopper. in fact, she looks like most of my friends' maids. but then again, she's (yuck) cuban.. these rafters are the poison of Miami.

    55. Never Satisfied says – reply to this


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      Her nose is fucked up, that thing in the middle of the nostrils sticks out further than the edges of her nostrils, she needs a nose job to fix that then she would be perfect

    56. Lauren says – reply to this


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      This picture isn't the greatest.

      If you want to see how HOT she is, watch "WE OWN THE NIGHT" with Joaquin Phoenix & Mark Walberg.

      She's super sexy & absolutely gorgeous.

    57. Winchell's ghost says – reply to this


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      Re: Kaimosae – Spot on. If white people would do that haha, we would be called Nazis…

    58. your mom says – reply to this


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      perez, she is mildly talented and hardly attractive. i'ts pretty unfair that you've skyrocketed her into any other category just ecause she happens to be latina.

    59. oliver says – reply to this


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      the thighs are big.
      the boobs are fat.
      the nose is like a cock.
      the skins colour is gross.
      and who fuckin love her?

    60. Jason says – reply to this


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      Re: ana
      To #64 - ana:

      You are ignorant, racist trash.
      I didn't know there were maids in the trailer park.
      Thanks for letting us know such pertinent information.

      Why don't you go to school and inform your skanky self about the world? Your lack of education is apparent in your stupid commentary. Keep your toxic hate to yourself. With a comment like this you are most likely on welfare and have no maid.

      If you have a maid and think like this about her you are an ugly person.

      Go to a psychiatrist and develop yourself.

    61. BOB THE BUILDER says – reply to this


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      #70 SHUT UP YOU FAT UGLY STUPID UNEDUCATED DRUGDEALING SLOPE-HEADED MONKEY CHIMP BRAINED SPIC!!! THIS IS OUR COUNTRY ASSHOLE AND WE CAN SAY WHAT WE LIKE!!! IF YOU DON'T APPROVE GO BACK HOME PEDRO!

    62. POP TART says – reply to this


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      she has the typical short, swollen thighs of her people and a very manly looking face without all the makeup and dyed blondish hair.

    63. GC says – reply to this


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      she's not really all that!!!!

    64. Amy says – reply to this


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      You get to see ever more of her in We Own the Night. Really great movie.

    65. elpepe says – reply to this


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      move over jessica,, theres another latina in town…and this one can actually act…………..maid??? i wish i had a maid like that…….i did however had maids that look pretty much like jho, with the booty and everything……and it wasn't in manhattan……

    66. elpepe says – reply to this


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      #71….
      OH bob bob bobo bob…..poor bobo bob……..your giving us americans a really really bad name……bobito bob go build a bunnker and stay there forever…..you bobo bob……

    67. Ewwww. says – reply to this


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      I wouldn't touch her with your dick.

    68. Katarina says – reply to this


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      She is beautiful. Lovin the hair!

    69. Janet Bitches says – reply to this


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      You're just jealoussssssssssss. And if you think Perez read this you're idiots. Latinas FTW :) ladies, don't be mad because your boys flock to us. Everyone knows all white guys/black guys + other guys flock to us and leave your boring cottage cheese asses behind ;)

    70. Beka says – reply to this


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      Re: Kaimosae
      Kaimosae, I agree with you 100%. It's like ok, we get it. You believe you are the elite race. Your women are spicy and have the best genes in the universe. You speak spanish and are a 'proud' people. Shut the fuck up, no one gives a shit.

      Have you noticed that Perez's posts on latino people all sound EXACTLY THE SAME. "Blah blah spicy cuban delicioso mexican yummy puerto rican muy caliente burrito aarrrrrrrriba!"

      Oh and let's not forget Jessica Alba, who had the balls to admit that this is America where English is the main language. Got Perez's cuban ass all hot and bothered over it and now he won't SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.

      ……..Why the fuck do I still read this blog?

    71. bobby says – reply to this


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      This is the idiot bragging about being Cuban eventhough she was born in Amercia. What an idiot. I will never see anything she does. Such a moron. Go to Cuban if you want to be Cuban.

    72. OBSERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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      WOW ~WOW ~WOW ~ WOW

      Funny how all the people with Caucasian names like Britt, katie, ashley seem to be bashing on her look. Can I say Jealous Bitches, then some of you go as low to bring racist remarks. wow, you are representing yourselves like true Caucasian ladies. Maxim always has women half exposed on the covers, Eva did it in a pretty classy way. But I am sure Most likely you are little insecure teenagers bashing on other races. Just sad that America is doomed because our new generation are a bunch of idiots. Unable to speak proper with either their wanna be gangsta talk or saying "like" 100 in one sentence. or listening to crappy music like most rap (Crank That,Soulja Boy Tellem) or some talentless pop shit (stupid girlfriend song with Avril).

      Their a are only 2 things that i feel are infinite, the universe and peoples stupidity, and the universe I am not too sure of.

    73. Bob the Divider says – reply to this


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      Re: BOB THE BUILDER – Bob your words aren't stopping a single Cuban, Mexican, Guatemalan or Latino from any other country from coming to the U.S., legally or not. You're doing nothing but spreading hatred of white people and Americans. If that's your goal, good job.

    74. Nothing's better than Ironic Hypocrisy says – reply to this


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      Re: OBSERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – You meant that we are unable to speak "properly." Using incorrect grammar and spelling kind of defeats the purpose of your post. Jeebuz.

    75. DUMB ,DE, DUMB DUMB BOB says – reply to this


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      #82 - bobby
      Bobby, your an idiot. What is so difficult to understand that even though she was born in America she was brought up with a Cuban Atmosphere, therefore, she is prideful of being Cuban bc she was brought up as a Cuban child. If you cant relate don't try to debate. Moron

    76. Beka says – reply to this


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      Re: OBSERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Ironic that you comment on Caucasian women being jealous, racist bitches, yet you still managed to throw in your own generalizing racist remark against Caucasian women.

      Wake up and smell your ignorance. Thanks for furthering my belief that racism is available in EVERY COLOR.

    77. datgirl says – reply to this


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      She's hot.

    78. #85 - Nothing's better than Ironic Hypocrisy says – reply to this


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      Actually proper can be used, by saying properly I would have to insinuate a language, and by insinuating a language is to create a whole new debate as to what language in America we should be speaking. Either way, thanks for taking the time to try to correct my grammar while ignoring my point, well done. that was useful.

    79. meg says – reply to this


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      WOW! go Eva!!

      And why does everybody have to turn everything into a race issue? If she wants to talk about being Latin, it's her business. If you don't like it, don't buy Maxim. I know white people are scared of anything they don't relate to, but I promise, it won't hurt you.

    80. And so... the war goes on says – reply to this


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      #87 - Beka

      If you are going to comment on my comment, then really read my comment before trying to state something. I was not being racist at all, you are putting things together that i didn't. It was an observation that all the negative comments were placed by Caucasian women bashing her on her skin color. So yes, I did state Caucasian women as being racist and jealous, bc they proved my point correctly.

    81. IAN TOWNLEY says – reply to this


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      Re: ewwww – AND YOUR SKIN PROBABLY LOOKS LIKE SUN DRIED SHIT ALL WHITE HAHAHA!

    82. j says – reply to this


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      I dunno. I think she looks like a man.

    83. Texanne says – reply to this


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      is it Eeeva or Ayva? i always hear it pronounced differently.

    84. kimmy says – reply to this


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      Pretty body- but her face looks like a man.

    85. hahaha says – reply to this


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      all you ugly bitches are jelous of her perfection. that woman is beautiful in every scence of the word. who gives a damn about an old man thats on his death bed. we are looking at a picture of EVA MENDEZ and most of you care about fidel castro. wtf!! oh and about her looking like a man. damn you ugly ho's are ruthless trying to rip people apart. and about her being fat. or having fat legs. who in this planet wants a bony woman? that hollywood shit is nasty weighing 90 lbs. she is healthy. crack whores. go eat something and maybe you wouldnt have to rip on EVA!!!

    86. Kelly says – reply to this


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      She is gorgeous!!

    87. omg!! says – reply to this


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      poop skin!!!
      poop skin!!!
      poop skin!!!
      poop skin!!!
      poop skin!!!
      poop skin!!!
      poop skin!!!

    88. womp says – reply to this


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      FLAWLESS>> and I have seen her in person, absolutely gorgeous

    89. No thanks says – reply to this


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      Sophia Loren was a beauty.

      This is just a poor mans imitation.

      And her acting is subpar too.

    90. bendingo says – reply to this


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      ahhhh, the return of the racist mendes!

    91. Bella Bella says – reply to this


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      Although she is Cuban I always picture her to have a Puerto Rican accent when she speaks Spanish. That being said, I can't stand this bitch. I don't care if she's Cuban-American or not.

    92. Bella Bella says – reply to this


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      Re: Beka

      BTW You dumb cunt. Being Latin is not a RACE it's a culture. I know many Latin women that are just as white as any other other white bitch in Hollywood. You're trying to make Perez seem like a racist because he is proud of his culture and promotes people who are proud of their culture, but by being ignorant and prejudice yourself you have done the thing you are bitching about. This goes to everyone else who was bitching about it, too. Lots of people are proud of their culture, there is nothing wrong with that.

    93. gaby says – reply to this


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      Re: ewwww – GO SUCK A DICK BITCH>>> if your poop comes out a light tan you should probably go see your doctor you might be swallowing toooo much

    94. WOOHOO says – reply to this


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      I CAN'T WAIT FOR HER SEX TAPE!
      I BET SHE MOVES THAT FAT CUBAN ASS FASTER
      THAN PEREZ RACIN FOR THE LAST TWINKIE!
      HOW LONG BEFORE THE DRUG DOWNFALL THAT IS INEVITABLE?
      MAYBE SHE'LL DO TV WITH CASTRO TOO?
      THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD?

    95. Kaimosae says – reply to this


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      I find it interesting how ppl assume it is the "white" ppl making all of the so called "rascist" comments….how simple minded! I think it's funny how she boasts about being Castro's "Cuban trash" that he kicked out…but doesn't talk about how the USA took her ppl in. She needs to stop praising latinos & start praising America for giving her big ass a home & a life & a career! And may I just point out that she DOES look like a drag queen….but a gorgeous drag queen….I'd have sex with! haho!

    96. gaby says – reply to this


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      Re: BOB THE BUILDER – Actually his name says Jason… and this is OUR home too. you piece of shit! why is your name non the builder i bet you use that name to get children to talk to you then you molest them you child molester get off of perezhilton.com before we turn your nasty ass in!!!

    97. alois says – reply to this


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      SHE SHOULD GO BACK TO FUCKEN MEXICO! NOW!!

    98. joeyOh says – reply to this


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      This one is Smokin' HOT … Whatever it is she's GoT IT !!!

    99. sean f says – reply to this


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      I'd walk through broken glass on my lips just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie!!!!

    100. to the idiot #108 - alois says – reply to this


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      Let my Mexican ass educate your ignorant one. Cuba is an Island located in the northern Caribbean while Mexico is country located North America. SEE THE DIFFERENCE GENIUS. IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE RACIST KNOW WHAT RACE YOU ARE BEING RACIST TOO.

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