Extra! Extra!

This is so Perezcious!

The Gossip Gangstar is featured in the new issue of Paper magazine, one of our favorite publications in the world.

The brillz David Hershkovits wrote a great article and the delicious four-page spread features some more fab pictures from Moses Berkson.

P-Nasty himself will be hosting the Paper Nightlife Awards later this month.

We hope to see U there!

[Thanks to Mickey Boardman for always being a hot bitch.]

Posted: Oct 16, 2007 at 6:06 pm / Email this »

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c says – reply to this

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damnn!
b says – reply to this

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first…?
odinsgirl says – reply to this

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WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cmax says – reply to this

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Dude, those are some scary pictures of you. And I wouldn't doubt it if Britney somehow damaged those kids while they were in the womb. We have seen enough proof of how she has damaged them since they came out of it.
curious says – reply to this

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love that quote perez
Keith says – reply to this

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You fat, confused, old man.
hEIDI says – reply to this

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YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU SUCK!!!!!
YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hEIDI says – reply to this

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YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU SUCK!!!!!
YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!
michelle says – reply to this

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first?
S says – reply to this

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first!:o)
sarah says – reply to this

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awesome
you says – reply to this

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are fucking asshole for saying that.

leave her kids out of it. you stupid cunt!
bob says – reply to this

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it is amazing how fat he got since those naked pics he took on manhunt.com
pam says – reply to this

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1st bitches!!!! Perez you look like a bloated fag whale!
mememe says – reply to this

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a fact-based reality?!…..based on assumptions. u r so stupid!
Beckster says – reply to this

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sexiest shorts ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kristin says – reply to this

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OOH Girl!! You need to diet!
Yo says – reply to this

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Beautiful
Emily says – reply to this

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secondistth
DRACO MALFOY says – reply to this

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We know you hate britney but stop attacking her kids. They can't help what they have for a 'mother'. Grow up.
what what? says – reply to this

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He looks just like Humpty Dumpty, I wish he was sitting on a wall.
sarah says – reply to this

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I thought "gay" guys knew how to dress!!!!
PAIGE says – reply to this

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perez

you really should call "JENNY"!
YOMOMMA says – reply to this

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THOSE KIDS ARE FINE. THEY ARE SOOOO CUTE!!! UNLIKE YOU….
m ot the j says – reply to this

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Perez your busting out of your shorts. Damn Girl!
Chloe says – reply to this

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Youre a fat mean bitch! Youre chubby ass needs to stop talking shit about Britney! Fuck, hit the treadmill instead and lay off the doughnuts.
YOMOMMA says – reply to this

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THOSE KIDS ARE FINE. THEY ARE SOOOO CUTE!!! UNLIKE YOU….
YOU ARE FUGLY
Poop says – reply to this

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Damn! You look "special" in those pants, fat boy!
chris says – reply to this

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you disgust me
shit lover says – reply to this

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fuck piss shit ryans sandy vagina……….you look like tweedle dee and tweedle dumb………………….and that you shit in a diaper
Poop says – reply to this

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You look like a demented Howdy Doody!
Me says – reply to this

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You make me sick. I am serious when i say if i ever saw you on the street i would freaking hit you.
You are such a retarded…you really should desapear…i'm praying that you get freaking arrested for posting musics with no permission.
Make a favour to the world kill yourself man, and if you don't just desapear!

Hate youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Michelle says – reply to this

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MY EYES! MY EYES!!
Me says – reply to this

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You make me sick. I am serious when i say if i ever saw you on the street i would freaking hit you.
You are such a retarded…you really should desapear…i'm praying that you get freaking arrested for posting musics with no permission.
Make a favour to the world kill yourself man, and if you don't just desapear!
sarahbears says – reply to this

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perez you're adorable. keeping being awesome.

and people who are all "omg dont attack the children" SHUT UP, its not attacking, its just saying facts, if i say someone has fetal alcohol syndrome, which those poor fucking kids probably do, they're not attacking them, its a medical observation. poor kids, save your energy crying over people making factual observations (ie sarah silverman calling them mistakes WHICH THEY ARE) and fucking yell at britney for being a coked up drunk whore when she had them and offer to give the kids a foster home.
Sharon says – reply to this

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I love the outfit……………very nice perez
james says – reply to this

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You disgust me.
Kaimosae says – reply to this

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Ewwww! Look how big his waist is! Where's your penis pig face…buried inbetween your layers of mountaineous fat. Ewwww! I can't even imagine him naked it's tooooo horrifying!
a realist says – reply to this

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I hate you perez. why dont you just stick to paintshop and writing obnoxious things in white on pictures. just because youre a fat gay man gives you no real right to exploit everyone elses weaknesses and make them feel like shit (and yes i know thta i obviously have no right to call you names and, god-willing, make you feel like shit but hey, karma is a bitch and i thought you needed a reminder of that). do something with you education you're not even clever. i know you're just going to sit here and a. not read this and then b. say 'who the fuck cares you're a little bitch and plus you still read my website…cokehead' and im fine with that primarily because you're the boy (?) who cried wolf and no one can ever take anything you say remotely seriously. just because you chose to hate on particular celebrities and praise others for absolutely no rational reason sure as fuck shouldnt make you money. i could do your job if the least bit of me wanted to suck dick and i could do it much better. but i also am not just looking for a year of "fame" until everyone jumps off my bandwagon when they realize i can stick an open umbrella up my asshole
Hooray! says – reply to this

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I am so thrilled you shaved off that nasty stache. Lordy that looked terrible.
As for Britney, I read a not so blind item about her where it is reported she took a bump of coc after pushing Jayden out. I have had a baby, natural child birth, and I agree, it hurt like hell. However, the advil they gave me at the hospital helped with that.
LUKE says – reply to this

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you DISGUST ME!!! WHY ATTACK THE BABIES ??
you DISGUST ME!!! WHY ATTACK THE BABIES ??
you DISGUST ME!!! WHY ATTACK THE BABIES ??
you DISGUST ME!!! WHY ATTACK THE BABIES ??
you DISGUST ME!!! WHY ATTACK THE BABIES ??
you DISGUST ME!!! WHY ATTACK THE BABIES ??
libbbby says – reply to this

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pereztel
..I love you and don't want you to die! go on a diet!!!! please!!
LUK says – reply to this

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you DISGUST ME!!! WHY ATTACK THE BABIES ??
you DISGUST ME!!! WHY ATTACK THE BABIES ??
you DISGUST ME!!! WHY ATTACK THE BABIES ??
you DISGUST ME!!! WHY ATTACK THE BABIES ??
you DISGUST ME!!! WHY ATTACK THE BABIES ??
you DISGUST ME!!! WHY ATTACK THE BABIES ??
you DISGUST ME!!! WHY ATTACK THE BABIES ??
you DISGUST ME!!! WHY ATTACK THE BABIES ??
you DISGUST ME!!! WHY ATTACK THE BABIES ??
LoveMeSomeBrit says – reply to this

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so wrong.
Poe says – reply to this

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wow a fag in short pants! what a surprise!
Matt says – reply to this

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Tragic
Tragic
Tragic
Tragic
Tragic
Tragic
Tragic
Tragic
Tragic
Tragic
Tragic
Tragic
Tragic
Tragic
Tragic
Tragic
Perez actually has potential to be good looking!
Do what britney failed to do, have a durastic makeover and blow everyone away!
Britney who???
Be hot perez you'd enjoy ripping everyone else apart even that much more! hahaha!
mark says – reply to this

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He is such a fat ugly disgusting twat.
He's gay…we get it…but I could never imagine anyone wanting to fuck this fat pig ….the thought makes me want to spit up last months food.
He's such a cunt… I mean I think he's special and slow because he probably had to finger fuck himself to get through high school
Just Sad says – reply to this

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Yes perez…you will always be remembered for attacking babies who cant defend themselves. Such a legacy!
herpez hilton says – reply to this

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hey fat fuck, sean p is not slow that kid is tremendous so get ur facts right
whale watcher says – reply to this

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Whale on the beach!
mark says – reply to this

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Me again,
yes where is his penis?
his legs must rub because of the amount of fat between his legs.
I have a theory…. If the legs rub, something smells disgusting between there.
YUCK
Horny Crack Whore says – reply to this

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PEREZ,

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE A HUGE COCK!!!! I WANT TO BLOW YOU SO BAD!!!
summer says – reply to this

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you look like the fat kid from the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory!! hahaha
Me again says – reply to this

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Who are u to judge anyone????
And the pictures of you….. eh…lml
jueroitgj says – reply to this

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ur a fucktard

u need to die
What a wonka! says – reply to this

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Perez, you ARE Augustus Gloop!
Raine says – reply to this

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OMG what on earth are you wearing ?!
Lind Dron says – reply to this

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Ronald McDonald's kid has down syndome?
Miss A says – reply to this

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LARGE!
sozexy says – reply to this

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Totally unrelated, but I was just online at cnn.com, and they have a story on how Castro gave a live speech just this past week…does this make Perez a liar, or is Castro a zombie? anyway, I still
britney says – reply to this

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A fact based in reality? You need to learn how to be a real journalist instead of spreading vicious lies. I recommend you take classes in 1)Grammer 2)Spelling 3)Law regarding first amendment rights. You are probably OK since these are public figures but you really should know the law lest an angry celeb decides to sue just to make you pay for legal fees. And by the way nice jazzhands. Don't you have any stylish gay friends that can burn your wardrobe for you?
FROSTY BITCH says – reply to this

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HUNNY, YOU NEED A DIOR SUIT, SKINNY, FITTED AND COOL….. YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING TEDDY BEAR CUM LUMBERJACK - WTF WERE YOU FUCKING THIS MORNING TO PUT TOGETER AN ENSEMBLE LIKE THAT, GET WITH THE PROGRAM, YOU WANNA BE A BIG TIME SUPA-STAR THEN DUDE YOU NEED START DRESSING WITH SOME STYLE HUNNY
rhy3 says – reply to this

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first of all perez, there's no proof that b. spears even uses drugs. when i see a picture of her with a crackpipe, that's when i'll start believing. why do you bash her so much? you act as if everything she's been through his past year, was somehow directed to you personally; like she let YOU down. you come off as a "little bitch," and that's not likeable at all. you're kicking her while she's down, and that's very unjust. yeah, she's going through some tough times, and may have made some questionable decisions, but you need to start seeing her as a person, and not just an object of entertainment.
biff says – reply to this

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So how did that whole "Castro's dead" thing work out for you?
thenightone says – reply to this

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The~photographers~that~shoot~you~are~shitty.~~~~They~make~you~look~about~twenty~times~worse~than~you~do~in~real~life.
Mari Jane says – reply to this

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Perez, I think your parents were the ones on drugs. You're really an inconsiderate FAT FUCK..and you still haven't commented on your black eye…tsk tsk tsk
m says – reply to this

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Perez, you need to go to a Chinese herbologist. You are suffering from what is called "cold-phlegm", which makes your body bloated and swollen. This especially affects your lungs and liver and kidneys. Get thee to a Chinese doctor ASAP.

In these photos you look like the village idiot in the old Monty Python & the Flying Circus series.
snarky says – reply to this

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You're such an idiot how do you survive? First you say fact based and then you say I don't know. No wonder the ladies on the View chewed you up and spit you out. You're a very dark disturbed person Mario. Not to mention fat and ugly. Ah, it so nice of you to allow us to tell you what we really think of you. When is your court date with Brit's Peeps? Hmmmmm?
Mary-Kate says – reply to this

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"P-Nasty" needs to get anorexic.
Boy be fat.
El Caballero de Paris says – reply to this

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How do you have the nerve to critizice other people when you go out looking like that?
lala says – reply to this

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lol i don't get how you call other people fat when you are? its abit hypocritical
whoo dun it says – reply to this

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Perez. I think the kids (and quite possibly Britney) suffer from FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME. Another blogger mentioned it in one of your other posts. I totally think he is right.
Look it up people.
The eyes on the kids, the nose. Totally FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME
PEREZ YOU FATSO says – reply to this

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WHAT A HUMAN DEGRADATION
INSULTING CHILDREN, WOW!
YOU'RE WORSE THAN MICHAEL JACKSON
I HOPE THE NEXT MALE PROSTITUTE THAT FUCKS YOU IN THE ASS INJECTS YOU WITH AIDS
k says – reply to this

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how bout a post concerning all the lawsuits against you?
jmckenzi says – reply to this

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you are so fucking ugly….inside and out
valval says – reply to this

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damn u are fat and stupid perez!
FUCK YOU says – reply to this

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TELL US WHEN YOU'RE DIAGNOSED WITH AIDS
IT'LL BE A PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
25beerbelly says – reply to this

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SHOW ME THAT CHUNKY BELLY AND THAT HUNG COCK LIKE ON VERYVULGAR.COM YOU SEXY CUBAN PAPI!
SEE OTHER HOTTIERS IN THEQUEEROFALLMEDIA.COM
blargh! says – reply to this

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you look like a huge overweight child
mary says – reply to this

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I really hope she slaps a fucking huge libel law suit on your stupid ass… you can't go around making comments like that… its slander. Asstard.
Mik says – reply to this

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he looks like an oompa loompa!
Randi says – reply to this

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Perez, I bet you're wearing socks and sandals with that outfit.
wtf says – reply to this

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wow this must be your life huh
living in peoples life and obsessed with gossip and tabloids
thats pathetic
and theres plenty to make fun of you
so who are you to talk about britney
shes much more successful then youll ever be stfu.
Nikki says – reply to this

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Re: Me – it's interesting how you want to pray for Perez, in the same context "you freakin retarded. If i saw you on the street on would hit you".. Very hypocritical.
Kaimosae says – reply to this

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HaHaHaHa! He is SO FAT - Look at the way his legs go outward! HaHaHaHa! He must have alot of cheese on those tree stumps of his! He can't even stand straight! HaHaHaHa! Ewwww! That's so fucked up! He has so much fat in his thigh and waist area that whatever is left of his little peepee has been sucked back inward to escape from all of that cottage cheese! OMG!
Here I sit....asshole flexin....giving birth to another Mexican says – reply to this

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Only thing missing from those pics are a caption that reads…."Have you seen this guy…he is wanted by Police for sex with a horse.The horse my never recover from the trauma"
Perez says – reply to this

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Re: a realist – but yet you vistit my site I'm sure, everyday? icky icky poo!
ph sux says – reply to this

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Perez Hilton sucks! He knocks all the stars for getting attention from paparazzi, and then he's such an attention-seeking loser. His site doesn't have nearly the good pix of x17… just crap about him bitching about different stars. Like we even care what PH thinks!
Grindin4Life says – reply to this

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I truly believe your the devil. Good luck in Hell.
FIDEL IS ALIVE, STUPID EAT-SHITTING DEFORMED EUNUCH!!!!! says – reply to this

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GO DO SOME RAPPIN' HOMO!!!! HAHAHA!!!!
FIDEL CASTRO IS ALIVE
YOU MADE UP BULLSHIT ABOUT BRITNEY'S COVER AND HAD TO TAKE IT DOWN
YOU'RE GROSS HUMAN SHIT
GO OUT TO RIVERSIDE, I KNOW SOME KIDS THAT WILL PISS ON YOUR FACE FOR $1 AND THEN SODOMIZE YOU WITH A BROOM
hjskda says – reply to this

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what the hell is wrong with you!
make fun of britnye fine but what the hell thats on thing
but touching the subject of her kids that crosses the fucking line
back off Britney and come up with another cover story.
Like how Miley Cyrus should be pushed off the face of the planet.
webms says – reply to this

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This is Pee Wee Herman on crack
ph_sux says – reply to this

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Perez Hilton sucks! He knocks all the stars for getting attention from paparazzi, and then he's such an attention-seeking loser. His site doesn't have nearly the good pix of x17… just crap about him bitching about different stars. Like we even care what PH thinks!..
marc says – reply to this

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first of all, you look like total shit. secondly, you're so fucking irresponsible to say something like that when you don't really know. you're just like ann coulter (whom you make fun of on your site)…just saying stuff to get your name out there. sad, sad hippo!
you're a sad hippo says – reply to this

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i LOVE how 99% of these comments are bashing you. looks like your little self promotion backfired in your fat fucking face. LEAVE KIDS ALONE, you pathetic piece of dung.
PEREZ ENJOYS EATING HIS OWN CACA says – reply to this

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A DEFORMED FUCK LIKE YOU CRITICIZES KATE MOSS????
BASED ON ENVY? ANGER? JEALOUSY? INFERIORITY COMPLEX?
OR JUST BASED ON BEING AN UGLY HOMO?
tom says – reply to this

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and there's a whole lot of EXTRA in those pics. damn, eat some salad, fat boy.
Jon says – reply to this

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You are a cunt Perez. Deleting your bookmark from my favorites.
HeatherH says – reply to this

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you are an oompa-loompa.
PEREZ THE PREDATOR says – reply to this

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ITS PEREZ the poppin' pedo, PAPI
and stfu her kids are fine.