Tame That Bush

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Is he going back to Brokeback Mountain?

Sporting an out-of-control beard, Jake GyllenHO made his way into the Ed Sullivan theater in NYC on Monday for a taping of the Late Show with David Letterman.

Hello daddy!

We think Jakey's bearish way is kinda hot.

What do U think about the GyllenHo's hairiness???

[Image by Patricia Schlein via WENN.]

    Posted: Oct 16, 2007 at 9:41 am / Email this  »

    193 comments to “Tame That Bush”

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    1. lala says – reply to this


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      it hides his fuglyness

    2. Alice says – reply to this


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      He can do no wrong. Totally HOT.
      Love you JakeyG!!!

    3. GirlX says – reply to this


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      ew, FIRST

    4. lovetolickit says – reply to this


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      HOT HOT HOT
      would love to add some 'WHITE' into it for him!!!!

    5. leann says – reply to this


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      Yummy!

    6. laura says – reply to this


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      HOTTTT

    7. Amy says – reply to this


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      I thik Jake looks hot. But the beard is for a new movie…he plays a brother who is just getting out of jail.

    8. christine says – reply to this


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      so not hot

    9. Cesarlicious says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    10. Sosa says – reply to this


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      yay 1st :) u rule perez.

    11. john says – reply to this


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      sexy!

    12. shell4 says – reply to this


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      fugs!!!

    13. Natalie says – reply to this


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      First, and he needs to shave!

    14. Loving the Bearded says – reply to this


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      I'm Loving the new look. It's trimmed and Jake is HOTT…

    15. aida says – reply to this


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      so hot!!!!!
      i'd let him give me beard burn anyday!!!!!!

    16. tir says – reply to this


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      zexyy

    17. Sosa says – reply to this


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      Re: Sosa – wow in liek 10 seconds wtf lol

    18. sit on ur fac says – reply to this


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      i'd like to sit on his face :)

    19. lara says – reply to this


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      LOVE IT. He is alwyas HOOOOTTT!

    20. PerezLuvr says – reply to this


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      TOTHY TILE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      tOOTH!!!! TOTHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tOOTHYyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      zomg!!!!!!!!! ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      i WANNA SCOOP UP JAKE GYLLENHAAL ND SERVE him a giant bog helping of cum, guy and girl cum…..ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG
      jAKE CAN USE MY HAND AS HIS OWN PERSONAL CONDOM ANY TIME.
      i WANNA see PerEz and Toothy In a Hot two-way man-to-man sex blas cum fiesta YEahhhh
      I wanna see Tothy's dick in perez's ass….yeahhhh

    21. demmi says – reply to this


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      I'd hit it.

    22. mitch says – reply to this


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      hot

    23. Simon says – reply to this


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      He is hot on an average day, and to see him with facial hair….on my knees!!!

    24. Heathe says – reply to this


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      First!!!!

    25. Anita says – reply to this


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      I´d hit it mos def!

    26. Vic says – reply to this


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      hot!

    27. Ashley says – reply to this


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      hot!!!!!!!!!

    28. bon says – reply to this


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      he's hot

    29. Monkeycox says – reply to this


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      I hope that is for a role. He looks like Grizzly Adams…and that is never a compliment.

    30. PerezLuvr says – reply to this


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      TOthy Toothy tOOthy!!!!!!!!!
      Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      YEahHHHH!!!!!!!!!
      Shake that ASS !!!!
      We want ass
      we want ass we want ass
      we want ass
      we want hot toothy dick
      Yeahhhh
      I wanna see Toothy's hot circumcised dick in Petet Sragsrrasd's mouth

    31. claire says – reply to this


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      zexy

    32. "-" says – reply to this


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      mga putang ina nyong lahat! una ko dito! wehehe! putang ina mo perez! bading ka!

    33. Dan says – reply to this


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      Yum, yum give me some! I think he is hotter without the beard but this works too!! Lol

    34. Heart Factory says – reply to this


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      I think he looks hot.

    35. julez says – reply to this


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      1st!!!!!!!
      Jake is hot!

    36. Clooney lover says – reply to this


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      First….he trying to look like my man george cloony

    37. bijou says – reply to this


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      Looking good!

    38. Hannah Wilson says – reply to this


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      Savage as balls

    39. J Ox says – reply to this


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      HOT!

    40. mel says – reply to this


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      Is he turning into a hunchback?? Where is his neck?? He should never wear a suit like that.

    41. Amanda says – reply to this


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      I don't see what everyone sees in him. I think is beyond fugly without or without a beard. He looks deformed. What is with his huge head?

    42. samj says – reply to this


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      nice and prickly on my coochie.

    43. Luke says – reply to this


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      He's a poor man's Ryan Gosling

    44. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      HELLO!!!! YUM YUM YUM!!!

    45. Samwise says – reply to this


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      I just creamed my pants… mm mm Jakey

    46. tpetey says – reply to this


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      I hate all of the speculation about his beard! Everyone, who is anyone, knows that he is scheduled for the final episode of Queer Eye For A Straight Guy this season. You know how the queers love to shave beards/

    47. PerezLuvr says – reply to this


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      First i wanna see Peters saragradad lick jake's balls. then i wanna seee toothy tile eat petetr sarsgrasdasds's cum using his fingers. then i wanna see maggie gyllehal dance on the pole while jaek and peter srardgdradd watch and then they should both lick the pole which will be thick maggie gylenal' pussy juices and thANTHEN THEY SHOULD BOTH LICK THE PUSI JUIDISE OFF OF EACH OTHER'S FACES .
      YEAHHHH!!!
      AND THEN PETER SRASDGRD WILL TOTALLY MASTURBATE OVER THE SCRIPT for GARNDEN STATE nd then jake will lick the cum off thoe pages and then peter sgradsgrad will push his dick into jake's ass and then maggie gyllenhaal awill jump in AND FUCK HERSELF WIRH THE ROLLED UP SCRIPT FROM SECRATRY AND then jake will stick his dick into HER ass and then peter SARDGRAD will pump toothy really hard while maggie watches and then she'll lick the cum out of jake's anus and then spit it onto peter gradsaw's balls and then he'll rub his balls with his cum as he watches tothy tile aka jake gyllehall and maggie totally french Omg Zomg!!!
      and then jake's face will be all cum cvered and maggie will sit on his face and rub her pusi all over all it and then he'll sticj his tongue deep inside her pusy wile peter sirdgrid will stick his dick inside jake's ass AGAIN!!!
      Like OMG!!!

    48. Sarah says – reply to this


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      I think he looks like Tzar Nicolas of Russia

    49. PerezLuvr says – reply to this


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      and then jake will cum harda agin and this time peter gradsiw will lick the cum off of jake's cock and smear it on maggie's clit and she'kk cum hard all over tohy's face and then…ZOMG…
      Ang lee shows up and totally gets pissed at them for fucking behind his back!!!

    50. kissy face says – reply to this


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      lol @ Is he going back to Brokeback Mountain?

    51. TOM CRUISE IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY FUCKING GAY says – reply to this


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      EVER SINCE BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN I WANTED TO FUCK HIM….HE LOOKS HOT WITH THE BEARD…

    52. debo says – reply to this


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      How can Jake Gyllenhal not be hot? really.

    53. Eric says – reply to this


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      Ditch the growth–me likes 'em smooth.

    54. Samagirl says – reply to this


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      I likes 'em a little rough around the edges, so I think he's just yummy all scruffy!!

    55. aneursym says – reply to this


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      prefer him with a beard actually. he doesn't look so metro now.

    56. Vanessa says – reply to this


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      ok he's hot….but maybe trim it a bit
      good thing its not a jesus status beard

    57. tufe says – reply to this


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      it's ok, but everybody just looks at his eyes. they just melt you–well some parts of you–other parts get strangely very unmelted

    58. phlegmylou says – reply to this


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      that is hardly an 'out of control beard'
      men have hair. i know its shocking to see a guy that hasn't succumbed to the queering
      he is well groomed and adorable.

    59. samsuma says – reply to this


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      it hides his ugly face!!

    60. Chad says – reply to this


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      He's hot, but needs to shave that crap.

    61. casey says – reply to this


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      He's going a bit Clooney-ish. Yummie. Yum. Yum.

    62. Num-Num says – reply to this


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      Me likey. He can leave a beard rash on my face anytime……….Hee.

    63. elgoa says – reply to this


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      HOT HOT JAKEY!!

      FACT: Girls have no taste in guys, in fact they do a great job of ruining them!! Yay gays!

    64. Danielle says – reply to this


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      I love him even more now….not many can pull this look off and he did it!

    65. jen says – reply to this


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      He looks like Ron Goldman's dad.

    66. Cocoa Mocha says – reply to this


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      I think Jakey G's beard is the HOTNESS. I LOVE IT. KEEP THAT BEARD ON JAKE! don't listen to the teeny boppers, women love it.

    67. Bob says – reply to this


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      He's growing the facial hair for his next movie "Brothers" with Tobey Maguire, it's not really by choice!

    68. Mrs Marcos says – reply to this


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      He looks like he's going to be a guest star on that "Cavemen" show.

    69. Kat says – reply to this


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      He looks like the Shoe Bomber

    70. D says – reply to this


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      HOT

    71. leoj says – reply to this


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      I would not throw him out of bed for eating my ass…. :)

    72. yupyupyup says – reply to this


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      Jake rocks the beard. I don't care for beards myself, but he's got a nice one. He was also really funny in the I-ran SNL Digital Comedy Short.

    73. brooke says – reply to this


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      JAKE: please shave!!

    74. Mrs. GyllenHO says – reply to this


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      I think it looks HOT! He can't look bad. I'd bang him any day.

    75. meow says – reply to this


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      it aint wild.. it's pretty pimpd up

    76. mmm mmm mmm says – reply to this


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      i could totally enjoy that rubbing against my back as he lay into me!

    77. hairy cat daddy says – reply to this


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      GRRRR!

    78. ♀♀krazihottkelli♀♀the real bitch:c says – reply to this


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      ♀☻zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz☻♀

      Get down, mr. brokeback bitch…

      hez cute zhit

      Kaztro ztill zcrewz..◘Perez

      ♀☻zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz☻♀

    79. JP says – reply to this


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      HOT!!!!
      He can have his way with me anytime he wants to

    80. MOVIE ROLE says – reply to this


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      IF YOU CAUGHT REGIS AND KELLY,
      HE TALKS ABOUT HIS NEW FUZZ.
      ITS FOR A MOVIE ROLE
      PEEZY,
      STOP BEING SO ANAL THIS MONTH. ARE YOU BLEEDING. TAKE A MIDOL AND GET BACK TO BLOGGIN THE RIGHT WAY, BOO.
      LUUUUBS YOU

    81. Anon says – reply to this


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      Beard is NOT "out of control" Perez. Beard is for a movie role he is getting ready to do. Jake is the hottest man I have ever seen. There has never been anybody like this b4. Even Johnny Depp and George Clooney when they were young they were never this hot. Jake is the hottest man who ever lived. Ever.
      Everybody wants to do Jake. Good luck. LOL!

    82. sanders justsands says – reply to this


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      I saw him that day he looked better in person

    83. Da-Nasty says – reply to this


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      Facial hair is hot.
      Back hair is not!
      a fussy but is kinda cute though, wouldn't you agree?

    84. mmmmmmmmmmmm says – reply to this


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      My shit day just flipped to amaz-za-zing. He was on Regis & Kelly this morning, growing that scruff for a new movie. Jakey baby is delicioso. Cover of Interview as "hottiest single man in America", Letterman, R & K, now Perez. I'm wet. Fucking great Gyllenhaal day!!! Me-ow!! I want to have his abortion. ;)

    85. Adriana says – reply to this


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      I think Jake looks hot nomatter what he does. I love him!

    86. Mabel says – reply to this


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      He's like a less hairy Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

      LMAO. You know where that's from and He makes me hot these days.

    87. Aan says – reply to this


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      I like his sister more, but Jake is nice too :-) )

    88. yanko says – reply to this


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      he looks like a rabi.

    89. Mikera says – reply to this


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      Id tap that… mmm good

    90. Mikera says – reply to this


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      i would wrestle around with him like a wild animal.

    91. chimpsmirk says – reply to this


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      I though Reese Witherspoon was his beard. Oops, that's over

    92. Matilda says – reply to this


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      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo….!!!

    93. Homo says – reply to this


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      HOT in a more mature kind of way.

    94. slowginjenny says – reply to this


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      I love a man with a beard. It is so hot..Especially when he goes down on me!

    95. carol says – reply to this


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      He's always sexy, but he's prettier without beard!

    96. gina says – reply to this


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      i love scruff

    97. whatthehell? says – reply to this


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      He is soo gorgeous! With the facial hair, he looks amazing. If I saw him in person, I would drool and then pass out.

    98. Di says – reply to this


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      YUK - He reminds me of the young Chris Cringle in the old claymation! lol.

    99. katsu says – reply to this


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      jake is hot.

    100. flyover says – reply to this


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      Ohh YEAH LOVE LOVE LOVE the F-hair on Gyllenho!

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