The Gayken Gets Even Gayer!
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Clay Aiken is coming to Broadway!
The American Idol loser is set to star in Spamalot as Sir Robin, a role originated by fellow gay David Hyde Pearce.
You know what that means, right?
The Gayken is gonna be trying to score as much chorus boy dick as possible!
"Clay Aiken is amazing beyond that glorious voice. Turns out he is an excellent comic actor and a master of character," said director Mike Nichols in a release. "People will be surprised by his wide ranging talent, since the first impression is of great country charm and a singer to remember. This guy is not only a star, he is a lot more. We are lucky to get him for Spamalot."
The Gayken begins performances on January 18th and is scheduled to continue through May 4th.
We're so there!
[Image via WENN.]
Blow me, Gayken!
serious? am i first?
He may be too gay for Broadway.
I hate him!!!
i know the casting agent!!!
PEREZ WORKED ON BROADWAY TOO,,,
AT THE CANDY STORE PACKING FUDGE IN THE REAR!
DOG SHIT TACO
RYAN LOVES CLAYS SANDY VAGINA….PISS!!!!!!
he is so nast
seriously…wouldn't give him the time of day. nOPE!
so true!!!
Hahahahaha, i live in NYC and yep, I'll be sitting right next you in 3 row, Perez!!!
Never wanted to see the show before…Now I have to see him and even invite my relatives from North Carolina. Very exciting!!!! Now Clay needs to lose weight- for the musicial and all the "twinkies" he'll be hooking up with…
Fabulous!!!
first??
Sounds good to me!!
DONKEY PUSS FUCK SHIT ASS POO POO POO POO POO POO SHIT PISS PISS PISS PISS OUT MY ASS
Oh great, there goes the neighborhood.
Aiken is gaining some wightkin
i hate him
fag
what an ugly fag
first?
American Fag!!!!…he needs to stop lying to himself…and yeah…wide range of talent says that director…wonder what he knows that we don't hahahah!
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I like the emo look on him & he for real
can zing, but he pizzed me off when he went
to that Jena book signing….grozzzzzzzzzzzzz
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25th???
heheheh, CUM, get it?
"The Gayken is gonna be trying to score as much chorus boy dick as possible!"
Are you kidding me? YOU ARE THE BIGGEST ASS I HAVE EVER SEEN.
I would love to go see him in all his gayness. Clay ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!
Broadway is perfect for him.
Wonder why gay seems to bother him so much?
Like there's something wrong with that!
why isnt he dead yet?
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Now they can rename the show Spankalot!
I so wish he was straight…I say that because I'm gay…I don't even want him on my team!
He is getting so chubby! He has a great voice but I cannot stand him. He is so cocky!
GOD HE IS FUGLY
give me a break! ms thang is not all that
This sounds like a totally like a snopes.com scam email!
Kylie Minogue looks much nicer and has better songs too.
CLAY AIKEN IS A VOCAL GENIOUS….I FUCKIN LOVE HIM - DESPITE HIS FATNESS…..HE IS A CHARMING VOCALIST…. I WOULD TOTALLY STICK IT DOWN HIS THROAT — IF I HAD TO!
He is a great comic. I'll be back to watch you all eat your words. Remember the sexyback video of him. He was hilarious in that.
You Go Clay! You Rock!
OMG! NO FUCKING WAY ARE THEY GOING TO CAST CLAY AIKEN IN MY FAVORITE MOVIE TURNED MUSICAL.
although the part doesn't stray too far from reality. Sir Robin was flamboyantly out there ;]
pierce not pearce
CLAY AIKEN MAKES MY CLIT THROB…. I CAN'T SEE HIM SCORING ANY DICK. MORE LIKE GETTING GANG BANGED BY THE COSTUME AND SET DESIGNER. HE NEEDS A NIGHT OF ROUGH LUVIN TO BREAK IN THAT TIGHT ASSHOLE. HEY PEREZ , MAYBE YOU COULD TEAR THAT ASS OPEN.
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Just when I think he can't get any gayer, he goes and pulls a stunt like this.
hahah love tha caption. gayken is looking gayer than ever! i saw him 2 days in NYC and told him i wanted do see his wiener…he gave me a look and fagged a wave….wierd situation but i think he wanted it
Has anyone else heard Jordin Sparks' song, Tattoo? I just heard it on the radio - I didn't know she had already recorded anything. It wasn't bad…not fabulous, but not bad…
he looks like the CHUCKIE doll from child's play hahahahah
Broadway would be great for him. People need to stop using the word fag already…who gives a shit if he is gay–good for him.
i have a friend who works in the casting agency for that show and reprotedly, Aiken is gonna get 56,000 per week. gross
That is actually a huge compliment if it is really coming from Mike Nichols. Makes me want to see it now.
Lmao! wOw this little guy has cum a long way! he didn't win American Idol but he made a few what singles? that did well………he did concerts…….now broadway…talk about the american dream only it comes with stardom the gossip………
Wonder what the fat guy who beat him is doing? Anybody know. Anyway who cares if he's gonna be on broadway anyway? Good 4 him.
Great. Just what Broadway needed
Great career move. (READ: sarcasm) All the Gaymates will be up in arms as they want their boy working on another (yuck) Pop cd and doing a solo tour. He passed on touring with Ruben and Kim Locke for THIS tired, 'long-running' (IE old), unfunny show? Good news for Gayken: the show is really campy and we KNOW the gays can do camp. Maybe some good will come of this: He'll come out. I think thats good, no? Hmmm? His showmates will have NO divaness backstage tho' so he's in for an awakening. And critics will inevitably KILL him in reviews.
I actually can't wait to see him. I love his voice. I love that he's doing this. It's about time and I think he'll be perfect.
Doesn't anybody remember that Simon said his voice was better suited for Broadway than pop?
Finally he's doing what he always should've done.
He looks like an ugly lez in that picture. He's such a gay.
OMG - I AM SO THERE!!
he is so hot and he has an amazing voice!!
Can you see anything in the world that isn't about Gay ??? Take off the gay colored glasses, Mario, its really getting old. You're losing your edge.
Why the fuck is this person still famous?
#27 wondered why gay seems to bother him so much? He is from North Carolina after all. ANYWAY why does it bother Perez so much??? Straight or gay, Clay is very talented and he will do a fabulous job! If (and I believe it is) being gay is just as natural as being straight, why don't you put up comments like "George Straitken gets Even Straighter"???
I don't get why you dislike this guy and NO I'm not an old lady! Is your dislike for people just random? Or is it just for those that don't give you the time-a-day? Why am I asking you this, you don't read any of these responses anyway.
WHATEVER! You've been such a hater!!!
i really don't know if he's gay or not..what i say is that guy is the most hoorible and ugly thing i ever seen…
Just give-it-a-rest!!!! He will be PERFECT for the show…….I can't wait to see it.
Who ever wrote this article wasn't breast fed as a baby, you are missing out on compassion and just love for life. You are boring, sad, human being. AND, the truth is, you are probably gay or boring in bed….YAWN!
It's about time. Maybe now he can have the career he was best suited for in the first place — as a Broadway performer.
I ADORE the GAYKEN. Get me tickets to the show PIGEZ.
No, No, NO, NO, NOO. This is an insult to Monty Python. Their legacy to be ruined by a celebretard…Oh the horror this will be…
Re: Duh –
he is going to release an album next year.. so it's not only Broadway..
that's big!
he will be great.. while some -Z rated bitches like Poop-rez will sit there watching him with envy and jealousy…
Pshit.. the way you blog about clay is disgusting and low! just like you!
I'm getting a Boy George vibe coming from him.
Perez is obssesed with Clay. He's worse than the old ladies.
Blackwells Semen is wondering if the producers of Spamalot (because of Gay Aching's addition to the cast) will rename it Spermalot. It would wonderfully define the contents of Miss Aching's rear.
Re: Myriam C Webster – HEY GIRLFRIEND…GREAT IDEA, and maybe we can get Kathy's new Stud-Daddy to pay for it. God knows he can afford it. I think we should have it in New York City, since Clay will be there anyway, in the spring, somewhere around the same time as the DRAG BALL, NIGHT OF A THOUSAND GOWNS. That way many of our guests will be able to attend both events. Hell I'll even put a gown on again, and it's been over 15 years since I was a Drag Performer. I was the one and only SHONDA SHONDELL by the way. BUT and this is a big BUT…LOL! I want The Gayken to sing SOME ENCHANTED EVENING to you and me, cause honey, that's exactly what it will be.
Re: justjak – Well since Daddy Warbucks is paying we need to reserve the restaurant Arabelle at the divine Plaza Athenee on 64th between Madison and Park, which is where Barbara "Poor Little Rich Girl (as portrayed by a much younger and therefore flawless Farrah Fawcett in the bio-flic) Hutton stayed on many of her trips to The Big Apple. At least before her lawyers robbed her blind! Once in Beverly Hills Myriam here ran into Jill St. John who is now married to the Larry Craig-ish Robert Wagner and she was kind enough to give me her autograph! The primary reason I wanted it was because she had been married to Barbara Hutton's ill-fated son, the delicious Lance Reventlow. While at the Plaza Athenee, not to be confused with The Plaza, we must walk up to 66th St and see the elegant townhouse where Andy
Warhol lived for many years with his maids and beloved dachsunds.
Fondly yours,
Myriam C Webster
Ugh. He's the most hideous gay man alive. Pure, unadulterated FUG! I wouldn't touch it if it were the last man on earth.
Re: Myriam C Webster – Funny you should mention Barbara Hutton. My late Grandmother IVA was quite the jet setter back in the 50's and 60's and she and Ms Hutton were pals. My Grandmother owned the PRESIDENTE hotels in Mexico city and Acapulco and Ms Hutton visited her many times at her hacenda in Qurnavaca Mexico. I actually met Ms Hutton when I was 5 years old though I hardly remember it. Anyway my Grandmother LOVED Barbara and would always tell me Barbara's motto: Spend it all cause you can't take it with you, which is exactly what Barbara and my Grandmother did. Anyway, my Grandmother always told me that while she adored him, Barbara's husband Cary Grant was a big ol queen, always chasing the hot Mexican boys. He LOVED Barbara, but he LOVED his boys too, and he NEVER got over Randolph Scott. And if memory serves me correctly, she had similar things to tell me about Gene Barry (TV's old Bat Masterson) and Robert Wagner too ! ANYWAY, I think Arabelle would be a lovely spot for our ball…do you want to make the reservations or should I?…LOL! Well I'm off to a production meeting. I'll be looking for you Myriam….LOVE…Shonda JAK Shondell.
Good luck to Clay. I always root for him. I don't know why you rail on him, Perez. So what if he's not ready to come out?
I'm so there. Loves him!
Ummmmm that's pretty prestigious if Mike Nichols is hiring you to be in a major role on Broadway. Y'all should give Clay some props for that.
I saw it with David, there is no way IN HELL that Gaykin can be good for this role. Can he even act???
oh perez grow up what has he done too u that ur always on him or what to be/ HE DEEMS LIKE A REAL NICE GUY if he doesn't want to come out leave him no one has to make him