Worst Movie Of The Year

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From The O.C. to THIS????

Career suicide!

For some inexplicable reason, Mushy Fartone decided to make a movie with those faux Russian lesbians t.A.T.u..

Why????

The description of the film: "Two teenage girls, Janie who is American and Lana who is Russian, fall in love after meeting at a t.A.T.u concert and are swept into a dangerous world of obsession, drug abuse and murder."

Classic!

Click here to watch an almost 4 minute long preview of Finding t.A.T.u..

This shiz is so bad! We may have a new camp classic on our hands!

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

    Posted: Oct 16, 2007 at 11:26 am / Email this  »

    208 comments to “Worst Movie Of The Year”

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    1. stfu says – reply to this


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      1st!

    2. stfu says – reply to this


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      1st!

    3. elyssa says – reply to this


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      first? (: love u perez!

    4. yadado says – reply to this


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      What! You mean she won't win an oscar for this!!! Poor Mushy, I just wish she realizes how much she sucks and just goes away.

    5. Dirty German says – reply to this


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      I got fisted in my ass a few nights ago, and haven't been able to shit properly since then. Any advice?
      HELP!!!!!

    6. me says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    7. suzy says – reply to this


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      1!
      why is she crying?

    8. suze says – reply to this


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      it's true - girl's got no talent.
      Mushy Fartone HAHAHA

    9. ct says – reply to this


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      what a loser. guess she can't get any other work!

    10. paul says – reply to this


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      first? probably not

    11. marc says – reply to this


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      i don't think it looks as bad as you wish it looked.

    12. tatu you says – reply to this


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      tatu you blah !!1

    13. DENNIS says – reply to this


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      Wow, that was pretty bad… =o(

    14. s says – reply to this


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      hahahhahahahahaha

      2nd?

    15. Jiminy Cricket says – reply to this


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      Douchy Pusstone likes saggy nuts. THAT'S whats important here.

    16. Michael says – reply to this


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      HAHA!Q Cry me a fUCKING RIVER!!

    17. sonsire says – reply to this


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      damn it does look BAD

    18. Yellow Ribbons says – reply to this


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      Lifetime movies Mushy…

      Lifetime movies Mushy.

    19. crystal says – reply to this


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      o well. no one cares

    20. ♀♀krazihottkelli♀♀the real bitch:c says – reply to this


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      ♀zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz♀

      when haz Ruzzia ever made a good film?

      ♀zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz♀

    21. nicole says – reply to this


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      6th!!

    22. Holla says – reply to this


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      This isn't even good enough to be a plot for a porno. The only thing that can save this movie is lots and lots of gratuitous sex scenes. I pray for that for their sake…

    23. janna says – reply to this


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      FIRST! i'm actually excited to see it!

    24. Holy Crap says – reply to this


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      That was the worst shit ever!!!!

    25. tatu rocks says – reply to this


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      TOTALLY INTO IT! This year's showgirls? probably not but close and about t.A.T.u Thats priceless

    26. Tarzanna says – reply to this


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      Misha looks like a poor migrant child who went shopping at Nordstrom Rack!

      Yuckers!

    27. HAHAHA says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHA PEREZ, "MARIO" IS BEING SUED BY BRITNEY'S RECORD LABEL!!!!!! FOR LEAKING HER TRACKS, HOPE HE LOSES!!!!!

    28. doesnt know says – reply to this


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      PEREZ DOESNT KNOW SHIT ABOUT TALENT ANYWAY. ALL HE DOES IS BASH EVERYBODY BECAUSE HE NEVER MADE IT AS AN ACTOR. LOOK UP THE FACTS. ALL OF THE ARTISTS THAT HE BRINGS UP ON THIS DAMN SITE SUCK. YOU SEE HE NEVER BROUGHT UP THE CONCERT. THAT'S BECAUSE IT SUCKED AS WELL. THIS DUDE KNOWS SHIT ABOUT TALENT.

    29. crotchrocket says – reply to this


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      Lesboz make me horney◘

    30. JV says – reply to this


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      Movies with previews that long usually do suck. Didn't the Tatu thing die out years ago now?

    31. sueann says – reply to this


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      yucks!!

    32. gwalker says – reply to this


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      If Helen Keller was alive and made a movie, this would be it and it would be called "Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnuuuuh"

    33. JessicaMG says – reply to this


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      Why does Perez hate her so much? he openly supports a heroin addict but hates on Mischa

    34. RJII says – reply to this


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      she should be depressed. YIKES

    35. McLovin says – reply to this


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      omg suck it up, it's not like it's real life or something, is it?… anyways brokeback mount is still better the guys in there are hot

    36. Jessy says – reply to this


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      yeah for real, what a joke.

    37. Shay711 says – reply to this


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      What the HELL!!!!!!!! That was the worst movie ever. Like I said what the HELL Mischa.

    38. kaf says – reply to this


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      that's a movie i'd watch

    39. karter says – reply to this


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      Oh man I tried really hard to watch this but only got like 40 seconds in.

    40. emoooooly says – reply to this


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      she should die
      www
      .
      my
      space
      .
      com
      /
      maude
      lobster

    41. MARIOBROS says – reply to this


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      LOL PIEGEREZ MARIOBROSS !!! hOW ARE U ? NOT SCARED TO GO IN JAIL AFTER LEAKED BRITNEY'S SONGS? LOL !!!! IT'S THE END 5 YEARS IN JAIL !!! LOL SO SAD FOR U THAT'S LIFE !!!

    42. marsha says – reply to this


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      THAT REALLY HARDCORE GARBAGE. YOU HAVE TO WORK REALLY HARD TO MAKE SOMETHING THIS BAD

    43. Girl in FL says – reply to this


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      God that looks like the worst movie ever. Mischa playing the Russian??? Yeah, that's believable.

    44. crtny says – reply to this


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      she works in a MEAT FACTORY?!?!?!! are you serious!? bet mushy wishes she could really act…like…um… someone that at least kinda can…

    45. Justine says – reply to this


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      It looks like one big advertisement for a crappy band, that's about it.
      What is it with Mischa Barton and her lezbo roles? It's like she seeks them.
      I give her half a year to come out of the closet.

    46. IM NOT JUST A FAN, IM A CITIZEN OF PEREZ HILTON says – reply to this


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      Holy

    47. That's her????!!! says – reply to this


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      I thought it was Dakota Fanning at first.

    48. IM NOT JUST A FAN, IM A CITIZEN OF PEREZ HILTON says – reply to this


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      Re: Justine
      Ha! There's no way Mischa Barton is a lesbian. Not even a deeply closeted lesbian could fuck Cisco Adler. Bitch has got to be 10000% hetero to even LOOK at those balls in person.

    49. Santarella says – reply to this


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      raspberry much?

    50. Duffster says – reply to this


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      Oh, Perez, you are SO BEHIND THE CURVE. we already knew this. I'm looking forward to the movie!

      Mischa needs to do a serious movie anyways. I think this will BOOST her career. Stop judging when you have NO IDEA what you are talking about you ignorant piece of shit.

    51. christy says – reply to this


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      UMMMMM are you kidding me???

    52. tasha says – reply to this


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      she just wants to kiss chics boo!

    53. swisscheeserulz says – reply to this


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      incredibly bad…..why doesn't mushy just go on doing what she does (by the way, what the eff does she do) and leave cinema alone?

    54. elise says – reply to this


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      Yes! Yes! More please!!!! When does this come out?

    55. Shania says – reply to this


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      She's like the worst actress ever. My cat can run lines better than Mushy.

    56. Josefine says – reply to this


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      Isn´t this a old photo….

    57. Michelle says – reply to this


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      itll be a hit with the teens and anyone who is brainless

    58. OMG YOUR CAREER IS OVER!!!! says – reply to this


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      OVER!!!!!! As a huuuuuuuge OC fan…your in the shitter bitch

    59. Sarah says – reply to this


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      I love t.A.T.u., but why the heck is she in their movie?! Gah..

    60. stfu says – reply to this


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      YEAH, I was 1st, for the 1st time ever! No I can die happily!

    61. NICE WATCH says – reply to this


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      I like the look of the watch she's wearing. If anyone knows what sort it is, will you please let me know. Then I'll look it up and have a better look. Thanks!

    62. meg says – reply to this


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      wow, it looks SUPER indie and it's gonna suck, no doubt

    63. casey says – reply to this


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      Jesus, i couldn't even watch the whole thing. Is she trying to be edgy?? Mich, time to sack your manager. Seriously.

    64. Kika says – reply to this


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      Is that bandages on her wrist? Does she want us to think she tried to slit them or something? Poor, poor Mischa.

    65. Katie says – reply to this


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      OMG this looks soooooo bad.
      I can't wait to see it and laugh.

    66. Rob says – reply to this


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      Wtf!!! Is this Showgirls 2 ???
      Just how desperate $$$ is she right???
      She should just try to get on a sitcom or something, anything but not do crap
      like that. jeez

    67. Hellno says – reply to this


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      This movie is not as bad as it may seems–Prez is just getting a little too old an fat to know what is in. He just went from a size 38 to a 40 waist size and he needs to be a mean gay today!

    68. Natasha says – reply to this


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      I USED TO KNOW HER AND SHE'S SUCH A CUNTY BITCH. GOOD THING SHE'S A HAS- BEEN NOW.

      but she's not gay…….I know that for a fact

    69. Erin says – reply to this


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      Oh this looks SOOOO good!!!!!!!! I can't wait…I dont care how bad you say this will be Perez!!!

      (btw…I'll love you anyways even if you hate on TATU)

    70. KJAX says – reply to this


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      Oh. MY. GOD. I honestly didn't think that she would sink THIS low! WHAT IS SHE/HER MANAGERS THINKING!? Well I guess it can't be any worse on her reputation than Cisco Adler.

    71. yo says – reply to this


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      t.a.t.u? are the still alive???? it´s so pathetic….

    72. freebie says – reply to this


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      Can't you use a new picture. This one is old. Seen it many times.

    73. Haha says – reply to this


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      What the hell? I had higher hopes for her. Ever think she likes girls? I mean, she was a lesbian for awhile on the OC, now this? GROSS

    74. me says – reply to this


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      Love Mischa but honestly this movie looks like sh*t!!!!

    75. Yulka says – reply to this


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      fuck off guys. tatu rocks and the movie also!!!!!!!

    76. blah says – reply to this


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      Mischa is blaaah. But those girls are really hot, and have great music, can't wait for third album…

    77. Shit says – reply to this


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      Americans are tottaly crap. Everybody knows in Europe and other countries that Tatu are still alive, that they are na faux lesbians but bisexuals and that they released newst albums afrer 200 km/h in the wrong lane. But shitty americans don't get it. How fools they are,

    78. T-Meister says – reply to this


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      Career suicide is right. This is the end of it right here.

    79. KT BUCK says – reply to this


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      this looks like pure entertainment. I'm down. =]

    80. Girl says – reply to this


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      TRUE STORY: I work for a bank (a large one) and Mischa is a customer. I came into contact with her on a phone call because we were reviewing her account for possible fraud (it wasn't fraud). She got declined for some charges in NY and then she said she was going to be traveling to Russia for a movie. I wonder if I had a chance to stop this craziness!
      PS her credit score is super, super low. It's in the 500s.

    81. ges says – reply to this


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      Really great movie.
      t.A.T.u. 4ever

    82. BECAUSE SHES WHITE? says – reply to this


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      WOW WHAT A SURPRISE?
      YOU BASHING YET ANOTHER WHITE CHICK
      THEY ALL CAN'T BE AS GOOD AS GIGLI WITH YOUR LATIN WHORE IN IT
      WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT SUCCESSFUL FILM WITH THE SPANISH
      CHICK IN IT? YOU KNOW THE ONE THAT WON ALL THOSE AWARDS?
      OH THATS RIGHT THERE AREN'T ANY…………..LMFAO

    83. OMG hopefully not says – reply to this


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      no but really… is this a joke?

    84. Scars & Bars says – reply to this


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      Gross!

      tatu still exists?

    85. jacqueline says – reply to this


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      Re: Yulka – lol "ÿulka" yeah "tatu" rules…thats why you hear them being played all over the united states and canada…because they are sooooo good. Oh wait…you dont hear them being played over here, do you? why>? because YOU'RE MOVIES SUCK AND SO DOES TATU those girls arent even pretty they are F-U-G.

    86. Melissa says – reply to this


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      People don't even understand anything about the movie and the group t.A.T.u have a short role in it. Perez Hilton is an idiot. Of course t.A.T.u are not big in the US but if you live in Europe you know that t.A.T.u were one of the biggest artists last summer and are going to be releasing a new album soon. Maybe before people make cmments they should see the whole movie instead.

    87. Jack says – reply to this


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      Fuck off Perez. Girls from tatu are really hot and very popular in Europe, Asia and Latin America.

    88. Breescha says – reply to this


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      Mischa is awesome. Truely and genuinely talented. The movie itself doesn't look great, but hell, she has SEVEN other movies coming out within the next year. Mishca rocks!

    89. *13* says – reply to this


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      is mischa gay? because she was in the lesbian movie, lost and delirious, she kissed a girl on the oc, and now this……lesbo wannabe?

    90. ska says – reply to this


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      Movie is going to rock. So does tatu

    91. jacqueline says – reply to this


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      Re: Melissa – whatever hun, they can keep hitting it big in europe, who cares about europe? they won't ever make it here. and thats all that matters! KEEP YOUR EUROTRASH!!!!! it sucks and we will never have that shit here.

    92. Встречный says – reply to this


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      Ахуел ты дядя ваще!
      Пиздуй раком - мы те не рады!

      А МИША И ТАТУ АХУЕННЫЕ! И НИИПЁТ НАХ НИ КАПЕЛЬКИ!
      Жри валерьян!

      фпечь нах

      BUGAGA!
      ИДИОТИСИММУС

    93. jacqueline says – reply to this


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      Re: Shit – if AMERICA/CANADA WAS TOTAL CRAP YOU'D STOP TRYING TO FUCKIN BE US WOULDNT YOU? YOU WOULD STOP TRYING TO CONQUOR THE MARKET WITH YOUR EUROCRAP WOULDNT YOU? WELL THEN WHY ARE YOU NOBODIES STILL TRYING? ugh…

    94. оно самое опять нах says – reply to this


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      а вы все тупенькие девченки..
      ой перец я тя так люблю тю тю тю..
      тьфу нах заибцом!

      купите се вибратор и обойдетесь безх перца! (С)

    95. Greg says – reply to this


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      I would have to agree about people trying to emulate our culture…..

      YOUNG TEENAGE-ISH EUROPEAN PEOPLE= WANNABE WESTERNERS….

      its so true!

    96. WWay says – reply to this


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      Re: jacqueline – nahui devka pizdui.

      j'adore trop tatu i niibet!

    97. Red says – reply to this


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      That has got to be a joke!

    98. you says – reply to this


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      Career suicide? Come on dude: it might be good for her(Mushy Fartone LOOL) career. t.A.T.u. has lots of fans all over the world, and many of them are going to see this film. Too bad she's quite a bad actress; I hope she won't ruin the movie.

      And this isn't news, you're behind the curve.

    99. Встречный says – reply to this


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      Re: Greg – we are unique and NOT trying to be as you ;-)

      EUROPA is a basis of world. :) )) *angels.. everywhere only angels*
      sucks people with so low intelligense that not able to understand that great band.

    100. Встречный says – reply to this


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      татата вы ща мне еще с три короба напишите, я с четыре напишу и ниипет!
      нук кышь отсель, ишь бля пришли жопу подлизать! не выйдет нах ибомы правим мироМ! 8)
      :wink:

      (C) niipet again

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