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Tiger Woods just signed a deal with Gatorade to come out with his own sports drink.

His compensation???

$100 million!!!!

To this day, Tiger has made about A BILLION dollars in endorsements during his 11 years as a professional athlete.

Sick!

The new Gatorade deal is the first time Tiger has licensed his name to a product.

Gatorade said it will introduce "Gatorade Tiger" in March, with more products to follow. Woods even picked out the flavors himself, with the drink available in a cherry blend, citrus blend and grape.

Shit, we totally need to come out with some Perez Punch. It'd taste like……

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    Posted: Oct 17, 2007 at 5:24 pm / Email this  »
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    98 comments to “As If He Needs Any More”

    1. nicholas says – reply to this


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      he's so unspoiled and unpretentious…
      so happy for him…
      making loads of money is fun!

    2. joe says – reply to this


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      2nd

    3. vagina says – reply to this


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      it would taste like trash

    4. jujubean says – reply to this


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      Shit, we totally need to come out with some Perez Punch. It’d taste like……

      ASS

    5. jay says – reply to this


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      –puckered asshole!

    6. Speidi says – reply to this


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      It's so nice to know that his wife loves him for who he is
      NOT just his money.

      Ya Right !!!! - she wouldn't get near a brother without getting paid

    7. Michelle says – reply to this


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      damn

    8. pants says – reply to this


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      semen

    9. Me says – reply to this


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      So sad that he has more money than he knows what to do with and there are poor Mom's like me working two jobs to pay the bills. Gotta love America.

    10. lucy c says – reply to this


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      it'd taste like strawberries n' cream!!!

    11. Smart Fellow says – reply to this


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      and everyone buys this shit as if the person name make that BIG a difference…what fucking bullshit.
      it's disgusting when you see people hurting in the USA alone. FUCKING celebrities all SUCK big fucking horse's cocks.
      They should all be shot!!!!!!!

      Fucking cocksuckerssssss

    12. taco*seasoning says – reply to this


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      it would taste like:

      glitter

    13. geraldine'sBrother says – reply to this


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      13th woo hoo

    14. Tralfaz says – reply to this


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      It'd taste like…..

      JizzBerry and Inadequacy.

      /ZING!! fagboy

    15. jules says – reply to this


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      hair dye and sarcasm

    16. johnnyLawEsq says – reply to this


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      Smegma

    17. emma says – reply to this


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      britney spears?

    18. ssssarah! says – reply to this


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      umm, shouldn't it be called Tigerade? "gatorade tiger" sounds too long, too many animals in one ade, haha.

    19. babs seelenstine says – reply to this


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      it tastes like tooty,fruity,pink punch

    20. Luke M says – reply to this


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      it would taste like cumofsomeyoungguy…

    21. TVDinner says – reply to this


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      It'd be sweet, thick, fruity, and have a bitter aftertaste.

    22. puss says – reply to this


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      Jizz glazed skidmarks.

    23. caroline grant says – reply to this


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      It would taste like… cum. Or blow.

    24. robby starbuck says – reply to this


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      like an overweight middleaged notorious for no reason, pussy ass blabber mouth who needs his own life and some spiritual enlightenment. maybe with a dash of needing some real spiritual guidance, because to be honest you make me love the devil, you're really that annoying of a human being. in fact. you're not a human being anymore.

    25. THEMOMMA says – reply to this


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      LIKE A GOLFER NEEDS A SPORTS DRINK CUS IT'S SUCH A STRENOUS SPORT AND ALL ……….. NAUUUUUUUGHT I, FOR ONE, WILL BOYCOTT GATORADE JUST ON PRINCIPLE GIVING THIS GUY ALL THAT EXTRA MONEY.. REDICULOUS !!!!!!!

    26. j-dizzle says – reply to this


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      taco bell cuz thats prolly all ur fat ass eats

    27. whatevs says – reply to this


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      Don't even ask.

    28. hell yes says – reply to this


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      Good for Tiger!!!!!

    29. Jasmine Tee says – reply to this


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      PEREZ!!! I've got three suggestions for your Gatorade flavors:

      1) Fat Fuck
      2) Fat Fuck who puts his ugly, smelly fatass feet into Crocs
      3) Fat Fuck who is a shame to gay community for looking as shiteous as he does

      I know the Gatorade bottle is somewhat small so I guess that leaves us with choice 1!!! Hooray for Gatorade Fat Fuck!!! The flavors that Perez would choose are Lard, French Fries, Extra Cheese, Fried, Grease, Corn Dog, Condiments, Sperm and (drum roll please) Strawberry Delight. Fooled you fuckers!

    30. Joe says – reply to this


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      How is this his first time licensing his name to a product? Ever hear of Tiger Woods Golf?

    31. nan says – reply to this


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      Sweaty balls.

    32. cat says – reply to this


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      beef stew

    33. r. says – reply to this


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      semen

    34. kyle says – reply to this


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      what does he do with all this money anyway?
      all that money could afford food for the entire africa
      he has so much… he could give me a million and make my life happy :D
      50 grand and I would be very happy already…
      I guess he is all greedy and stuck his money in his bank account like does everybody else… no one likes do give money to the other… like they are going to die and take the money with them
      what all these celebs and people filthy rich do with their money anyway?
      a person alone couldnt spend a billion dollars even if they lived to do that every second.
      i know for sure that if someone has 1 billion it isnt all for them… it is meant to help who needs it and cant get. but who cares right…
      some people have 1 billion yet lots of people would have their lifes saved with 1.000

    35. Corey says – reply to this


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      JIZZZZZZZZZZZ

    36. heather says – reply to this


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      You have no talent, Perez. Nobody wants your name on a product. You are a an unhappy blob.
      Go Tiger!

    37. funky munky says – reply to this


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      Don't worry about what it would taste like, nobody would buy it. I imagine it would taste of vacuous self importance with a bitter after taste. Why shouldn't Tiger be making as much money as he can??? He has the talent and the saleability so why not? He probably gives a lot to charity. How much do you so for charity Fatboy????

    38. coitus interruptus says – reply to this


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      Good for you Tiger…perhaps you could use the money whiten that discolored incisor. And while you're at the dentist's office, have remove the horse's denture from your mother…they're way too big for you. Besides, those types of chompers don't match your cunt eyes..

    39. Miss Watts says – reply to this


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      seriously… what other athlete/celeb has shown the class of tiger?? get 'em boy!!! you have earned every penny!!! and without showing your vagina!!! all USCs (the real real USCs) support… #6 nationwide… GO COCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    40. em says – reply to this


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      it would taste like vodka!!!!

    41. I_M_hung like perez says – reply to this


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      it would taste like ass juice

    42. Jethro says – reply to this


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      Beck's dick

    43. Handsome says – reply to this


      43

      Could you please post some photos of his beautiful wife?

    44. Laura Bush says – reply to this


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      How many of you know that Tiger Woods is building schools all around the country in every state of America to tutor poor white, African American and Hispanic children in math and science. Building schools dammit with his own money!! Can you believe that? And he never makes a big deal about it. I hope he keeps getting rich so that he can continue his philantrophic work that our stupid government fails to do, like educate the future leaders of this country instead of rebuilding one we destoyed in that dumb ass war. Anyway, I think perez's punch would taste , lool and smell like pig pee because Perez would piss in every bottle.

    45. Laura Bush says – reply to this


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      Tiger is using his fortune to build schools in every state of America, I wonder how many people know this. The schools are for poor White, African American and Hispanic children to mentor them in the sciences and math. Tiger is doing what our government thus far, has failed to do, because our government is too busy pumping billions into Iraq to build a society where the people there hate us anyway. Oh, and I think Perez's punch would look, smell and taste like pig pee because Perez would piss into every bottle.

    46. jen-jen says – reply to this


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      like its made from" A BITTER FRUIT PAST ITS PRIME"

    47. UZI says – reply to this


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      You think with that money he could buy a shirt that fits! check out that collar

    48. the infamous intern says – reply to this


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      must be nice

    49. suzie says – reply to this


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      what about all of the video games that have his name on it?

    50. you're missing the point says – reply to this


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      That's great that he's using his money for the good of mankind, but people, he golfs for a living! He pushes a ball around with a club! I don't care if he's the best at it, that's not the point. What about our military, police, firefighters who could at any moment die to protect us, and they get paid squat!!

    51. felix says – reply to this


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      i wonder if perez is ending any money back to the poor people of cuban from all the millions he is making whoring himself around on this blog and elsewhere.

    52. Jeremy says – reply to this


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      #52 You are right because coaches in college make thousands more than the other professors, in some cases college coaches for football make millions. The average CEO of a company makes 400 times more than the hourly worker when you factor in his stock options. All of it is wrong and the priorites in this country are screwed up. I could never understand how some actors(cruise, pitt and clooney) gets 20 million dollars for doing a film. This is why China and other countries say that they do not want the same kind of capitalists system in their countries because it is so screwed up against the masses in favor of the few.

    53. Perez the racist says – reply to this


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      Perez hates cablinasian people. Its ok though because everyone hates Perez back.

    54. Anibal says – reply to this


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      "Shit, we totally need to come out with some Perez Punch. It’d taste like……"

      eeewwww

    55. Sunny Sam says – reply to this


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      gay semen

    56. Sunny Sam says – reply to this


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      Britney Spears cum.

    57. PORKY PIG PEREZ says – reply to this


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      PEREZ PIG PUNCH. MADE BY A PIG FOR ALL YOU PIGS!!

    58. kikitiki says – reply to this


      58

      It would taste like Britney's Vajayjay and P-Nasty's hair!

    59. Gia Jolie says – reply to this


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      I don't think Tiger "don't call me black" Woods deserves the type of money people throw at him. Golf sucks.

    60. dyh says – reply to this


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      yes, he's rich…………..but he comes off like such a nerd!

    61. SueLing says – reply to this


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      Bi-racial people like to acknowledge all sides of their ancestry and their is nothing wrong with that. Half of his culture is Thai, a diffferent race, religion, language, history, you name it. People who are not biracial simply close their minds and will never understand, so biracial people just live their lives and go on.

    62. kit says – reply to this


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      Another sellout. Is it never enough? The answer appears to be, no.

    63. ROBINHOOD says – reply to this


      63

      NERDS RULE THE WORLD!!! THE VERY NERD THAT YOU BEAT UP IN HIGH SCHOOL WILL BE YOUR BOSS ONE DAY ISSUING YOU YOUR MINIMUM-WAGE PAYCHECK WHILE HE LIVES LIKE A KING!!! BETTER LEAVE THOSE NERDS ALONE!!

    64. Gladysknight says – reply to this


      64

      When folks do great things in this world for themselves and for others, it is never a sellout. It is generosity of spirit which far too many people lack in this me first, it's all about me, society.

    65. PlatinumHazel says – reply to this


      65

      Biggest coke head ever….now he'll have even more coke!!

    66. pab says – reply to this


      66

      crap…not I mean it…perez punch would litteraly be crap flavour. He could always go with his other fave… Ball Cheese..

    67. Sampler says – reply to this


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      Grape flavored drinks?
      This proves Tiger IS black!!!!

    68. Lesley says – reply to this


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      asshole

    69. Jasmine Tee says – reply to this


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      To the person that mentioned that Tiger gets paid millions to "push a ball around with some clubs" vs. police, fire and military getting paid squat for what they do. Well, as much as I'm grateful for the services of those who protect our streets as well as our country, the fact of the matter is golf (just like any of the bigger sports) is a giant business and the reason why people like Tiger get paid so much is because he brings in a lot of money whether it be from ticket sales to the tournaments or advertising dollars from companies that sponsor these tournaments and blah, blah, blah…stuff like that. If you really want the police force to have massive incomes, then prepare to shell out a crapload in taxes OR start lobbying that the U.S. becomes a country that is ruled by the military such as North Korea or Burma where it's all about feeding the military first and the citizens get the scraps. there's a reason why these atheletes and entertainers get paid so much money for essentially "playing" all day. oh well, hello sweet capitalism.

    70. Oprah says – reply to this


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      What are you talking about? I get a billion dollars for each show.
      And no I am not a lesbian.

    71. ericcc says – reply to this


      71

      man spunk sprinkled with pubes

    72. eb says – reply to this


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      what will this drink make me do? Play like Tiger? YEAH RIGHT!! People are so gullable.

    73. ZEENO says – reply to this


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      IT WOULD TASTE LIKE PENIS

    74. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      POSTS LIKE THIS DEPRESS THE HELL OUT OF ME. YES, HE CAN PLAY GOLF BUT JESUS!!!!!!!!! AND YES I ADMIT IT. I'M JEALOUS

    75. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      Re: Jasmine Tee – SHE MAKES A GOOD POINT. ATHLETES WILL ALWAYS MAKE THE BIG BUCKS AS LONG AS FANS AND SPONSORS ARE WILLING TO SHELL OUT THE MONEY. I'M NOT MAD AT THEM!!!

    76. starkisha says – reply to this


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      Perez's energy drink would be called "Fizzy Gizz"
      and taste like cum!

    77. carlabelle says – reply to this


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      it'd taste like SEX!

    78. bobbi says – reply to this


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      he should sign a deal with Chiclets gum - hey, they already supplied him with his giant fake teeth

    79. cRaZiE azn says – reply to this


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      Perez Hilton would taste like sour kumquat - ha ha

    80. joy s says – reply to this


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      Your drink would taste like liquid Crisco - fat in the can.

    81. smitten says – reply to this


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      it would taste like cumofsomeyoungguy…
      Enriquetta Ade
      Halle Berry Berry Punch
      Tom Brady lemonadey
      Brad Peach Pit Juice
      Tom Ford Poured on Ice

    82. V3g says – reply to this


      82

      It would tast like the back of Ricky Martins ball bag!!

    83. Big Bob says – reply to this


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      WOW! Not only is he as rich as solid gold shit, he's gotten REALLY BUFF! I LOVE to watch him walk the links, tight ass & great nips! HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA!

    84. Gwen says – reply to this


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      Golly gee, he picked out the flavours himself?! How dedicated! Tiger Woods is the black Madonna of golf. More money than sense, and idiotic followers who eat up anything they do.

    85. Judy says – reply to this


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      kyle-How the FUCK do YOU know how he spends his money? Many people give millions to charity anonymously. Some like to give without having to "prove" they're generous. I guess the big green-eyed monster has gotten quite a hold on so many of you! Go cash your welfare checks & shut up!

    86. dan says – reply to this


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      it would tase like perez's ass and gummy bears cum

    87. Red Mango says – reply to this


      87

      Shit, we totally need to come out with some Perez Punch. It’d taste like……

      "The thousands of cocks throughout Los Angeles that this fat mexican Perez has gagged on"

    88. Michelle says – reply to this


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      He is a LOUSY tipper.

    89. todd larsen says – reply to this


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      and he still can't buy a shirt and tie that fit properly

    90. kim says – reply to this


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      Stinking rich , not good looking at all.

    91. Patti from Lawn Guyland says – reply to this


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      cotton candy

    92. yo mamma's mamma's pappy says – reply to this


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      buttcrack egg cheese

    93. jonalyn says – reply to this


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      %%%%%%%%%%%%%% CHERRY FLAVORED BULL SEMEN %%%%%%%%%%%%

    94. Robert says – reply to this


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      Learn how to hit FARTHER THAN TIGER at swingmangolf.com!!!
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    95. Ryan says – reply to this


      95

      I know for a fact that this douchebag is the worst tipper!! In Vegas he is comped everything and refuses to tip a dime. Friends of his in the service business have to constantly remind him to tip and it is like pulling teeth for him to leave anything. And that is how the rich get richer!!

    96. Won't support it says – reply to this


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      Y do u suppose his beautiful wife is with him, hmmmmmm? I won't support anything these celebs do. I don't buy their "things". I don't go see their movies anymore because of how they treat their fans! I have cable, so I watch at home. I say let's hit all celebs/sports in the pocket book. That'll show them when they stop makin' the big bucks!!!!!!

    97. Lhiata says – reply to this


      97

      Perez Punch would taste like an orgasm in your mouth!! :)

      (Perez =

    98. James says – reply to this


      98

      Good, I am glad to see a good guy get the big bucks finally, instead of all these idiots..