Perez In Rolling Stone!
Filed under: Personally Perez
This truly is an honor!!!
Pretzel is featured in the new issue of Rolling Stone in a lengthy profile by Erik Hedegaard.
We even get a shout-out on the cover, which features the legendary Bruce Springsteen.
"I've written about Britney Spears more than about anyone else, by far," Perez is quoted in the article. "I used to be the biggest Britney fan. Unlike the Nicole Richies or whoever, she really is talented. In her prime, she could sell it like no other. Then to see everything that's happened, I feel lied to and cheated, like that girl I used to know and love wasn't the real deal. It was all an act. And this is the real Britney. And the real Britney is stupid. Like stupid stupid. A dumb, druggie, awful bitch."
And that's just the tip of the iceberg!
The article is chuck full of yummy goodness and delicious quotes.
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It's a MUST READ!
[Image by Peter Yang for Rolling Stone.]
with this photo, I expect NO MORE catty comments about how others look (Rumer Willis, etc.)
You are so fucking ugly and stupid as fuck!
First!
First Bitches!!! This will be one magazine I won't be buying. You fat fag!
"On the cover of The Rolling Stone!"
Perez is The Queen Of The Hollywood Scene!
BRITNEY NEEDS TO RETIRE!
FAT ASS!
GO ON A DIET!
YOU HAVE A FOOD ADDICTION!
1st
what's up with your face????
Congrats, Perez!
Congrats! I love you Perez!
you look really fat in this. good job.
I love it!!!!
congrats.
OMG!!!!
Perez…..look how fat and ugly you are!!!!
Ewwwwwww…..I think I threw up a little from looking at this picture!!!!
Congratulations!
Congrats, Perez!
Whatever Pezie, Whatever!
first!
first
congrats perez. your site is beyond addicting.
Perezito… what happened to you face???
Eres el amor de mi vida!! TE AMO PEREZ!
Wow. You said something nice about Brit.
Wow.
Damn Perez… you look awful!
first
congrats!
but i wont be
Oh! This is amazing! And I totally agree with the Britney comments, it's how myself and a lot of other people feel. Congrats bby.
You are the most HIDEOUS looking thing I think I've ever seen… Yikes!
LAME.
!st, bro im not trying to be nasty, but I saw when you lost weight, and you looked really healthy man, your not ugly, but you have put on alot of weight and its not doing you any favors man, you look a mess although im happy for you that you got the Rolling Stone, maybe all thw weight gain is bad karma for constantly using the name of the worlds most talked about Mega Star 'Britney Spears' to further your career.. What you put out is what you get back bro so be nice!
Well Done
Love ya Britney 'Blackout' is dope! Hope you sell millions
x
Perezito… what happened to your face???
Awwwwwww.
I kind of have a crush on you now.
And I love Britney!
if so many of you hate perez, why are you all the first ones reading his stuff?
what happened to your face?
MY god, do you ever speak about anyone other than Britney Spears!!!!!! I support Britney, but nobody can say this is the "real" Britney…the past Britney was young and innocent, and naive, she's only 25, yea she's being stupid but people learn from shit like that!!
You can totally tell Perez just let out a wretched fucking fart!!!
who cares you media whore
i am so over you
you care more about your self promotion than making a good site.
shes going through hard times, doesnt mean she wasnt real b4. she was young and had to grow up fast. ur an ass 4 not realising just because u have money doesnt mean ur immune 2 hardships in life
Yeah!!!!!
they make clothes big enough to go over that! i say congrats to the stylist for finding those otherwise abandoned car covers!
Damn, Perez, you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining. Same Crazy eyes and smile.
I don't fucking care about reading about you. That's not why we come to your site.
Are you EVER going to tell us who socked you out to get that shiner?
how cheesy can u b?
You are one, big Ommpah Lumpa…..check yourself in the mirror before talking trash about someone else. Too full of yourself. Humble pie is in order.
Who wants to read about a disgusting fat homo?
Ewww - You're so ugly! That outfit looks terrible and the hair - yuck! The saddest part though is that you've been featured in a historical mag where your words will be kept for prosperity for all time and all you come up with to say was stuff about Britney?!?! You're just sad.
lose some weight
I love You Perez! You Rock! Keep on Giving em Hell!
OMG…YOU´RE GETTING FATTER EVERY DAY PEREZ!!! STOP EATING FOR ONE SECOND… YOU´RE GOING TO EXPLOTE!!!
I´TS A SHAME, BECAUSE YOU HAVE A PRETTY FACE AFTER ALL…IT´S TIME TO SEARCH ANOTHER SCAPEGOAT!
LOVE XXX
your fat. lose some weight. your fat. you no longer are cool. you are a parody of yourself. 2008 is gonna suck cause your 15 minutes will be up.
Oh, Perez, congratulations you goofy, silly, awful boy.
xO
Rosa
DOG UNFITNEY… GIVE US MORE MORE MORE MORE!!!!!
kEEP TALKING SHIT about that retard!!!
I am disturbed, after reading your article that you are so proud of.
The whole idea of your fantasy land and you pooping your pants as a kid and not connecting to the world, scary.
My wishes for you… You would get help for your anxieties and fear of being away from your fantasy land comfort zone.
You would get help from a fitness expert. I would LOVE to see you on Celebrity Fit Club. Most of your fears stem from your physical self.
I also wish that you would take care of yourself, in general.
You say that Britney needs help, but you can only see that because you need it just as much.
what perez, britney has TALENT?
she IS TALENTED?
are you kidding me? oh yeah i forgot you are a madonna fan you don't know what real music is.they both are marketed product that's NOT REAL MUSIC .
I couldn't help but laugh hysterically about the quote regarding Britney being so talented!! Haha… that slut never had any talent except to shake her ass around like a stripper. She could never sing and I'm sure everyone else wrote her songs and did the music for her. Slut was just pretty when she was younger and the music biz saw $$$ by marketing her ass to tweens. Perez I can't believe you and others actually think that no -talent whore was anything that special. What the hell did people ever see in her???? She's a dopey hick from Louisiana… let's get real here.
loved the article. very objective, very well said. it's nice to see you in a different light.
ahhahahahahahah, u can't afford anymore to lie about britney…. FAT FAG
How the fuck did you swing that?
i looooved the article. it makes me love you that much more!!
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LMAO!!!
THEY MENTIONED L.C.'S BEEF CURTAINS!!!
LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!!!!
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Lied to? Like your comments on Castro? There isn't enough money in the world to pay me to meet you. After being boo'd by gays you'd think the message would get across to you. Anything you once had is lost. The only ones telling you they love you are lying. You are a total joke in hollywood. What once was funny and interesting with your blog has turned into a self promotional fame game. I have known alot of gays and you are the exception to the rule. You have no talent, no style, color blind by the looks of your outfits. Then again maybe you could date Bobby Trendy, you would be quite the pair.
your awesome perez!
this blog is for celebs. a celeb, you are not. stop pimping yourself.
You're too stupid, or narcissistic, or both, to see that this article is hacking you to pieces. It breaks you down to exactly what you are today, a hated loser who shits himself and lives in gross denial of many things, most of all your towering unhappiness, all masked by the fact you have deluded yourself into believing you are somebody important. Unfortunately for the rest of us, you are surrounded by an enabling media, who are all using you to sell their product rather than celebrating your so-called "success."
Did the article mention your AIDS Perez or are u still hiding that from everyone too?!!
what the hell happened to your face? dick in the eye syndrome?
That was the saddest interview I have ever read. I really feel for you, Mario.
NEWSFLASH, YOUR DAD KILLED HIMSELF WHEN HE FOUND OUT Y WERE A FAG
Nicole Richie and Others, hmmm. When are you just going to come out and say PARIS? You know you hate her. How much did they pay you? After she shut you up she never paid you anymore attention. heeheeeehheeee hee
You are so gross. Seriously. You look horrid.
Pooping in your pants till you were almost 8…. ewwww that's just nasty and fucked up dude!
It basically says that you're a fat loser who sits in a chair all day stealing info from other sources and is too afraid to actually live and to go out there and create real relationships (like a boyfriend) and if you want to lose wait THEN START DOING IT! yes you fuckface, everyone likes to eat! learn this word: MODERATION!
You are absolutly loveable and love-worthy! Great article, great photos, great guy!
Good for you! That was good.
fuck u bitch I hate u with all my heart…and also italy hate u!! fuck big ass…britney is the best but you're so stupid and u can't understand muori stronzo!! you're sooo saddd poorrrrrrr fuck bye…britney all fans support u!!
FAT SLOB=PEREZ
Goddamn, you're one UGLY FUCKTARD.
crap article. Perez youve got nothing to say.
Perez you are in dire need of a good stylist….with your portly build that jacket is incredibly unflaterring on you. Also your hair looks like shit. Shaving and losing weight would also be a plus. Good luck….you a hot mess!
God if I was as ugly and fucked up as Perez is I'd put a bullet in my brain, he oozes grossness. The guy is a trainwreck and is a victim of his own delusions just like britney and gang. It's so ironic I can't help but laugh.
Go Perez, we are all laughing at you babe!! rotflmao
Perez.. I loved the article… you're a gem.. IF YOU DON'T LIKE PEREZ AND WHAT HE DOES WHY THE FUCK DO YOU COME TO THIS SITE.. AND EVEN WORSE WHY DO YOU TAKE THE TIME TO COMMENT?! it just doesn't make sense to me… ROCK ON PEREZ
Well, at least no one will ever be able to say of you, Perez that you were a disappointment. I can't believe anyone quotes writing like that. Your thoughts are not well articulated and you have no insight that is of any interest.
you sound very uneducated. i cant bring myself to read your site anymore. im leaving to socialitelife.com. where the articles are about juicy gossip and not whats happening in your life. you are just a fad and not at the top of anyones radar. im sure well see you on celebrity fit club in the near future.
isn't she suing you??
this article is such a silent, blatant stab at you and your childhood.. it implies that you did not grow up normal and this is why you are the way you are.
this must be what you keep calling "famewhoring" …
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Oh, you're such a little cutie, P.
You are ABSOLUTELY right Perez. My main squeeze is a lifetime subscriber to Rolling Stone. I will be sure to read the article.
Perez: You really will get your day… and it is the return of the very same energy you have sent out to the Universe…. mean, negative, vile. Why do I come on your site then? Because I am the eyes of Karma…. and I come to watch you day by day as you set the very net that will trap you in its vice-like grip… Universal laws knows not your face…but certainly, your negative energy…. tic, toc…tic, toc…tic, toc
your time is at hand…..
lol @ dumb druggie awful bitch.
Wow, you have some serious issues to resolve. Even if you do feel lied to, Britney Spears is still a person and a person you don't even know, and yet you're able to say things about like you know her personally. You talk about her like you know her personally. It's weird and it's creepy. Also, focusing on someone you're disinterested in and who disappointed you seems counterproductive and in your case, vengeful. If you truly dislike her, just move on.
Perez, u look HUGE! U need to go to a Utah fat farm TUBBY
I love how people are putting you down about how you look and act…but where are they right now?….yea commenting on YOUR site! LOL these people crack me up! I personally don't agree with everything you say but I love your site and have to check it on a daily basis. I've seen your VH1 show and think your an absolute genious! Go Perez! I wish I could make the kind of money you do and not leave my house!!
lol you were a spoiled brat.
I Love it.
Perez you are fucking FAT
maybe we can get pic of you next to the dead fidel castro????