Perez In Rolling Stone!
This truly is an honor!!!
Pretzel is featured in the new issue of Rolling Stone in a lengthy profile by Erik Hedegaard.
We even get a shout-out on the cover, which features the legendary Bruce Springsteen.
"I've written about Britney Spears more than about anyone else, by far," Perez is quoted in the article. "I used to be the biggest Britney fan. Unlike the Nicole Richies or whoever, she really is talented. In her prime, she could sell it like no other. Then to see everything that's happened, I feel lied to and cheated, like that girl I used to know and love wasn't the real deal. It was all an act. And this is the real Britney. And the real Britney is stupid. Like stupid stupid. A dumb, druggie, awful bitch."
And that's just the tip of the iceberg!
The article is chuck full of yummy goodness and delicious quotes.
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It's a MUST READ!
[Image by Peter Yang for Rolling Stone.]
Carmen Comes Out With A Bang
FUGGLY
you look like that sailor from last week gave you a black eye and a nasty case of the herps on your lip.
ps…black is slimming and you look fatter than ever.
Dude - you are FAT! Loose some weight!
U R S UGLY
You should give Jay McCarroll a call. You guys are 2 peas in a pod!
You get put into a magazine….. BECAUSE OF BRITNEY you owe your 15 minutes to her. fuck you you fat ass.
u look like complete bankrupt shit… why do u constantly insist on dying your hair to look like a highlighter.. you talk so much trash about britney… well shes not a cum guzzling gutter whore like you are my dear… go eat a whopper.
Re: Britenay – god your original… i bet your a fat stupid bitch that stays in her house and looks at celeb blogs all day… prolly dont get fucked much… or u probably do but get a whole bunch of abortions… but the abortion remains still look better than your ugly rape victim bloody tampon face… go get some stretch mark cream, get a cunt hair wax, and go die… but when you do die i hope i know so i can go piss on your dead, fat, greasy, body… stupid bitch.
That picture makes me want to vomit
Perez, Please, please, please develop a fashion sense. You are repping big gay men, but you dress worse than Barney. You are a fashion disaster. You need style, boy. Stop stealing clothes from Barney, tinki winki, and Po.
your one fat ugly puto!!!
Congratulations!! This is the best article I've read on you so far.
When are you going to go on a diet?
You have fun info on your site, and it is cool to be proud of being in rolling stone, as anyone would feel honored about that. but, you do look horrible in that picture…scary, fat, unstylish - your hair color, though a trademark, is hideous. As someone pointed out below…you spend so much time making fun of people like britney for gaining weight (even though she is still probably thinner than half of the at americans), yet you look the way you do. ilove you site, but unless you lose some weight, dress better and look better, you are being a hypocrite when you say all the smack about celebs.
Ditto to #302. Enough said.
YEA PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And you call Britney a headcase? I just read the Rolling Stone article on you and you have some very serious issues. You wouldn't know reality if it slapped you in the face. You are a lonely, pathetic, weak, selfish, narcistic, mentally unstable little man. What I read there showed that you're issues have issues. People all over the world are laughing at you. Oh yeah that's right, you are two people, Mario and Perez. Keep telling yourself that you fruitcake.
Dear Perez-
Yes! Yes! Yes! I LOVE this look. It's so goofy, just like me! I absolutely love goofiness, and the bizzare, and unusual. So, for Halloween, you can dress normally, remove your wig, and just be old Mario Lavendeira for a day. Because no one will recognize you. Your flame colored "hair" looks too thick,
and far too perfect to be real. I know it has to be a wig. So when are you going to admit that you wear a wig? You must have a secret hair closet in your home-that would hold all your different colored wigs, weaves and whatnot. There has never been a picture of you with a natural haircolor. You have revealed a lot of you life story. So why can't you admit that you,re a chrome dome too?
OMG!!!
FAT AND UGLY IS WAY TO KIND FOR YOU frankenberry!!!
I like your site, it's funny. But you are a very unlikeable person. I read your interview in Rolling Stone. You are the most classless peice of trash ever. And I don't mean that to be taken as some sort of fake rebel, hipster, holier-than-thou compliment. You should just keep your face and personal life off the website. It would be much better.
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE HUGE!!!!
God. You are fat fuck.
that busted eye looks great on you fat asshole..
hope u get lots of new ones for christmas..
come on prez, your just being all together bitchy anymore when it comes to brit brit, how you gonna feel if somethin happens? you read up on bi-polar and it explains everything shes doing and done. but you wont, you would rather be a hate full cunt a always
by the way, how did you get the shiner and the fat lip?
enquiring bitch wanna know
What an ugly fuck.
Do clarify one thing for me. What was the point of telling the world that you intermittently crapped your pants from ages 4-8 and that you remember it very clearly. Was this to impress us? You seem to be wearing it like a badge of honor. Then again, it really is the most talented thing you've done in your life, I must admit. I'm just curious as to what in the hell it had to do with the article unless you consider it part of your sex appeal.
You are a very unstable little man and you couldn't be more wrong that you are doing a good thing or that we are having fun. We just despise you so much that we are coming here to watch you slowly self destruct. And the RS estimate of your income at $250,000, that is nowhere in the realm of celebrity. There are secretaries in this town that make more than that and they are much more talented, smarter and much better people than you so self-absorbed wad of snot.
ITS REALLY FUNNY THAT EVERYONE COMES ON HERE AND PUTS SHITTY COMMENTS ABOUT PEREZ, IF YOU HATE HIM TO MUCH AND HE IS, AS SOME OF YOU HAVE SAID, AN "UGLY" "FAT FUCK"; THEN WHY DO YOU BOTHER TO COME TO HIS PAGE? I THINK YOU ARE AMAZING PEREZ!! KEEP DOING WHAT YOU DO AND OUTTING CELEBRITIES! IF THEY DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE BOTH GOOD AND BAD SAID ABOUT THEM FOR THE WORLD TO READ THEN THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN A TEACHER….OR A BANKER…..
We come here to watch him paint himself into a corner and fail, which he will because all of you "deep", "loving" fans of his will get bored with his childish, rude, nasty games or someone who cares about as much about him as he cares about them and all of you is going to sue the pants off him and take everything he has. He is a vicious nasty weird little man. It's no different for us to come here and watch him crash and burn than all of you people thriving on watching Britney or Anna Nicole self destruct. He's so unimportant and he uses all of you and you let him. Of course most of you who rave about him are chronologically about his mental age which is 14.
no perez your the fake one you started to hate brit after she toook kfed away from you stupid fat bitch
Perez, you look so damn hot now. I like how you look and wouldn't mind seeing u fill out some more sexy!
what the hell is on your lip
I love u!! i think u are fantastic
ok, so apparently you've been doing heroin with britney, but on the flip side, you've still got the munchies. Lay off the burritos and get a real job, FAG!
AB-FAB article! Great cover story! Amazing writing! One could even call it literature. Definately one for the ages. Goin' down in the history books.
Well…made me come check out this site — not too shabby.
Keep it up, Perez!
Damn, Perez is one ugly SOB!! Revoltingly so, in fact.
Ordinarily I wouldn't call out a person on their looks because people can't help how pretty or ugly they are; it's all in the genes, baby. But Perez has built a career on bashing others, so turn about is fair play.
hey gurl this is luis from fresno california u need to loose some weight! u look like a fat-ol' pig in dis picture….
but i still love ya.
luis
YOU
ARE
A
STAR
PEREZITO