Pretty….Pretty Scary

Filed under: Jessica Simpson > Photoshop Awardz

Jessica Simpson is on the cover of the new In Style.

Mariah's retoucher worked overtime on this one.

Jugs doesn't even look human!

Posted: Oct 17, 2007 at 4:23 pm / Email this »

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matt says – reply to this

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NIcolette Sheridan looks FANTASTIC!
nay nay says – reply to this

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she looks good
fast eddie says – reply to this

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shes HOT!
kim says – reply to this

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she has fakeness dripping off of her.
amy says – reply to this

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first
me says – reply to this

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is the retoucher at least getting paid double tiem for teh work??
gordo says – reply to this

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shes hot either way…
Justin says – reply to this

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first
zilose says – reply to this

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PEREZ…… you're a fucking trip!!!!! love u and ur bloggin
CHICOSTINE says – reply to this

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She looks like Katherine Heigel. Eek.
sara says – reply to this

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first and boring
ugly says – reply to this

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fuckin ugly and plastic lookin
whoo dun it says – reply to this

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Lots of air brush here.She is a cute girl.
AGGGGHHH... says – reply to this

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CAN WE TUCK HER AWAY WITH SPENCER & HEIDI AND NEVER HEAR ANOTHER WORD ABOUT THEM?
fsda says – reply to this

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…
mandibux says – reply to this

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FIRST! OMG, finally;) She looks pretty good to me!
Brittany says – reply to this

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what happened to her? I mean seriously she use to be a singer and she acts.. i only watched one of her movies and it sucks but she looks like a robot. She i dont know she sucks!
mstee says – reply to this

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why do her boobs look so low? low mangos!
Becca says – reply to this

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Perez sucks big dick!!!
Megan says – reply to this

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Speaking of 'jugs', looks like she needs to hoist those boobies up where they belong.
robertj says – reply to this

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who the fuck is that? Airbrushed within an inch of her life!

…oh ya and Perez..lose some damn weight already!
Val says – reply to this

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I think it totally looks like her, and she looks great.
michelle says – reply to this

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they are lopsided… second?
Ew says – reply to this

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ew
hdhd says – reply to this

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hdhdd
rachel says – reply to this

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FIRST

fake
tamzin says – reply to this

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Actually, P, those do look real. Notice that gravity is doing it's job. If they were fake, they'd be standing at attention, pointing to her forehead. Maybe you should keep the commentary to those organs you actually know about?
Heart U!
PEREZ YOU FAT FUCK!! says – reply to this

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I'M NOT FIRST… perez…… get on a diet you fat ass!!!!!
Nick says – reply to this

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they're still not as big as your jugs, perez
;)
amanda says – reply to this

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first!

fuck. she looks like shit.
Susan says – reply to this

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Ha leave her alone
BOOYAH says – reply to this

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firt
robertj says – reply to this

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who the fuck is that? airbrushed within an inch of her life!
blech!

oh…and hey Perez…lose some weight already!
eric says – reply to this

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some of the shit you post is ridiculous.
holly says – reply to this

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ha!
Julia says – reply to this

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creepy flat boobs
tmo says – reply to this

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her boobs look so much smaller. she's pretty though!
boo poo says – reply to this

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Why the hell is she on a cover anyway? She hasn't done anything worth a shit in forever (if ever!!!)
FAKE! says – reply to this

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poor Jessica she used to be so pretty..
honestly says – reply to this

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whatever
Diana says – reply to this

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oh god it looks like someone plastered her head on someone elses body
this bitch is sooo 2 years ago.. First
J says – reply to this

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Ewww…..FIRST!!!!
wudwv says – reply to this

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first
WAWA says – reply to this

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top 5
candy says – reply to this

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first bitches……….
boo poo says – reply to this

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Why the hell is she on the cover??? She hasn't done anything worth a shit in forever (if ever)
Matt says – reply to this

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what a fake smile
sherri says – reply to this

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who cares
ouyerabmudwoh ? says – reply to this

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who said that "fake" boobs can't be "real"? If they're touchable, then their real.
RedRanger says – reply to this

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TRISH IS THE HAWTEST PINK RANGER EVER
TRISH IS THE HAWTEST PINK RANGER EVER
TRISH IS THE HAWTEST PINK RANGER EVER
TRISH IS THE HAWTEST PINK RANGER EVER
TRISH IS THE HAWTEST PINK RANGER EVER
TRISH IS THE HAWTEST PINK RANGER EVER
TRISH IS THE HAWTEST PINK RANGER EVER
TRISH IS THE HAWTEST PINK RANGER EVER
TRISH IS THE HAWTEST PINK RANGER EVER
lovebrad says – reply to this

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WHY IS THIS SKANKY HORE STILL AROUND?
j says – reply to this

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What's wrong? I think she looks fantastic!
lily says – reply to this

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she looks great!! she looks that way Perez!!
hahahaha says – reply to this

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I seriously doubt she's having the last laugh because I'm LMAOPMPs just looking at her picture.
Fancy says – reply to this

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she's sooooo beauitful!!!
jess-ca says – reply to this

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she looks like a fugly doll
don says – reply to this

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Do I scents a Jealous Bitch? Her tits are round and yours are flabby and she has better hair. Go fuck off perez.
HUHHHHH??? says – reply to this

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What the fuck does she have the 'last laugh' about?????
Spliff says – reply to this

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She's a real-life Stepford wife

xoxo, Spliff
Lisa says – reply to this

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DAMN IT PEREZ AKA im fucked MR going to prison for leacking Britneys music SHUT THE F*CK up asshole Ur stupid …..

Hey i know what it is ur just so Jealous YEs you are All u bring to this is negati
smartypants says – reply to this

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she is gorg - cm'on, ya'll would give anything to look as hot as she does on a bad day!!!
Anna says – reply to this

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She's beautiful!
saruhh says – reply to this

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Photoshop!
PEREZ STEP OFF MARIAH ALREADY!! says – reply to this

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I'm no Jessica fan anymore, but Perez need to let go of the Mariah bashing…retouching is done though out the industry and he knows it-jLO famous butt is retouched to hide her cellulite all the time
jd says – reply to this

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She looks like Suzanne Somers from a thighmaster comercial, or whatever that thing used to be called! the 80's came back with this one!
Stacy says – reply to this

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Pretty sure her nasty tits are looking saggier than ever. Does she wear a bra? And nice way to use light to make her look like she has a small waist. SLUT!
Amile says – reply to this

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Re: don – learn the proper use of words…Its not scents its sense
blahblahblah says – reply to this

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Are you sure that's not Suzanne Somers? Sure would make a good Separated at Birth!
DRB says – reply to this

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Notice now that Mariah is in LA for a week and Perez is dissing her for absolutely no reason. I assume he wants her to come talk to him like Victoria Beckham did.
jstarr91177@yahoo.com says – reply to this

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what an annoying cunt…
bella says – reply to this

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I think she looks good. Mariah looks HORRID in person but jessica is really pretty.
G says – reply to this

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PEREZ you're BORED!!!! She looks great and HOT as always!
Jen says – reply to this

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She looks amazing..as always
Cass says – reply to this

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She looks exactly like Faith Hill in this picture.
cece says – reply to this

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Why does this airbrushed, fake troll still get press. She's failed at pretty much everything…acting, singing, remember that disasterous Dolly Parton tribute. Even her personal life sucks.
jen says – reply to this

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Learn how to speak proper English first… then you can rip on other people.
Merry says – reply to this

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Mariah in person looks very tall, and like people always say it's true very skinny in person, she has really pretty Bambi eyes in person too. One other thing if you shake her hand of give her a hug she has softer skin than a babies bottom!! When I meet Beyonce I was surprised her hair was not soft like Mariah's, dunno why.
kellygene says – reply to this

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Oh come on - I've always gone back and forth on JS but she is beautiful and she looks beautiful there.
bite my cunt says – reply to this

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This bitch is useless. Why is she on the cover of anything, other than Useless Bitch Weekly?
raul says – reply to this

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everybody sing! "I'm a Barbie girl…"
ang says – reply to this

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Stop hating on her!! I have seen her in real life and she is gorgeous perez!!
becki says – reply to this

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I think she looks really pretty!
Queef says – reply to this

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oh, thank god Jessica is back to her old self. Finally an actual hot cleb chick that is not 90% plastic. Breath of fresh air. Hollywood has no hot chick left. J Alba has gone skeletal. Britney's gone bald. Lindsay looks 44. The Duffster has chompers. Biel has a weinie. Jolie is Olive Oil w/ lips. We've been reduced to thinking that Vanessa Hudgens is hot? Oh, Jessica Simpson. Thank you for your comeback.
do says – reply to this

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Re: ERIN –

OH MY GOD. 5 hours. Like, 5 hours! Just switch sites, girl! Do it right away. You are absolutely right, Perez is sooo last season. I mean 5 whole hours, i can't believe it.
Girlie Girl says – reply to this

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She's pretty.. I just dont understand why she has so much botox done .. She's so young.. ??? ?? + dont like dress…
Girlie Girl says – reply to this

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She's pretty.. I just dont understand why she has so much botox done .. She's so young.. ??? ?? + dont like dress… but she seems like a nice girl.. And yes maybe Perez should get on a diet..
Christy says – reply to this

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please, she has to be the biggest whore I've ever seen, I can't stand her, and believe I'm anything and everything but jealous of this thing.
henry krinkle says – reply to this

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Her daddy Joe makes her suck him off every Sunday- and tells her that Jesus approves (and is watching from above). That is why Nick left. Joe wouldn't let him watch (from below).
TVDinner says – reply to this

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It's true: she's been looking an awful lot like a fem-bot lately. I think she's had too much botox, and I think she's about ten pounds leaner than her body really wants her to be. She's totally hot when she's a bit more va-va-voom.
shari says – reply to this

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I think I saw that exact same photo a couple of years ago…but it was Faith Hill…no offense to Faith Hill intended!
jessica says – reply to this

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she is skinny and beautiful and you are fat and ugly. don't be a jealous prick!
smArtist says – reply to this

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Boo.
autumn says – reply to this

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shut up, hater. You wish you look as good as her.

you have jealous reeking from you.
Red Scorpion says – reply to this

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Bleuh.. hate her! So ugly and stupid
NC says – reply to this

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Just got the issue in the mail - the article is just a bunch of questions from people she knows, not a true interview; this is obviously a way to not have to answer "real" questions - I guess her dad is doing his job. EW!
duh says – reply to this

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you are an idiot, it looks just like her!
Marissa says – reply to this

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perez, i want to meet you more than any celebrity. i think you're great and hilarious.
joeyOh says – reply to this

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A lot of mileage for such a short time
the truth hurts says – reply to this

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jessica is beautiful. all u bitches who said she was ugly and had saggy boobs are fuckin jealous. u know it is true. jealous because u are average on your best day. jessica is one of the hottest girls around. perez does not like her because his bitch owner paris hilton is so jealous of jessica. paris with her beak nose and awkward stick body. u know it all is true. perez you are so gross and so ugly on the inside. you are so two faced and gives all the other gays a bad name. that is why the gay audience booed your tired mean spirited ass. we love you jessica . perez sucks eggs.
A Willow Tree Xander says – reply to this

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She has her bewitch outfit on. Must be In Style's Halloween Issue. Jessica has the last laugh….Hillary Clinton? Hey jugs where did that put that chin of yours?