Quote Of The Day

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"Privacy is dead. The new world is obsessed with celebrities. Even someone like me is. Wow, I’m a celebrity, you know what I mean? I can’t even say the words, it makes me wanna vomit. You know? But, I think of it as, I’m gonna go have a good time with them. It’s a lifestyle that I’m selling, and if you wanna pay me for that, we’ll show up at your party, we’ll bring a crew, we’ll party, I guarantee you’ll have a good time, the price is going up next time."

- Crisco Adler tells the new issue of the NY Observer.

[Image via Dark Room Demons.]

Posted: Oct 17, 2007 at 1:15 pm / Email this »

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whatever says – reply to this

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Who cares about him?
dale says – reply to this

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1st- and this guy is no celebrity…he's a barnacle on young starlets
Um says – reply to this

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Who IS this guy?
jfsdjflkjsf says – reply to this

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Hey Basket Balls! You're NOT a celebrity. Celebrity fucker, maybe but YOU are NOT a celebrity.
stacey says – reply to this

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douche
mb says – reply to this

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Loser
Mariah M. says – reply to this

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Interesting post there, Perez, it kinda reflects your article in Rolling stone, how if it weren't for Britney you wouldn't have this page in some sort of way. Great quote to reflect Hollywood gossip!
DA!GRL says – reply to this

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first! BABY
sarah says – reply to this

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he sucks. seriously
cubana says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shanna says – reply to this

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his balls rock!!!!!!!!
fu says – reply to this

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Any celebrity this guy has comes from two things…1) Balls that look like two grapefruits in the leg of a pair of panty hose and 2) Perezhilton.com. Thanks for giving this douche the publicity Perez! We're all so grateful.
whoo dun it says – reply to this

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Perez, next time you post this guy, you gotta draw SOME REAL LONG DROOPY NUTS ON THAT COCK!
LJ says – reply to this

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First!! Arrogant ass…
Dale says – reply to this

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Another thing….What the fuck is this look of his? He's got the whole Johnny Depp mid 90's, dirty, scummy, it takes me 3 hours to look like this look. Cut your hair, take off you lady jeans, pack those balls up in some undies, and stop being a celebrity leech. Get a job, your band sucks.

This goes for you too Justin Bobby and for any other LA fucktards that abide by that look.
DoucheBag! says – reply to this

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He's A DOUCHEBAG!
Brielle says – reply to this

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haha cisco is such a douche
Mariah M. says – reply to this

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Re: Um – he's a designer
kimberly says – reply to this

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What a fucking poser - who gives a shit about this retard
Gaaa says – reply to this

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MOAR!
CAN'T HELP IT says – reply to this

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i LIKE HIM.
fugly fagly says – reply to this

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He "makes me wanna vomit. You know?"
yomi says – reply to this

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Celebrity? Who the hell are you?!!
Mariah M. says – reply to this

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Re: Um – wrong guy, he dated Micha Barton from the OC
heather says – reply to this

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ewww he's so gross!!!
Teresa says – reply to this

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Does this choad actually think he's a "celebrity"? What a dil. Also, anyone who would get it on with him obviously has mental problems and/or syphilis. SO GROSS!
piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this

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Known for his old man sagging balls.
Blue Giraffe says – reply to this

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Loser. Who is he if he's a celebrity? I woudn't have him at a party if he paid me.
♀♀krazihottkelli♀♀the real bitch:c says – reply to this

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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

dang..he lookz like a cute zlut↓↓

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Heidi says – reply to this

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Captain Hook called and would like his hair back, please.
Claire says – reply to this

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Douchebag
Just_ME says – reply to this

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Okay Cisco is not a celebrity. Hes prolly a ZZZZZ list, just like you Perez
cplusg says – reply to this

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Perez, you really need to stop giving this guy and other non-celebs publicity….he has the grossest balls ever by the way. I am forever scarred. It is the paparrazi that go crazy for these people, not us. We really aren't interested in their pics of them doing random things…..So we "the new world", are not OBSESSED with celebs. We enjoy reading about the stupid things you do.

:D
whoo dun it says – reply to this

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DEEZ NUTZ! HAHAHAHA!
Crisco is an idiot says – reply to this

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This guy is such a LOSER! He wants fame!!! Who asked him to date famous girls like Kim Stewart and Misha Barton??? He obviously did so because it was the only way anyone would pay attention to him after his crappy band never went anywhere. Despite his riding his father's coat tails and playing the majority of his "shows" at club his daddy owns. To top it off he had to go and to ANOTHER reality show, like we need more… and now he's complaing? The only thing that makes him want to vomit is even after all his efforts, he's still nobody.
Me says – reply to this

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He does have famous balls.
sugarpuss says – reply to this

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When he went to grab his balls, Crisco just realized he left them back in the parking lot when the car door slammed on them!!!
GIVE ME A BREAK says – reply to this

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Privacy is dead? They why did you have a picture of yourself naked swinging your 3 ft. long ball bag all over the internet? What a freak.
jstarr91177@yahoo.com says – reply to this

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ever see the pics of his privacy?? he has the f'ugliest balls in teh world—they look like they suffer from elephantitis
famous for being famous for being famous says – reply to this

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whatever. went to one of his "private" shows. the crowd is just an overload of rich white kids, k-feds, ashlee simpsons, mid-life crisis men with no sense of originality and too much free time. yawn.
EWWWWW says – reply to this

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THIS GUY IS SUPER-GROSS. JUST BECAUSE HIS DAD WAS SOME SORT OF A Z-LIST MUSIC GUY HE THINKS THAT HE IS FAMOUS FOR SOMETHING. HE IS DISCUSTING, APPAULING TO LOOK AT AND WHO CARES ABOUT HIS SCROTUM SAC! GROSS!
bitemeehxp says – reply to this

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dont flatter yourself honey
AWP says – reply to this

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Can someone please remind me who this guy is? I seriously have no clue.
Liz says – reply to this

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Who is this guy? Why is he a celebrity? Who exactly did he date? Who is his dad? I've never heard of this guy.
Bdiddy says – reply to this

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HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAHA HA HA HA FUNNY PIC!!!!!!!!! Dang hes a dawg
whoo dun it says – reply to this

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Re: sugarpuss – That statement CRACKED ME UP. You totally made my day. Thank you.
Funny says – reply to this

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Re: GIVE ME A BREAK – Three foot long ball bag! LMFAO!!
Tarzanna says – reply to this

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Crisco lives in a warped sense of reality that is the drug laced hills of LA!

Ride Daddy's coat-tails, and Misha's poor migrant ass into the spotlight!
Her Majesty says – reply to this

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Who is he? Why have we seen his cock and balls?
jc says – reply to this

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I'd love to have his balls in my ass, they're hot!
Meredith says – reply to this

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I didn't know this douche bag was considered celebrity.
Rob says – reply to this

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I wish he'd rub his low hanging balls all over my face.
AJ says – reply to this

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Perez - you need to stop giving this guy ANY attention. His music, (which I was forced into listening to) is FUCKING AWFUL and it's embarassing that you talk about him. No more please
Whoa buddy says – reply to this

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Cisco Adler Resume: My dad is a well known talented music producer. My goal in life is to be famous. I live in malibu and eat off my dad. My band has all the connections in the world and we still cant crack the surface. But yet, Im famous.
me says – reply to this

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Re: jc –
you must be desperate
BUMMER says – reply to this

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WHO???? SKUZ BAG..EWW I WOULDN'T GIVE HIM A SECOND LOOK
Sir Boo says – reply to this

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He's such a sexy hunk and he has a HUGE cock.
Jen says – reply to this

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Anyone notice he's drinking a fucking Amstel Light? Some badass celebrity we got right here… douchebag.
cisco hater says – reply to this

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what kind of sad state of affairs is the entertainment business in if this low-life skank ass motherfucker considers himself a celebrity? oh shit I think I'll be a celebrity from now on too!
pfft says – reply to this

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HE is a celebrity???? Could someone please tell me who the hell this spaz is and why anyone should give a good goddamn?
look at me, i'm cool! says – reply to this

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his parents named him "crisco"? what, his parents couldn't spell "scrotum"?

and he gets laid–using which date rape drug?

oh, LAST!!!!
smartypants says – reply to this

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DOUCHE!!!!
Marcy D'Arcy says – reply to this

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Quote: "Wow, I’m a celebrity, you know what I mean? I can’t even say the words, it makes me wanna vomit. You know?"

Yes, I know…. you make we want to vomit too, Mr. DanglyBalls!

Love Marcy
onemomwhosnuts says – reply to this

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since when the f**k is he a celebrity!!!! BARF –what a f**king loser …
dawn says – reply to this

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OH MY GOD… #4 comment has me rolling over laughing out loud. awesome!!!
L says – reply to this

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How do BALLS get in an ass?
the infamous intern says – reply to this

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who is cisco adler?
shay711 says – reply to this

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Why is it that everyone who ends up on VH1 thinks they are a celebrity? It's not even MTV looser. Hey Cisco Just because you fucked Mischa doesn't mean your a star. How she could fuck you is beyond me you need to TAKE A BATH!!!
tracy says – reply to this

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ha ha ha he really thinks he's a celebrity
jenn says – reply to this

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he is not a godamn celebrity, what a dick.lol..
lisa says – reply to this

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Whatever,
I partied with him in Vegas and we ditched him at Noir cause it was lame.
livininomaha says – reply to this

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What an ass.
BlueGiraffe says – reply to this

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"Crisco's balls hang low, and they wobble two and fro, he can tie them in a knot, he can tie them is a bow……"
Black is Back says – reply to this

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Re: lisa –
Oh Lisa, you are soooooooooo cool.
reality-check says – reply to this

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sitting around malibu smoking heroin all day..yea hes going places with his crew, to the valley to score some balloons
EWHHH says – reply to this

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This guy is no celebrity!!