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Ronnie Takes On Becks

Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw > Zportz > Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo is totally the new David Beckham!

Soccer's new golden boy is taking in all the accolades - and more importantly - the money, like his predecessor.

Click here to watch Ronnie's new commercial (in Portuguese) for Banco Espiritu Santo.

He can primp and pose better than Posh!

147 comments to “Ronnie Takes On Becks”

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  1. sfskljoiue says – reply to this


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    total. fag.

  2. kate says – reply to this


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    phwoar

  3. claudia says – reply to this


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    "Banco Espirito Santo" that's the correct…

  4. brainchild says – reply to this


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    1st suckas

  5. matt says – reply to this


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    first !

  6. marcos from da block says – reply to this


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    FUCK YEAH!

  7. shandidarlington says – reply to this


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    he's awesome but he'll NEVER be Becks…

  8. Last says – reply to this


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    lAST

  9. Cláudia says – reply to this


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    "Banco Espirito Santo" that's the name…. FIRST!

  10. kira says – reply to this


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    yay! first! (always wanted to write that)

  11. Perez Sucks says – reply to this


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    Hey Perez…..ever heard of the word….DIET!!!!!

  12. kk says – reply to this


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    He is sooooooo GORGEOUS…….send him here to the states =)

  13. Nick says – reply to this


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    74th?

    OMG, I would bang him crazy.

  14. Tash says – reply to this


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    Luv HIM!!!!!!!!

  15. cara says – reply to this


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    he doesnt do it for me…..beckham still is a go-er

  16. me says – reply to this


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    hes very perty

  17. says says – reply to this


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    fuhurst

  18. ME says – reply to this


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    POSER>>>LOL!!!

  19. becca says – reply to this


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    Hey perez
    Going as a straight guy for halloween?
    You couldn't pull it off!!!!

  20. hahaha says – reply to this


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    he needs to whore himself out a bit more… then maybe he can be becks.

  21. couture in so cal says – reply to this


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    I dont care what the rest of these people say but he is goregeous!!!!!! I can forse a total upheaval of becks in the near future….. Not to bag on becks though, I think its just time for him to share the throne….no matter what posh says….

  22. Not a Man U Fan but... says – reply to this


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    He's lush

  23. lisa says – reply to this


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    I prefer Fernando Torres of all those soccer players. Handsome, trendy, but still very masculine.

  24. lilian says – reply to this


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    OMGG!!!!

    IT'S A WHOLE HOME PAGE WITHOUT BRITNEY
    THAT'S A IMPROVEMENT PEREZ

  25. PORTUGYAL says – reply to this


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    PORTUGAL ALL DAY EVERY DAY!!!!! BIG UP RONALDO!!! ALL U HATERZ CAN KEEP ON HATING!!!!

  26. Rachel says – reply to this


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    he's sexy as hell

  27. Rachel says – reply to this


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    he's sexy as hell

  28. Kyle says – reply to this


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    Never!

  29. CaliGirl says – reply to this


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    He is waaaaaaaaaaay hotter than old man beckham

  30. Stephanie says – reply to this


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    He is so hot!!!!!

  31. Crystalena says – reply to this


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    Hmmm, he is so delicious.

  32. casey says – reply to this


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    Don't even put Beck's name next to that twat! He's a fucking lobster - good body, head full of shit.

  33. Stephanie says – reply to this


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    He is so hot!!

  34. marlene says – reply to this


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    god this guy makesme proud to be portuguese … he's so YUM … ES BOM COMO O MILHO CRISTA!!

  35. Annie says – reply to this


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    it's BANCO ESPIRITO SANTO.

    Gezz it's that hard to write portuguese things in America?? Internet exists for something…

  36. Marlene says – reply to this


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    This guy makes me proud to be portuguese, but at the same time he can be a big cry baby … but still HOTNESS

    ES BOM COMO O MILHO CRISTA … FORCA PT

  37. ROX says – reply to this


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    For all that really do watch soccer, Ronaldo is not that great, he fakes his tumbles all the time, and he gets boo's at almost every field he plays, (except home) because he sucks……………… it's all about HENRY.

  38. lovebrad says – reply to this


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    oh ma ga gahgeous!

  39. noname says – reply to this


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    Thanks for this Perez! Cristiano is just too yummy, for you haters, theres just more for us to love!

  40. jstarr91177@yahoo.com says – reply to this


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    I'd definately lick between his legs and anywhere else he wanted me to… and yes–I'm total fag.

  41. christina says – reply to this


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    i just creamed my panties watching that

  42. emily says – reply to this


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    he sucks!!!!! he will never be like becks for a start the whole of england hate his guts!

  43. Frith says – reply to this


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    You do know he's a total asshole and has been accused of rape, a couple times now I think

  44. QB says – reply to this


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    HE IS YOUNGER AND HAS MORE TALEND AT SOCCER THAN BECKS BUT THERE R A LOT OF PLAYER THAT ARE MORE TALENTED THAN BECKS ,
    PS :RONNY IS SO HOT

  45. heather says – reply to this


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    good god that's a fine looking piece of man. I'd hit it!

  46. M_cali says – reply to this


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    First of all Becks is handsome, and cristiano looks like crap
    Besides Becks has Posh.

  47. adriana says – reply to this


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    cristiano is so much more talented than beckham.
    and he's hotter too!!!
    he should be traded to play in barcelona. not machester!!!

  48. 25beerbelly says – reply to this


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    if you like him and becks, check out thequeerofallmedia.com and leave an erotic comment on who you like, i want to read

  49. you know it says – reply to this


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    He looks retarded with that receeding chin of his

  50. em says – reply to this


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    even if it was in english i wouldnt of noticed… damn that boy is fine! Re: Frith
    it was bollocks- are you aware that it didnt even get to court? hes a footballer and gets shit like that written alot. if she had really been raped then she should of gone directly to the police not stopping off at the newsoftheworld on the way!

  51. mia says – reply to this


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    YUMMY!!! :D

  52. Annika says – reply to this


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    He ain't got nothing on Becks! He's a dramtic little girl!

  53. VIVA PORTUGAL says – reply to this


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    get ur shit straight "BANCO ESPIRITO SANTO"!!!

  54. JOSSYB23 says – reply to this


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    I dont know why, but I really hate this guy………I think he may be genetically enginered

  55. Buffy says – reply to this


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    He is the best player in the world, and the hottest one as well. You are all fucking stupid if you think Beckham has ANYTHING on Cris. Even in Becks prime he couldn't lick the soles of Cris' feet. You don't know JACK about soccer. And as far as being gay, he is one of the biggest pussy hounds in England. Get your stories straights you idiots.

  56. boomie says – reply to this


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    omg! what else could he do on that bed?! s-e-x-y! i wnat more!!!

  57. Waverly says – reply to this


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    When you are in rehab, they do not recommend that you start a relationship. First you take care of yourself. If you can do that, get a plant & see if you can keep it alive. If that works, then get & pet. Dating someone while recovering is a recipe for disaster - you just learn different ways to party.

  58. David says – reply to this


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    Dude sucks. No way is he better than Ronaldinho!!!!

  59. melanie says – reply to this


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    Cristiano plays FOOTBALL! not fuckin soccer, anyway, hes not shit at football he's amazing, if he was shit why wud he win every single award. hes hot and u haters are jealous! hahaha see ya biatches xxxxxx

  60. Portuguese says – reply to this


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    OH PLEASE.I'm not going to say this because I'm portuguese but Ronaldo is WAY better than beckam.beckam is not in his good shape anymore…His done!!

  61. chelsy says – reply to this


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    my gosh!
    he is my ultimate favorite, only because he so darn gorgeous!

  62. A. Nalingus says – reply to this


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    He makes me wanna rape his butt with my tongue.

  63. nikky says – reply to this


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    HE'S HOT!

  64. tuft says – reply to this


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    DON'T COMPARE RONALDO TO BECKHAM. BECKHAM IS AN OLD OVERRATED SOCCER PLAYER. BECKHAM SUCKS. BECKHAM CAN ONLY DREAM OF BEING AS GOOD AS RONALDO.

  65. Christine says – reply to this


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    I have no idea what he's saying… but damn he's hot!!!

  66. old beckham says – reply to this


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    lol. at all the beckham and england fans in here. you all either have no fucking knowledge of soccer or your 15/16 year olds. .
    .
    Ronaldo is the shit, he's fast, defenders hate playing against him, he goes past players with ease, and to top it all he scores goals.
    .
    beckham is a poster boy, who's married to an insecure anorexic skank that likes to call herself Posh.

  67. bad girl says – reply to this


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    is it bad that I want to put both his balls in my mouth at once?

  68. jrf says – reply to this


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    hot, hot, hot, hot!!!! This guy gives me shivers, I don't even know what he does but I want to know, is he single, and where the fuck does he live, coz I'm going round

  69. view says – reply to this


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    BECKHAM IS GAY BUT HASN'T COME OUT OF THE CLOSET YET!

  70. Bunn Bunn says – reply to this


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    he is like wayyyyyyyyyyy better than beckham no kids, no comitment….. i would bang hardbody lmao he is super sexyy :]
    Becks is old news

  71. xwhateverx says – reply to this


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    SO FIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  72. Andrezza says – reply to this


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    Banco Espírito Santo that is the correct…it´s dificult to write in portuguese, but is the correct…

  73. Vivian says – reply to this


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    Delicious…

  74. caroline says – reply to this


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    ronaldo is pretty hot isn't he! and he doesn't have a squeaky voice like becks so that makes him a winner in my book!

  75. Isaidit says – reply to this


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    Of course Cristiano is not like Becks, he actually has TALENT!

  76. UMMM... says – reply to this


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    Of course Cristiano is not like Becks, he actually has talent.

  77. Marta says – reply to this


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    para quê tanta publicidade ao banco?bahh…
    the only thing that matters is cristiano…he's so fucking hot!!

  78. diablofeminina weho says – reply to this


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    Not that I follow sports, but I did study abroad in Spain. Futbol is part of the culture. Beckham is not even a good player, he is just good looking. However, this player is good I have heard.

  79. Uh says – reply to this


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    I hate that I think he's hot. But I like Cesc Fabregas, he's equally attractive and more charming. Cesc isn't a man whore like Ronaldo.

  80. J says – reply to this


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    «BANCO ESPIRITO SANTO» STUPID

    PORTUGAL RULEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  81. Anita says – reply to this


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    i wouldn't call him Ronnie. Actually hardly anyone calls him Ronnie in the football world, everybody calls him Ronaldo or Cristiano. Ronnie is RONALDINHO.

    it just sounds stupid accompanying this video.

  82. jleao says – reply to this


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    yea Banco EspiritO Santo..

  83. sana says – reply to this


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    He looks Hot there.

  84. Licinia says – reply to this


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    He's sooo…beautiful…viva portugal!

  85. LoveJensenAckles says – reply to this


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    he's got a rly deep voice.

  86. Licinia says – reply to this


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    mmmm….he's so yummy :)
    VIVA PORTUGAL!

  87. becks sucks!!! says – reply to this


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    Re: shandidarlington
    Yes, I know Ronaldo is much more talented!!!

  88. Becks sucks!!! says – reply to this


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    Re: shandidarlington
    Yes, Becks doesn't have half his talent!!!

  89. Bear says – reply to this


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    He's a great footballer, too.
    but Branding like Beckam is impossible to him.

  90. Greeks are us says – reply to this


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    I've seen Chris Ron play in person..he's incredible…gotta be the best player in the world. But we still beat Portugal in the Euro cup hehehe,.

  91. givesSomeronnie says – reply to this


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    Damn he's fine…I would love to cuddle with him..not a soccer fan though…he's huge in England, i was just there.

  92. Azoreanbeauty says – reply to this


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    I'm from the other Portuguese islands, the Azores, Ronaldo's from the Madeira islands. He's not my type but I love his rebellious spirit. I also admire his tenacity and courage. To have such a great year playing in England with so much antagonism and vilifiication by the English press after the world cup is amazing. He not only faced the English haters head on but he won them over all over again.

  93. conejo fu fu says – reply to this


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    Oh he's so hot!

  94. yoko says – reply to this


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    Too hot!!! Lindsay should go out with a guy that looks like him.

  95. Jennifer says – reply to this


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    Lawdy jeebus, he's beautiful.

  96. Hibernia says – reply to this


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    We need Ronnie in IRELAND…..

  97. Pretty boy blue says – reply to this


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    WTF???? Why does Portuguese sound like fucking Russian or Polish or something??

  98. Holy Shit dude says – reply to this


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    Let me tell you guys my fantasy about Ronaldo: I stick my dick in his ass and he sticks his dick in mine..Then we both such each other off..ALL on the bed he's lying on…Yummy… Perez don't tell me you haven't had the same fantasy..Oh that's right you're a strict bottom :)

  99. Manchester U says – reply to this


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    Ronnie's a big crybaby…

  100. Sporting1950 says – reply to this


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    Portuguese is an Iberian form of latin with some (don't know how or why) Slavic elements. Many times i've been out with my mother speaking in Portuguese and people have thought we were speaking Russian. I think it sounds a little better than Russian but whateva. Spanish from Spain also has some slavic elements but not to the same extent. Portuguese has a lot of sh and zh sounds as does Gallego another Iberian language spoken i Galicia just north of Portugal..

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