Mariah Gets Delayed

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Oh, no! The lambs are hungry and very grumpy!

Mariah Carey has just pushed back her new album until February and her rabid fans are quite upset.

The singer's new record was supposed to be released this November.

One especially disgruntled Mimoo fan sent us the following email, which was so HIGHlarious we had to share.

hiiiz,,
Miss Carey postponed her freakin/fuckin new album tell February,, instead of working on it on the studio right now, she is whoring up all over L.A. clubs.. her fans "including me" are dying 4 a new material, we've been waiting since 4ever !!!!!
plz write about this,, u r so famous and everyone reads ur blog,, maybe she could get the word.
LOVE U PEREZ
mwaaaah

Mariah's been whoring it up with basket baller Rick Fox, who is not a music producer.

We love Mimi fans. They're hot tamale!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:28 am / Email this  »

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    1. says says – reply to this


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      fuerhst

    2. cool says – reply to this


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      cool

    3. kat says – reply to this


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      first

    4. whoo dun it says – reply to this


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      Gawd she sucks.

    5. edwinlavilla says – reply to this


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      1st?

    6. FoxyStardust says – reply to this


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      If you pour water on her she will burn.

    7. kaila says – reply to this


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      first

    8. stephanie says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    9. Julie says – reply to this


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      I COULD CARE LESS IF IT WAS POSTPONED UNTIL 2099

    10. MIMI=CACA says – reply to this


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      SHE IS FULL OF SHIT 1!

    11. lame says – reply to this


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      who cares she sucks! haven't liked her since way back when she did honey. Holy crap am i the first comment? probably not oh well

    12. she is so great says – reply to this


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      I love mimo!!

    13. ha says – reply to this


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      first!

    14. WOLVERINE says – reply to this


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      She looks hot! 1st by the way!

    15. McLovin says – reply to this


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      HAHA look at her Boob job hahah they have to be fake you can not be that old and have nice boob's

    16. falay says – reply to this


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      yeah boyyy

    17. zach says – reply to this


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      fucking yuck.

    18. Money says – reply to this


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      She has the softest looking breasts. I love crazy.

    19. josh hilton says – reply to this


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      I LOVE U MIMI!!!!

    20. LPP says – reply to this


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      OH SHIT

    21. josh hilton says – reply to this


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      I LOVE U MIMI!!!

    22. manny says – reply to this


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      that person obviously isnt a mariah fan
      she is an artist and wil release material when she feels its appropiate
      dont hate on mariah y'all!
      she's the number one singer of all time!

    23. srizookie says – reply to this


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      warner italy said madonnas record is coming out in february.whoriah just wants a diva showdown!!!!! saaaaad

    24. Mia says – reply to this


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      Her music's gone downhill anyway. ::Yawn::

    25. man says – reply to this


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      that person obviously isnt a mariah fan and doesnt respect her creative artistry! dont hate, congratulate!

    26. bobbi says – reply to this


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      mariah sucks - get over it. why do people insist on loving artists that do not even write their own songs? yeah she has a voice, but she got where she is by getting off with tommy m - without that (failed) marriage, do you think she would be half of what she is now? if she were on american idol (another big fat joke) they would laugh and laugh at her horribly theatrical way of singing

    27. elisabitchsuxdix says – reply to this


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      Wow, I knew people who listened to Mariah were fucking retarded.
      what the fuck?
      Did you read that shit?
      Duh, ima so pissed… wait wut? HIIIZ!
      I say, i do believe our school system is purdy good at learnin up those chilren!

    28. ... says – reply to this


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      Love you, Mariah!!!

    29. srizookie says – reply to this


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      warner italy said madonna was releasing her album in february.whoriah just wants a diva showdown!! saaaaaaad

    30. Carla says – reply to this


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      That includes you doesn't it, Perez? The impatient fans can just shove it. Mariah has every right to take her time on her new album.

      Go Mariah

    31. baby says – reply to this


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      i dont know why people like her

    32. whoo dun it says – reply to this


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      Re: Diana – Diana, I will never visit your stupid site. IF YOU WANT TO ADVERTISE WITH PEREZ MAYBE YOU SHOULD PAY HIM LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

    33. Lo says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!
      haha joking.

    34. Paris says – reply to this


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      Can you blame her…if my choices were to hit the studio or play "Hide The Big Dong" with Rick Fox i'd make the same choice.

    35. Carla says – reply to this


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      I highly doubt Mariah is looking for a showdown with the old hag. We all know Mariah will whoop Whoredonna's ass on the charts anyway. Hagdonna fans should bow down to the Queen!

      Keep Whoredonna keeps it up, she's going to break every bone in her crusted old masculine, manly body!

    36. wow says – reply to this


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      Re: shann934 – WOW Can you be more of a tool

    37. Brianna says – reply to this


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      Mariah is THE sh*t!!!! She does write or co-write all her songs. She's done this since day One. Her music is the bomb and she's going to blow all her competition away, no matter what you say perez, u pathetic hater! She has pure musical talent unlike ur poor hasbeen jho whos a manufactured artist lol

    38. M says – reply to this


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      Re: bobbi

      FYI: Mariah DOES WRITE HER SONGS! How sad that because she doesn't sit behind a piano or strum a guitar, you're assuming she doesn't. And use that "she slept with such and such" excuse about someone who doesn't have talent. Mariah was already in talks for a deal when she met Mottola.

    39. jacqueline says – reply to this


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      chunk de la funk anyone?

      i really don't care.

    40. Cindy says – reply to this


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      Perez can hate on Mariah all he wants. That Leona Lewis doesn't have shit on her. Mariah's been makin hits since Perez has been suckin on his mama's tit AND Perez is the last person to call anyone fat! When you look like Shrek's double you should keep your mouth shut.

    41. nana says – reply to this


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      wat happen tu u relesin dat new album erry-bodi waz waitn 4 it but u wnt tu post-pone it. dat suckz how u did dat tuu. man diz juz suckz butt on ice.

    42. HILDEGAARD says – reply to this


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      Who cares - she's rubbish. Best she postpone for, like, ever!

    43. pooper (in the) says – reply to this


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      Re: wow – Word to that. Now if she was offering free vicodin………

    44. Tobby says – reply to this


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      GIVE IT A REST!

      It's all about timing and right now her album is not ready to be released before Christmas.

      She's a quality artist who wants to make sure her album is amazing from top to bottom before releasing it.

      JUST BECAUSE BRITNEY IS THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO RUSHES AN ALBUM OUT JUST TO GET INTO THE LIME LIGHT DOESN'T MEAN MARIAH HAS TO.

    45. BD says – reply to this


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      one word MADONNA
      bitch knows Madonnas album is coming out in November and Madonna is gona wipe her ass all over the place.
      Mimi should just retire.

    46. Tobby says – reply to this


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      GIVE IT A REST!

      It's all about timing and right now her album is not ready to be released before Christmas.

      She's a quality artist who wants to make sure her album is amazing from top to bottom before releasing it.

      JUST BECAUSE BRITNEY IS THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO RUSHES AN ALBUM OUT JUST TO GET INTO THE LIME LIGHT DOESN'T MEAN MARIAH HAS TO.

      enof said.

    47. BD says – reply to this


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      MIMI is not creative… she is a mess
      she looks like a whore and cant even put on a good concert. She has problems selling out her shows and needs opening acts to fill the seats.

      Mimi createive is a fucking joke the bitch looks the same year afeter year a mess

    48. Tropico says – reply to this


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      She will release it at the same time as Madonna. She only delayed when it was announced that Madonna wouldn't release hers until next year. Mariah wants to compete head-to-head with her.

    49. Gia Jolie says – reply to this


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      Crazy Mary Carey! You seriously can't tell them apart now.

    50. Carla says – reply to this


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      Hagdonna is the one who needs to retire. Her last album sold 1.5 million copies in the US. Compared to the 6 million Mariah sold with TEOM. Whoredonna is no match for Mariah's success. Gizzerdonna fans are just pissed, and scared, because they know come February Mariah is gonna whoop her ass in a landslide.

    51. Marie Antoinette says – reply to this


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      Re: nana
      Could anybody translate this for me…i don't speak remedial Ebonics.

    52. Titsy Clitsy says – reply to this


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      Really? People still care about this fat, mediocre bitch? SNORE.

    53. BlaqkScorpious says – reply to this


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      If yu ask me Id unload my spooge allll on her fake tatas… you know what I mean like give it some man-made anti wrinkling cream all on her nips so that she can rub it in…!!! wooohhhoo

    54. Carla says – reply to this


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      And Mariah may not be able to sell out tours like Madonna can, but at least Mariah has something called REAL TALENT. Madonna had to depend on sex and changing up her image just to have longevity. At least Mariah never whored herself just to get famous. As a matter of fact, Madonna has depended on sex, and controversy throughout her entire career. Mariah's talent sells alone.

    55. WHORIAH SUCKS says – reply to this


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      WHAT A PIG.

    56. Karla says – reply to this


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      Re: Carla – You make a good point, except it was your girl Mooriah that moved her date..so the fear is coming from your camp. Maybe there was an all you can eat buffet at the local dairy queen which prevented her from finishing up the record on time.

    57. gorgeous 'n bored says – reply to this


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      GET OVER IT PEOPLE! Find a new, vain, selfish, useless 'hero' to worship.

    58. max says – reply to this


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      BITCH!!!!!!!!! I WAS SO LOOKING FOWARD FOR THE NEW MATERIAL. WHY SHE ALWAYS TAKE FOR FUCKING EVER TO RELEASE A NEW ALBUM WHEN EVERY OTHER ARTIST RELEASE ONE A YEAR.

    59. jen says – reply to this


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      FUCK THAT CUNT. I HOPE SHE DIES.

    60. LIZ says – reply to this


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      WHO CARES????WHAT A WASHED UP NO TALENT WHORE!!!!!!

    61. me says – reply to this


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      ugly has-been overrated whore .

    62. DUH says – reply to this


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    63. Justine says – reply to this


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      Re: Carla – Are you effin serious: "At least Mariah never whored herself just to get famous"?!?!? The worst part is that she DID whore herself but didn't need to. One could argue that Janet, Madonna and Britney did what was necessary to survive…what's Mariah's excuse? All that talent and she still comes across as a cheap whore.

    64. et says – reply to this


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      shes fake.

      i hate her.

    65. stevo says – reply to this


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    66. willa says – reply to this


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      Ho come on, a little patience here
      Its not like she didnt release anything since 5 years…

    67. Angie says – reply to this


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      She always looks so bloated

    68. mimifan says – reply to this


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      OMG. calm down. i don't think november would have been a good time for the album to come out anyway. she doesn't even have a single out and it is mid october. i can wait b/c i know mimi will deliver. she is so damn awesome. plus whoever wrote this is not a real mimi fan. her last album came out only 2 years ago…give the girl some time. and anyway, real mimi fans are still listening to the emancipation of mimi and all her other stuff, even songs from her first album in 1990. i listen to that on the regular and i was only 2 yrs old when it came out!

    69. he said it says – reply to this


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      THIS IS A WOMAN (WHORE) WHO WAS ABSOLUTELY NO ANY KIND OF TALENT AT ALL. IT MAKES ME FURIOUS TO SEE POSTS ABOUT SUCH TALENTLESS STUPID WOMEN (WHORES). I WOULD RATHER EAT FECES THAN SEE ANOTHER POST OF A TALENTLESS FUCKIN STUPID WOMAN (WHORE).

    70. jlo says – reply to this


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      Can’t decide if she’s a pig or a cow.

    71. katsu says – reply to this


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      why does she always pose like that…with one hand over her tit?

    72. bobby says – reply to this


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      mariah fuckin scary,her tits are even pointing away from her!!!! (her fans are doing it also)whohaaaaaa,she was good but now she`s only mowning!!!the deperation of mimi(is that a mouse???)she should finger fuck herself a little bit lessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

    73. JCRun25 says – reply to this


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      Mariah makes good music, which times a good amount of time. She knows how anxious and excited her fans are for new material, but she also knows she needs to release a good, solid CD to follow up Mimi. I am upset we have to wait, but I know it will be worth it and I know Mariah puts everything into her music. Oh, though I don't like responding to negativity, over half of Mariah's dates on her last tour sold out and she got overwhelming positive reviews from local newspapers in all of the cities she toured in. She is an amazing singer (yeah singer, those are rare these days), who is wonderful to her fans, and I am glad she's still making beautiful music.

    74. bobbi says – reply to this


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      Re: Carla
      hahahahaha she never whored herself out - ummm…have you seen her? and do you remember her marriage to tommy m? i'm sure she loved him for his personality, and not the fact he was prez of sony….

    75. bane says – reply to this


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      soo dissapointed with mariah, if you're not gonna make it to fall why did you say i am releasing new material this november. get your act together girl you're losing fans.

    76. bobbi says – reply to this


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      oh yeah - does anyone remember GLITTER - hahaha don't think she could top that disaster

    77. Your Mom says – reply to this


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      That says it all - Mariah Carey's Fans - Duh.
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    78. bobbi says – reply to this


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      Re: mimifan
      ummm before christmas - that probably would have been a GOOD idea retard - february is statistically one of the slowest months of retail sales, especially music sales

    79. Max says – reply to this


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      IM SOOO HAPPY ! THIS WILL BE THE DEATH OF MADONNA! ABOUT TIME MARIAH HAD A SHOWDOWN WITH HER! MARIAHS ALBUM IS GOING TOBE THE BEST RNB ALBUM PRODUCED THIS DECADE!

    80. Dai says – reply to this


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      FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!

    81. BD says – reply to this


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      There are to many religious freaks on here. Calling everyone a whores. you make me sick. RELIOUOS FUCKS LIKE YOURSELF SCARE ME AND ARE FUCKING UP THIS COUNTRY. WHY ARE YOU BLOGGING YOU SHOULD BE PRAYING THE GAY OUT OF TED HAGERTY. YOU FUCKEN SICK MOTHER FUCKERS WHO SIT HOME AND BREED. YOUR NOT A ROLE MODEL SITTIGN HOME PREGNANT FOR 9 YEARS. SUCK ON THIS

    82. Dai says – reply to this


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      FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!FINDING MIMOO!!

    83. Rachel says – reply to this


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      isn't Rick Fox married to Vanessa Williams??!?!??!?!?

    84. cc says – reply to this


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      She is such a fat monkey-faced no-talent.

    85. lili says – reply to this


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      Mariah Carey is a whore and needs to fucking disapear, i can’t stand her skank ass.

    86. tom says – reply to this


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      Who the hell cares about this slut!!!!

    87. MariahajilE says – reply to this


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      I'm sorry, but whatever "fan" of Mariah sent the posted email needs to calm down. "Whoring it up"? Seriously?! She's finally able to make albums on her own terms, and she's doing just that! I, myself, am one of the GREATEST Mariah Carey fans ever. I'm just as rabid for new material. However, I understand that the creative process takes time; if you rush her, the album won't be as good. Give her a break already! Let her do what she wants to do, stop bitching about her, and listen to the Emancipation album in the mean time.

    88. Joe Average says – reply to this


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      First thing that comes to mind when I saw that pic

      100% prime aged CUNT

    89. elisabitchsuxdix says – reply to this


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      Re: he said it

      This guy says he would rather look at feces than a woman, and all women our whores.
      Why do i imagine this snake handeling tent revival freak sitting at home in his boxers checking out sites of shit fetishes.
      He dreams of rubbing dookie all over his own man boobies and touches himself hahahahahahahaha
      FREAK!

    90. Alice says – reply to this


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      Re: Carla

      Thats hilarious, Mariah never tried to sell sex???? Haha. She is 40 yrs old and still dressing like a cheap pathetic hooker. Of course, she has to make up for being completely void of a personality.

    91. Max says – reply to this


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      OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY! Warner announced Madge's album will be out FEb 2008 before. Ive been waiting for this showdown for so long. This will be the death of Madge in America forever! I LOVE YOU MARIAH! Im just so proud of her to be so brave to take this step. I feel confident. She obviously feels confident very she has a powerful album in her hands! As saids before, She has produced the Best RNB Album of the Decade

    92. Carla says – reply to this


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      OMG. Give me a fucking break. When EXACTLY did Mariah ever whore herself for fame? Just in case you idiots haven't noticed, Mariah received her record deal based on PURE TALENT. Whoredonna received her's by fucking the president of her first record label. Why else did she receive a contract? And you guys can just can it with the whole Mariah/Tommy bullshit. Tommy became Mariah's legal husband.

      This still doesn't change the fact that Mrs. Old hag whored herself throughout her 20 something career. God knows this old whore couldn't make it off of her weak ass vocals.

      And what idiots. How in the hell are you people going to say that Mariah is scared of Madonna? If she's sooooo scared, then why did she decide to push the album back to February???

      Yeah. Mimi must be shaking in her boots!

    93. Miranda says – reply to this


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      Yes we all know! and Madge is producing the biggest LAME rnb album of the decade. Theres no competition really, The Diva really is gonna finish her this time. And about Time too I say!

    94. Cece says – reply to this


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      NO!!! This news just ruined my holiday season. I'm so disappointed. I was really looking forward to this album. :( She'll gain all the weight back by February. Stop making crappy movies and sing. No one wants a chubby actress.

    95. lola says – reply to this


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      Can’t stand her, dirty, nasty.

    96. jp says – reply to this


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      whore!! nasty egocentric whore.

    97. joe says – reply to this


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      These fans got such problems - whatever! Try being a Stevie Nicks fan and then cry about no new material! Beeatch has put out a new album since 2001!

    98. CAT says – reply to this


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      She’s nothing but a fat whore.

    99. Crystal says – reply to this


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      I'll buy the Alicia Keys album instead.

    100. checkyoresourcesbitch says – reply to this


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      she isnt JUST whoring it up in LA, she is shooting a movie with Adam Sandler, "You Dont Mess With The Zohan"

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