The Little Girl That Cried Wolf

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It's hard for us to believe anything Britney Spears' says. The lost soul also has no one to protect her and without a solid team she is left with moronic friends who feed the press bullshit excuses for her appalling behavior.

A Los Angeles judge suspended Britney's visitation with her sons on Thursday because she failed to get in contact with the drug testing people.

As the judge had previously stated, a missed test is a failed test!

Now, someone in Spears' camp is talking to In Touch Weekly and telling them the reason Brit Brit wasn't able to get in touch with the drug testing folks is because she has bad cell phone reception in her Malibu home and never got her calls.

Uh huh!!!

Bitch don't have a land line???

She doesn't check her cell phone's voicemail????

Spears has pulled a bullshit excuse like this before. A few weeks ago, it was reported that Britney didn't see her kids for one of their visits because she claimed the intercom at the gate of her Malibu house wasn't working.

Enough with the excuses!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

    Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 5:10 pm / Email this  »

    495 comments to “The Little Girl That Cried Wolf”

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    1. me says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!

    2. me says – reply to this


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      first

    3. mimi says – reply to this


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      what the fuck is wrong with this girl?

      shes not that innocentttt

    4. mayte says – reply to this


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      bitch needs help

    5. tamantha says – reply to this


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      love the new name, unfitney, its class

    6. SusieQ says – reply to this


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      She sucks, story over

    7. Missy says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    8. MGS says – reply to this


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      GET WITH IT BRIT!!! She obviously doesn't WANT her kids AT ALL. SAD.

    9. Perez is gay says – reply to this


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      primera putas

    10. meltz911 says – reply to this


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      Death to Bit 'O' Brains!!!

    11. preston says – reply to this


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      Why does she always have her dogs on her lap and no panties on. You are a sick psycho Shitney.

    12. tony says – reply to this


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      FIRST FIRST FIRST!!!! HAH!

      I thought this site was getting shut down because of all the lawsuits. What's up with that.

    13. lovely says – reply to this


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      I'm still a brit fan and I'm still going to buy her CD (but she does need to get her act together for her kids sake)

    14. Tarzanna says – reply to this


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      She needs to just "Jump"!

      why can't and stupid drunk driver take her sorry ass out and leave the nice innocent children of responsable upstanding families live?

    15. 456 says – reply to this


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      fuck britney

    16. Jomga says – reply to this


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      What would Perez's career be without Britney?

    17. Tall Blonde says – reply to this


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      That must explain why she's always seen at drive-thru's…….she can't get a cell signal to dial out for delivery !!!!!!!!!!!! *LOL*

    18. Hazelwood says – reply to this


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      30th!!!!!

    19. F-ing hate this bitch says – reply to this


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      Why won't this fucktard die already!

    20. Overseas Messenger says – reply to this


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      I cry for Britney…Poor, poor Britney. Maybe if she starts caring about herself she will start caring about getting her sons back..

    21. Dundas says – reply to this


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      Why on earth did she have children???

    22. Derek says – reply to this


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      HANNAH MONTANA RULES

    23. jo says – reply to this


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      what a trainwreak

    24. sarah says – reply to this


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      I love her

    25. Jamie says – reply to this


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      She's the scum of the earth. Everything about her is a lie.

    26. ugh... says – reply to this


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      ok, i'm officially over this!

    27. Kayley says – reply to this


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      She's such an idiot. Those kids have no chance

    28. Caty says – reply to this


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      theres got to be reception SOMEWHERE between her house and starbucks.

    29. yuracunt says – reply to this


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      Britney is a good parent. Please there just kids they will not remember any of this shit when they are older. What's the big deal with kids, man, there just pointless little people. People who talk shit about her are probably bad parents and want to feel good about what they do to their kids. Just let the girl be you Cunts. Anywho, I'll still buy her album. I care about the songs not the damn kids, I don't jam to them in the clubs. Separate church from state you Cunts. It applies to politics and entertainment.

    30. Stephen says – reply to this


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      Oh Britney PLEASE get your shit together! Pray to GOD that he will send you a miracle makeover in the form of a totally different you!

    31. Verlicious says – reply to this


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      Who Cares…Half the stuff you read is bullshit ..and why is it any of our buisness anyways??

    32. hater says – reply to this


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      Perez is gonna report next that Britney is dead like FIDEL CASTRO …. stay tuned

    33. PAULA says – reply to this


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      It could happen.

    34. rosiethunder says – reply to this


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      I used to love this girl…

      but now, I wish she would of od'ed instead of Anna Nicole.

      Her kids would be better off. Britney- YOU SUCK. Get some help and stay away from the booboo's. It would be the best favor you'll ever do for them.

    35. Ori says – reply to this


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      She's obviously loving the attention for attention's sake, the poor girl. The only way of "helping" this situation is to not pay any attention to Britney at all. Not read about it, talk about it, write about it. For her kids' sake.

      Now that's a challenge.

    36. Tarzanna says – reply to this


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      She should just Hook Up with Pete Doperty!

      That would smell NICE!!

    37. millie says – reply to this


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      Does she have someone to wipe her ass for her too????? She will never learn!
      NARCISSIST NARCISSIST NARCISSIST NARCISSIST NARCISSIST NARCISSIST NARCISSIST NARCISSIST NARCISSIST NARCISSIST !!!!!!!!!!
      GET A GOOD SHRINK!!!!!! GET A GOOD SHRINK!!!!!! GET A GOOD SHRINK!!!!!! GET A GOOD SHRINK!!!!!! GET A GOOD SHRINK!!!!!! GET A GOOD SHRINK!!!!!! AND LAY OFF THE METH JUNKIE!!!!!!!

    38. cd says – reply to this


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      those poor kids.
      Britney for a mom
      Kfed, only reason he wants those boys is the $$$.
      so sad.
      I predict Britney is going to commit suicide within a year.
      I mean, I hope not, but she is MESSED UP.
      Girl, if you have kids, those come first in your life!!!!!!!!!!!
      always. she had it ALL going for her, she had it all, kinda like Michael Vick
      and THREW IT AWAY>
      she will be dead in a year.

    39. Matt says – reply to this


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      PEREZ YOU SUCK AND ARE A BUM!!! THIS IS WHY I LIKE www.POSITIVETWIST.com Perez you are a BUM and RUDE and need to BE SUED AND LOSE EVERYTHING you JERK

    40. BRITNEY IS A DISGUSTING WHORE W/ NO CAREER says – reply to this


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      DOES SHE REALIZE THAT SHE'S A TOTAL FUCKING JOKE?
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      I DON'T GET WHY SHE DOESN'T SEE THAT

    41. PiledHighandDeep says – reply to this


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      Dude, if you want us all to stop giving Britney attention, please stop posting about her. If I see more Brit coverage, I'm going elsewhere for celebrity news. She's OVER! She's a LOSER! Until she gets her shit together enough to see her kids, I want nothing to do with her! Don't cover her!

    42. guiltypleasure says – reply to this


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      in what universe does that pass as a reasonable excuse?!?
      seriously someone needs to remind britney and her posse that it is better to be silent and have people think you're stupid, than to speak and remove all doubt!

    43. UKer says – reply to this


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      Re: let me be – erm hey moron what does discasting mean?
      ahhhhhh you mean disgusting right?
      learn to spell you stupid fuck.

    44. mik says – reply to this


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      Perez, your fixation on Britney is quite strange.. Do you secretly want to b her manny, friend, groupie, whatever? Can't wait until we find out some dirt on why yo ass is gay as fuck.. Why you are so perverse.. Did daddy rape you when your were young honey? What happened

    45. cd says – reply to this


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      one more thing
      if she spent half the time with her kids as she does with
      that dog…..
      PETA should take that dog away. She cant take care of her boys
      I bet she is abusing the dog.

    46. UKer says – reply to this


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      Re: perez wishes he had a vagina
      speak for yourself.
      i'm with perez on this.
      britney ius a loser and so are all her fans

    47. aba says – reply to this


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      She needs to stop making excuses and take responsibility for her actions, unless she doesn't want to take responsibility which means she really must not want her kids back. What a liar she's always on her damn phone.

    48. Justin Timberlake says – reply to this


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      It will read better this way:

      THE LITTLE WHORE THAT FLASHES HER VAJAYJAY TO THE WOLF!!!

    49. oops says – reply to this


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      Twitney

    50. WE THE PEOPLE says – reply to this


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      LIAR
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      LIAR
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      SNATCH ON FIRE
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    51. OOPSY says – reply to this


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      TWITNEY!

    52. whitney says – reply to this


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      I think that you should leave the poor girl alone, she needs time to herself without the damn Paparazzi around. This are exact reason's why I would hate to be a celebrity. You don't ever just get time to yourself, everyone like us has to be in the lives and know everything.

    53. Millie says – reply to this


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      Re: yuracunt – Why would you buy her CD, thats just feeding her starbucks, meth, alcohol & shitty wardrobe. Man I bet those brown boots she wears everyday reek! But not like her northern regions she likes to show off!!!!!!! Think about the $15 dollars you could use for like gas, food, house payment! Please BAN the CD and dont enable her anymore!!!!!!

    54. mik says – reply to this


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      Re: yuracunt – your a complete fucking moron. what the fuck do you mean, "they won't remember this"? I hope you don't have kid's.

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      ME THINKS BRIT BRIT LOVES THAT DOG MORE THAN HER KIDS SOMETIMES!!! IT IS ALWAYS WITH HER!!!

    57. Vicki says – reply to this


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      I think she likes her rat dog better then her own children!!!!

    58. Bb says – reply to this


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      Britney and he fans, put some knickers on and stop acting like a tit.
      I feel so sorry fo her kids, one day the2 boys ill realise what trash their mum really

    59. Bb says – reply to this


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      is

    60. SPANK MY FUPA! says – reply to this


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      PATHETIC. What an asshole.

    61. xxx says – reply to this


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      love u britney

    62. Matt says – reply to this


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      At some point do you not stop reporting what is going on with brit if you think she is so horrible? All the bottoms I know never hold a grudge this long, did she ak you to top?

    63. ikkkkkkkkk says – reply to this


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      I hate that gross, cheap looking dress.

    64. Tra ra volta says – reply to this


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      I think Shar should take the kids.

    65. sammi says – reply to this


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      Re: Bb
      #61 DON'T YOU MEAN CLITHEAD?

    66. whoopsie poopsie says – reply to this


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      This girl is stupid and self-destructive. She is not competent to care for herself, let alone her children. Take them away from her, end of story. Any non-celeb would have already lost custody.

    67. theelementsofstyle says – reply to this


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      The Little Girl Who Cried Wolf
      NOT The Little Girl That Cried Wolf

    68. London says – reply to this


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      Fuck those kids. More Cheetos for me! *ARF!*

    69. Scott says – reply to this


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      It's "The Little Girl Who Cried Wolf." Learn some grammar, Perez.

    70. melina says – reply to this


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      Everyone who is hating on Perez, SHUT THE FUCK UP! He's the only one who won't sugarcoat anything and it's kind of refreshing. And if you haters didn't really give a fuck what he had to say then you wouldn't be on this site would you?? Britney Spears is a trainwrecked, fucking hillbilly. She has no clue how to handle real life. I hope she just hangs herself. Seriously.

    71. Danielle says – reply to this


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      She should switch to AT&T. I was literally standing with my feet in the ocean this morning talking on my iPhone. Unnecessary? Why don't you ask the kids who should be able to be with their mother.

      And what the hell is she doing "confiding" in a tabloid!? That makes her look worse (if that's even possible).

    72. MISO WHORE-NEY says – reply to this


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      BRIT IS SO GROSS. HOW DOES SHE FIND PEOPLE TO HAVE SEX WITH?
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      DO YOU THINK SHE PAYS HER GAY BOYS TO DO HER IN DA BUTT?

    73. Bb says – reply to this


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      Re: sammi – one or the other i dont mind lets use clithead

    74. Caryn says – reply to this


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      Who CARES? I don't even like her..but leave the girl alone! Even if she doesn't care about her kids..stop reporting this shit! It got old a LONG time ago!

    75. bite my cunt says – reply to this


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      Re: ╔═╛۝۞See the light۞۝╘═╗

      Fascinating. Thanks for sharing.

    76. SNOOOOOOOOORE says – reply to this


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      I see a pic of Britney and I keep scrolling down. Which means I end up scrolling through YOUR WHOLE GD BORING website because you post pics of no one but this has been. Because you are obsessed and your life sucks.

    77. Oh Baby baby says – reply to this


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      She's definitely a role model of maturity - she drinks and does drugs in the presence of her kids, disregards court orders, is defiant in court, does not realize that her priorities are with her children's interests, prefers attention to herself, does drugs without taking responsibility. Boy what do we have here? Someone who needs to grow up!

    78. jose says – reply to this


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      Re: tony – what up with #13? or were you first? dumb ass

    79. neay says – reply to this


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      PEREZ,

      I love you site.. i'm a little bit addicted……..however you're mean…….. i feel bad for brit.. can't imagine having 30000 creepy dudes following me all day everyday.

    80. ann says – reply to this


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      Team Britt!! hoping soon, things will be better…just give her some time.

    81. Gwen says – reply to this


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      If Britney were a horse (and who's to say she's not, really?), they would've taken her out back and shot her already. QUIT POSTING EVERY MOVE SHE MAKES, PEREZ. NO ONE CARES.

    82. aj says – reply to this


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      re: Intercom excuse…

      seriously, if those were my children, I'd be pacing at the door waiting for them to arrive…like hell I'd wait for the bodyguard to buzz the intercom…i'd see them coming up the driveway.

      Forget about Forrest Gump, she's Britney Gump…stupid is as stupid does.

    83. Bob says – reply to this


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      Re: perez wishes he had a vagina – Umm, who is behind Britney? Not me unless she takes it up the ass, dont speak for the masses, you can hardly speak for yourself

    84. Allah says – reply to this


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      BItch was busy - she sucks more cocks than prophet mohammed

    85. millie says – reply to this


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      Re: melina – AHHH Thank you I totally agree. If you dont want to see the TRAINWRECKS (SHITNEY) stop coming to the site you whining crying stupid fucking loser babies. Perez is the man or what ever he wants to be is great!!!! I luv him!!!! KEEEP DOGGGING SHITNEY!!!!!!!!!

    86. you said it buddy says – reply to this


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      Re: yuracunt – YOU, my friend, are soooo RIGHT

    87. Ashley says – reply to this


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    88. Joey says – reply to this


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      Re: let me be – motherfucker? look after doing your mother I would not be proud to call myself a mother fucker, she sucked

    89. oldfart says – reply to this


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      OK enough now - she is clearly mentally ill - and entering a regressive state. The dog functions as a Teddy Bear for her - I'm willing to bet that in private she ditches the lollipops and sucks her thumb. Her subconscious knows that she cannot care for the boys which is why her attempts to get them back are so halfhearted. She needs a hospitalized "rest" (intensive therapy) before she has a total breakdown. Stop with the name calling Perez - she is a sick woman - that won't help her.

    90. Matt says – reply to this


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      THIS IS WHY I LIKE www.POSITIVETWIST.com Perez you are a BUM and RUDE and need to BE SUED AND LOSE EVERYTHING you JERK!!!!

      ATTENTION ALL I AM A SUBSCRIBER TO POSITIVETWIST.com lets do away with PEREZ for his RUDE AND DEMEANING COMMENTS!! go check out POSITIVETWIST.com and spread the word… I am tired of this BUM

    91. Hey Fatty Fatty says – reply to this


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      Are those arms superimposed? They are the arms of a 300 pound fat person. She's a fatty, but damn!!! That is ridiculous.

    92. Tess says – reply to this


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      It's so obvious Unfitney doesn't even WANT her two boys! She made minimal effort in trying to win her case, she was not sad at all when the judge took them away, and now she's making close no no effort to get them back again! Just give them to Angelina, she has a knack for rescuing unfortunate children!

    93. millie says – reply to this


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      Re: you said it buddy – YOU MUST BE SHITNEYS METH DEALER! I am sure she'd fuck you she does everyone else!!!!! LOSER!!!!!!!

    94. Fitch says – reply to this


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      Perez… with everything you write about other people, it all stems from the fact you hate yourself. I hope God can forgive everything you've "brought" to the table! I'd love to hear back from you though!

    95. IWantKillPeopleLikeYou says – reply to this


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      Re: yuracunt – You are such an asshole, dumping on the kids? why is your life that bad you have to attack little kids. you dumb ass fuck. separate church and state? hmmm attack the kids, then diss on her, then say you are going to buy her music? where is your separation you asshole?

    96. Spics will suck up all my taxes says – reply to this


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      Re: let me be – STFU WETBACK!! GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY

    97. elise says – reply to this


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      shitney…lilo…shitney…lilo…shitney…lilo…

    98. merry sunshine says – reply to this


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      She should have her children in her arms instead of that dog!!!
      What a loser!!! Goes to show that $$$ doesn't take the trash out of the garbage!!!

    99. you're a dick says – reply to this


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      Re: you said it buddy – You my friend are out of touch with reality!

    100. }>{{{}}}*> says – reply to this


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      THANK GOD NONE OF THIS IS REALLY HER FAULT, I WAS GETTING WORRIED. SO WHEN SEAN AND JAYDEN STARVE TO DEATH HER RESPONCE WILL BE " I COULDN'T GET THE JAR OPEN" THAT'S OKAY BRITNEY THAT WON'T BE YOUR FAULT EITHER…….THANKFULLY THE COURTS ARE THERE FOR ALL THIS HARD MOM STUFF

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