There Is Help For That

Filed under: Anglophilia > Pete Doherty

Blimey!

What the hickory heck is that thing on Pete Doherty's head?

Did his cocaine-addicted cat die and end up there?

The Babyhsambles lead singer was spotted in Paris on Wednesday, looking a right mess.

Somebody get this recovering junkie some hair products. Fast!

His new girlfriend is a model. She should not stand for this!

[Image by ANG via Fame Pictures.]

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:14 am / Email this »

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Christopher says – reply to this

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BORING
Kelly says – reply to this

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FIRST!
ewww says – reply to this

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he's so dirty!
tessa says – reply to this

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His nails are dirty again!
LU says – reply to this

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UH HUH GROSS
katie says – reply to this

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first
Kait says – reply to this

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Looks like a standard-issue meth addict to me.
paola says – reply to this

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he sucks.
LU says – reply to this

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LIKE 5 MIN WITHOUT A SHOWER AND HE'S DISGUSTING AGAIN WHY?
S. says – reply to this

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Perez, you made a typo!
paola says – reply to this

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he sucks
xanna says – reply to this

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yaay im 1st.. he look like crap
mich says – reply to this

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eww wtf
first?
LAUREN says – reply to this

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FIRST! i don't actually see why this is important but i thought y not
Forest says – reply to this

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He must have some amazing dick, because there is nothing remotely attractive about this guy.
d says – reply to this

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I think he's adorable.
Sushi says – reply to this

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Come on~!
KimPog says – reply to this

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first
sammi says – reply to this

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YOU SHOULD BE THE LAST MORON TO COMMENT ON SOMEONES HAIR.
Veronica says – reply to this

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He looks like one of the puppets from Fraggle Rock
k says – reply to this

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1 nasty dude
paola says – reply to this

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he sucks!
max says – reply to this

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FIRSSTT
im first
amaziiiiiiiiiing
Another Irrelevant Prick says – reply to this

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Just another irrelevant prick that has nothing to offer humanity. He is just as pathetic as Shintey
Tarzanna says – reply to this

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Not to mention those Ass Picking long Fingernails of his. The CSI people would probably find 2 lbs of dead skin and fecal matter under them beasts!

Dip him in Purell and call it a day!!
m says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!
ines says – reply to this

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I can't stand this guy perezzzzzzzzzzz no puedo soportar al sr doherty,me revuelve el estomago…………al menos pon alguna canción suya ya que es músico
Dali says – reply to this

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You have to admit he does look healthier!
whoo dun it says – reply to this

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This man looks like a DROWNED RAT! I bet his breath smells like that toilet from TRAIN SPOTTING.
Erin says – reply to this

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God he is unattractive. I do NOT understand how he could get a girlfriend, let alone a model…
Kristin says – reply to this

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Somehow he is not hot anymore.
Whoo dun it says – reply to this

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Re: Veronica – Ha! Fraggle rock. Too funny!
ickers says – reply to this

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maybe all of his model girlfriends should teach him how to CUT THOSE NASTY NAILS!! Eww.
JB says – reply to this

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Stop trying to sound British..it's not working mate.
Erin says – reply to this

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Re: d – No one with a cigarette is adorable…they are foul. And when they look like a child with a cigarette it just gets creapier…
McLovin says – reply to this

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BROING…WE ALL KNOW THAT HE IS STILL A CRAK HEAD/POT HEAD… HAHAH
whoo dun it says – reply to this

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Re: ickers – Here is a man who was never taught the benefits of toilet paper.
Meg says – reply to this

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Look at his filthy nails. I'm going to puke. This is the guy that once squirted blood from his siringe at the papparazzi
da!grl says – reply to this

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OMG he is so freaking FUGLY..someone shoot him and put him out of his misery. DISGUSTING!
dohertyssickkittykat says – reply to this

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still totally FUCKABLE. yum.
Mel says – reply to this

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His girlfriend is just as dirty and slimey as him. On another site said she had the same clothes on for FOUR days!!!!!!! Match mad in heaven.
M says – reply to this

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I don't get how guys like him get girl friends. Look at his long nasty finger nails. He is NOT make out material at all, even totally wasted my taste buds and sense would no better you. I think he likes the role he plays in life..a washed up junkie. He's not lost, he's right where he wants to be. At this point he likes to see just how ragged out he can look…he thinks its cool. I can't believe women let him toch them. Barf.
Ally says – reply to this

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what happened to pete? oh well, he is still my favourite
heather says – reply to this

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oh uh, his nails are dirty again!
Sir Boo says – reply to this

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He's so cute and so much fun when he's fucked up.
Thomas J says – reply to this

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this guy looks like one of the muppets
fish on a lilo says – reply to this

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I love him.

Altho yes, back to black Peter.
jenn says – reply to this

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My 4 year old son saw that picture and said mom what is that thats icky!
gossipmonger says – reply to this

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HEY!! This is clean for Pete, this is a Pete who showered 3 days ago, not just every 3 months. I'm not so sure on the length of cleanliness on the inside, is he still supposed to be sober?
Brits Eat Shit! says – reply to this

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What's so surprising FATSO??? He's your typical CUNT Brit!!! He probably pulls his own teeth (what's left of them). The Limey's are fucking BOOOORING, get some news about actual STARS!!!
Anya says – reply to this

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Not every girl goes for "hot "looking guys. Pete Doherty is extremely talented. Listen to The Libertines or Babyshambles. His music is amazing. He is a poet and an artist.
JanetBee says – reply to this

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How the eff does any woman go NEAR that disgusting excuse for a human being. YUK!
Julie says – reply to this

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This loser is NASTY - stop putting photos of him on your site - we don't want to see them - makes us vomit!
pooper (in the) says – reply to this

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Re: Anya – HERE IS A WOMAN WITH SOME LOW STANDARDS. I bet you were given the beat down with the ugly stick!! "He's a poet, He's an artist!" OH PLAY YOUR BAD FUCKING TUNE FOR SOMEONE WHO CARES HONEY! He is a scumbag drug addict who has NEVER seem a shower or a tooth brush in his life.
You would probably go down on that shit and wonder WHY you got CRABS in your EYES!
Molly says – reply to this

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You are freakin' hilarious Perez! Blimey!!!!!!!!
kucinich 08 says – reply to this

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Re: Erin – you know, i am a non-smoker and not fond at all of being around cigarettes & smoke, but people have gotten so neurotic about smoking. you'd think he had chopped up someone's grandma and stuffed the parts up his anus. he smokes. big deal. your car puts out hundreds of times more toxic fumes than his tiny piece of rolled up paper and leaves.
queendistructo says – reply to this

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You mean his new fiancee… he proposed to Irina (who use to be the drummer of the Babyshambles and is now a runway darling), right after Kate proposed to her new boy!
GROSS says – reply to this

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Re: Mel –
Fuck 2 is bad enough but 4 days??? YUKKY
marme says – reply to this

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dude this made me laugh lol and yeah look at those nails lol
megan says – reply to this

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ahh. fuck pete doherty! plus,has anyone heard his voice? ugh! dying cat! which coincidently ended up on his head…
ln says – reply to this

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What does anyone see in him? he is nasty
spade says – reply to this

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More importantly, someone scrub the filth off of him. He is so gross! There is no excuse for not bathing. He is a walking staph infection waiting to happen.
Scarlett says – reply to this

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He's really talented - if only he'd get his shit together. If he was cleaned up he might actually be kind of cute.
denise says – reply to this

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YOU make fun of someone's hair? HAHAHAHAHAHA
Heidi Ho says – reply to this

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at least he appears conscious, and his hair doesn't look as stinky and greasy as it used too. he's stlll disgusting and looks like a snotty nosed toddler w/ poopy pants. why has kate picked yet another gross guy - how can she be such a loser?
Bitch says – reply to this

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Huuh, what's that on his head, a squirrell???
LayDdee says – reply to this

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I have to give it to you Perez - this is probably one of your funniest posts.
bilolover says – reply to this

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Keep it up Pete! You look great….do you really care what his hair looks like…seems very superficial to me…you are all a bunch of snobs….and I bet you are not as beautiful as you think…inside or out!
tee says – reply to this

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he's sporting ghetto negro fingernails.
WitchNurse says – reply to this

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LOL!!! …"What the hickory heck"?…Still giggling over your words, Perez (o:
lizzy-liz says – reply to this

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'Did his cocaine-addicted cat die and end up there?'

Oh Perez, thats the best laugh ive had all day,
thanks
xxxx
lisalu says – reply to this

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EWWW! Look at his dirty, nasty fingernails!!!
SarahJane says – reply to this

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He's in France - just tryin' to blend in.
High or crashing, dirty or gussied up, Pete's a genius. A real artist, unlike most of the no-talent whores usually featured on this site. Besides, sudsing him up first might be part of the fun.
mitch says – reply to this

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His girlfriend (the model) isn't even that hot, she's a bit dirty looking too… in a high fashion kind of way
KAT says – reply to this

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WHY DOES HE MATTER??? ANYONE?????
WHY DOES HE MATTER??? ANYONE?????
0(+> says – reply to this

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perez, puh-leaz………… u must be so desperate for news. HOW LAME. truly! plus lease his hair isnt as messed up as yours!
Kate says – reply to this

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Why do we care about what this guy?
enough with this idiot says – reply to this

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ive honestly had enough about hearing what this idiot is up too
i dont think ive ever seen a picture of his where he isnt smoking anything, snorting something, or drugging up animals
its disgusts me to even talk about him and his pathetic life
why isn't he in jail? isn't there anything called justice anymore?
cant you post something on someone trying to make a difference in peoples lives???? someone whose a GOOD role model?
PATHETIC
Krissy Snow says – reply to this

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He is nasty! Why would any Super Model wanna date him? He has to be "gifted" in certain areas.
Mrs. Duggar's Vagina says – reply to this

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GAWD he is ugly! I'll bet he smells like a dirty booty crack!
Gladys says – reply to this

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Why does he look like "Bubble Boy"?
Kittah says – reply to this

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God, that's what gives the word scabb it's mening.
Tine says – reply to this

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Perez - your hair is just as bad!
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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Pete, you look healthy!
I'm so proud of you (and
your cat Dinger) for being coke free!
Just Thinking says – reply to this

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Is his poor kitty really addicted to drugs? I hope the British authorities fix that problem.
Shauna says – reply to this

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PLEASE STOP POSTING PICTURES OF PETE! He is repulsive.
Bennie Blu says – reply to this

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Hey- you CUNT (Perez- what is your real I.D.), Pete Doherty is KING POET MAN. Yasta. Ok? Pls. don't include him in your cheap blogg. It is entertaining to see all IDIOT Americans on it- but, P.L.E.A.S.E. not true talent. Save yourself from hell. Jester's Nation. Amen.
Bennie Blu says – reply to this

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WHY DON'T YOU PLAY THE BABYSHAMBLES TUNES…HM- ??? TOO GOOD OR YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND…
heather says – reply to this

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get some nail clippers!!!!!!
MissCate says – reply to this

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SEPARATED AT BIRTH: PETE DOHERTY AND HARRY POTTER??!!
lovesss itttt
Dynadin says – reply to this

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He's not that pretty, but a genious when it comes to songwriting
Rachel says – reply to this

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Babyshambles **
Rachel says – reply to this

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Babyshambles **
JennaBushgotherpes says – reply to this

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dont relly like his music, BUT atleast he is creating it himself, wich all true artist does, and that somthing you gotta respect, unlike 95% of the pathetic american overweight braindead whores on Tv all the time, ofc there lots of talented american artist too,, even though they get like zero exposure.

and lol at the little pussys whining, being musican/artist/actor/poet/writer is about just that,their work ,not no fucking boring role models for 10 year old little conservative girls and their mothers and grandmothers
Zog says – reply to this

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FFS Perez you have a fucking cheek…given your own disgusting vile hair !!!
Yucky mcYuck Yuck says – reply to this

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Ewwwww! why are his hands so fricken dirty? why do Tweakers and crack heads always have dirty HANDS? i notice that with some of the friends i have! Christ stop doing drugs for a few moments and take a bloody shower and brush your teeth! ITS CALLED HYGENE!
heylor says – reply to this

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He is just….ewwwwwwwwwwwww
What is it about models that think nasty pigpen musicians are the shit???!!!
Normal women would't do this guy with someone else's vagina
brian says – reply to this

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why does everyone have to hate on pete? great artist, bad hair, legal to smoke cigs and not shower
2cents says – reply to this

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He is NASTY!!!! He has fucked up yellow teeth, dirty fingernails and big black NASTY bags under his eyes…..EEEWWWW. Kate was only with him cuz it was someone she could do drugs with. Kate & Pete make a good couple they both r fucking ugly.
filthyfingernails says – reply to this

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this is the best he has looked in awhile.
maybe he needs some help from your hairdresser, perez.
love it!