There Is Help For That

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Blimey!

What the hickory heck is that thing on Pete Doherty's head?

Did his cocaine-addicted cat die and end up there?

The Babyhsambles lead singer was spotted in Paris on Wednesday, looking a right mess.

Somebody get this recovering junkie some hair products. Fast!

His new girlfriend is a model. She should not stand for this!

[Image by ANG via Fame Pictures.]

Posted: Oct 18, 2007 at 11:14 am / Email this »

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kay says – reply to this

101

What the hell do women find so attractive about this guy?????? His present girlfriend is even more beautiful than kate Moss!
CHRIS says – reply to this

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Pete we love you keep on the right path get well and BABY SHAMBLES ROCK
Kel says – reply to this

103

I don't even give a rip about Pete "Doperty" but that story is FUNNY. It's worded so hysterically.
Victoria says – reply to this

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loving the one dirty nail
merry sunshine says – reply to this

105

HE MUST BE ABLE TO DO AMAZING THINGS WITH HIS TONGUE—WHY ELSE WOULD ANYONE WANT HIM!!!
qwerty says – reply to this

106

He looks less dead in that picture than usual.

=)

As for the hair, have you never looked in a mirror?
you ppl know nothing about music says – reply to this

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wtf do you think this site is? a fucking childrens foundation?you dont know dick about music go beat off to kanye west and fall out boy.
Nope says – reply to this

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I've seen better looking catalopes.
The Phantom says – reply to this

109

I would take Pete Doherty anytime over the overexposed talentless so called celebrities Perez profiles to death on this site. Pete is a fucking genius!
taxlady1040 says – reply to this

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Oh God–he's so friggin' ugly. It hurts my eyes to look at him…………..he's ugly beyond words……………olh my eyes……………..

yuck
another homo says – reply to this

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this idiot has got to be the ugliest mother fucker on the face of this planet.
Jay says – reply to this

112

This guy got to nail Kate Moss. Lucky Douche -
JJ says – reply to this

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i blame carl
me says – reply to this

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Why are you so nasty about the poor cat. It's not nice to make jokes about the poor abused little mite
sarahjane says – reply to this

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Re: JJ – Don't we all?
me says – reply to this

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Re: lizzy-liz – fuck u. cats are beautiful creatures and if u make sick jokes about that u defo need help
me says – reply to this

117

Poor Dinger, I hope she/he is ok
me says – reply to this

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wow oh my gosh, wearing the same clothes for a few days! dirty teeth.how terrible. yile oh my gosh!! why don't u yanks get over yourselves about this image bullshit?? is that all that matters to ye? what's wrong with ye? what about the way he treats his cat and all ye care about is whether his fingernails are clean or not. In ye'er own words ehh hello. Yank dumb motherfuckers
erin says – reply to this

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I can't believe this fugly fuck even has a girlfriend
Gorda says – reply to this

120

He needs a shower, look at his fingernails!
Jackie says – reply to this

121

Is he supposed to be good looking? I'm lost…
chelsea says – reply to this

122

umm he looks like terrance
Julie says – reply to this

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I thought my hair looked bad this morning yikes
bam bam says – reply to this

124

still fucking adorable..love you pete!!
Cendy says – reply to this

125

Britney Spears + Pete Doherty = Match made in rehab heaven!
polish princess says – reply to this

126

look at his fingernails! so nasty!!!
sabina says – reply to this

127

he's gorgeous, in every way!
rocker says – reply to this

128

eww, look at his dirty nasty fingernails!
Mia says – reply to this

129

Looser
Pammella says – reply to this

130

lookin a mess…. as usual..
jiz says – reply to this

131

fuck i love pete
hahaha
besan says – reply to this

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I LOVE PETEEEEEE
chloé says – reply to this

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I love him
Stop talking about what he does/did or what he looks like
You should focus on his amazing talent
This guy in a fucking genius
Jose Mireles says – reply to this

134

"OSCAR THE GROUCH"
Laurax says – reply to this

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you ignorant people don't know anything about him i bet you that you didnt even know that he won a lot of poetry tests
and is a brilliant songwriter oooh really you don't even understand half song and his music is so fucking amazing

PD i don't think you people have your nails clean… not even your a*s
me says – reply to this

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dude you should all just SHUT THE FUCK UP.
its so funny how people say that they hate him or that he's disgusting but yet here you are all commenting on his photo.
you guys are such retards.. he is obviously not gonna look too good since he has just gotten out of rehab. he has been clean for almost 2 months now. some of you probably think that 2 months is nothing but considering that its the longest time he has been clean for the last 6 years, all we can do is keep our fingers crossed for him.
he is a very talented musician. all you people who keep talking shit about his physical appearance should fucking go to a music store and buy a libertines and babyshambles album, then you'll realize that you've been wasting your time critizising his looks when the important thing is that this dude is a musical genius. you people are so short minded it almost makes me sick.
i cant wait to time to go by and him being finally clean for real.
then you all materialistic idiots will eat your words.
lauraxx says – reply to this

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wooooow your words are amazing, *me* !!!!!!!! huzza for you!!!