Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
She's worse than heroin!
Honestly, we don't know how to quit her. Britney Spears is so addictive, especially when she's such a fucking mess.
Thursday afternoon, the mother who just lost visitation privileges with her kids was celebrating by treating herself to something special.
Brit Brit was seen leaving a medical office building in Beverly Hills with noticeably larger lips.
Collagen injections much???? See pic above.
But it was not a smooth exit. It was not a smooth exit at all.
Spears ran over a paparazzo's foot as she drove away. When she realized what she'd done, she stopped the car for a second, started crying and then went speeding off.
To make matters worse, the photog wasn't even wearing proper shoes - he had on sandles!
Thank you, Britney. Thank you for being you.
Don't change a thing! We like you JUST as you are!
[Image via Finalpixx.]