Come Party With Perez!
Are you ready to party tonight Vegas???
Jet is gonna be banoodles!
Perezelle is gonna be all over the U.S. and Canada over the next two weeks - from Chicago to Toronto and ending up in Atlantic City for Halloween.
And we wanna party with YOU and U and all your friends!
Here are the details for our Perezcious tour.
Hope to see y'all!
Las Vegas
Friday, October 19th
A Night with Perez
Jet Nightclub
at the Mirage
Doors open 10:30pm
Toronto
Friday, October 26th
Fashion Week Closing Party
at Ultra Supper Club
Doors Open 10:00pm
Chicago
Saturday, October 27th
Best of The Worst Costume Contest
presented by Going.com
at the Stoli Hotel
Click here for more info.
Atlantic City
Wednesday, October 31st
Halloween!
Pooltergeist at the pool at Harrah's Casino
presented by Going.com
Click here for more info.
[To book Perez for an appearance, email Info@PerezHilton.com. Image via Glen Hanson.]
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Spicing Things Up
You fat asshole!!!!
I would never party with you…
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Can i bring my turds??? I can transport turds in my mouf to ya party and party hardy with turds on my fuckin face can i can i pls perez
What….not invited to the playboy mantion this year you FAT EFFIN SLOB!!!!!
Love the illustration, it is spot on!
How come the artist never draws you like the fat ass you are.
perezito I MIGHT SEE YOU IN TORONTO
that would be cool.
we could talk about what a shitbag britney is and do each others hair…. that'd be cool.
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Come to the east coast!!!!
I want the poster of this picture.
WHO THE HELL WOULD WANT TO PAY TO BE IN THE SAME BUILDING AS MEDIA WHORE NOTHING PIGFACE PEREZ!! LAUGH!
Perez darling why can't you ever come party in Vancouver!!!!! I promise you'd have fun!!!!
fuck perez, why arent u doing montreal??
Hey Perez! Why don't you ever come to NC??? NC LOVES PEREZ TOO!!!!
Re: Rynaldo – Yeah!
I WOULD NEVER PARTY WITH YOU PEREZ… YOUR NASTY…
Are you ever coming back to party in Miami??
awww… lame… I dont live near any of those places… Im just a loser in SLC Utah… but I want to say… your advertisement pic FUCKIN ROCKS!
OH PEREZ, COME ON! EVEN PHOTOSHOP CAN'T HELP YOU (AND YOUR BELLY) SO YOU HAD TO USE A CARTOON SO PEOPLE WON'T SEE SPANKY P???
ME AND MY FRIENDS, WE'RE JUST LAUGHING OFF OUR ASSES IN GERMANY AT THE MOMENT!!! LOOOL
come to denver perez!!! denver loves you!!!
What about SF PEREZ!!! I shouldn't have to book you, you should want to hang with us!
Can't you come to Paris, please~~~~~~? (>_
PEREZ!! We love you in Canada!!! PLEASE COME TO VANCOUVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dont give Toronto all your love…..COME TO VANCOUVER!!! We love you!!!
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There are more places to Canada then Toronto!
Tour the country Perez, Canada loves you!
When are you going to depict yourself, cartoon wise, as the fat slob you are?
Too bad you could not come to vancouver! Your awesome
Come To Montreal Perez, We LOVE YOU!!!
Come to Miami biznatch!
South Beach it up, Nasty….
You really needed TWO dead chicks laying next to you in this cartoon? Yee-haw, violence against women…
Sweet Pic U look totally horrific!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perecito!
Too bad u r not coming to Florida..but again who wants to be here…I am ready to move out! hehehhe
The drawing rocks!
Have fun!
You look like a really fat, diseased Frankenberry. Got milk, bitch?
Canada can fucking have you.
So depressing, You are going to wake up one day and feel like you missed the boat on having a REAL life because you spent it partying.
You should totally hook me up with an i.d. cuz AC is 5 minutes from my house lol
I don't see the point anymore in commenting here. You don't reply anybody, you don't comment about what we're saying! Fucking pointless.
when are you coming to san diego?!?!??!?!?!?!?!
i'm not in chicago but you can go visit my sister at the gallery……..she's really nice
Why do you always say "we" all the time instead of "I" or "me"? Isn't it just you all on your own?
What's with the girl toons? I thought you were gay. You'd think you'd have male toons with bite marks. Did the artist not know you were SWISHY?
*writes down these places and makes sure I don't go to them*
LOL THATS BRITNEY, thats britney in her VMA performance outfit. HA HA HA he really is obsessed with her. Though the cartoon brit has better hair then she had on the VMA, but the outfit is exact
Who would want to "party" with a disgusting fat homo?
How much are you paying people to show up?
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You will be klled perez. You are WELLHATTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DYE
PEREZ COME PARTY IN MONTREAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!! U ALWAYS GO TO TORNOTO WE'RE HOT IN MTL TOO!
I'd rather brand my eyeball with a hot iron!!!!!!
You are a fucking JOKE, you fat arse!!!!! I can't wait to see you flush yourself down the drain with one of my nice 18-inch logs of shit…..
Hey Fat arse, when is your court appearance for your case with Brit Brit? I heard she's suing your ass over you illegally stealing her songs and posting them on this site.
You really need to get on some program….have you thought of gastric bypass? Sounds like something right up your alley.
Perez needs to lose about 100 pounds
Perez needs to lose about 100 pounds
Perez needs to lose about 100 pounds
Perez needs to lose about 100 pounds
Perez needs to lose about 100 pounds
Perez needs to lose about 100 pounds
Perez needs to lose about 100 pounds
Perez needs to lose about 100 pounds
Perez needs to lose about 100 pounds
Perez needs to lose about 100 pounds
Perez needs to lose about 100 pounds
Perez needs to lose about 100 pounds
You will DIe. You stupid transex7aa;;]\'[/ Yuou will be killed tonight…..
LOOKING FORWARD TO U COMING ANYWHERE IN FLORIDA!!!!
That drawing is hilarious. You…biting…women? Really?
I think it's sad what you are doing to Britney. You could stop at any time. Just stop posting about every little move she makes. You make a mountain out of a molehill when it comes to Britney. You make lies up just to have a Britney post. As much as you want your readers to hate and feel nothing for Britney, it's you that most of them hate. To use cartoon depictions of her lying dead on the ground due to your vampirical ways is just as disgusting as your morbidly obese body.
why don't you ever come to the south?
COME TO SEATTLE!!!!!!
I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS IN CLUB PROMOTING, I BET I COULD GET YOU SOME $$$! EMAIL ME!
you WISH you were as skinny as that cartoon
WHAT ABOUT ATLANTA PEREZ?!?!
Hey everybody, it's Frankenfag!!!
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Wow, sounds like an Z-list-riffic night! Who wants to bet Perez is the biggest "star" there, unless of course they can get Mark Linn Baker, the beloved actor best known for playing Cousin Larry Appleton on Perfect Strangers. Now that guy sheeeeeyiines!
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Welcome to Toronto….have a great time in our hot, super butch gay sexy city.
You know we're down with the mo's.
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I wonder what all you "Haters" get from insulting someone!!!!!!!
If you all hate Perez so much then don't read his Blog!!!! Duh!!!!
Re: Marcie – wtf? please..just stop talking. fucking moron.
but wait..why didn't they include your beast of a belly in the picture? you should probably tell them to fix that.
WHORING OUT MUCH? YOU ARE A SUCH A HYPOCRIT.
YOU POKE FUN AT CELEBRITIES WHO BOOK APPEARANCES
AND SELL OUT ON ADS,
BUT YOU GO AND DO THE SAME, YOU FAT WHORE!
WHORING OUT MUCH? YOU ARE A SUCH A HYPOCRIT.
YOU POKE FUN AT CELEBRITIES WHO BOOK APPEARANCES
AND SELL OUT ON ADS,
BUT YOU GO AND DO THE SAME, YOU FAT WHORE!
WHORING OUT MUCH? YOU ARE A SUCH A HYPOCRIT.
YOU POKE FUN AT CELEBRITIES WHO BOOK APPEARANCES
AND SELL OUT ON ADS,
BUT YOU GO AND DO THE SAME, YOU FAT WHORE!
WHORING OUT MUCH? YOU ARE A SUCH A HYPOCRIT.
YOU POKE FUN AT CELEBRITIES WHO BOOK APPEARANCES
AND SELL OUT ON ADS,
BUT YOU GO AND DO THE SAME, YOU FAT WHORE!
WHORING OUT MUCH? YOU ARE A SUCH A HYPOCRIT.
YOU POKE FUN AT CELEBRITIES WHO BOOK APPEARANCES
AND SELL OUT ON ADS,
BUT YOU GO AND DO THE SAME, YOU FAT WHORE!
HAHA, perez you won't even have to wear a mask! You'll blend right in, just how you are. :] Troll.
Re: Nikiki –
MAYBE YOU SHOULD PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH TO PEREZ HIMSELF.
YOU DISLIKE WHEN OTHERS ARE BASHING BUT IRONICALLY LOVE PEREZ'S "COOL" BASHING OF CELEBRITIES.
WHY DON'T YOU GO STICK YOU HEAD UP PEREZ'S ASS AND STAY THERE.
PEREZ!
I JUST LOVE THIS CARTOON OF YOU AS DRACULA!! IT ROCKS!!
PEACE
Hey Perez!!! Toronto isn't the only cool city in Canada you know!!! You should try Vancouver some time
Hey Perez you wannabe celeb. You and your 15 minutes are almost up! Shouldnt those woman be men in that cartoon? We all know how you are alittle butt pirate!
I mean big butt pirate!
disgusting! funny how they are scantily clad chicks when your fat homo ass only sucks on DUDES!
Come to London
come to your home town!!! we miss you!
perezito! i LOVE that cartoon. its so cute, you should get merchandise with that logo.
Re: Jenny1 – sorry moron but thats not supposed to be Brittney, just random girls. she brings it on herself therefore she deserves it. everybodys tired of her and her antics. STOP ENABLING HER!!!! shes such a waste somebody really does need to "FREE" her ass.
when are you coming to boston damnit?
Hey why you never come to Montreal and Quebec city? Canada is not only Toronto….:)
actually perez, TORONTO is the best place in Canada, don't listen…. vancouver and montreal tie for second…well…in my opinion it goes 1.toronto 2.montreal3.vancouver…thats how it is.lol
Re: Jenny1 –
Thems too thin to be britney
Usually caricatures overplay a person's features; yours do just the opposite. You shrink that incredibly huge melon of yours to almost human proportions and trim the lard off your fat gut. You are as ugly outside as you are inside.
And Nikiki–you're an ass.
Come party in Montreal!!!!!
Don't you know? Montreal kicks Toronto'S ass all the way to B.C.
NOTHING beats Montreal night life. NADDA
nobody wants to party with you, you fat lying fuck, this website should be shut down and i hope jive sues your ass for everything youve got
Hey Perez..I think it's awesome that you love Canada…But I think it's time to come to Vancouver and show us VanCity girls some love!
Um…Frankenberry whoever drew that cartoon needs to add about 80lbs to that ugly body of yours. Oh and about 20 pounds to your huge, fugly head.
Great poster! Where's the SF date? Come party with us! We're fun and don't understand why they pick on you..Come feel the luv.
Just stay the hell out of New York. And to #14 - Bytch — where do you think Atlantic City is, you dumb bitch? Learn to read and then comprehend.
who would pary with you you lying life ruining cunt?
Stay the fuck away from Toronto. We don't want Canadians turning into fat fucks now do we?
Perez Atlantic City, NJ! Where exactly?
there should be some cute bois in that ad…or can't you draw any??
I'm so over you Perez. Your site is slippin, and you should remember that its really all you've got. Love L
I'm ready to party but I'm in Australia
Perez, why don't you ever hit up San Diego? We would totally show you some love down here!!!! xoxoxox
if you're gonna go to Canada WHY do you insist on going to Toronto??? Come to Vancouver!!!!! It's so much nicer and friendlier here…
hahaha why would he go to either of those places…you're tied for second! ha! shut up montreal you assholes always think you party sooo much harder yeah well you don't! stfu!
I think you ought to party in Cuba. I hear Castro is going as you this year for Halloween. And you can go as Castro's corpse. Good times! I'll bet the folks there will give you a party you'll never forget.