How'd The Birthday Girl Spend Her Big Day?

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   WOW! At first glance i thought that was jared leto.

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   They look so good together…

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   he does not look so good.

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   FIRST PUTAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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   She's a ho!!!!

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   She is so nasty.

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   ewwwwwww

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   MY BABIESSSS

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    ewwwwwwwwwwww

11. Lindsay says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She isn't even a good singer. She sounds like a five-year old.

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    luv u zac! when is vanessa going to disssapear cant act and annnoying , but zac u r incredible

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    first?

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    I want to cut that freaking hair of his that is always hanging in his face… am i the only person tis driven crazy by that mop on his head.

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    Punk needs a wardrobe–and a haircut.

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    FIRST! GAY!

17. Carmen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    blah blah blah

18. Kelly says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Thanks for posting this. I love Zanessa. I hope Zac had a great birthday.

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    she give him a lapdance for his birthday then they made a ”paris hilton” vid.

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    he looks a bit like jared leto here…

21. lisset says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HOPE HE HAD A FAB BIRTHDAY!
    &&& HOORAY FOR FINALLY
    HOLDING HIS GF'S HAND!
    AS MUCH AS I HATE V
    THEY LOOK HAPPY TOGETHER
    && I WISH THEM THE BEST!

    && 1ST?

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    Re: lacey – That's exactly what I thought!!! Although Jared is my baby.

23. Rash Manly says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Vanessa spent Zac's birthday
    bringing Zac cold brews and cigars while he cursed
    and bleched and watch three football games
    in a row.
    Or not.

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    Hey Perez!
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    Guess whose father — and her brothers — are looking for you???
    Go on… guess!!
    ;)

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    LOL . Zac look WEIRDD . HAHAA . Vanessa look great . Too bad XXX . If you know what I mean . And #11 Linsay , LOL , quite true .

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    I don't know, he looks pretty good there. #2 I agree. He looks good without all the make-up. Lol.

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    This guy is such a fucking tool. He makes the Spencers and Heidis of our little world seem like normal folks.

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    he needs to wait another couple months to break up with her so it doesn't look like it was because of the pics to Vanessa, but so we all know that he didn't approve of the whole ordeal.

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    Re: Lindsay –
    Re: Heidi –
    TRUE.

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    && oh
    v needs to take
    that im better than
    you look off her face.

    you're no longer innocent..
    get over it.
    anything & everything you do..
    YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A SLUT.

    you are a huge dissapointment
    and if i were disney i would drop
    your ass in a second.. influence
    my ass. i wouldnt want my children
    looking up to you. sleeping at boys
    apartments.. taking naked pictures.

    ugh i get upset just thinking
    how messed up you are and
    will get once zac notices what
    a fuck up you are. i just hope
    your snobbyness doesnt rub
    off on him. hes a sweetheart
    and your a bi***.

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    He looks like Jared Leto….

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    SHE WATCHED HIM GET SUCKED OFF THE RIGHT WAY BY SOME TRANNY THEY PICKED UP DOWN AN ALLEY

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    He's way hotter than her..right?

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    i hate vanessa..she's soooo ugly..and she looks like a devil!!!!
    why is she famous??she's such a bad actress

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    eew. Jared Leto Hair

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    V looks like she just sucked Z's d*ck in the bathroom

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    it looks dumb when you spell it Vanessa HudgenXXX
    You should spell it like Vanexxxa Hudgens, obviously!

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    They are a cute couple for sure.
    I hope they are happy.

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    She is a trampy vamp!

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    zac looks just like jared leto

41. Gia Jolie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I have a crush on both of them!

    They are so freagin' CUTE!

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    zac efron is looking more and more like jared leto everydayy. haha, hopefully he doesn't have his attitude.

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    awwwwwwwwwww*
    They Are So Cuteee!

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    oh he is f*(cken hot!!

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    I want to slap her and give him a haircut…. c'mon its the worst mop, shag, uneven "do" I have ever seen on the top of someones head. It ruins him.

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    EWW THEY BOTH LOOK NASTY O WAIT… THEY ARE!!! HAHAHA "Zacquisha" LOOKS LIKE A POT/CRACK HEAD AND "Vanessa HugenXXX " LOOK'S LIKE A SOON TO BE PORN STAR…ILOVE YOU PEREZ

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    Orso: Italian for "bare."

48. CSI WeHo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He forgot his white belt under the table.

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    he looks like jered leto in this pic

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    i'm getting a very strong jared leto vibe from him lately…which is soooooo not at all bad…he's not gay, he's andro, which is different, duh

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    he's looking like Jared Leto

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    they look FUG they have no make up on!

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    okay, he looks just like Jared Leto!lol

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    Does she have a mustache? Ugh, WAX THAT ISH girl!

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    I thought this was jared leto…. was up with their stupid smirks?? lame

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    he needs to move on from her, there are so many Penis's he has yet to discover

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    he looks so much better with a little scruff on his face. more like a man instead of so gay

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    What happened to his sugar daddy? Did he have to work last night and wasn't able to take Zac out for his birthday? So sad. Then again, at least the older fat guy gets the Zac's attention. He must have some powerful lovings to attract the hottie of the year! hahaha. I wonder where they will register for their china?

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    EVERYONE THAT CALLED V A SLUT OR A HO YOU ARE A SLUT OR A HO
    SHE DOESN'T HAVE A LOOK OF "I'M BETTER THAN YOU" SHE ALWAYS LOOKS SAD AND THEY HAVE NEVER EVER SHOWN ANY INTREST IN EACHOTHER IN PUBLIVC EVER SINCE ZANESSA CAME OUT IN THE OPEN AND BTW WHO IS ZAQUISHA???

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    Hey, u can even see the outline of Link's sausage in his jeans… to the left how the light is hitting it. If it is true that he has an older man in his life, I bet his older boyfriend is paying primo money to taste that sausage. And poor little Van… maybe if she weed-whacked, the guys would ask her to join them… to clean up after their sweaty sex session. Meow!

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    I titally thought that was Jared Leto!! You should do a separated at birth!!

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    As if they haven't had sex. She sent him naked pictures.

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    he looks like a young jared leto dont cha think?

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    Perez, I love you but please stop with the wishful thinking. Not everyone is gay!

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    Separated at birth from Jared Leto!

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    honestly.. vanessa pouts too much and she just seems like the most obnoxious, conceited bitch. even the way she talks.. ugh please find out if im right

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    zac looks sooo emo

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    ugh! he looks like JARED LETO….and that IMO, ain't good.

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    If this world was just, i'd be having sex with zac this very second. What a cruel, cold world we live in.

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    Um, what the hell is that thing on the right? Seriously? I was in London and watched a minute of that show… that guy is a TOTAL FAG. He looks like ass and I can't imagine a worse hair "style". We actually sat there during that ONE minute and laughed our asses off. We thought it was a total fricken joke! He doesn't even qualify for a "boy band" pretty boy!! He's disturbing to look at.

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    he does look like jared leto a little but not as fine as jared. also zack looks like he's on drugs in that pic. and bullshit, they just cuddle. put she took naked pics for you?

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    He looks like Jared Leto!

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    I have a friend who works at the BHH and he sees Zac all the time with the guy that ur talking about… always in the evening… and a lot of times they leave together in the morning. Can u say… Zacky has a boyfriend? HAHAHA My question is… how did the old dude score with such a hot number? He must have a really big, uh… bank account. Then again… remember the words to Zac's song in Hairstray… I Love u no matter what u weigh! Or maybe the old guy uses Ultra-Clutch for a stiff one?

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    LOL When I read 'girl' on the headline I thought that it was Vanessa's b'day! lol
    Btw- Pretzel: I can't read the comments properly because of the damn ad in the backgrond . In hope that you're getting a lot of money for it because it's a pain in the ass!

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    is it just me or does he look more and more stoned everytime he is photographed?

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    Zac cums like a girl.

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    Looks like a young clean version of Jordan Catalano or should I say Jared Leto. mmm

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    Anyone else notice that Zack kinda looks like Jared leto in this pic?

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    Does anyone else think he looks like Jared Leto?

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    She is a cute little filipino/russian, but she rarely looks happy.

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    Hes defintly gay and she has a mustache so I quess he feels at home

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    VANESSA LOOKS LIKE SHE NEVER TAKES A SHOWER HER COOCHY PROBABLY SMELLS LIKE FISH ALL THE TIME AND ZAC STILL LOOKS GAY NO MATTER HOW HARD HE TRIES TO PRETEND HE'S NOT.

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    Seems like someone is jealous? What's wrong with a little… Man-Boy Loving? I for one am proud that Zac recognizes the joys of the old n big. I just hope that his new man is Jewish… u know how those mixed marriages are! So, are we all meeting at the Beverly Hills Hotel tonight to cheer them on? I will bring the Geritol if someone else will bring the Slimfast! U go bois!

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    cute cute cute ,

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    How many times do you fuckwads have to say he looks like Jared Leto. MAN YOU PEOPLE PISS ME OFF !

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    From this angle, he looks like JARED LETO!! eew

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    Are practicing the same aloof expression now adays?

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    Again, Perez, referring to photos that were taken of an underage child. Are you ever ashamed of your appalling behaviour? I hope that the powers that be that review these pages take you to task for being a consistent and habitual provider of child porn and for some sick reason your desire to continue to discuss it. I'd like to know what mag rags you have under your bed? stay away from kiddie porn perez

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    Does anyone else think Zac looks exactly like Jared Leto in his My So Called Life Days??!!

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    i was there last night and she ordered a martini- underage whore. it only takes half a martini to get her to start stripping…….

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    I doubt these two just cuddle if you know what I mean.

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    He can NOt and will NOT cut his hair. Shorter hair will reveal those wrinkles(in public where he can't be photoshopped) on his forehead, and bye bye teeny bopper illusion.

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    ZACQUISHA IS THE CUTEST GIRL ON EARTH. I LOVE HER!

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    Vanessa is SO GORGEOUS!!!

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    I want you, baby.
    Vanessa, you WILL be mine…

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    he looks like that leto guy cameron diaz used to date. you should do a separated at birth

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    Dude, the old guy is quite a looker himself. Purrrrr. I have seen them before too…. at Taj India… they were doing dinner last week. I just thought it was his Uncle but now that u mention it… Zac did look all starry-eyed. His "new love" may be older but I would line up to have sex with them both.

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    One pill makes you larger
    And one pill makes you small
    And the ones that mother gives you
    Don't do anything at all
    Go ask Alice
    When she's ten feet tall

    And if you go chasing rabbits
    And you know you're going to fall
    Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
    Has given you the call
    Recall Alice
    When she was just small

    When men on the chessboard
    Get up and tell you where to go
    And you've just had some kind of mushroom
    And your mind is moving low
    Go ask Alice
    I think she'll know

    When logic and proportion
    Have fallen sloppy dead
    And the White Knight is talking backwards
    And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
    Remember what the dormouse said:
    "FEED YOUR HEAD. FEED YOUR HEAD!"

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    Okay, leave the fat old guy alone. Even the fat old guys need loving and if zac isn't nauseated by doing it… so be it. I wouldn't mind watching. Maybe then Zac would switch to me… or least I can dream! So they seriously hang out at the On Tap? That rocks… I know where I will be tonight!

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