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1. danielle says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Who cares, theyre both ugly tranny drug addicts!

2. luna says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   courtney love

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   I quess they're ready for Halloween

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   none! they're both pointless dammit!

5. Jay says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   1st!

6. Danielle says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Who cares! Theyre both ugly ass tranny drug addicts! firstttttttt

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   courtney, of course. fat chicks are nasty.

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   Love, hands down. Ozzy's kid is a fatty McGee. At least Court actually had a career at one point. Kelly's a no-talent Fatty.

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   neither. they got some major std's!

10. The Phantom says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Bottom of the barrel choices. I'd rather play with myself.

11. JP says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Kelly since she actually has skin and bone and not silicone.

12. ASS the Prez says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I would tap Kelly's ASS. Fo Sho

    At least if I had to choose between the two.

13. kasdklad;sjk says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    FIRST

14. myriah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    kelly hands down…..courtney is a washed out crack whore

15. FART!!!!! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Courtney, all the way. Ugly fake tits and all.

16. ashley says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    3rd,4th,5th,6th,7th,8th,9th,10th,11th,12th or even thirtennthhh bitchesss

17. me says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Neither

18. whatever says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I like the ashtray next to Courtney! Yum!

19. Me! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Cort

20. JP says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Kelly since she has more cushion for the pushin'!

21. Jenny says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Kelly, I think she's adorable. =p

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    GAG ME!!

23. Brandy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Kelly! Courtney Love is just gross!

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25. Holly says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    neither!

26. Elle says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    KELLY!!!! She looks like she'd taste better. Fat gives flavour!

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    Kelly- can you imagine what Courtney has done? She scares me.

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    kelly, she seems nice and freeky

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    Courtney!!!!! (me third)

30. Diana says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    id rather that werewolf in your wallpaper

31. Julie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Courtney, easy one!

32. Cheeky says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Mmmmmmmmmmm Courtney all the way.

33. would be celibate says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    NEITHER ONE FOR GOD'S SAKE. I WOULD RATHER DIE!!!

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    can I pick Courtney Love 10 years ago?

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    uno

36. Assshley says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Kelly! 13th?

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    Are the comments not working? I said Kelly!!! KELLY KELLY!!! I'M A HETERO GIRL!!! AND I CHOOSE KELLY! I don't want to devour old bones! I want succulunt, plump, tender, young KELLY!!!! YAYYYYY!!!!

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    Kelly O…she Rocks!!!

39. kerpoperly says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'd bang Kelly then bite her head off and pee on the Alamo.

40. I want some Perez! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    You Perez! You are the man meat I am after….I'm a hetero girl…but I'd put a strap on you for….call me

41. Sara says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'd probably contract 345,000 stds from Court so Kell all the way

42. Anibal says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    antes de estar con ellas… me corto esa parte de mi anatomía…

43. Vanny says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    :::throws up a little:::

44. pussy hunter says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    neither,I will do Ozzi and then kill myself !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

45. cindy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Courtney Love

46. Holly Won't says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    when did counrtney love turn into an olsen twin!?!
    ewwwww so creepy!

47. Izzy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Both!!!!

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    Masturbation before disease, and those two look diseased.

49. SUGARPUSS in the SEA says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    not enough antibiotics to take care of the infection I suspect I'd catch from Courtney….so Kelly!!

50. dick says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    courtney love, can't beat a woman with a drug problem

51. c o r y says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    courtney! rock goddess! my favorite train wreck!

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    i think i would go with kelly because she's younger. thicker, but younger. i dont think i could handle courtney's old meat curtains.

53. Holly Would says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    when did courtney love become one of the olsen twins!?!?!?!

54. lilvoices says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ugh…i wouldn't do either but if I HAD to pick one….i guess i'd pick courtney..she's got more experience & is probably a better fuck!

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    Kelly's still hot.

56. Killme says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I would kill myself, instead.

57. Dee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Ewww, they are both gross.

58. CJ says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Kelly for sure, I like a little meat on the bones.

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    PEREZ HOW DID YOU EVER GET ME TO SAY THIS???? Courtney Love, I think she is the furthest thing from fantastical, but she is not totally ingrained with the hideousness that Kelly has.

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    Is it just me or does Courtney Love look like a grown up version of Ashley Olsen there? Seriously, does anyone else see the resemblence?

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    courtney..hands down!

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    *:::throws up a little:::*

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    Who knows what evil diseases Courtney has. But Kelly O. is ugly as hell….Id just look at a picture of Mariah and wank it.

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    i LOVE women…
    but ick…
    kelly's a fatty fatty two by four…. so.
    courtney love.
    she had a career…

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    Kelly all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Always choose younger girls, because women who have been around the block cant be satisfied with anything, but a horse size d**k.

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    Well, if I had to, Kelly Osbourne

67. Angie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'd have to get crazy blackout drunk to do either of them.

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    Both are major gash-faces.

69. tiffGO says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    neither.

70. PEREZ IS A FATTY says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I love OK Magazine. Everyone should check it out on the web. It's way better than this website? What's it called again? Seriously, it way accurate. They don't lie like Perez. It's at www.okmagazine.com

71. Nick D.D. says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    If I had to, I would become asexual instead.

72. marky says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    kelly osbourne. easy.

    love,
    marky

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    i gotta say courtney, shes looking hot lately

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    I would rather kill myself than decide between the two of those piles of fug. I really can't decide, they are equally putrid, and shiteous.

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    i would definatly go for kelly as she would satisfy a FAT APPETITE

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    Kelly…I don't want the drug addict passing out on me during sex. Not kosher Courtney, not kosher at all.

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    kelly o. she's hot.

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    yuk.

79. brunnettebitch says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    COURTNEY ALL THE WAY.

    is it bad that i'm so into this even though i'm straight?

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    Ok, now that you mention it…I think Courntey's cootie cat would smell all stank like pee…There is no way I could dive for that. I think Kelly O would look kinda cute naked and all…but that hairdo…wtf!!! I bet Kelly O has a bald snatch and looks all cherubic like a botacelli painting thats ok, right? Maybe if I could fix up Kelly O's hairdo Id go for her…

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    Both. Yum- a big rock royalty sandwich with little ol' me in the middle

82. missy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    courtney–osbourne is heinnnnal

83. Shireen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Is it just me or does Courtney Love look like a 35 year old Mary Kate in this picture?

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    kelly… court would prolly start burning me with matches
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    LOVE

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    Kelly… Nothing wrong with curves!

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    kelly, i would never touch courtneys horrid HOLE she calls a vagina

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    neither

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    I'M SORRY, BUT THAT'S JUST STUPID.

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    I'd have to say Kelly, because damn, it's like Courtney can't look good, even after all the works she's had! its sad really, maybe it's karma! lol

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    COURTNEY LOVE IS GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

92. Bl0ndieNYC says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Is Courtney even alive? That lady has looked like death, in drag, walking on earth. Terrible.

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    Ick. I guess I'd chose C. Love because I find Kelly to be totally repulsive and more annoying.

    That being said, when did Courtney morph into a weird taller, older version of MK?

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    i honestly thought Courtney Love was one of the Olsen twins!!!

    good for courtney and bad for the twins?!

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    ugh.

    courtney's looks like an ashtray.

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    kelly. she's annoying but courtney is annoying, gross and fake and gross. what the fuck happened to her?

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    Hold on, let me ask my butthole…

    No, neither of them would satisfy my whimmies.

    But why isn't it ok to eat poop?

    I'll ask the same question to my horse "bridget" later and see what she says, but i'm sure she will just say "neeeiiiiither".

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    would rather fuck my palm than screw one of those Perez look alikes

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    Hmmm, i wanna say courtney cause at least she's a rockstar, not a rockstars kid… on the other hand i hate it when you make out with people and their face falls off.

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     Definately C Love!