If You Had To…..

Filed under: Anglophilia > Kelly Osbourne > Courtney Love

Back in black!

Courtney Love and Kelly Osbourne both donned goth-like creations in London on Thursday night.

If you had to….

Which would you rather make your princess bride and sexually devour????

Hetero girls can play this game too!

[Images by Will Alexander via WENN.]

Posted: Oct 19, 2007 at 4:54 pm / Email this »

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perezsucks says – reply to this

601

Someone should take your DONUTS away.
blah-g says – reply to this

602

Perez - you are slipping. What a crappy entry. This filler garbage is lame. This blog is getting BOOOORRRRINNNGGGGGGGGGG.
wowsey says – reply to this

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Re: LB –
So true. pp has lost it.
spliff says – reply to this

604

I'll pass..
Fuk Me In Tha AZzZz says – reply to this

605

Cooooommmmmmmon post sum new shyt…uve been a lazy fukk past few weekendssss
at least Kellys got Ozzie for a dad says – reply to this

606

Yeah that acting career of hers lasted bout 10 minutes and her one BIG role was in a movie about the life of the biggest scumbag on the planet, Larry Flynn. Way to go Courtney. She really looks like loads of fun in this pic too but i'd be sad if i was her too. Always looking in from the outside cuz she's a loser.
Erin Boberin says – reply to this

607

C. Love, no doubt.
candyperfumeboy says – reply to this

608

Courtney Love is an UGLY BITCH!!! She's trash!
PinkY says – reply to this

609

I'd make them do each other
HappyBrunette says – reply to this

610

Neither, id rather take care of myself with no fatty or walking zombie
Chelsea says – reply to this

611

Does anyone else think Courtney looks a bit like Mary-Kate Olsen here?
damn woman! says – reply to this

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Re: plain jane –
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me says – reply to this

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anyone who doesn't believe that heaven and hell are real.please go to this website. www.SpiritLessons.com i hope you'll believe after you read some of the testimonies.perez you need to go to the web too
Maude says – reply to this

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Kelly
Rob says – reply to this

615

I'd rather jerk off with a handful of broken glass.
www.snuffx.com says – reply to this

616

651th!!! kelly, and i would enjoy it
nicole says – reply to this

617

ummmm…kelly. Big girls need love too.
Sebastian says – reply to this

618

mary kate olsen in some years lol
jenny says – reply to this

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hmmm. thats a hard one. maybe kelly, cuz she has a british accent, but only that.. but courtney cuz she is a hott mess, hell fucking with a hot mess made kfed famous lol.
MAtt says – reply to this

620

I choose death
jessie says – reply to this

621

I'll go w/the heroin addict!! oops let me clarify, courtney love
MamaStillie says – reply to this

622

Courtney Love, but only because it would be like having slept with Kurt Cobain.. and every other sexy man she managed to lay.
BUMMER says – reply to this

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I WOULD STAB OFF MYSELF IN THE PRIVATES BEFORE I HAD TO DO EITHER OF THEM..HOPEFULLY I WOULD DIE OF BLOOD LOSS BEFORE I WAS FORCED TO "DO" THEM. NOW I'M SICK.. JUST GAKK
hi there says – reply to this

624

am i missing out on the joke or is that mary kate?
Rascal King says – reply to this

625

I'd fuck um both & Make Sharon watch….
Thundergirl says – reply to this

626

Kelly totally…Courtney is a washed up has never been!
tatiana says – reply to this

627

definitely kelly shes plump and in her own and i love it
Lori says – reply to this

628

Courtney….fo sho
anima_sin says – reply to this

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Re: Rash Manly –
I see that you've created your own link. An outlet for passion, obsession or pure boredom? *randomly wondering….and yes,bored* heh.
*Barf* says – reply to this

630

WHATEVER is behind door #3!
Angela says – reply to this

631

Courtney looks like one of the Olsen twins. She has a new face. Great plastic surgery
Fallon says – reply to this

632

Kelly!
Taylor says – reply to this

633

Coutney Love kinda looks like an Olsen twin.
Alexandra says – reply to this

634

Kelly O. any time.
Punkass says – reply to this

635

Courtney for sure!!
Michelle says – reply to this

636

KELLY TOTALLY!
dash says – reply to this

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I really can't believe anybody could prefer some waxen, sagging, plastic-surgery, frankenstein, plagiarist to a beautiful big girl. So what if she doesn't look like a coat rack under her clothes. That's a good thing. She has flawless porcelain skin and a lovely face. Courtney Love is doing her best Mary Kate Olsen impression. It is truly sad to see how far someone can fall. Like 10 years ago I thought she was so cool. She's gonna turn into another Michael Jackson or Jocelyn Wildenstein if she doesn't watch out.
butt crack says – reply to this

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Oh Please… Kelly, no contest. Those lips..those boobs VS. Dried up and withered old Courtney
Kaimosae says – reply to this

639

BASED SOLELY BY LOOKING AT THESE PHOTOS….MY FIRST REACTION IS COURTNEY LOVE…….BUT ONCE I START THINKING ABOUT IT…I BEGIN TO VOMIT ALL OVER MYSELF…….SO KELLY OSBOURNE…BLECH! BLECH!
amanda says – reply to this

640

Def kelly osbourne if I HAD to pick between the two
lef says – reply to this

641

Courtney has definitely had work done..she looks fresh..
am. says – reply to this

642

Courtney looks exactly like a drag queen Olsen twin.
Bree says – reply to this

643

Courtney, hands down.
kate says – reply to this

644

hey now, youcan't play the game like that, YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE. Courtney Love
carrie says – reply to this

645

Doesn't Courtney look like Ashley Olsen's older (and uglier) sister?
dirty vag mon says – reply to this

646

courtney love is a fantastic disaster. bring on the lovin' baby.
Natalie says – reply to this

647

KELLY!!!!!!!!I L.O.V.E. HER!!!!!!
Steelie says – reply to this

648

Good Day,

Kelly! Cuter, younger… and at least she didn't help kill her boyfriend!

Steelie
imakitty says – reply to this

649

kelly, at least she's young, and all her parts are still where they should be
Sam says – reply to this

650

They are both ugly whores
natalumei says – reply to this

651

Courtney is the third Olsen twin but old
Lola says – reply to this

652

Courtney, if she got an STD test.
Carmen says – reply to this

653

Gross neither!
meenkee says – reply to this

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c.love baby! I don't do full figured girls in my lezbo-dreams.
Phyllis Diller says – reply to this

655

Holy crap - were Courtney Love and Phyllis Diller separated at birth? I wouldn't do either of them (but i would boink Kelly's Mom - yummy)
Jessica A! says – reply to this

656

courtney love was a money grubbing whore
I LOVE YOU KURT
FUCK YOU COURTNEY
Madelyn says – reply to this

657

Courtney Love. That bitch is crazy. I loves me some crazy people.
both have good drugs says – reply to this

658

kelly, shes super hot
vanessa says – reply to this

659

kelly all the way.
Makayla says – reply to this

660

Kelly mos def. I've always had a thing for her. chub or no chub.
mia says – reply to this

661

I'm a hetero woman, but if I had to… I'd go for Courtney Love. I bet she's a freak … and I'm not attracted to fat chics.
Melissa says – reply to this

662

Has anyone ever seen Death Becomes Her with Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep? Courtney Love totally looks like the living dead with morgue makeup and hallow blue eyes. She looks awful and quite scary. Kelly Osbourne is also on her way to the hallows.
Daisy says – reply to this

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Kelly of course…and she's not FAT..i saw her at The Griffith Park not so long ago and she looked nice (not too skinny or fat) just because she doesn't look anorexic does not mean she's FAT PEOPLE!! and she's cute with no make up ok ….
t says – reply to this

664

Courtney - no doubt - look at her life! She actually deserves the grief. Kelly only had to grow up with Ozzy —waaah - must have been rough shopping at Tiffany and dealing with her silver spoon.
Cameron says – reply to this

665

I would smash them both in the buttocks then sell the video for the $4 it would be worth. Love would look like a mashed potato downstairs and Kelly would be the dirtiest hairy sausage wallet out but if there was a gun to my head. Id do it for the kids.
kate says – reply to this

666

Kellys all the way ! She'll kick loves ass!
Whatthe?!? says – reply to this

667

KELLYkellyKELLYkellyKELLYkellyKELLYkellyKELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miss Q says – reply to this

668

If I had to choose I'd rather be abstinent for the rest of my life. They are both gross.
heather says – reply to this

669

neither one, really, but at least kelly is likely free of seeping genital sores. I'm certain the same cannot be said for courtney!
drella66 says – reply to this

670

Defiantly Courtney Love…(and im hetro girl)—kelly has a pissy attitude for no reason, your dad is rich, it doesnt mean shit honey…
Christina says – reply to this

671

Neither one of them are very attractive
sean says – reply to this

672

Wow Perez, tough choice. It's kind of like asking, "Would you rather get herpes or genital warts?" I take choice C - none of the above.
r says – reply to this

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Courtney!
yyz113@hotmail.com says – reply to this

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Kelly. Fat girls suck dick better
Issy says – reply to this

675

Courtney.
crystal says – reply to this

676

well considering that courtney is gonna have to do some really crazy, wild, maricle, chris angel shit for her to be able to get her reputation back to normal or even human like.
im gonna have to go with the smart, classy, daughter of an awesome fucking rock star kelly osbourne..
i have heard latley that courtney has straightened up alot but like i said it is gonna take a maricle to help that bitches rep
crystal says – reply to this

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Re: WICKED SONG!!!! BUY BLACKOUT!!!! – im confused at why this is your response to whether u pick courtney or kelly. but i do like these lyrics.. i read them twice. i also saved them on my computer. its wierd! everthing happens for a reason and i think u posting this song lyrics defenaley falls in that catagory.. cause they were perfect lyrics for me and what im going through right now.. anyhow lol now that i sound like a crazy psycho thanx anyways
alexitia says – reply to this

678

of kourse with kelly… shes so hot çrght now!!!!….. better & bettr
PDXPhotoGeek says – reply to this

679

Courtney Love… I love scary women over fat overly self important spoiled ones. I'll take crazy any day…. besides… with Kelly… I could never afford that much flour.
heather says – reply to this

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I would so do kelly. course, I looked just like she does in this pix at at 24. so that makes me just a wee bit sick..
Sexual says – reply to this

681

I adore Kelly Osbourne, but she is one of the ugliest bitches I have ever seen. And Court needs to o.d. already. Enuff is enuff.
Manda says – reply to this

682

Courtney love
John says – reply to this

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courtney

because at lest she was good looking at one time unlike kelly who has always been ugly
meh says – reply to this

684

AMERICA'S SWEETHEART.
Diana says – reply to this

685

Kelly, fat chicks always try harder and Courtney love would probably pass out before things got good.
Diana says – reply to this

686

Re: Q – Don't say the n word, racist.