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Tom Cruise carries his little alien awkwardly as they make their way into their New York City hotel late on Friday night.

We're not certain if she can speak yet, but we're sure little Suri Cruise is thinking to herself "___________."
[Image by Anthony Dixon via WENN.]
















































"HELP"
HELP ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suri is thinking "RESCUE ME MOMMY!" or "life as a princess couldn't be better!"
"What is Daddy doing with his hand up in my ass? And why do I look like an alien? Jeez, you guys. Love me anyway?"
JUST YOU ALL WAIT!
to the tool shed…uh, you tool.
"Luckily, I will have enough money to go through intense therapy as an adult to get over the freaky Scientology thing. Too bad my mommy didn't have enough sense to choose love over fame."
Come on. She is a gorgeous little girl and he has his other hand under her supporting her. I love you Perez but give her (them) a break.
when i grow up, I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL
she is so pretty…looks like tom as she is getting older. beautiful girl
He looks good, again.
LEAVE MOMMY ALONE!!!!
Who the heck holds their child like that….facing the paps. There are some crap parents in Hollywood that's for sure.
Greetings Earthlings…I come in peace.
Why am I (still) wearing my Christening Gown ?
MY DADDY CUMS IN MY MOUTH
MY DADDY FUX MY MOUTH
MY DADDY FUX MY MOUTH
HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
She's saying…'Dig my Grill, Bitches??'
"I WAS CLONED FROM CELLS THAT CAME FROM KATIE HOLMES' VAJAYJAY SO MY QUEER ?PAPA? WOULDN'T SHIP MY MAMA OFF TO ZENU…..HIS HOME PLANET!
You can't see bc of her dress and the color of his suit, but he's holding her in a good position. Her feet are elevated which means he's holding her from the bottom as well..like a seat. Anyway, Suri is the most beauftiful baby I've ever seen–seriousy!
E.T. Phone Home
You know what?!! Surie is actually a REALLY a cute little girl! Lay the F&%^$ off!!! AND if you had a kid you would know there is nothing inproper about the way she is being held in this picture!!! Why not stick to picking on the parents wich is much better read than the crap you want to say about their kids!!!! BTW - love PEREZ anyway but stop with the bashing of the kids please!!!
the alien has me, the alien has me. help!
You know what?!! Surie is actually a REALLY a cute little girl! Lay the F&%^$ off!!! AND if you had a kid you would know there is nothing inproper about the way she is being held in this picture!!! BTW - love PEREZ anyway but stop with the bashing of the kids please!!!
if i just stay still maybe he wil pass on by
"I just took a big shit and daddy doesnt even know"
What the hell is wrong with these people & when are they going to get tired of taking MY picture?? Isn't there more important things in this messed up world than what I look like?
You are so lame, this little girl is obviously loved by both her parents, they treasure her, they carry her, they protect her, and treat her like the gift that she is, which is more than a lot people can say, so LEAVE HER ALONE. IT'S NOT FUNNY TO CONSTANTLY POKE FUN AT A BEAUTIFUL CHILD….GROW UP PEREZ, GROW THE F UP!!!!
Where's Tom's other hand? Wait tha'ts not Suri, that's a ventriloquist puppet.
"Is Zefron gay?"
Man she looks like her mama… she is a beautiful little girl tho.
suri is thinking, perez is one fucking alien shim
Mummy says its ,true my daddy is gay so there
Get this fucking freak's paws OFFA ME!!! MOMMY!! Oh wait…you're one too!
OPRAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
I love you Perez but come on calling kids names below you really. Suri is a cutie little girl, ya her parents are wacko but lets not call her names like alien…She is a child stick to the grown ups they deserve it!
"i have autism. meep."
…"why don't these obnoxious illegals leave us alone for one day of our lives?? "
I wonder if I'm an alien like my daddy????????
DADDY LOOKS LIKE CHARLIE SHEEN
Dear Perez, Just FYI–if a child is uncomfortable in someone's arms, that child will struggle. Suri is perched comfortably and looks relaxed. She clearly knows and trusts her papa, gay or no. Some of your parenting observations are really ill-informed. Cheers, Joe
She's saying: "Shut the fuck up, Perez!"
Where is my real daddy, CHRIS Chris Kline where are you???????????
I wanna eat her feet! they ate sooo cute
perez wishes that he ever looked that cute, instead he looks like a fat, slimy, rat!
your not my real daddy!!!!!
"Is my dad REALLY gay like everyone says???"
I am the cutest Hollywood baby… I am so well dressed and I always look perfect..Plus I'm RICH!!!! So all you haters can bite ME!!!
what is fisting, and why does daddy squeal with delight when that strange man does it to him?
I hope this photographer is getting a good picture……I think I'll need it later on for the paternity hearing. I mean, look at how this guy is holding me…even I know something's off"
Praise Xanu! Where's my bottle bitch?
Praise Xenu! Where's my bottle bitch?
She is the cutest baby…
G*d damn, my dad is a freak!!
L Ron Hubbard is my homie.
IT'S SURI BITHES!!!!!
I'M SO PRECIOUS!!!!!
"Quaid, start the reactor…"
SHE IS SO FUCKEN PRETTY
Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta'!!
Re: Morning – Holy crap! My husband and I TOTALLY think she looks just like William Mapother!! Too funny!!
MY FEET ARE COLD!!! WHERE ARE MY SOCKS??????
MY FEET ARE COLD!!! WHERE ARE MY SOCKS??????
MY FEET ARE COLD!!! WHERE ARE MY SOCKS??????
MY FEET ARE COLD!!! WHERE ARE MY SOCKS??????
MY FEET ARE COLD!!! WHERE ARE MY SOCKS??????
MY FEET ARE COLD!!! WHERE ARE MY SOCKS??????
MY FEET ARE COLD!!! WHERE ARE MY SOCKS??????
MY FEET ARE COLD!!! WHERE ARE MY SOCKS??????
MY FEET ARE COLD!!! WHERE ARE MY SOCKS??????
MY FEET ARE COLD!!! WHERE ARE MY SOCKS??????
I wouldn't want to be out in NY late w/bare feet! It isn't in the 80s!!! I hate it when parents keep themselves comfortable temperature-wise, but don't do the same things for their kids. I'd like to hit moms wearing mittens pushing a stroller while the baby slurps on it's cold bare hands in freezing temps.
Tks for the surgery on my cleft pallet Daddy! Didnt anyone else know this? she had her upper lip surgically repaired before the Cruise's showed her to the world? If you, take a really close look. The kid has a tiny scar.
that is awful. u calling his baby girl an alien lol funny though.. but i think she is saying "Damn daddy, look at that camera mans crazy hair-do, use your special tom cruise powers and help him with that shit, dad." lol
but seriously she is beautiful.. she looks like a little angel.. kinda creepy though
ok Perez.. i dont agree with all the bad comments about your little site u got goin on here. i think it is awesome.. a great pass time for sure. but seriously i wish you would lighten up and give your honest *Im sure that u feel like all your opinions are honest.. but surely u dont have something negative to say about everything* and not so rude explanations for the pictures. i read something a little bit ago where someone was mad cause u never fill in the blanks.. well i actually started this to u to agree with that person but now that i have thought about it i think i understand that ur point for it was for the comments. for us to try and fill it it and make up our own funny shit. but u should give us your "fill in opinion" every now and then lol
'what a dork'
STOP saying "FIRST" FUCKERS, bc you ain't FIRST!!
meep zorp
My feet are cold
Who cares what I'm saying.. I'm rich bitch!
MY DAD IS A FREAK